Are you fucking kidding me? Bruce Wayne 10/10 huge jacked man billionaire would want to marry a girl with shitty back tattoos? I mean I can except her dad might of sold the gun that killed his parents and a bunch of other things but jesus christ why did they draw those in?
Snyder and sameface for everyone man need to leave asap
>>78079765
>My husbando will never marry me, so I will go cry in internet
>>78079765
Calm down. He has amnesia so he's not feeling himself.We all know Joker is his moste
>>78079817
>I have shitty tattoos
>>78079851
its not amnesia snyder stated that
>why are people different than me!
OP confirmed for being a dumbass.
>>78079765
Because Snyder wants the tumblr audience.
That is why he created Harper Row too.
>>78079765
>a fabulously wealthy person is so careless with their long-term decisions because they have enough money to literally outclass God
Well, yes.
And?
Once you get past a certain monetary point, societal rules largely dont apply to you.
Who's gonna criticize him or debar him from anything? Hes a fucking billionaire.
He can tap whatever he likes and no one will think twice.
He owns the circles everyone runs/gossips/lives in.
What are you gonna do? Cry on TMZ?
He IS the news.
>>78079765
10/10 guys usually tie the knot with average girls
I liked Julie Madison when she was a aid working philanthropist, not a social working slutty party bottom
I mean really, who gets those corny ass ribcage star tattoos in 2015? I know Bruce's taste in women isn't great, but good lord
>>78079890
>poster confirmed for retarded tattoo owner or girl
probably both
>>78079959
Batman sticks his penis in bad bitches on the daily, this is literally par for the course.
He cant get it up for normal women. And when he does, they end up dead or handicapped.
>>78079970
We get it anon, you want to talk about how much you don't like tattoos. /pol/ and or /soc/ would be a better place for you.
>>78079959
exactly thank you.
>>78080017
you are just a kuck
>>78079970
>>78079852
>projecting this hard
What, did your mother beat you with a tattoo gun?
>>78080035
>>78080045
projecting how nigga?
>>78080038
Part of the reason he knew something was wrong with Jezebel Jet, besides her ludicrous name, was that he was attracted to her and he normally doesnt go for "good girls".
The few pleb women hes gone out with ended up in a psych ward, or dead. (whatever happened to sasha bordeux anyway?)
Who cares anyway, you dont read comics.
>>78080045
Ignore him, he doesn't want to talk about /co/ things he just wants to post tattoos he doesn't like and complain about degeneracy.
>>78079852
Not gonna lie, I'd fuck her
>le "women w/ tattoos = red flag daddy issues used up whore and aren't my pure submissive japanese cartoo waifus" miːm
Just because you got rejected by the girl in high school who listened to edgy music and dyed her hair doesn't mean you have to be mad at her for all eternity, anon.
>>78080017
There are "bad bitches" like Talia, that brown chick Morrison brought in, and Catwoman, and then there are bad bitches like... basically every other romantic interest he's had. Generic leftovers of a time when he had to have a love interest just to prove he wasn't fucking, totally boring and pointless characters who make Lois Lane look one of the greatest creations in all fiction.
Hell Sasha Bordaux's crush on Bruce was probably the best Bat romance ever and it was 100% one-sided. The Catwoman stuff has potential but it always seems to stall out at the same point, every time.
>>78080052
Jesus christ, this is beautiful
>>78080153
It's always fascinating to me, the writers who puss out on Batman and Catwoman because they "want Catwoman to be her own character" when literally the entire history of the character revolves around Batman.
>>78079765
>huge
What do you mean by this?
>>78080137
>le tattoed women are beatiful in every size
>>>/co/mblr
>>78080153
I recognize Talia, Catwoman, and Silver St Cloud but who are the others?
>>78080335
Vicki vale is bottom left
>>78079851
Well he was earlier, but that's not what I mean.
>>78080393
Did Vicki really do anything notable other than being like Batman's third girlfriend in the Golden Age and being the love interest in the 1989 Batman film? At least with Silver St Cloud I can think "love interest in decently written Batman run who figures out Batman is Bruce Wayne" and "may or may not have been killed in terrible Kevin Smith comic".
>>78080314
>/co/mblr meme
At your pure maiden awaits to comfort you and tend to your wounds after a tough day of boldly memeing on the internet.
>>78080666
>Those digits
JUST
>>78080666
I've always thought pictures like this would be great if the person was just freaking the fuck out.
Absolutely shit-your-pants terrified.
>>78080137
>entire generation chooses to act and dress like the previous generation's drug addicts and degenerates "because it looks cool."
>"WHY AM I BEING JUDGED!?!?!?!"
>>78079852
Besides the eye mole, she's actually attractive.Titities
>>78080666
> when you spitting so much fire even your digits are burning
REKT
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>>78080666
Christ, you sound so defensive. Right now I'm picturing a full on pleb tatoo like a wrist Triforce or Batman symbol on your pec.
>>78080153
>The Catwoman stuff has potential but it always seems to stall out at the same point, every time.
You know what? They need to get together.
Superman and Lois Lane got married after the last reboot and they're not an item right now, so why not let Bruce have his turn at canon matrimony?
I want Damian to have a mommy.
>this thread
>>78083872
Frank NOOOOOOOOO
>>78081497
Dick can be Damian's mom
Just be glad she doesn't have a sidecut.
>>78080017
This is true and fits his character. He always seems to be about reforming and seems to be drawn to other damaged people.Then I reminded myself of Suicide Squad's Joker.
The Robins that he took in were orphaned Dick and thieving Jason, Tim pretty much forced himself in as Robin. Cass was adopted by Bruce but he grudgingly allowed Babs to be Batgirl.
And then there's his love interests. Mostly women that are dangerous and any good girls are always used as a love interest cover for Bruce Wayne. We're talking about a guy who almost married a woman named Jezebel.
>>78083935
don't give them ideas
>>78083911
He was already surrogate father during DickBats.
You get to be one, and big brother is separate altogether.
>>78080957
>le wrong generation
http://www.tubechop.com/watch/7483761
>sameface
good definition for capullo indeed, haha
>>78079817
>you will never shower with Batman
>>78079765
>her dad sold the gun that killed his parents
That's dumblike most batman stories these days
