I can't because it's true.

Why do people use spoilers like this for no fucking reason at all

>>78056632
Why do people get mad like this for no fucking reason at all

>>78056508
>Wall-e is the best Pixar film
But that's not The Incredibles.

>>78056508
What, you think I'm just gonna argue with you on that? Because I'm not, fuck you. Why the fuck would I argue with someone who is so utterly right?

>>78056508
Eve is fucking annoying.

>>78056508
It starts way too slow.
Past 30 min is God tier tho.

>>78057431
I disagree

I think the slow start is pretty necessary to the film, really paints a bleak and desolate earth so you can sorta root for Wall-E to succeed later on.

Sure if you like feminine ipod buttplugs.

so we can all agree that Wall-E was black and Eve was white right?

I wanna fuck that robot.

Muh fat fetish future dystopia the movie.

>>78056508
Ok.

WALL-E has a 96% review score
on Rotton Tomatoes. This is behind Toy Story, Toy Story 2, Toy Story 3, Incredibles, UP, Inside Out, and Finding Nemo. Those have scores of 100%, 100%, 99%, 97%, 98%, 98%, and 99% respectively. This would make the mathematical average 98.3% (or 98% if you like rounding).

This would make WALL-E a below average movie

>"well, compare it to every Pixar Movie!"

Well, naturally when you do that the average drops down to 89.3% (89%). However, considering the immense hate boner people have for movies like Cars, and Cars 2 (all justified btw), the fact that it's only 8% higher than the full-on average proves the mark of a overall middle-of-the-road film.

>">le using rotten tomatoes meme"

You wanted facts, That's about as non-subjective I can get. Everything else would be hearsay

>>78057687
>below average
uh what, you didn't even take the average of all Pixar movies

>>78057803
Keep reading

>>78057549
I thought he was more of a dirty orange-y yellow

>>78057687
>general consensus among people indicates irrefutable fact
What is argumentam ad populum

>>78058412
Generalizations are a dependency when ranking a piece of media. Like I said before, delving any further would put me in a state of subjectivity, which can always be refuted with "lol but that's wrong", which is something I can't refute back to because its completely subjective.