Behold, another quota book.never read after this page. Dropped.
>>78051451
>Bawwww everything's ruined because I don't like it dropped
>>78051451
>reality warping abilities
>lol why men so afraid of dis?
Okay
>>78051522
yes it is because that is the fucking basis for her character now.
Don't blame me if you can't integrate concepts throughout the story
>>78051522no more namefags
yea..no, taking a panel out of context without storytiming it is pure bait
>>78051681
wut
do you want a storytime of every comic ever if someone references it?
>Scarlet WITCH
I hate you reactionary idiots
>Evoking the power of Morrigan
Isn't that asking for trouble?
>>78051691
I'm guessing your a mindless moron who thinks they understand everything with one line/panel/or otherwise.
>>78051691
Posting one two panel page of a comic and casting judgement on the whole book makes no sense you autist
>>78051694
>WITCH
>Being exclusively female
Get the fuck out you bigot. Go back to /pol/
So when're we getting a character that uses magic powered by the ancient, mystical energies of having a dick?
>>78051760
Are you mentally retarded?
That fucking line is the basis for her character. Start thinking. Plus, if someone commits to bullshit in eir book once, you can be sure it'll repeat.
This panel was bullshit and you know it
>>78051772
same goes for you
>>78051818
>>78051451
I don't care if someone responds with that pic. You people are just as, if not even more, annoying than SJWs.
>>78051801
Hercules #2 is out today
>>78051801
Herc.
I don't see a lie? Also whatever, not every book is for every one
>>78051863
It's a pity that all the shitposting has dissuaded the Marvel storytimers. I'd like to discuss Ultimates, Uncanny Avengers and Hercules
>>78051858
>annoying
who cares
at least I'm right
>>78051887
>no lie
never said there was one
only that the panel is complete bs
I would rather Robinson followed Busiek than Englehart but the shift in emphasis towards being a witch is long overdue.
MCU Wanda has me the most excited though.
>>78051451
You f*kin warp reality! WHo wouldn't be afraid of that?!
>>78051893
What happened? Haven't been here in a while, but came back to read those books.
I'm sorry I was born a white, middle-class, heterosexual cismale. I don't deserve my privilege. Every day I live is a constant reminder of the pain I've inflicted on women (both with and without a vagina), people of color and those otherwise disadvantaged by virtue of my race, class, gender and sexual preference.
But it's not enough that I feel ashamed of myself. I need my peers and the larger popular culture to shame me for all of the horrible things that I'm directly responsible for as a white, middle-class, heterosexual cismale. I need to be reminded every day that I'm unfairly advantaged by my complexion and gender identity.
>>78051887
But this book isn't for me! My tastes are far beyond what you can comprehend so I know what Co will like and dislike. Just take my review in earnest you mentally damaged sjw
>>78051893
Let's talk about Hercules. I'm really disappointed in it, but I can't determine if it's because I think the premise is dumb or because I was expecting something else.
>>78051931
Truly the white male is the most oppressed victim of the modern age.
>>78051945
>because I was expecting something else.
What were you expecting? Because all the previews seemed to sell it exactly as Herc becoming a hero for hire and trying to clean up his image.
>>78051893
>>78051945
Here you go, anons. I'll storytime Herc now, fuck it, someone has to save this shit thread.
>>78051929
/co/ has a high concentration of fuccniggas from /pol/ and /tv/ that no one wants to waste 45 minutes story timing for because it's not fun.
>>78051451
Jesus fucking Christ.
I'm officially done with Marvel.
>>78051752
Wrong Morrigan?
>>78051910
>no lie
>never said there was [a lie]
>only that the panel is complete [bullshit]
i'm confused.
Why do you dislike it? Do you not care about witches? That's cool but maybe avoid books with witch in the title
>>78051975
You should probably do a new thread. Get more people
>>78051975
This thread shall be saved by the mystical power of dick
>>78051975
There's one up right now
>>78051970
>>78051992
Nah, they don't deserve it.
>>78051991
It's because it attacks men.
>>78051818
Your entire post makes Donald trump seem intelligent. But then again you pretty much did what he does,
>>78051973
I think it's the guns, honestly.
>>78052002
Ah damn it, well hopefully this derailed the garbage discussion in here anyway
>>78051451
>womankind
>feared by men
Inhumans are feared by both man, woman and minorities alike, lady.
Check your power/skinny privilege.
Does she man in the gender or as in MANKIND?!
Because I'm pretty sure a lot of dudes were in pagan religions.
>>78052021
Where?
>>78052024
what was wrong in that?
>>78052021
nah, because it's shit writing and not worthy of even a comic
>chaos magic
>feared by men
Yeah, no. Pic related.
>>78052084
I don't get it.
>Wahhh, a comic book about a woman
>Why doesn't (insert company here) pander solely to me?
>Wahhh
Get the fuck over yourself
>idiot overreacting to marvel shitstirring
>other idiots overreacting to his overreaction
And the beat goes on. It's a totally unnecessary line that only serves to pander to a specific group, though. One that won't buy the book.
>>78052033
We can still talk about it.
>>78052065
> One page of an 18 page story
> Can determine how bad the writing is based on two panels
>>78052101
Grant Morrison, practitioner of chaos magic, is a male.
>>78051779
Wiches are female, Wizards are male.
>>78052041
Wanda isn't an Inhuman, faggot.
>>78052101
He is a chaos magician, my friend.
>>78052101
He likes men
>>78051451
>chaos magic
>connected to women
>women who go crazy for several days every month
>not being afraid of that
>>78051996
Straight dick.
>>78052143
Wasnt she retconed, hetero?
>>78052112
>posting rat queens
I guess we know what brand of faggot you are, then.
>>78052154
She did canonically go nuts several times.
Because of the chaos magic.
>>78052021
It's only mentioning that "men", which I think is a reference to mankind but w/e, feared witches in an allusion to witch burning. A thing that happened. I don't think that's an attack
>>78052055
Get ready for Emerald Warlock
>>78052181
no, no, no, no, no.... it was all patriarchy, anon.
Tricking you into thinking she was crazy just because shes a woman who expresses herself.
not gonna lie, I actually read this on facebook yesterday. It gave me ulcer.
>>78052154
>>78052084
She's explicitly not talking about how it's not chaos magic. Did you only read one sentence?
Jesus Christ this board is so fucking retarded now, I just can't deal.
>>78052202
Blue Wizard needs food badly!
>>78052231
But it is chaos magic, she has said so herself numerous times.
>>78052170
Maybe you should take some time out of shitposting and groupthinking to read a comic to find out.
>>78052116
yes.
Marvel is shit in general now, so I initially expect bad books from them.
They are pushing social agendas, and hence any book that involves ANYONE other than a white straight male as the lead is more likely to be full with hamfisted dialogue which should not be a basis for the story, but steers it in directions that make the book unappealing.
The title of the book also matters. I wouldn't be reading the Ultimates if it was comprised of another team that was not part of the ultimate universe (of course, that's moot now). "Witch" in the title evokes a strong point about the book (Obviously not in this case, because that's her name)
Circulation and Publication is THE most important point. There was hardly any scarlet witch solo titles before this, and resurgence of such a title during times like these when even black widow, who has been in the films longer, got her title cancelled, is truly troubling.
Hence, because the lead is a witch, with mental problems by canon(which gives marvel free reign on changing her sexuality without restrain and devolving the book further), there is no black widow title, which should have been more important than this, the new addition of a Vision title who is supposedly her(Wanda) love interest in the films and he stupid as shit dialogue lead me to the conclusion that the rest of this book is shit.
>>78052171
>Not liking Rat Queens
Do you even read comics? I get if it's not your thing but it's a great book
>>78052141
Clarion the Witch Boy says FUCK YOU
Hellboy says FUCK YOU
>>78052276
Woah, take it easy, family.
Maybe you should get some air, let some steam off. I dont have to follow every single character on marvel, and people spammad a lot that she was turning into a inhuman.
Do you follow every comic book? Are you getting defensive inside your mind?
Really anon, chill out.
You sound like some neckbeard basement dweller that hates girls at cons.
>>78052181
Because of Bendis not liking her.
>>78052141
Say that on /tg/, I dare you.
>>78052357
>2 characters vs Harry Potter, ancient lore, Dictionaries and popular usage
I'll take my chances.
>>78052231
She says that the name "chaos magic" is a misnomer. That doesn't mean that it's not chaos magic.
>>78052346
I'm sorry, I just don't like trite, webcomic-tier writing and unappealing characters.
>>78051451
Didn't her powers come directly from Chthon?
What's with this new age hippy bullshit?
>>78052394
In which thread?
I'll screencap
>>78052361
Go away, sorry no one wants to spoonfed you just enough information for you to shitpost about a topic, but we've already met our quota on your kind.
>>78052361
im not a basement dweller, I live in an apartment, thank you very much.
Suck on that, faggo.
>>78052141
First off, the word you're looking for is 'warlock'.
Second off, you don't need a beard to be a wizard, Katia
>>78052435
Make a new one.
Is that a retcon then?
Like are they saying she doesn't actually use chaos magic?
>>78052408
Back to /po/ with your gender bullshit
Also
>Harry Potter
>A Source
>Ancient Lore
>When men and women were could be accused of witches
>Dictionary
>one that is credited with usually malignant supernatural power
>Popular usage
>If something is popular that means it must be true
Once again, back to /pol/ with you.
>>78052469
>>78052468
Whatever, hetero.
Some people like to actually discuss comics here.
Unless you are implying that inhumans arent feared at all. Boy, you are the one that should read some comics.
>>78052408
>using Harry Potter in an argument
>using it first
Besides, women were thought to be *likelier* to be witches, it was perfectly plausible that men could practice witchcraft.
>>78051451
Pretty sick of this FPOV style of comic book writing
It's been done by
>Fraction's Hawkeye
>Spencer's Ant-Man
>Willow's Ms. Meme
>Superior Foes
>Waid's Daredevil
>Agent of Asgard
And a ton more that I'm forgetting right now
It's such a hack way of writing and introducing characters and as bad as the silver age yellowboxes
>>78051522
I don't mind feminism anon, i mind it if it's needlessly shoehorned into the plot.
>>78052239
I've not seen such bravery!
>>78052516
Now we play the waiting game.
BTW you have to stay there and defend your thesis, otherwise its not a real dare.
btw
>>78052007
>>78052580
would still put my dick in that.
>>78052469
>>78052468
Good for you, anon.
Now go back to bed.
Are people seriously not getting that she's saying chaos magic is a misnomer?
>>78052337
Black Widow's getting a book by Waid and Samnee. That's throwing support on a book
ALso what the fuck with the "She's been crazy so marvel will make her gay"
>>78052580
thx
>>78052637
>Are people seriously not getting that she's saying chaos magic is a misnomer?
I think that's the main point of contention for this thread
>Oh its not Chaos Magic
>It's Womanly Awesomeness
>>78052637
>Are people seriously not getting that she's saying chaos magic is a misnomer?
what do you think?
>>78052536
Don't you have a YouTube comment section to get back to?
>>78052567
okay, I'm going there.
keep this alive.
>>78052739
>complains about shitposting
>shitposts
7/10
Would fall for that again.
>>78052754
welp, it's already been sorted and people seem chill because it's in a thread devoted sorely to that subject.
I guess the same thing smack in the middle of another read would get flame wars.
>>78052754
I posted OPs pic there.
>>78051932
Please post examples of Marvel showing they also support things like MRAs and celebrating masculinity so ham-fistedly.
>>78052810
FOR THE EMPEROR!!!
>>78052274
She said she's mutant, too.
>>78053107
Just saying, she says a lot of things that aren't true.
>>78053138
oh, the guy who made that comment is also a dick.
>>78052141
Warlocks are male witches. Wizardess are female wizards. At least that's what I gathered. However I'm sure it's all muddled by most people not paying much mind to this shit.
>>78051522
He doesn't like it so he drops it. Seems perfectly fine to me.
How do you defend this? Honestly. Marvel has become such a fucking joke with the ham-fisted feminism and just tumblr-shit in general.
Are people actually complaining about something Englehart had written for Wanda in the 70s? That her magic unlike Strange was all about womanhood and nature. When Chthon wasn't possessing her?
Nature, women magic is what he ran with. Back when Robinson would have been a kid.
This is not new.
Fuck I wish /co/ read comics.
I wish they read comics before 2000 even more.
>>78052526
that is usually the criterion for discussing meaning of words. After all, language is just a system of random phrases linked by rules given meaning arbitrarily and then developed further
>>78052814
>>78052754
I'm the one shoehorning the phrase witch=female wizard=male into every post I make. These people really are even easier to trigger than /co/
>>78052554
not to mention it takes way less skill and looks worse
>>78051858
>>78053418
I just asked them for definitions.
Let's see if they take the bait.
>>78051451
pic related gets so much use these days.
>>78053418
>>78053453
I dared anon to post that, but I never intended it to turn into shitpost... oh god... what have I become?!?
>>78051451
GODDAMMIT SW, you're the Heir of MAGNETO: The Master of Magnetism, wiped out all the mutants and then had your nose stolen by one of Xavier's brats! Don't be wondering why anyone fears you!
>>78051858
Yes, fellow - non-SJW, I agree!
But for reals, just hide the thread.
>>78051451
Serves you right for not dropping her after they retconned her as no longer being a mutant. This has less to do with an SJW agenda and more to do w/ distancing her from Magneto and the X-men.
>>78053543
Everyone got a email from Quicksilver. The day he found out he wasn't.
"Not related to that bastard.
PS. He sucks."
>>78053559
>not wanting to see all the fun in this thread
>>78053577
I never read it
>>78053526
A destroyer of boards. A Dark Fag.
>>78053577
Being a mutant is hilariously unnecessary to Wanda. Until Bendis who made it his mission to poison her because he hates old avengers. Being a witch has always been more important.
She's an Avenger. That's what important to her.
>>78053615
>darkfag
ok, I chuckled.
Still, I feel kinda bad for that.
Oh no /co/ is getting triggered by a book.
I'm glad I don't have to worry about SW getting cancelled anymore.
>>78051801
Classic Strange for sure.
>>78051451
But those ARE wiccan beliefs, this is the only time where it makes sense, because that did happen.
>>78053780
>implying people arent angry about how the character is being handled
heres your reply.
>>78052112
back to tumblr
>>78052131
Jesus so that's where all his retarded quasi-meta-occult bullshit stems from. Nice to hear that one of the most revered writers on /co/ has a mentality of a high school metalhead who overheard Ondskapt at a party. Puts things into perspective really.
>>78053860
>People caring about Wanda getting offended
Ha
>>78053945
>people caring about wanda
>excluding fanservice
>>78052555
You think all mentions of feminism are shoehorned in.
>>78053992
right here, it is.
>>78053992
Well....
>>78053860
This is as people have said before not new territory for Wanda at all.
Why would anyone familiar with her old stories like from Englehart get offended?
>>78053842
Wanda's a wiccan? Yuck.
>>78054019
Yes, she's been one for decades. She prays to a goddess.
>>78053992
Your right, /co/mblr is just sperging for no reason.
>>78054317
>Ben Grimm taking bullshit
With a good writer, He'd have been outraged as fuck.
As usual, fuck Benis. Intentional misspelling.
>>78051451
She's right, men were afraid of witches and witches were women.
What is the problem?
It's a new book about a woman in the big 2.
There's always bitching.
>>78051522
>trying to insult someone for dropping something that they didn't like
worst type of namefags
>>78052337
Agreed.
>>78053448
>proud kek
I wonder who could be behind this post.
>Let's take an unstable character who can and has warped all of reality at a whim and make it so the only reason people are afraid of her is sexism.
>>78055430
It's making fun of those articles about people being happy they're in an open marriage.
>>78054375
Why would he be outraged with her friend, teammate and almost family beign who she is. You know less about Ben than Bendis does.
>>78051929
Most Marvel storytimes get spammed by shitposters and people screaming "stop shilling." A lot of the regular storytimers have apparently gotten tired of dealing with it and stopped, because why bother wasting the effort.
So now a lot of comics on 0-day have been going unstorytimed, or not storytimed until the end of the day or next day, as opposed to how it used to be, where the storytimers would literally compete to see who could storytime the comics first.
>>78055590
Sure it is, anon. Suuuure it is.
>>78055827
This ones just as bad though, might as well make a third one with a version of >>78053474 behind it.
>>78055671
>kitty is family
no.
>>78051451
Does Scarlet Witch realize she is not actually a witch, but a mutant that has witch-like powers?
It's not like she has to play by the same rules Doctor Strange does when he does magic, so this whole rant is kind of pointless.
Unless there is a retcon I'm not aware of.
>>78055827
https://archive.is/OcjIL
![latest[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iWU3TnX.jpg "latest[2].jpg")
>>78051779
>>78052141
In my day, we had witch boys.
>>78051451
I find it hilarious Marvel is trying to pretend like they have any good female leads.
>>78055918
she is
>>78056048
I need sauce for this.
It should be at least a year and half old.
>>78056015
Is Wiccan a witch or Wizard?
>>78056048
did you get the sauce?
>>78056048
I really need sauce for this if someone has it
>>78055827
I wonder how bootyblasted someone was to make this image.
>>78057532
It's using happy merchant with a swastika, shit's an oxymoron. No doubt it's by a redditor since they don't know how to lurk. They're the easiest to bait.
>>78057704
I've seen that image posted on /pol/. That's where it's from.
