Since no one's done it I'll do it with the one I bought. Excuse the black bars
>>78049282
>>78049291
>>78049304
>>78049291
Jesus fucking Christ
>>78049315
>>78049291
quality art from marvel yet again
>>78049329
>>78049351
>>78049365
>>78049329
I don't know why, but lately when am reading western comic, it is as if everyone was not only gay, but also married. It worse then it was in the 70s when suddenly every superhero was a jew.
This is fucking awful by any quantifiable measures.
The art.
The story.
The premise.
The target audience.
I want all of them gone.
>>78049379
>>78049329
What the hell is this? Some sort of fetish party?
Two gay blacks, a landwhale, a green jew and almost everyone dressed in leather?
Is this the world that marvel thinks we should be living in?
>>78049399
Welcome to forced diversity the comic.
Gay transexual transracial muslim world sure is great.
>>78049428
>>78049447
>>78049410
>What the hell is this? Some sort of fetish party?
I was assuming thats why Howard was there.
>>78049467
>He's ho-ho-horrible!
>>78049467
>>78049399
>infidel tree
someone will lose job at marvel because of that joke.
>>78049504
>>78049517
Sana Amanat was the editor of it so I'm assuming there safe
>>78049541
Too bad.
OP, why did you spend money on that? Really curious.
>>78049522
>Christmas Carol
>>78049291
That fucking art.
Marvel please.
>>78049522
>>78049522
D'awww nice to see them still on good accords.
>>78049641
>>78049656
What does any of it has to do with gwenpool?
>>78049665
>>78049687
:^)
>>78049703
Was this drawn by a webcomic artist?
>>78049687
It's just a Christmas Special. It's only called "Gwenpool" to try and get more attention.
>>78049656
Poor Bruno
>>78049703
>>78049724
No. It's by Langdon Foss. he's been working in the industry for years, got his start with Heavy Metal Magazine, and is most known for doing the art in Anthony Bourdain's Get Jiro!
>>78049291
Well, at least Pulido's is not the worst She-Hulk ever anymore.
>>78049504
Is that Ghost Rider wrapping paper?Even Carol ships it
>>78049746
>>78049665
So it IS She-Hulk! I thought it might be, but I was thrown off by the fact that it looks nothing like her.
>>78049891
>>78049891
>Cap (Bucky)
>Cap (Carol)
>Cap (Monica)
>Cap (Sam)
>Cap (Steve)
All right, I chuckled.
>>78049891
heh
>>78049891
The only missing thing is she-hulk having hairy armpits.
Why She-Hulk looks like a transgender mexican?
>>78049937
that only triggers americans
>>78049891
>>78049950
Because this is the new Marvel.
You will take your modern diversity and you will like it.
>>78049910
>Storm being in the same room as Inhuman trash
Rightclops would be ashamed
>>78049984
But what if I don't like it?
>>78050025
Then you're a misogynist. Stop oppressing us.
>>78049910
This is the best you could get Jen?
Ms Marvel, Captain Marvel, Miles Morales, Storm, Spider-Woman, some Inhumans and HOWARD THE DUCK?
You suck
>>78050025
Then you can join the Based DC side. Where your time and money is treated with the respect it deserves and isntead of giving you memes, they give you high-quality storytelling that push the medium in new and innovative ways. And the best part? No SJW propaganda!
>>78050011
She should be ashamed of that purse.
>>78049910
>>78050047
Howard works in the same building. He wasn't necessarily invited by her as part of the superhero push.
>>78050048
>DC
>BASED
choose one
>>78050047
Everyone else is over at Tony Stark's christmas party
>>78050058
I love you deadpool
>>78049910
>all those fucking faces
>especially that of Squirrel Girl (?)
>>78050058
Ungrateful DC fags please go away
>>78050179
>>78050048
>they give you high-quality storytelling that push the medium in new and innovative ways
Can you name any recent examples?
When's Gwenpool?
>>78050190
>>78050190
heh
>>78050201
I have class
>>78050203
Omega Men and Prez are pretty good. I wouldn't call them super innovative, but they're definitely a bit of fresh air.
>>78050058
>>78050112
Spread pages detected.
>>78050201
The OP is clearly just taking screenshots of the comic as opposed to posting an actual rip.
Hence the weird resolution, black bars, disjointed spreads, etc.
It also means that he spent actual money on this! So, hey, good on OP for actually supporting the industry even if it is onmeme comics
>>78050229
>>78049665
>"Who might you be?"
I dunno. Who else is 8 feet tall, ripped and green?
>>78050241
I may try to merge the spread pages after the storytime.
>>78050241
He should kill himself. Of all comics he could storytime, he chose this. Hope you get cancer OP.
>>78049641
"Hey Kamala, it's me! Carol Danvers, leader of the Carol Corps! I'm here to piggy-back on the popularity you have that I'll never achieve and to peer pressure you into coming to a party to get wasted, much like the bullies in you first issue, but it's ok when I do it. C'mon, don't forget to completely abandon your responsibilities to your lifelong friends on the way!"
What's with the fat asses? Is it a tumblr thing?
>>78050011
cyclops is there too. They just forgot to color his visor in and it looks grey.
I don't understand though, are there people who think "Yes, this is good, this is what I want comics to be" and decide to pay and support that un-ironically?
It's good to laugh AT but paying for it makes the companies think you like it and thus they make more of it.
So the only reason anyone would pay for this is if they actually are the simpering PC-crowd retard that they're aimed at. Which is a scary thought.
I thought /co/ being overrun from tumblr was a joke but every day there's 50 threads about how cute Kamala is and when are you going to convert to islam for her?
>>78050263
>>78050270
...Ronan the accuser?
>>78050292
or, marvel shills.
I refuse to believe that someone is THAT retarded to actually buy it.
>>78049428
>Xmas
disgusting
>>78050297
>Hawkeye doesn't even know he's being bullied
>>78050277
Gee. Thanks. Usually I just buy comics so I an rub it n people faces that I have tons of money to waste on garbage. What have you done with your pathetic miserable little life anon?
>>78050047
Howard's office is literally next door to Jen's.
>>78050270
Hulk?
The Super Skrull?
>>78049656
>you're a special snowflake
I kek'd
>>78050345
Not paid for shit comics
>>78050345
>>78049910
Is that Tempest or whatever Miguel's girlfriend was called on the left?
>>78049910
so DC reboot sent Maxine to the Marvelverse?
>>78050361
>>78050345
Donating a charity
>>78050345
Spending it on hookers and getting gonorrhea.Still a better investment.barge
>>78050375
>>78049315
I originally wanted to talk about how dope having a hyperfile would be but holy shit the art in this book is so bad.
>>78050345
>Usually I just buy comics so I an rub it n people faces
You could at least put your dick out of your mouth, when you're typing.
>>78050375
who approves art like this
>>78050391
>>78050375
>inviting Beast
>not even once
>>78050400
tumblr
>>78050375
This art is physically hurting me.
>>78050375
Jesus, there is just no sense of motion in this page. They all look like statues.
Jesus, you fucking faggot bitches bitching about SJWs all in yer funny books are as fucking annoying as the SJWs who bitch about their #hashtag politics and their diva cups and their vaginas and manginas. Stop acting like a bunch of faggots and let my faggot ass read my free storyteimed funny book without having to bitch about you faggot bitches with sand all up in your fucking vaginas all pissy about Whore Thor and Mooslims in your funny books and dykes scissoring dykes until death do they part. Fuck you faggots are annoying.
>>78050375
>that Iso
>that Gorgon
>that Steve (?)
>that Human Torch's ass and face
>>78050415
To be fair, Beast was a fucking party animal when he was an Avenger.
>>78050421
Kill yourself senpai. Kill yourself.
>>78050421
that's a nice damage control pasta.
ten/10
>>78050345
What did Deadpool do?
>>78050411
dat kamala
>>78050421
Also, this art is shitty and She Hulk looks like a Mexican tranny.
>>78050445
your mum
>>78049282
Misteltoe's white. Holly is Red.
If it's red, no smooching required.
>>78050463
>>78050437
my main problem with neo/co/ is that you guys can't into banter. I want to see some delightful burns, not memes and word filters.
>>78050477
The moments we've been waiting for
>>78050353
so there are people who use those words unironically?
>>78050487
>>78050488
Yeah, lots. Just not the internet people
>>78050487
>Gurihiru Gwenpool
Well, I'll be.
>>78050317
Of all the things to complain about in this comic, you chose a non-issue like that? What's wrong with saying Xmas?
>>78050487
>>78050509
so fucking cute
>>78050487
Finally, a proper artist.
>>78050459
damn bruh ouch u sure got me with that sick burn haha, wow my mom! xd
>>78050509
>>78050526
What's right with saying Xmas?
>>78050445
nothing wrong
>>78050526
What's wrong with saying Christmas? Don't want to offend anybody?
>>78050541
>>78050517
>>78050528
>>78050532
You guys are so easily pleased. All you need is some kawaii artist, and voila, you will devour any crap. But then again
>standards
>co
pick none
>>78050544
It triggers all the Muties cause it reminds them that they going extinct cause Marvel Hates Muties.
>>78050539
thanks senpai i've been practicing
>>78050570
>>78050574
all that matters in comics is art
>>78050574
Yeah silly old /co/ only cares about the art, the writer is probably garbage
>Hastings
Oh wait you're full of shit
>>78050488
Of course there is. It's 2015 4chan. Have you SEEN /v/?
>>78050361
> Find the bastard who shat down my chimney! Masked dumper lays Cable down She-Hulk's stack!
>>78050574
>nice art is bad now
welcome to neo/co/ everyone!
>>78050597
Takes one, to know one.
>>78050603
>I have low standards: the post
Are you an undercover brony?
>>78050611
>autism in action
>>78050574
better than the abomination that was the she-hulk/kamala christmas special
>>78050626
Could you tell me what's wrong with the art then, since you know so much?
>>78050633
>>78050630
>pot calls the kettle
what the hell is a gwenpool?
>>78050580
merry inhumas!
>>78050660
Is that the best you can do?
>>78050653
>>78050649
It's not the art that it's problem. It's that it's all you need to like a completely crappy irredeemable character.
>>78049641
>Battlecraft
Hello there, new waifu.
>>78050670
>>78050668
Well, is moving the goalposts the only thing YOU can do? Because you're neither witty, nor funny.
But then again, you enjoy this comic, so everything makes sense
>>78050666
I KNEW Satan was behind this!
>>78050675
>crappy irredeemable
She literaly just came out. And there you go, assuming shit again. All I said was that the art was cute. You got booty blasted over nothing
>>78050591
Oh, shit, it's the bastard son of Jason Momoa and Robin Williams!
And also a snake
This comic is a incomprehensible mess
it is garbage
>>78050361
Is this before Lemire's Hawkeye? Why are Clint and Kate so friends again?
>>78050692
>>78050663
it's Gwen Poole k?
>>78050717
>>78050717
>from Howard
oh REALLY
>>78049517
why would you think that? The first issue of Ms. Marvel has here fawning over "infidel meat" (bacon)
>>78050703
>All I said was that the art was cute.
It always starts that way. You first think that something is cute, and then, before you know it, you are a zealous fanatic.
Mark my words, Gwenpool will be your waifu.
>>78050738
>Guruhiru Ms. Marvel
Special redeemed.
>>78050375
Why are Beast and Storm on the same party? I though they hated each other.
Why are Steve and Sam in the same party? I thought they hated each other.
Why is Jane and Volstagg in the same party? I thought they hated each other.
Why is Storm sharing the same house with all the Inhumans? What happened to M-Pox?
>>78050738
>>78050574
>at least we're not that sinkhole known as /a/.
>>78050743
It's too soon.
>>78050738
OH NO NOT GURIHIRU MS MARVEL MY WEAKNESS
>>78049291
So Jen got smashed in the face by a wrecking ball at some point, yes?
>>78050754
>>78050738
> Gurihiru Kamala
> Carol and Chor frozen in carbonite
sweet party
>>78050666
Rightclops is DEAD. Storm is delusional. The once-based Beast is a kowtowing faggot who broke spacetime. Mutant Messiah hasn't messiah'd shit. Bobby is the homogay. Jean isn't dead anymore again. Laura finally stopped cutting herself. Warren is a cosmically supercharged flying faggot. No-Girl is nowhere to be seen. Based Anole and Based Rockslide don't have their own comic. Medusa is a lame cunt and Black Bolt won't say shit about it. Captcha makes me click pictures of bread.
At least Kamala a cute.
So, if guruhiru draw Gwenpool, would you love it and buy it?
>>78050775
>>78050749
>It always starts that way. You first think that something is cute, and then, before you know it, you are a zealous fanatic.
That might happen to you maybe. Some of us have self control
>Mark my words, Gwenpool will be your waifu.
There he goes again, assuming. I already have a waifu, and she will never be relpaced
>>78050297
>Hawkeye and Guy-Hawkeye
Ok this made me giggle.
>>78050743
>bacon
And I thought Bruno was the only one to not get the message
>>78050775
>DJ Nohvar
God Bless America.
And God Bless the weird Alternate Reality Grant Morrison created him to be from.
>>78049910
Why is there a face in the wall?
>>78050738
>Kawaii Gurihiru Kamala
>Captain Tumblr not looking like a bulldyke
>Dat completely drunk Volstagg.
This shit went from 0 to 9/10 in one page.
>>78050796
>that Gwenpool
>>78050752
It's Christmas.
>>78050738
KAMALA A CUTE
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
>>78050798
>Some of us have self control
And this is A-tier delusion.
>I already have a waifu
Who?
>>78050835
>And this is A-tier delusion
>He thinks everyone is on his shitty level
>Who?
Nice try, I won't let you steal her
>>78050796
>>78050740
He's probably doin it to piss Jen off.
>>78050775
Marvel Boy still exists!
>>78049282
It's the Gwenpool Holiday Special!
Brought to you by: SMOKING!Ah I remember back when I used to do this gag for the Larfleeze Holiday Special. Back when people cared about Larfleeze.
I still care about Larfleeze...
Thanks OP
>>78050849
I already know. I recognize your style. And your high horse.
>>78050852
Jen, partying this hard is what got you kicked out of Avengers Mansion.
Ironically, that was right before Bendis went crazy and decided to burn it to the ground.
So I guess, keep partying. It hasn't steered you wrong in the past.
What a pile of crap
Mephistoverse Marvel on suicide watch
Merry christmas
>>78050463
In the roll it looks like she has a dick ffs.
>>78050886
So guess.
>>78050411
>something's strange. I think it might be the three insects we didn't invite holding hands in the corner
Why does thing thing exist?
>>78049399
How long until Kamala has to stop her brother from going full aloha snackbar on the neighborhood?
>>78050946
It's a superpowered party in New York, you don't find 3 insect people holding hands strange
No sorry this is a terrible comic, the art the writing. Deadpool was the good one because it had good writing and art, and Gwenpools had good art. The majority of this has horrible.
At least the Deadpool and Hawkeye adventure was fun and Gwenpool is moderately entertaining
>>78051001
It's irrelevant. The most important thing is that people talk about it. Marvel is about hype, not quality.
I actually like Gwenpool
>>78051074
>>78051001
this.jpg
Other than that it was meh to extreme level.
Aside from Guruhiru's Gwenpool and Deadpool/Hawkguy, that was fucking atrocious.
>>78051089
Me too, more then I thought I would.
The art helped, whereas the art in She-Hulk made me actively dislike it.
>>78050968
It's already too late.
THe mentions of infidel trees has already triggered his admiral ackbar mode.
>>78051089
Mission accomplished. If you won't buy it, we will track your IP and sue you. It goes to everyone in this thread
>>78051112
So, half the book. Two for Four ain't half bad for a holiday special.
>She-Hulk throws a party
>No A-Force other than Medusa
????
>>78051125
But is he going to shoot/bomb anything soon?
>>78051107
>>78051126
I already bought two issues. Top that.
>>78050736
/k/? well she did understand taht bombs are better than swords, so we can fit here somewhere between Castle and that Barracuda guy.
>>78049351
Fuck me in the eyes with a rusty dildo the art is shitpost tier fuckwittery. Who do I need to kill to prevent this shit from happening again.
>>78050653
Man I really want to take that workshop
>>78051181
I've bought three.
>>78050566
Xmas has been used for centuries dude. X in the Green alphabet is the first letter of their word for "Christ." It's seriously just an abbreviation.
>>78050653
Gwen, Gwenn you can't just search that in the internet
>>78051181
same
That was great. Anyone has more Gwenpool?
>>78049282
Thanks for the storytime.
I should list the things I like about this, that makes a shorter list.
Amanat is keeping Kamala close to her heart, even though her story here is a bit forced, but how else do you write about a Muslim girl during holiday season but to make it about how it does not actually have significance for her and how that blows when everyone else has an excuse to make a big deal out of it.
And Yussuf's dig at Aamir >>78049399 was oddly satisfying.
Other than that Gurihiru are now on my list for approved artists for MM and saved the day in terms of art overall. Gwenpool was also quite amusing and justified the labeling of this book just by being surrounded by shite. They should have set aside more good artists here.
>>78051252
Anarchist's Cookbook?
>>78050574
>>78051154
Book ain't out yet. And this is obviously (I think) set in the timeskip as Hawkeye are not hating each other and Kamala is not pissed at Bruno.
So A-Force does not exist yet.
>>78051154
...Captain Marvel?
>>78050400
It's weird because his old work is good, and his white guys actually look like people.
Maybe he is just being facetious and using tumblr to get away withreality.
>>78051362
More like rushed shit he phoned in between two real orders.
>>78050391
>only sensible people in the comic, the kind of guys that keep society running while gay niggers party the welfare state to bankrupcy
>not only they are portrayed as evil, they are literal crab people
why
h
y
>>78051413
Shut up, it was great. You just have shit taste
>>78051430
/pol/
I don't understand you /co/. It was the best book day today.
>>78051430
>Being enough of a cunt to try to make the deal during a christmas party
>Sensible
>>78051541
/co/ likes to pretend that they read comics.
Why is Gwen Marvel's geek pet now?
I was fine with Spider-Gwen, but Gewnpool is just bullshit. She doesn't even feel like Gwen anymore.
>>78051568
Fuck off hater.
>>78050633
so cute
>>78051568
Gwenpool isn't actually gwen gwen, gwen poole is gwenpool
>>78051600
Then who was the phone?
>>78050653
>>78049329
I've been seeing a lot of lesbians in Marvel comics, lately.
>>78051669
It's because Lesbians are even more diverse than gays! Their worth more points!
>>78051568
Gwenpool is a concession to public demand, really.
They made a series of Gwen-as-various-heroes cover series and people liked the Gwenpool design.
But, as you noted, Gwen is not at all like Deadpool. And they can't really find any reason why she could be Deadpool in another universe.
So here you get Gwen Poole, a completely different person to Gwen Stacey.
And so far this is about as much of a personality as they gave her.
She is just an insane teen acting in a similar manner as Deadpool.
And don't ask me how she got in when he had to go.
>>78051685
Gays are mysoginists. They prefer men over women.
>>78049351
I can't keep reading this. I'm sorry, but the art is so bad it's actually making me feel worse just looking at it.
Is this what it's like to be triggered irl?
>>78050968
Why would she stop him? Like any muslim she'd have full knowledge of what he would do but keep quiet about it, then cry "ISLAMOPHOBIA" before the bodies are even cold.
>>78051669
People are overall more comfortable with the concept of lesbos than gays, so lesbos are kind of the fashionable thing to have now. "Look, we got homos and we didn't even have to really commit."
And this is not just the audience, male writers and artists are probably in the majority far more okay with female homosexuality.
