You can have a threesome with two /co/ characters. You get to select one character for the threesome, however the character you picked gets to choose who the third participant is. Choose wisely.
My choice is pic related.
>>78039713
I would pick ur mum
>>78039713
My choice is Nico Minoru.I'm hoping she wants to be spit roasted by me and either Victor or Chase. But Karolina would also be an acceptable choice.
Only correct answer.
Kim Possible/Ron Stoppable.
Grim and Hildy Gloom.
Ramona Flowers and Scott Pilgrim.
If I pick Zatanna, what are the odds she picks Batman?
>>78040081
Two of these.
Not even gay.
>>78039713
Poison Ivy who I assume would either choose Harly Quinn or a cucumber.
>>78039713
You know, Astrid, and then Astrid picking Hiccup is not a terrible choice.
>>78040429
I think you can do better, Boco.
Just say the words, Boco. I think you know what they are.
>>78040472
She could choose Bushroot.
>>78040572
Please go away...
>>78040602
Bushroot did nothing wrong.
>>78040606
Why do you waist your potential?
Are you afraid of great things, Boco?
All you have to do is join.
I've never been interested in threesomes.
>>78040472
>>78040602
I think we all know her real choice
>>78040706
I'm not joining any group that misspells 'waste' like that.
Sex with Greg and Rose would be one hell of a partygranted I don't get killed by the mudercock
>>78040902
I think the Mudercock only affects aliens
>>78040866
There are no misspellings, Boco. Where do you think your potential has gone to?Yeah, I fucked up. Even we make mistakes, Boco.
Kamala
Since having threesome is haram, I'll have her all to my self
>>78039768
would you really want to share OP's mom with OP?
>>78039882
Fuck. You win no matter what.
Ranking them in hotness.
Nico>Victor>Karolina>Chase
>>78041311
You know she'll pick Terry, right?
>>78040902
>not Pearl and Rose
Preferably the movie version of Loki but I love the character regardless of the source material, even if it is the old school comic version.
I wouldn't want to share but I do appreciate a nice yaoi ship!
>>78039713
Well, if I pick Eska, there's an off chance she'll pick Bolin, and that's not a risk I'm willing to take.
Thus:
>>78041460
You do know they picked Greg, right?
Besides Pearl would probably try to harm your genitals so she could have Rose to herself.
>>78041460
>Not Amethyst and Vidalia
Either or.
>>78041311
Schway.
>>78042880
>>78041460
>being a Steven Jewniverse faggot
As if you would even know what to do with a woman, rock or otherwise.
>>78042734
Fucking smart.
>>78043394
>being a faggot
>>78043067
You do realize they aren't actually lesbians in the movie despite your autistic fanfictions and they are going to pick a dude right?
>>78043472
Well, all things considered they're probably gonna pick Hiro.
I can live with that.
She would probably pick Daria or Trent. Either works for me.
>>78043555
They won't pick Hiro.
They'll pick some random hunky college guy.
Mob boss Catwoman's pretty intopussyso I think I'd make it out alright.
Group sex is a high tier fetish for me, and I've actually participated in it before.
Me and Danny get to bro out while spit roasting Misty. There's no downside
Hopefully one of her hot friends.
>>78044177
She looks like she likes getting DPd desu
>>78045233
You want to threesome with Marco?
>>78040765
>Pick swamp thing
>He picks Abby
>They can't touch
>Swamp thing just gonna be in the corner pollinating
She'd pick Steph anyway so score.
she probably pick her sister.
>>78039713
Everybody in this thread is fucking stupid compared to me.
>>78045233
>>78043067
>>78046799
You're all going to end up with dudes because you're stupid enough to think that your "headcanon" or ship is actually canon. >>78046970 is the only one who is actually safe.
>>78042880
>Not Ruby and Sapphire
They might end up fusing during though.
If she picks her sister it is great.
If she picks Kristoff it is it is still greatbecause I'm not an autist who is afraid of seeing a man naked while dping the hottest qt around.
Eh, why not. Heand EOSare cute.
>>78046970
>picking a lesbo hoping she picks a girl for a threesome with a MAN
Who is the stupid now?
>>78041044
She has like only three people she could name. Nakia, Zoe or Bruno. And I would be okay with any/all of those.
>>78047165
They're both slu-I mean bi anon.
>>78047165
Korra's bi though
>>78043330
>>78042734
That way you can ensure youtake it from himtoo.
>>78047179
I will never understand how straightfags think bisexuality doesn't real. It's not even a slightly complicated concept
>Oh, I like dick, would you look at that. Pussy too? Sounds good.
>>78047175
Oh, wait. Carol. She could try to get it going with Carol Danvers. And I'm fine with double-teaming Captain Marvel.
>>78047197
Nah, I understand being bi, it's just that those two are sluts.
>>78047234
You can be a bi-slut anon. The slut bit doesn't change the bi-part.
>>78047179
>>78047180
Then nothing is guaranteed
>tfw biscum
It's a good day.
>>78047253
I mean going off where the show left she probably would pick asami.
But I like dping girls so that'd be hot too.
>>78047267
He'd probably accidentally penetrate you more than once.
I'd pick jack spicer.
wuya, kimiko, kanappe are all hot.
who knows, maybe I get Chase instead.
pls be chase.
also a sexual xiaolin showdown
ezpz family
>>78047275
So?
>>78047318
>implying she wouldn't handcuff you in the closet after closed mouth kissing you on the lips to qualify you as having been in on the action.
>>78047346
Good enough.
Cartoon Starfire. She'd misunderstand and try to get Raven in on it. It's the only safe bet.
Gee, I wonder who she'll choose.
>>78047364
Would she anon, would she really?
>>78047253
>thinking she'd ever picked Bolin
Realistically, Asami is by some distance the most likely option. Mako's a distant, distant second. Bolin is fanfiction, shipping bullshit that shouldn't be considered.
>>78047379
Ash, most likely.
>>78047400
Casual, one time sex with a stranger? I say Bolin is her guy. Asami is too high class to sleep with anyone on a whim (and Mako is booooring).And what if she expects Bolin go gay on you for a little amusement?
>>78047465
Eh, I think Asami would be into it if Korra came home with a dude and was like "let's get weird"
>>78047465
You're missing the point of the thread though. It's about picking a character you'd like to fuck and then hoping that their most realistic chosen sexual partner isn't too unpleasant. For Korra, that partner would undeniably be Asami, Bolin doesn't either factor into the equation unless you're a Borra shipper who wants a threesome with Bolin and Korra. In that case, you aren't addressing the question in the thread, you're just saying "I want a threesome with Korra and Bolin.", which is fine but you should probably start your own thread about it.
Half the fun would be her trying to figure out a third person and getting shot down by everyone.
I want to fuck Bog king from strange magic.
obviously he will choose Marianne.
so it will logically end with both of us riding him
>>78039713
Pretty sure I'd end up with two chicks at least.
>>78047670
Either she would force an attractive soldier to do it or she would get fed up with people she knew not wanting to and just ask Ty Lee.
>>78047501
>>78047501
Nah, she comes home with a dude and says:
>I want children.
I'll go for Starfire. She'll probably choose Dick, so that works for me.
Feels great being bi masterrace.
>>78047758
I'm not sure canon Ty Lee would jump at the opportunity for a threesome.
>>78047852
Depends on where we are in the series I think, but I dunno she seems like she'd be into it.
>>78047670
Nah she would definitely cajole Zuko into it
>>78043574
She wouldn't take Trent...
Quick: Name any character she considers to be a close friend other than Carol Denvers.I win
>>78048469
Doesn't mean she wouldn't prefer to fuck someone like Thor or Cap though.
>>78047670
The most realistic answer is Chan from the Beach.
MFM>FFM
Fight me
>>78048529
>not FMF or FMM
Then again bislut here so your opinion may vary.
>>78048529
You're just wrong there is nothing to debate here.
>all these dudes thinking their waifu would pick their female friend over their canon male love interest
Oh 4chin.
>>78048529
If you're bisexual, yes.
>>78048560
This. Only people picking confirmed lesbians are winning this thing.
>>78040364
>Ramona Flowers and Scott Pilgrim.
Yes
>>78048570
OP here, I picked Astrid partially because she would pick Hiccup. But I agree with you in that if they want an FMF threesome they should pick a canon lesbian.
>>78048570
Why would a lesbian have sex with a guy?
Only way you can win is if you're bisexual, gay (you pick a canon gay character) or lesbian (you pick a canon lesbian character).
>>78048586
Wrong. Picking two bisexual girls is the optimum outcome for a straight dude. Similarly two bisexual guys for a straight girl.
>>78048570
>>78048580
>confirmed lesbians
Have you been in a threesome with a lesbian? I guess so.
Point is, if a lesbian joins, she would pay little to no attention to the guy in the middle, so for the most of the night you would end doing what you're doing these days: fapping to a (live) sex encounter between two girls.
>>78048597
This is the right answer. And then, pretty much every girl in every big two comic is confirmed as bisexual at some point, so yeah.
>>78048586
Or a straight guy who have a thing for a girl taking on multiple men.
>>78048597
Yes, but by picking a bisexual female character there's a chance that she'll pick another guy for the threesome.
>>78048586
>>78048614
The OP explicitly states that it's a threesome. All three parties being involved is a foregone conclusion. It's a hypothetical scenario, you might as well be questioning why these characters would agree to engage sexually with fat, pathetic /co/cksuckers in the first place.
>>78048572
My man.
>>78048614
>she would pay little to no attention to the guy in the middle
That logic applies to the M/M/F scenario as well.
Let's say you choose Lois Lane and she picks Superman. Why would Lois Lane want to fuck you when Superman's there? Why would Superman want to fuck you when he could be pounding Lois?
The scenario only works under the assumption that once the people in the threesome are chosen, they'll all be fucking eachother.
>>78048529
>>78048545
Is this layer order?
>>78048631
>All three parties being involved is a foregone conclusion.
>Confirmed for never being in a threesome.
Buddy, in the swinger scene, being part of a threesome implies one of the parts (usually) is considered a guest, and is considered good etiquette none of the parts (specially the guest) tries to force his/her way into it.
Does dp happens? Yeah, usually because the girl was wanting for it, and she said when was ready for it. This isn't like in your porn films, and against basically any comic character, trying to force something would end with a punch or kick, or just out on the street alone and horny.
>>78048679
It's all hypothetical anyway. You can't just argue that a threesome with two lesbians characters would result in the Anon being left out when under that logic the same thing would happen if Anon chose two straight characters.
If you're allowing your chosen character to chose their own desired partner, 99.9% of the time they're going to chose someone they'd be more comfortable to fuck than some random dude off the internet, regardless of whether the first character is straight, bi or gay.
The hypothetical scenario falls apart if everybody being involved in the threesome isn't a foregone conclusion, because the only people getting any would be people choosing a character who'd be desperate enough to fuck some random Anon just because he said so, and then that character picking another character equally desperate.
>>78048560
I think some of the pics are solid, Korra and current Catwoman are both bi and would likely choose a woman to round out their preferences in a threesome, I'd assume anyone who chose a homosexual is gay themselves. Anyone who is bi made a good choice by default.
>>78048679
I've only been in 1 threesome but it was pretty much entirely about doing a bingo card of positions where we all had genitals or mouths touching our genitals at all times.
This is why I don't want to get involved in fetish culture, outside of BDSM sex shouldn't have any defined rules besides, "I like that keep doing what you're doing/I don't like that stop". Culture and etiquette in sex where that isn't directly tied to the fetish is really silly to me.
>>78048837
What kind of threesome was it?
>>78048847
Two girls one dude (I was the dude)
>>78048837
>"I like that keep doing what you're doing/I don't like that stop"
Well, for the most part, this is the only real rule. There's not a written book containing all "da rules" floating around, just common sense. Problem is, however, as this anon pointed: >>78048745 most of the time threesomes involve a stable couple looking for someone to complement their sex activities. So, is the stable couple the one who dictates how the session goes, not the guest. And if Superman and Lane don't want to try anal (gay or straight), then the guest will have to flush down his dp fantasies. Well, maybe a double vaginal, but that would imply penis and balls touching and maybe Supes isn't into it.
So, in OP scenario, anon would be the guest and the comic character would be the couple, so they will take the lead for most of the night. And yeah, plenty of threesomes end with one of the parts having less action than the other two (there are plenty of couples who only want a third part to watch them, but not having any), so suck it up.
As I said, threesome irl are not like the porn films. Having two girls in the bed doesn't instantly means having a double blowjob.
Obvious choice.
>>78048959
As I said, why I wouldn't want to be involved with a more structured sexual situation like that. I'd feel like a third wheel.
I've had two girls in my bed, and yea, I didn't get a double blowjob. But you know what I did pretty much every other position I've ever seen in porn.
I like my sex to be spontaneous and I prefer to keep my threesomes as opportunistic hook ups, though I totally want to have one again.
>>78039713
You assume you'll get Hiccup, but you know she might pick Snotlout out of spite.
>>78039713
BatWoman
Can't lose.
>>78048521
I don't think he'd be ecstatic to fuck her, after she burned down his vacation house.
>>78045295
he can give you fruits that connect you to the green allowing you to have sex in the green itself
