>AoS: The Phantom Pain: Punished Coulson Edition
Welcome back /co/! Agents of SHIELD is all new tonight with its Winter Finale.
>"Maveth" [Dec 8th]
A battle between Hydra and S.H.I.E.L.D. will change Coulson's world; Fitz and Coulson take a huge risk.
>Where can I watch the episode?
http://nowwatchtvlive.com/2011/07/watch-abc-live-abc-channel-online-from-usa-abc-247/
http://tgo-tv.com/watch/channel/3.html
Both of these were recommended in the last thread and should be streaming the episode.
>What else do I need to know about the show?
Agents of SHIELD is now in its third season. InHumans, more comics shit, good character development are just a few of the new perks.
>I've missed an episode!/ I have no idea whats going on but im going to post anyways!
Good news! We have a handy dandy pastebin located here:
>http://pastebin.com/RLge8rQH
There's lots of neat things in there like previous discussions, episode guide and some other goodies. If you're just joining us or missed a previous ep, Netflix has both Season 1 and Season 2 available for watching! If you live in another country, you might be shit out of luck. Sorry bros.
Archive moe is gone, will try to fix up our pastebin a bit, now we'll be getting archives from desustorage
by the way, Agent Carter returns in January taking up AoS's space til March
>who gonna win the simmonsbowl
>who gonna get ded
Simmons is a dirty nasty whore.
>>78036233
I fucking love that brit slag
watching the muppets
By the end of the episode Fitz will have reached something in Ward. Fitz is gonna figure out Ward is so crazy because he betrayed all of them, the people that were more like a family than either his real family or Hydra ever were. Ward feels bad, that's all.
Then Ward gets left on the planet and goes even crazier.
>>78037057
I'm watching Flash right now and getting sloshed
what are some good drinking game rules for SHIELD?
>Malick dies
>Gay melty dude dies.
>Will dies
>Lash dies
>Mac dies
>Ward dies
>Simmons dies
>May dies
>Fitz dies
>Coulson dies
>Lincoln dies
>Daisy dies
>They all die
In ascending order of likelihood.
>>78037168
Drink everytime you see boobs bounce
>>78037240
descending, of course.
also, before daisy dies, everyone but daisy dies.
>>78037240
Nah, They need to form Secret Warriors
>>78037282
Just don't make that rule carry over to Agent Carter, we'd all be dead by the end of the season premiere.
>>78037337
yeah, might as well hook up an IV for her.
>>78037168
Drink when:
Simmons is a cunt
Congratulations, you're already wasted.
>>78037168
You could do every time Fitz gets made fun of or is beta
Every time Coulson goes over the line
Every time Ward makes a snappy one liner
>>78037337
Nah i'm too busy jerking off to drink during agent carter
holy fuck this gender-swapped pai mei santa
i love female santa
It begins.
IT'S TIME
I really should be working on my paper about Everything is Illuminated since it is due Thursday, but here I am.
Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5K3RY1OzfY
Taskmaster time
>Last Time on Hydra: SG-1
My poor baby Fitz.
Time for Coulson to unleash a great evil upon the world
>>78038043
someone needs to photoshop this and make her tits and ass bigger
>it's a literal hydra
THEY ACTUALLY DID IT
Holy shit, the actual Hydra symbol
HAIL HYDRA
Heil Hydra
>>78036220
>AoS isn't back until fucking March
For why
HAIL HYDRA
>shaped like an octopus even though the symbol wasn't an octopus at first
how did she miss that?
Sieg Zeon!
>>78038126
Agent bouncing Tits.
>>78038126
Give time for the movie to come out and sync plots
>/co/ - Hail Hydra
>>78038043
Every week you post this and every week I fap
Hydra did nothing wrong.
>>78038115
Someone needs to photoshop this to remove her clothes, really
So we got Quake, Sparky, and Melt Man.
oh boy, time for some wetwork
Kill off Lincoln please
Mack is fucking based. Too bad he's going to die.AoS loves killing black people
>>78038153
They have been sending people there to die for a very long time, maybe some showed him the new logo.
>>78038209
What about both?
>>78038215
"Tremors" actually.
ASIAN MAGNETO IS THE BEST CHARACTER
WHO AGREES
We Stargate now
>>78038169
>>78038177
>>78038179
I don't give a shit about her, though.
JEWS DID IT
WARD GETTING KEKED
>>78038236
Nah, I'd rather have my Daisy properly proportioned
>Maveth means death
So who thinks Ward's gonna be Taskmaster?
>>78038260
He needs to introduce this week's special ingredient first.
>Death
>Him
Thanos is gay in the MCU confirmed.
Mack is actually doing not a bad job at running Shield.
>>78038288
Taskmaster isn't as evil as Ward though
>>78038288
Nobody but you.
>>78038288
You've been barking up that tree since season 1. It ain't gonna happen.
Do you think he is going to fap on the bed they used ?
SPACEWARD
CONTESTS OF WARDS
>>78038288
Ward is gonna be Grim Reaper and his brother is gonna get turned in to Wonder Man
>Mack going on the ground mission despite being the temporary leader of shield
Yeah he's so dead. RIP giganigga
>>78038352
CRISIS ON INFINITE WARDS
>that little horse
;_;
>daisy's lip gloss and cute front teeth
I'm very aroused.
They called in The Avengers for less stakes than a world ending Hydra God
why not call them in for this?
They're gonna find Forbush Man on the planet
Why do writers shoehorn shitty relationship drama like the will/simmons/fitz crap? Does anyone actually genuinely enjoy this shit or is there some conspiracy going on?
>>78038389
cause TV show
>>78038352
>>78038379
CIVIL WARD
>>78038389
B-but Cap's friend...
>>78038379
CIVIL WARDS
>>78038379
I wanna teach the Ward to sing/
in Per-fect Har-mo-ny!
>Ward kills Space Chad
lol
>>78038384
Fitz the commercial
>>78038412
don't be a fag
>>78038384
He has both hands
Alert
Alert
She's gone Phil, just let go....
>>78038389
Yeah asking at least War Machine to show up to knock over a Hydra base seems like a better idea than calling in the not x-men first class.
Don't play with his heart like this ;_;
HAHAHA
TIME FOR PUNSIHED COUL
Oh good. It was all a dream.
today in cliches: cliche!
EW OLD PEOPLE SEX
>wakes up looking at a skull
heh
>>78038485
fucking Falcon can probably dodge the anti air defenses and take them out to let air support through
FUCKING ANT-MAN COULD SOLO THE WHOLE BASE IF HE'S GUIDED THROUGH IT
>How about we stay here a little while instead
>Just one more minute
Shit man.
>Star Wars reference
>>78038367
This. Coulson will take his hand
>>78038432
Wolrd Ward Hulk. Everyone is Ward. Everyone is Hulk.
PUNISHED COULSON ON AOS
PUNISHED PATTY ON FLASHTatooine
>Tatooine
Disney
>Tatooine
Everyone's on a Star Wars kick this week...
>Tatoine
GET IT. CUZ DISNEY OWN STAR WARS
>>78038460
Sorry I don't enjoy NTR drama like you dude
>I'll be damned, Tatooine.
Yes, yes Disney...we know.
>>78038485
>>78038522
What part of TV show don't you understand?
>wake up next to dead love interest scene
B R A V O
"grow up ward."
Blown the fuck out.
>maybe you want to pull the trigger
>Secret Warriors
>only three members
>Power Rangers
>>78038569
Paul Rudd does tv shows
and Ant-Man special effects can easily be replaced with invisible man effects
>May, you take the power rangers
>Mac with the flukey inhuamns with no characterization
NO PLOT ARMOR AT ALL FOR THE BLACK MAN
>power rangers
How many references can we make in one night?
>>78038522
The only Avengers you can call in at this point are Cap's team at the end of Age of Ultron. Basically no Antman post credits scene, it probably takes place during Civil War.
POWER RANGERS
>I'm not
Based MAY
Disney's Power Rangers Universe returning to cinemas 2018 - 2030
>Jemma escapes on her own
Good
If Fitz dies I will drop this show so fast I swear to god.
Oh fuck, is Will Taskmaster/HYDRA?
>>78038676
WHO'S READY FOR A MINOR INHUMAN THREAT THAT THOR OR HULK COULD TAKE CARE OF IN 5 SECONDS?
HAHA
TIME FOR JENNACIDE
BAD IDEAS
What the fuck planet is this? The Kree homeworld?
SHE'S GONNA LOOSE LASH
Ayy May's husbando
THRASH
A-A-A-aH
HE'LL KILL EVERYONE OF US
>>78038706
Too bad The big avengers aren't any good at stealth rescue operations
It's as if a hammer isn't the answer to every problem
I hope she lets him out of the containment unit.n We need some Lash carnage.
Jemma ready to fuck shit up
>>78038742
It's Jemma's Christmas
She can slaughter a ton of inhumans and not be blamed for it
>Jemma gases all the injewmans
oh lawd
>inb4 Will sacrifices himself to save Fitz and gets Ward trapped
Please, the horsie commercial one more time. :)
She's done some terrible stuff, but she isn't bad enough to let Lash free.
>>78038754
If it were the hala, then they would've been rounded up by Kree military and summarily executed by now.
>>78038754
I would assume Hala would have Kree on it.
>>78038754
>What the fuck planet is this? The Kree homeworld?
Way worse than that. Some Sealed Evil in a Can planet.
Massachusetts here, it's just starting now for me, did anyone else get some weird delay?
>>78038760
Here he comes, rougher than the rest of them.
>>78038772
Cap, Widow, Hawkeye, and maybe War-Machine/Falcon could do it.
based Coulson will come through in the end, I know it
>>78038760
>Thrash
So close.
>only 47 posters
>>78038783
>inb4 Fitz sacrifices himself to save Will and gets Ward trapped
LET THAT LASH LOOSE!!!
LET LASH THRASH THE TRASH!!!
>>78038772
>Big avengers not good at stealth rescue
>>78038754
I've seen some people suggest it's Ego.
>>78038808
He's tougher than leather
>>78038816
They are also currently across an ocean and none of them provide anything other than a famous name to the plan seeing as Mockingbird and co. are on par with the purely human avengers.
Seriously they aren't an omnipresent force for good.
>>78038807
WCVB started on time.
>>78038844
Nigga are you stupid
>>78038808
>Inhumans Sonic
>Inhumans Knuckles
>Daisy is as Tails
>Son of Coul as Eggman
wtf why is this topic so dead this week? Especially compared to the Flash thread
FUCKING DO IT, HE'S THE BEST CHOICE IN A SHIT SITUATION
>Simmons will release him because she doesn't know theres a rescue operation
>Open this door, we both hate Inhumans!
OH SHIT TIME LASH OUT
>>78038871
I said some people, not me.
>>78038885
Flash was too hype, and some people still don't like AoS.
>>78038794
lol
Hail Hydra, motherfuckers!
BASED LASH
THE ABSOLUTE MADWOMAN
Who is going to get stuck on the planet? My money is on Coulson.
>>78038794
>the city of you
Let Lash at that gash
So nice to see Wards warming up to each other
>Nazimmons and Lash are going to escape in the middle of her rescue and travel as a team of science murderers going after inhumans
Please be true
>>78038917
Flash was hype as fuck. Somewhat disappointing, but it was still good. I'm looking forward to Arrow tomorrow, too.
>tfw Fitz is the one who manages to kill Ward after the rest of S.H.I.E.L.D. has failed time after time
Is it possible that Space Ward is actually the super inhuman? Is there any way that could make sense? That would be a neat twist, I guess.
I like Hunter
I wish british Ward was Hawkeye
>Takes a knife not his gun
not saying not take the knife, but also take the gun
Oh shit, fucking stealth.
SpaceWard's going to be Taskmaster guys
Or >>78038978
All the good shit is happening off screen.
>Melts Bullets
That's actually pretty great
My power went out. Fuck. Worst time.
Alright, I'm liking the gay melty guy. He's alright.
Meltman to the rescue!
>I'm bulletproof! Haha
Meltneto confirmed for dead
>bullets melted before they hit him
>did you see that? im bulletproof
Lucky as fuck
ASIAN MAGNETO BTFO SO QUICKLY
>>78038978
I have been entertaining the idea ever since we found out about him
AND MELTMAN! WITH THE POWER TO....MEEEELLLTTT
>fagneto turns bullets into cum shots
Fagneto best power ranger
SON OF COUL
Time for Coulson's revenge.
Punished Phil!
Shoot him now!
PUNISHED COULSON HAS ARRIVED
>Coulson
Shit, please don't kill Ward.
PULL YHE FUCKING TRIGGER SON OF COUL!
KETTEH
JUST
FUCKING
SHOOT HIM!
>dressing up cats
This is like one of the best commercials ever.
>>78039037
The Son of Coul
MIIIIIILF EAATEEEER
Way to fucking lead, Ward. Your mission is going to shit.
>>78039028
That got me good
>>78039060
Daisy, I'm already a demon.
Venom Coulson making a big mistake letting "Never Be Game Over" Ward live.
>keep him alive to lead the way
WHY?
Shit, these animal ads just give me the feels.
>>78039029
oh my god they totally were.
Just fucking kill Ward already, stop with this stalling long enough for him to escape shit.
I want Ward to die in the final episode of the show
santa cat is funny
>>78039076
Didn't he shoot him once when he ambushed them?
Not that it matters, Grant Ward has been shot like 15 times in this series
>>78039078
The music was great as well
10 DAYS /CO/
PRETTY MUCH 9
Sandstorm will end shortly
>>78039083
Malick didn't expect any of them to come back, anyhow.
>>78039028
Brilliant reference
>>78039028
god dammit
>>78038869
Ditto. WMUR has a 5 sec delay, but thats normal.
>>78039105
More like 8, I'm seeing it the 17th
>>78039105
I need to stop watching tv just because of ads.
It's too fucking much, we don't even know what they're spoiling now.
>>78039111
Sandstorm must... continue!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HQaBWziYvY
>>78039105
Until what?
lead you where Col?
Where is he gonna take you? He's never been there and was likely using Fitz to navigate (common sense would say).
>>78039111
>Sandstorm will end shortly
It never ends baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqicgFjSD8U
>>78039088
Wandering around the desert in the middle of a sandstorm isn't the greatest idea ever. Especially with escaping being so rare.
End of episode predictions:
>mediocre twist that's more related to Agent Carter
>Chad is the bad-man, goo goo g'joob
>Fitz will possessed by whatever and evil
>Andrew will be gone permanently and 100% Lash
>Simmons will get powers
>the BENJAMIN
>>78039135
I'm getting off 4chan after the Arrow livethread tomorrow night to avoid spoilers. I just know they're coming soon.
Welding Man!
benjamin sounds gay
>>78039096
The fact that Coulson didn't now basically told us that Ward is going to live .
>>78039189
He looks like Jimmy Kimmel
DAMN IT JEMMA!
Genocide complete
>Lash just killed all the inhumans
Jemma got her wish
>Lash assembling his team
Balloon girl when?
> yfw the "epic twist" is the Kree arriving on the planet to take s9n of coul
JEMMACIDE CONFIRMED
FUCK OFF WITH THIS MAY/LASH SUBPLOT MY GOD
Well done Simmons...
>>78039028
Someone needs to take that bullet scene and have that shit play over it
Meltygay is a pretty cool guy. He melt bullets and doesn't afraid of anything.
SUCH LUST
Way to get all those people murdered Jemma.
>>78039223
never
>>78039221
Oh.
Based Coulson.
IT'S NOT OVER SNAKE
IT'S NOT OVER YET
>>78039226
>Turns out this is Best of Both Worlds, with Coulson as Picard
>It's a new beginning
Ward confirmed for becoming a supervillain or Inhuman.
Oh my gods, phill thank you for that first bullit but aim one at the head already!
GREATER PLAN
>Shots him during his bullshit monologue.
Biased son of coul
And Ward has gone kekoo for cocoa puffs.
>gets shot
>shrugs it off and continues to be a prick
Ward is the ultimate asshole in Marvel.
