Fuck yeah.
Horse fucker, pls.
>>>/mlp/
>>78029073
Looks like some weird horror hentai where they've taken hooks and stretched her nipples open
>>78029254
Fuck's sake /co/.
I never noticed before how clumsy and cartoonish their horse anatomy is, and how elongated their human bits are
Centaurs and mermaids are creepy.
>>78029073
Hello, ecmajor.
>>78029975
>>78029996
>>78030015
>>78030027
>you will never have a group of mermaids lust after you
I don't wanna live anymore
Mermaids > centaurs
>>78029391
This is the best thing I've seen today.
>>78029355
Baby Blue is my favorite centaurette.
>>78030102
>>78029355
>>78029213
>>78029195
>>78029073
Everyone knows Black centaur is best
>>78030316
>nig nog lover
Disgusting...
>>78029846
tfw when you'd still hit it.
>>78029846
>>78030340
>yfw there are people that actually got to fuck horse pussy
>according to them it's heavenly
>>78030316
Her older cousins are pretty cute.
>>78030433
>cousins
But there is only one donkey
>>78029073
>>78029975
I think mermaid girls and centaur girls are sexy as hell, but they have no feet and therefore can't totally get off as much thinking about them
>>78030433
I'd fuck those centaurs
>>78030386
wouldnt that be kind of a hotdog-down-a-hallway situation
>>78030386
You mean you wouldn't do Centaur Samus anon?
>>78030386
are you retarded? do you know how fucking huge horse pussy is?
and note, the word I said was "horse", I wasn't referring to your mom
![cute_sphinx_by__coldfusion_-d5rua9w[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ee7TMU0.jpg "cute_sphinx_by__coldfusion_-d5rua9w[1].jpg")
>>78030526
what about paws?
>>78030587
Never said I wouldn't
>>78030618
That's why my reaction image is "how"
holy fuck disney had it down in the 40's
>>78030571
That's why you use your whole arm to please them.
>tfw you will never watch Spirit for the first time again
>you will always hate it because it has animated colored horses in it
>>78029073
Twice now I saw this thumbnail and thought it was a centaur lady with gigantic tits. What the hell is wrong with me.
>>78030696
well that's nice for them at least, but if i'm not getting anything out of it then it's probably best to leave it to stallions yknow
>>78030793
>colored
theyre normal horse colors though
>>78030814
what you mean like, coming out of the horse chest? human-placed tits but on a horse, and huge ones? that's hilarious
i once drew a centaur with two wombs both full of babby, as a joke. the joke is no longer really good thanks to weird fetish sorts ruining it
>>78029135
Not even horses.
Just marshmallow pigs with human hair.
The griffons are cute though.
>>78030316
I wish there was some cute art of that big booty daarkie gal
>>78029073
Lol they even gave the horse part a fucking lady butt.
>>78030926
I said centaur lady, not giant udders.
>>78031296
i dont get it then, why did you think she had giant tits
>>78030900
>>78030696
I happen to be n expert on horse vaginas. The clit structure, while sensitive is largely vestigal. Instead what you want to focus on is a g-spot two inches in. Human penises are actully well suited for a mare's pleasure.
>>78030571
apparently they have super powerful vaginal muscles and can vice grip you harder than a virgin butthole
at least that's what i've read on here. this is /co/ after all
>>78031691
in other words, if you were going to use one of those pronged dildos on a horse, the main cock would be horsecock, and that little g-spot stimulator branch would be a humancock?
>>78031691
>I happen to be n expert on horse vaginas.
>>78030065
Nah man, centaurs are. Least you can have sex with a centaur, the best a mermaid will do is watch while you jerk off onto her eggs.
>>78031820
well somebody has to be
>>78031824
those eggs had to come out of somewhere dude. you can stick it in there. guarantee that feels good
and plenty of fish give birth, so it's pretty likely the human influence would draw that out
>>78031800
>this
I used to have my fair share with /mlp/. They told me that they fucked a horse once, and they can pretty much grip tightly against your cock with their horse pussy.
>>78029391
Lewd
>>78031871
Winking Mare Vag!
>>78031820
Farmers/veterinarians are a thing anon
>>78031820
I'm on my phone otherwise I'd have posted the guide to seducing mares.
>>78031747
Anyone has that /tg/ cap about how centaurs wipe their asses?
>>78031964
what? they use a telescoping metal rod with a gripper at one end to hold the TP and a toggle to move it back and forth. it's called an ogbesian. you order them out of catalogues.
>fucking horses is alright as long as they have a human torso
you hypocrites make me sick
>>78031691
>I happen to be an expert on horse vaginas
It's been a while since I've read this in a post that wasn't a screencap.
Neat.
>>78030386
>Literally live like a mile from a horse ranch
>drive past it every day on my way to work
>fight urge to try a filly out
Not worth the risk. But it has crossed my mind.
>>78030065
You can't even fuck a mermaid. Fish don't have intercourse like humans.
>>78033602
Mermaid's top halves are human, and so are their vaginas. And an anus too why not.
>>78031824
>>78033602
Please, Mermaids reproduce like Dolphins
>>78033699
Their bottom half is completely fish. Why the hell would they have human genitals? In that case I guess centaurs do as well.
>>78033703
They rape their young?
>>78033703
Mermaids don't have the bottom half of dolphins.
>>78033730
Only aesthetically fish. They got dolphin genitals.
>>78031961
>>78033769
Sure thing buddy.
>>78033751
But they're sea mammals. The fishy look to their tails is just evolution being weird like how Platypi lay eggs and have duckbills or those weird armadillos that look like a dinosaur fucked a pinecone.
>>78033566
Have fun getting kicked this isn't like some japanese porn where the girl won't fight back once your penis is inside it
>>78030053
>>78030077
>>78030085
>>78030077
underrated as fuck
>>78033730
What if centaur have horse junk in the back, and people junk up front?
What about /co/ characters with horse butts?
>>78033975
That's the best kind of centaur.
>>78033602
There's a hole in there somewhere.
>>78033802
Thanks doc
>>78034008
>>78033602
>>78033699
guys. vagina is vagina. it's the one universal thing in animal life. she may or may not also shit out of her vagina, but it's a vagina. you can stick it in. she may or may not feel any pleasure from it..
it also may or may not be (but probably is) halfway from waist to tip, making it hard to play with the upstairs bits at the same time
>>78033824
what? theyre hybrids.
a man fucks a fish, a mermaid happens.
the human genes affect the fish bits (since we have way more DNA than they do) turning the tail fins horizontal, while the fish genes affect the human bits making body hair more sparse, providing gills, pressure resistance, etc.
as for being able to give the kiss of waterbreathing, i think that's just magic. just a charm they picked up
>>78033865
this is why i laugh my ass off whenever people say animals cant consent?
animals cant consent? fuck, an animal cant HIDE their consent or lack thereof. If they want it, it's happening. if they don't, you are getting kicked to death
>>78031691JRHNBR?
>>78033975
how the fuck you gonna have junk on your chest?
Youre thinking of a different kind of centaur i think. one that has two rears and one front. centaurs have two fronts and one rear. Works a lot better that way. two hearts, four lungs, and a continuous digestive system that passes through two stomachs and two bowels on its way
>>78030587
Slut
>>78035566
>as for being able to give the kiss of waterbreathing, i think that's just magic.
I'm glad we've made the distinction between mythical creatures arising from normal mammaloichtyoid crossbreeding, and the supernatural.
>>78035566
Anon, you're trying to trump a vague scientific explaination with an even less scientific explaination.
Just fuck the dolphin.
>>78038220
But snake is breast
>>78038330
>>78038141
well magic probably got involved in the ability to crossbreed at some point, but after that nature took over
i mean let's face it, nature can't create nature. at a certain point creation itself is supernatural. that gets shit started and the rest follows under its own rules.
but trhere's no reason they couldnt pick up a charm as just their thing, like we have with CPR
>this whole thread
>>78038220
are there seriously people who think of mermaids as a natural 'evolved' creature? do they at least look more like ningyo? finned arms and all that like a frogfish? fake titties? cmon now
>>78038467
Are there seriously people who believe a fish and a human can make viable offspring?
It's a mythological creature, it's origins will vary from story to story. The only way such a creature would ever exist in the real world would be if Humans genetically forged it. In which case I imagine they'd give it a human vagina just to make things easier.
>>78038330
What's wrong with her back?
>>78031487
From a distance the fold in her right arm vaguely, vaguely looks like a tit seam.
Therefore you have a centaur lady pulling a really big torso bend with a black top and huge tits.
Why does /co/ want to fuck horses so much?
>>78039174
because we dont eat them
>>78039174
Because we're human.
>>78039174
They've got great asses. Pretty good genitals too.
>>78039174
Let's be serious. What /co/ doesn't want to fuck?
>>78039174
Large asses and because of /mlp/.
Ain't no party like a horse pussy party cause a horse pussy party don't stop!
>>78039337
This. Not much in the face department, though.
>>78039672
>that sidemouth
>>78039672
The long faces means they can deep throat with ease. You don't even have to pull out and they can still breathe. Also, rimjobs double as enemas.
>>78029073
it really is fucking beautiful just watching them walk around while Betthoven plays...
>>78029073
is the heart, stomach, lungs, and other organs in the horse body or the human body
and if so, what's in the non-organ-containing portion? another set of organs? just meat and muscles around bones?
>>78039909
both. digestive system is one long tube with two major detours. they can digest fucking anything. Hearts work in tandem pumping blood around that huge ridiculous body. Not sure how the lungs work together but I imagine the horse lungs can breathe while the human lungs can still talk so you dont get that fucking out of breath embarrassing thing while running and talking
>>78039909
>>78040000
the real problem of the centaur is that the human mouth is probably not going to be strong enough to chew the food necessary to fuel such a large powerful ungulate body hooked up to the super-charged fuel-guzzling human brain.
>>78040000
check'd
>>78040062
I heard somewhere that centaurs have openings in the front of the chest to aerate the horse lungs
Which is your favorite, /co/?Mine's dairy breed
>>78040062
grains are one of the greatest things man has ever cultivated. all of the caloric value of the various plantmatters that herbivores have to eat, with a fraction of the necessary energy to digest them. Oats all day. Many oats. So many oats.
>>78040496
that would be pretty cool but unless we're talking engineered shit or something from Avatar, doubt it.. good point though, human nose and mouth would have trouble intaking enough air for dem horse lungs.
it's safe to say centaurs wouldnt be quite as amazing as horses.. which is good for keeping them from being OP
>>78040496
>centaurs have jet intakes
>>78040551
as long as theyre naked i dont care
centaurs wearing clothes is SO wrong. well armor is okay, but not with skirts like that.
>>78040551Lightweight a qt!
>>78040660
horses are call hayburners for a reason.
eating is like all they do. and eating grains and hay constantly wears even their humongous molars out...what chance do our little piss-ant teeth have?
none, A centaur would need a diet rich in fat for the concentrated energy.
>Horses have a prehensile upper lip. Prehensile means "adapted for seizing, grasping, or taking hold of something." Their upper lips are very sensitive and capable of feeling the smallest of differences in objects.You're now imagining getting a blowjob from one.
>>78040777
i'm surprised you don't know this, but the shit that's hard to digest because it's full of cellulose is also hard to chew. that's what wears their molars down. grass and other plant shit like that.. really tough to chew
grains, especially once cooked, are easy. easy to chew, easy to digest. that's the whole point. that's why humans are awesome.
i dont know how well horse livers can handle processing large amounts of fat, but i bet with his gallon of oatmeal a centaur wouldnt turn down a pound of butter mixed in
>>78041176
that's why they tenderize the flesh of their victims by using their huge bodies to stamp it into mush (like wine crushing) and then cook it. they collect the blood for sausages and stews.
>tfw your waifu ends up with some Chad
>>78030027
>>78030015
>>78029996
>>78029975
Fucking loved these mermaids.
>forever ruined because it's associated with that one tumblr.
>>78033602
Mermaids have mouths.
>>78029523
>>78029254
Jesus save us all...
>>78042061
>>78042141
Actually
It's not all that bold
>>78041923
>chad
I think you mentflash sentry
>>78029391
>tumblr isn't bad they said
>check out user's tumblr
>redirect
>scroll down a ways
>laci green
>>78042227Careful anon, you're treading a dangerous line.
>>78042227Implying he has any game left with everyone turning into lesbians.
>>78039174
if we do not fuck the horses then who will?
>>78042414
Yeah certainly not /k/
They already cornered the market on fucking deers
>>78042517
top bantz, made my night
>>78042014
Eh?
>>78042153
AVAILABLE IN NEW EXTRA BOOOOOLD
>>78042608
This is your warning.
Nuclear rage material.
>>78042061
That fucking took me a sec
>>78042658
Oh give me a fucking break.
This is some overblown bullshit isn't it.
Well don't hype it up. Just link or post what the fuck ever. Jesus.
>>78029975
Best mermaid.
>>78039174
Would never actually. Its exclusively a 2D thing.
I've seen horses in real life and I'm just like. Oh neat, whatever.
I don't thing even 99.9% of mlp would do anything.
Joking around on the internet is one thing, but there are certain lines you just don't cross IRL.
>>78043761
Source?
>>78043852
Horses irl are gross, stupid, mean animals with no bowel control. Maybe their vaginas are great, not worth getting shit on by an animal, or kicked to death because a car backfires.Now if it was a sentient horse maybe things are different
>>78044002
I think you mean sapient..?
>>78044002
Horses are sentient.
>>78032416
Unlike an horse, a centaur pass it.
>>78044002
>sentient
Boy do I have news for you anon
>>78044237
You know, I think the first two responses covered it, you bandwagon jumper.
>>78044348
Has anyone actually seen a bandwagon. How would one even go about jumping it?
>>78044016
>>78044023
fuck off with your neologisms and your splitting hairs and your attributing human feelings to mindless beasts
sentient means what star trek says it means, because 99 percent of its uses derive from there.
>>78044426
they're usually lower than that.
long has man dreamed of horsepussy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kentaurides
>>78043883
Zig and Sharko. A french made cartoon about a hyena constantly trying to eat a mermaid named Marina.
>>78044523
why are the french so based?
>>78033769
>dolphin
>fish
>>78044467
>down from the waist they're centaurs, though women all above
That would look really freaky. Horse below the waist, sure, but a whole centaur below the waist? Sounds like one of Mabel's crazy taurtaurs.
anybody got any lewd requests? there's places I could deliver them now.
>>78044650
Pretty sure I've seen that
>>78043883
zig and sharko
>>78044819
Mermaid using her own tail to slap her butt.
>>78030587
Centorea is best waifu.
>>78044819
How lewd?
Woulda fairy getting really intimate with centaur horsepussy that's nearly as big as she is be too much?
>>78031824
Depends on the mermaid.
>>78040551
Dairy breed for life.
Though I'd prefer a holstaurus.
>>78045110
That's not too lewd.
Don't know about that particular request, but it's not because it's too lewd.
>>78045220
Change it to a male fairy trying to pick up a centaur at a bar by showing his skills.
>>78045220
That's fine
Its never obvious if people want sexy pinup or futa cock vore
>>78045319
Yeah, no, I'm a porn artist, not a cheesecake artist.
>>78045340
Got any links to your work?
>>78045098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9RVS8cjNN0
Let's see what /tg/ has on the subject...
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Centaur
>mfw
>>78030386
See I'm sure it feels great, if they say so and all. But unless the horse pussy belongs to a cute grill with a horse's bottom instead of an actual horse, I want nothing to do with it.
>>78045650
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Life_With_Monstergirls
Oh, hay.
Lookit dis.
>>78044819
A goth centaur girl
alternatively a goth mermaid
Borderline Furry or not, Perry does some fantastic monster girls.
>>78045710
Agreed.
I wish he'd finish Trolls vs Elves 2 though.
>>78044819
Centaur Korra
>>78045730
I wish he'd stop half-assing GD, lately the drawings look rushed and less detailed.
>>78040551
>>78044819
Seconding >>78045744
>>78045792
Z-ton was cool before he went crazy
>>78046040
His bat is far inferior to Thomas' anyway who cares about the sequel.
>>78046064
No, her design was more interesting
>>78046083
You and I have very different definitions of "interesting".
>>78046104
Simple
>>78046064
Was a bat
>>78046040
Was bat-like
What's more interesting, copying wildlife or interpreting it?
>>78045680
when the fuck do those figures come out?
>>78046152
The one that wasn't just a human with long fingers and hairy patches.
>>78046171
Never
Better than spider, which is never+
>>78045756
What is the source of this one? Thanks in advance!
>>78031691
Plague?
>>78046195
Gold Digger.
>>78046040
Fucking NTR
This thread certainly is thecentaur of attention
>>78046937
CARLOS!!!
These are some sexy little girls, /co/?
>>78039672
source?
>>78039769
lewdgiraffe.gif
If a centaur lactates, do they do so via udders or tits?
>>78040496
Can you stick on those holes?
>>78043718misandry-mermaid.tumblr.com
>>78047476
>>78030316
Black centaur
>Slave
>>78042061
Is that, tumblr adaptarion?
>>78048069
>>78047522
yes
>>78040551
I wanna see heavyweight without the armor!
Reminds me that I used to read an adventure series about blue topless teenage centaurs as a kid. They even had nipples and shit.
>>78047702
>misandry-mermaid.tumblr.com
Oh nooooo.
I'm going nuclear.
Okay look, it's just another bumfuck 20 year old tumblrina.
The only one who has let anything be ruined, is you and your weakness.
>>78030793
>letting MLP affect you this much
>>78044438
It's not a neologism it's the correct term and it's always been. Star Trek isn't perfect (as much as we love it) and you are a faggot.
How about cervitaur girls?
I made this fro /tg/ a while back
>>78050139
God fuck those faces.
I am sick to death of ANGRY BOTOX PORN FACE.
>>78049885
No need to be abrasive, anon.
>>78044523
Hyena? I thought it was a Tasmanian Devil?
>>78050139
I like it!
>>78029254
Good job /a/. Good job.
>>78033824
pangolin, one of my favorite animals.
>>78047522
Some taurs gain ver cumbersome udders. Decency laws doesnt require them to be covered, but there are straps provided when their wide gaits become too tiring.
The public leaking can be quite embarrassing for an overprotective mare taur
>>78045710
>borderline
dude's an out-and-out furfag mang
>>78051611
Wouldn't their skirts cover them?
>>78051712
No snout, no beak, no muzzle, not furry.
>>78045650
Daaaahhhhmmmnnnn look at dat ass.
>>78044819
mermaidfry
>>78045697
>goth mermaid
i never realized how badly i need to see this. actually i drew a goth triton in my comic once, with mascara constantly flowing down his face (turns out he uses squids to constantly reapply)
i wanna see her just chilling in a dark cave, playing with bioluminescent jellyfish, writing bad poetry and accompanying it badly on the conch. associating with eels and octopodes and shit.
>>78049577
sounds like animorphsxanth was better
>>this is why i laugh my ass off whenever >>people say animals cant consent?
>>animals cant consent? fuck, an animal cant >>HIDE their consent or lack thereof. If they >>want it, it's happening. if they don't, you are >>getting kicked to death
When someone says animals can't consent, they don't mean the animal doesn't want to fuck you, they mean they don't have the reasoning power to give consent. Its a legal and ethical question, not biological. If a ten year old wants to let you fuck them, it doesn't matter, they don't have the mental capacity (legally) to consent.
>>78053079
poppycock. i've never met an adult with the reasoning power to understand the ethical qualities of sex. they don't exist anymore. not even my parents. as far as i know, i'm the only one
by that logic if you ever regret sex that means you need to start being treated like a child or animal, clearly you were unable to access your own feelings
not to mention by that logic animals are always raping animals.. and (in this fucked up society we have now) kids are doing it to kids
>>78053079
So the animal can't consent to sex but it CAN consent to being enslaved and/or killed and eaten?
>>78040551
>slimmer and tighter bodies
I have a favorite.
>>78053333
>i've never met an adult with the reasoning power to understand the ethical qualities of sex.
But isn't that just because you're a permavirgin neckbeard edgelord faggot?
>>78053567
>Not especially thick waists and legs
>>78053079
"Consent" in this case means "I don't have an actual reason for why it's bad, I just don't like people fucking animals, and so I'll make up some nonsense about consent."
Nobody asks for a cow's consent before shoving a giant electrode up its ass, killing it, and turning it into hamburger.
>>78053613
no, that's -why- i'm- hey!
point is i'm the only that seems to have the self-control to refrain from doing what i know is wrong. others deny there's such a thing as wrong. they're being animals in every possible sense.
fucking animals is wrong only because it's not what god intended. by every objective measure it's more than okay, it's common sense.
>>78053682
Don't forget how there's entire businesses around forcing an animal to get pregnant. Either by humans showing a tube into them or holding still so a male can fuck them.
![ulysseaurore_centaure[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/E1OTufP.jpg "ulysseaurore_centaure[1].jpg")
>>78049577
This one?
>>78053682
If they could talk, I guarantee most animals rather get fucked by an occasional human, rather than be killed and turned into a cheeseburger.
>>78053880
you have to love how in the disgustingly sexually permissive world we're in, people treat rape like the worst thing in the world.
Of course they do that so they can make rape victims feel worse, and exploit them, but if you suggest theyre doing anything wrong they act like you're trying to defend it
but meanwhile they also decrease the objective damage of the crime with their psychobabble. It's fucking weird. They evidently want ONLY emotional damage to exist.
>>78054465
Rape is still a pretty shitty thing to be honest familia.
>>78054538
but people acting like it's worse than murder is stupid
>>78054538
yeah no shit
and what people dont seem to have a grasp on is that the best way to make a bad thing happen is to exaggerate how bad it is
>mfw I learned that my home is infamous for equine fucking
>mfw I realized my classmates may not have necessarily been joking when they talked about going to fuck donkeys over the weekend
Kind of fitting that I'd develop a centaur fetish.
>>78054538
Thing is it used to be bad because it was incorrect sex, and a violation of important shit like virginity and the bond between people. Ruining marriage prospects, etc.
now it's just wrong because MUH BODY MUH RIGHTS
>>78054660
LONDON
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>>78054658
Well, rape is becoming an even bigger joke the more these people talk about it.
>>78054649
I'm not sure if I'd call it literally worse, but it's not far off from the level of severity. It's a pretty terrible thing.
What is awful is not that the crime is treated with severity, but the whole horrible circus behind it with the whole "only men rape", "men are taught to rape", "listen and believe" and all that bullshit.
Take it to /aco/ aka /d/ II - DeviantArt Boogaloo.
>>78054704
It's traumatic, anon, and not just for "virginity". People's bodies are pretty important to them, and a violation of a body, whether sexual in nature or not, is pretty terrible.
>>78054720
basically yeah. it's making sex into even more of a 'take and get and barter for' commodity by making out that it's always stolen and never given
we're shoving men out into their own separate herd like fucking buffalo. yknow what happens then? sodomy
>>78054737
in our german-ass personal-space world, sure, where you're taught to. if people touched each other normally as a friendly matter of course, it wouldnt be so damn shocking. and we wouldn't have people so desperate for contact that they snap
>>78054766
>if people touched each other normally as a friendly matter of course, it wouldnt be so damn shocking.
People pretty much do, even if they don't admit it, and even for the promiscuous rape is pretty traumatic. The world is not like one of my hentai mangoes, anon.
>>78054819
you can say 'yeah they do even if they dont admit it'
i can say 'they don't even if they claim to'
and nothing goes anywhere
because it's all made up, in the end
>>78054983
So you're saying casual sex isn't a thing?
>>78055002
quite the opposite. casual sex is way wrong
but casual touching, even to the point of fondling, should be fine. obviously you have to respect the word 'don't' but right now we're in a world where you can't even ASK without being thrown in jail. you shouldnt have to ask, you should do it.
meanwhile we have fucking subway shit where people ostensibly don't like it, yet they're too shamed to just pipe up? do these women not realize all the other men in the car would LOVE to rescue them? nooo let's give them their own cars because special privileged gender
>>78030065
>>78029846
I find it funny how /d/ allows centaurs, but even when /aco/ animal fucking, they banned for a deer version of a centaur.
I'll probably be banned for pointing this out, but really, wtf?.
