Hey guys, did you hear? Last week Doug Funnie tried to appeal his ban from the Honker Burger to their corporate office, and they responded by banning him from all the Honker Burgers in the state.
What do you think he'll do next?
If he can't have Patty, he must BECOME Patty.
>>78026759
Probably write a piece about it on his blog
>>78026759
PATTAAAY PATTAAAAAY
>>78026759
It just gets worse with Funnie. Wasn´t there a court hearing last week because he destroyed some property of his neighbour that was, quote, "very expensive?"
After burning his house down and pepper spraying an innocent, it's only a matter of time until Doug does something that will land him in a life of prison and destroy what is left of his family.HONK HONK!
He was recently dragged away from another restaurant chain after threatening to plant a bomb in the lasagna.
Didn't Doug become a tranny or something like that?
>>78026857
He broke grill.
>>78027346
Calls himself "Quail Woman" now.
>/v/ deletes CWC threads
Literally the worst board
What happened to the Liquid Doug saga? I was absent from the internet when it happened.
Was that Skeeter who pretended to be Doug or was it someone else?
>>78027346
He found out Patty was into girls and figured this would make her like him
>>78027499
The age of Chris Chan is dead
>>78027346
Yes, he's transitioning.
It's a very expensive procedure.
>>78027414
It's Quailine
QUAIL-MAN'S SLEEVES ARE NOT GREEN
Whatever happen to Doug's gangta rap career?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTHm2NtNkvU
>>78026759
Who keeps funding his patreon?
>>78027499
the new mods either delete or autosage threads they don't like now.Get used to it
>>78028296
I will say Roger because he wants to see Doug humilliating himself more and more but I don't think he has any spare money after all he spends on fetish clubs.
Did anyone get that new Quail Man Amiibo Funnie made?
>>78028272
The "i don´t like this" comment made me kek hard. Harder than it probably should.
>>78026857
was it his O ring?
>>78026759I do not like this pic because quailman was his self insert, it should be his dog replacing sonichu chris does not wear a drawing of himself around his neck
>>78027499
wtf I thought /v/ was the place to talk about cwc. That sucks anon.
>>78027499
Yea that sucks. The mods are all crossboarders have no idea about board culture
>>78029080
fuck board culture
you faggots are the reason /v/ has been shit the last 5 years
>>78029080
>board culture
Literally cancer.
>>78026759
Disney really fucked the continuity up didn't they?
>>78027499
You guys have /trash/
>>78026852
Oh god. I can't stop imagining that video with a fat Doug Funnie. Nooooooo.
>>78027499
I spend so much time on /co/ I should apply to be a mod. I actually like fun and am not bitter as fuck.
>Tfw the QuailmanLibrary was taken down
At least the mirror is still up.
Did you all entirely miss the point of Doug's character arch? He started as an aspie in his own little world but became increasingly well-adjusted and friendly as the show went on. By the time the show ended he was pretty much a normal kid, and Roger and Patty were genuine friends of his, not just a bully or love interest.
>>78030012
Next time janitors or moderation opens up apply for itpretty sure SJW or people who just want to fuck with people are the only ones becoming janitors or mods these days
>>78026759
What did Doug do to get ban from the Honker Burger in the first place?
>>78027499
Chin up, at least /v/ produced this excellent and very fun cwc song that would cheer you up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuaW5IzbnUc
>>78033775
>blond skeeter in samurai pants
wut
>>78033775
Doug's sister is still pretty hot
>>78033775
/co/ likes taking things meant for children and completely missing the point.
>>78034604
>samurai pants
Those are just regular grey slacks
typos
>>78026759
REQUESTING QUAIL MAN AS ONE PUNCH MAN.
>>78034664
Why else would we be on /co/?
>>78027948
Never.
>>78034664
I don't think Doug will go down the CWC route. I'd say he'd just become a shut in and not step foot outside in case he...I don't know step on an ant and cause world war three.
I mean if he's this neurotic at 10/11 how's he gonna be as a teenager?
>>78034255
He maced a worker because they changed the menu after like 10 years of serving the same thing.
>>78034604
it's a skirt
I heard Mr Dink paid him to fuck his wife while he watched. but he's so autistic he shot off his load before he got it in. then they yelled at him till he pissed himself and ran home. Doesn't he work at the movie theater now?
>>78033775
> never had porkchop die of old age so that Doug could learn to come out of his autist shell and learn to deal with adult emotions
What a waste of a good story arc
>>78027948
>>78035819
Chris is releasing multiple videos a week after 2+ years of basically nothing, plus the recent Sonichu releases.
If anything, a new CWC golden age has begun, the Dodging Johnny Law Saga
>>78036312
I know just how he feels. I'm totally with him on this issue!
I got soooo pissed when I walked into a McDonalds last week and found that they changed the menu after 10 years asell. They even updated the Menu and turned it into a animated flat screen menu.
I bitched so much to the manager while ordering my meal and Happy Meal toy.
>>78033775
Is that the Vietnamese boarder from Hey Arnold on the far right?
>>78037934
one of my middle school teachers used that Quailman toy as a hall pass
so /co/Nickelodeon's Doug Intro or Disney's Doug Intro?
>>78028486
me too.
every time.
>>78033775
Old Roger looks like he's slowly morphing into Fonz.
>>78038697
I dunno, I do love that fiddle/violin/whatever part in the Disney one
>>78038415
thats so fucking 90s
Guess it's time for these.
Can...Can you give me some context to all of this?
IS there any context to all this?
>>78041338
Can't you read? He didn't write his fucking report on goddamn silt!
These Doug threads always make me happier inside. I'm happy I'm not Doug.
>>78041166
>>78041185
>>78041226
>>78041244
I still hope for the day that we get a Jamie McKelvie version complete everyone looking like stiff, lifeless twinks with a bored expression and their mouths hung slightly open as if their tongues were designated landing strips for the nearest incoming dick.
>>78026783
He just wants a boyfriend-free girl and DEFINITELY no greens.
Forgot one.
>>78033775
>Patty was genuine friends of his, not just a love interest
Even on his fantasies Funnyfuck got friendzoned.
>>78026938
>>78041226
>Doug as Kira
Madman
>>78041954
He grew up and he realized they didn't really like each other that way, he was just infatuated with her and he liked her as a person. After that realization they were able to just hang out
>>78041936
>assumed this was supposed to be Mike Mignola
>filename says Miller
wat
>>78028143
>>78041226
MENACING
>>78041628
Its blues but yeah you're right he wouldn't want greens either just wants orange blonde headed girls
>>78041375
Who the fuck is that little pre-school gerbil beating up Doug?
>>78042710
you should go
>>78042797
Not everyone here who is a Doug fan was born in the 90s anon . Most of the people who were kids when Doug first started airing on Nick in 1990 were born in the early 80s and there for they would have no idea who that little gay Disney Junior gerbil is.
>>78042710
why would he not be?
>>78043509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6DJdD-pNko
Don't ruin Doug comparing it to it, fuckers, I'm gonna find ya one of these days
>>78043509
because hes a gay per-school show character like Barney.
>>78044099
and?
>>78041166
>dat Patti Mayonnaise
Also why does every miss spell her name. It's Pattie not Patty
>>78038415
I would have asked her for it or stolen it if I had the chance. I still have the clip on Pork Chop. He was the only one I was able to get. I ordered Doug for like $45 two years ago. Love him so much.
>>78033775
This image of the Mayor has kinda depressed me. He looks like hes close to death. His face has obvious signs of decay. I know he was a no good Mayor but I don't want him to die.
>>78044181
because it was spelled that way in the original comic, they all pretty much just copy pasted the dialogue from it.
>>78026857
i heard it was cause he put a screw in some tuna.
>>78034309
I like this one better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4QJsE8khuc
>>78041285
>not knowing what the "Doug" button does
>>78044436
he had a great campaign though can't deny that I'd vote for him
>>78044957
What doug it do?
>>78046144
It dougs, obviously.
>>78046230
Where can I go to push the doug button?
Where did the doug button come from?
>>78046955
I can't buy that in store now tho. That was only available in stores back in the 90s and the 90s were sixteen years ago
