wow
>>78008918
Hot
What?
>>78008931
No, he is farting.
THEN WHO WAS BZZZ NOISE
>>78008918
it's a fart joke? I guess?
>>78008918
Uncalled for.
I don't get it
>By Jim Davis
More like: 'by a syndicate of humor-impared peons that Jim oversees when he's not asleep'
>>78009014
Jon has a vibrator up his ass.
The grandma version: Jon is farting.
The 4chan version: Jon has a vibrator up his ass
>>78009026
Perfect
>>78009026
Not bad.
It is so surreal seeing a Garfield comic with modern technology.
>>78009026
I think it's actually funnier this way.
>>78008951
>>78008959
>>78009080
What fucking fart makes a buzzing sound?
>>78008918
I'm pretty sure all the comics are drawn by a computer algorithm these days.
What I don't know is whether that comic emerged by random chance, or whether the algorithm is developing a dirty sense of humor.
>>78009878
Jon was a robot the whole time and he didn't know
>>78008951
Even better.
He and Liz do weird stuff don't they?
But I guess 30+ years of virginity and conversing with a cat will warp a person.
>>78009878
My farts sound buzzy when I let one rip on a leather chair.
>>78008951
That's actually even more hot.
>>78009255
>>78009043
>>78009080
Not only that, but the vibrator is outside his control. His vet girlfriend has an app on her phone that turns it on or off.
>>78008918
It's just like my s&m doujins!
>>78009798
Garfield minus Garfield is infinitely better than the original
>>78012269
What about Crtl Alt Del Minus Ethan?
>>78012438
What about Ctrl Alt Del Minus Baby?
>>78009026
gotta love Garfield without Garfield
>>78012438
And decided to do it just for shits and giggles
Garfield Minus Garfield is fucking hilarious.
http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/
>>78012692
If by hilarious you mean a depressing mirror of my life, then I agree.
>>78012681
>>78012438
Its honestly funnier if he's the only one and everyone else is removed. He's even more of a narcissistic asshole, only this time he's a tragically schizophrenic one.
>>78012788
Yeah, just figured that out
Badly cut the other guy out, but I imagine loss would look insane without everyone else
>>78008918
Would be funnier without Garfield's thought bubble
>>78012917
Yes, we're onto something here.
>>78013272
>hivemind
I just saved that image from the website as well
>>78008918
>>78009026
>>78013695
>It's one of those adjustable ones
>Garfield's right paw is controlling the dial and making it more intense
>>78013755
>Garfield looking on in bored disinterest as he gives Jon the most powerful orgasm of his life
Oh.
Oh boner no.
>>78013825
you're a freak anon.
dw /co/ still loves you
>>78014466
Is the joke that he drank dog cum? Is dog cum brown?
>>78014466
Wait what? Did he drink dog semen? Who puts dog semen in a fucking coffee cup? Why do they have dog semen in the first place?
WHAT IS THIS COMIC????
Nofield is best garfield
>>78010256
Fuck off, Mike Patton
>>78014466
>>78008918
>>78014466
Why is Garfield so lewd?
>>78014626
You'll note that the cup doesn't have a handle, and that they are in a vets office. Now as for why the semen wasn't put somewhere, who knows?
>>78015198
So are you confirming that was what the joke was? That he literally drank dog jizz? I'm surprised Jim got away with that.
>>78012917
Please do Loss. I can picture it perfectly in my head but all the same, please.
>>78015890
I sort of tried, but it's pretty hard when you consider the backdrops are photos
>>78014179
S-source?
>>78008918
The full comic that isn't a cropped photo of the newspaper.
Jon had a bee up his ass. It wasn't a vibrator.
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>>78018027
You don't /thread your own posts
>>78018027
Now take away the Garfield and add a ~ to John's last speech bubble
>>78009026
The original is vaguely half a joke.
But this just has that extra bit of subtlety and surrealism to ram it head-on into hilarious.
>>78011707
Those exist. They are the best thing in the world.
>>78012788
Consider taking the word 'honestly' out of your vocabulary.
>>78018120
why stop there?
>>78016976
Is it 28 days later or is Ethan just OCD and a disheveled bed upsets him so much.
>>78018598
Now remove the buzzing.
>>78018727
Everyone in his town got raptured and Ethan is just going insane, seeing blotches of color that look vaguely like transparent people
>>78014466
>Corruption of Champions.jpg
>>78018751
>>78018027
>Yah
>yah
>yah
>yah
>yah4x
Is he Lorde?
>>78012692
my favorite so far
>>78014626
She's just messing with him.
>>78019336
These are too dark.
>>78019360
This is so fucking hot.
>>78019360
>>78014179
>>78017485
Yes. Source please. I am curious.
>>78017485
>>78019518
http://teenyleeni.tumblr.com/post/115878550081/garfield-masterpost
>>78015285
I don't think it's supposed to be dog cum. I think it's supposed to understood as some kind of dog hormone thing.
>>78010816
Though I like the idea of John as a clueless, desperate virgin who is lead into increasingly bizarre sex shit by his freaky girlfriend Liz, like keeping a remote-controlled vibrator in his ass and drinking dog jizz that she "accidentally" left out for him to get used to.
>>78019758
So John is literally a bitch right now?
>>78019978
He got rape by bee so hard that he turn into a girl and now impregnate by the bee jizz?
Luckily his cousin is here to support him.
>>78019053
I-Is that what I think that is at the end?
>>78009026
Do Realfield.
>>78012737
Hehe;_____;
>>78013755
>>78013825
>>78014063
theoretically speaking
could you make a vibrator that increases in intensity based on how many replies your posts get on 4chan??
>>78018027
That would've actually been really funny if it weren't for the last three panels and the speech bubble in the fourth.
>>78019791
I was wondering how long it would take before someone in this thread brought up the time Jon was tricked into drinking dog semen. Definitely one of the best "I can't believe they even tried to get away with that" jokes in the history of newspaper comics.
>>78021576
You are 7 hours too late and lack dubs.
>>78014466
>>78020032
English isn't your first language, is it?
>>78009040
Apparently he still creates them himself once a month.
>>78022081
how do we know when it actually is jim or not
>>78014466
>>78021576
Pretty sure it's meant to be dog urine, not semen. Urine contains the hormones they test for pregnancy, meaning it might, eventually, pass through Jon's system and create a false positive, plus it's something they'd collect in a cup. Though they'd top the damn thing to prevent it from contaminants, so Liz is bad at her job.
>>78016976
This CAD minus everyone but ethan thing might be pretty good after all
>>78022361
I think that's too convoluted a connection for the vet to have made the comment she did. Semen works better.
>>78022655
why doesn't he just get a cat to talk to?
>>78022719
Here you go
I'm sorry Jon
I was just so hungry
>>78022767
Alternatul version
>>78012535
>>78022833
Holy shit.
Garfield has just been copy / pasted clipart for the past 20 years right?
>>78019053
Subtle, I love it
>>78019053
???
>>78022998
I don't get it. Is his phone rubbing up against his dick? How do Jon's pants work?
>>78023014
he forgot to take his vibrating dildo out
>>78023014
>Not storing your phone in your anus for safety
Its like you want to get your stuff stolen
>>78020701
Is it the right time to bring up random garfield?
>>78023014
Maybe this will answer some of your questions?
>>78022833
>>78023416
Is that Wii Fit Trainer with a Bob Ross wig?
>>78021746
Give me break.
I was at 3:30 in the morning. My shitposting is ruining my engrish.
>>78021456
It's more the fact that he had to save his shit before the news started screaming about Garfield dildo comics.
>>78021312
Yeah? That's be pretty simple. It could literally just track how many (you)s you get on a page.
>>78025357
You're probably trolling, but if you're not, you should really check out China, IL.
