So, have these two fucked or not?
Nah, they're taking it slow. Though I do feel Rigby will make the first move. Just you wait and see.
They're adults. They're dating. They're not in some weird mormon cult. Of course they're fucking.
>>77994359
Still haven't spent money for the right to "Come On Eileen" for an episode.
No justice
>>77994720
>taking it slow
Too bad Mordecai can't do the same
>>77995025
Mordecai was destined to be miserable, he physically can't be happy. He thinks about it too much.
Rigby has the opposite problem.
>>77994359
theyre dating exclusively but they're not married
that means regular handys working up towards oral
jeez, do you guys just like, blow through to the end of a video game and ignore the leadup?
Yes but Eileen fakes her orgasms due to Rigby's cock being the size of an acorn.
MMMUURRRRGRRETRTETRTT
>>77995253
I think moles and raccoons probably have the same size dicks; it'll probably work out for the both of them.
>>77995253
it bugs me how they call him the one-cheek wonder. his cheek is sewn up so it looks more like three cheeks. They should call him Threeks and then Threekby and eventually just Dr Cheeks. and then he'd just get some better reconstructive surgery or something (i mean shit can he walk okay missing a major gluteal muscle?) and it'd be IN THEIR FACE
>>77995417
>>77995253
Dude, no. No.
Have you seen a raccoon's erection? Scary as fuck. And probably about as long as an entire mole. At least in total length, because it takes sharp 90 degree turn about halfway.
>>77995853
i just see it it looks like enough to satisfy a mole
>>77994720
>>77994791
Rigby is a manchild.
>>77994835
that's actually kinda surprising at this point when you think about it
>>77996113
Not really. Why use prime material like that early?
>>77995924
What does that have to do with it? Manchildren can fuck. Just because you can't, doesn't mean others can't.
And he's a slacker, not a manchild.
>>77996163
Slackers are manchildren.
Maybe, maybe not. Could also be that Mordecai had some fun times with Margaret or CJ off screen. You will not get a definite answer outside of perhaps some vague hints as part of a joke in a cartoon.
>>77995890
I like the way you think, anon.
>>77996427
My heart
>tfw you'll never have a girlfriend like Eileen
feels bad man
>>77994359
Mordecai is so shit at relationships that Rigby went straight just because he was so fed up from him not being able to do anything right. Think about that: he tried with guys first, tried girls in his desperation, and failed at both. He really is one of the most beta characters in existence. Lower than beta, even. I don't think he'll ever have a real, lasting relationship until his eventual demise. What a pity.
>>77996427
Rigby is gonna have sex one day and find out how easy it is and just ruin her over and over again while Mordecai listens in shame.
>>77996427
Do you think Rigby was molested by his brother as a child?
>>77995853
unfortunately, from my research, raccoons have long thin dongs while moles have short fat ones. that means he's just gonna hit her cervix before she even feels it
though neither of them looks remotely like their supposed species, and i'm PRETTY SURE the whole animal thing isnt meant to be physically real in universe, it's just sort of a concept
>>77996470
ol rigbone is just the kind of guy who thinks everything is harder than it actually is. it's not surprising he'd feel the same way about el porkos
>>77996494
You know why they've got bent dicks? Same reason dog dicks have knots. The idea is the penis stays in the vagina a long time, and ensures insemination.
Except the bend in the raccoon dick hooks over the female's pubic bone, basically locking it in place.
Sounds pretty painful to me, at least for something a lot smaller than a female raccoon.
>>77996494
Reread what you wrote. Slowly.
/co/ - Animal GenitaliaHow do I see this so often?
>>77996565
what'd i do m8
>>77996590
because cartoons go out of their way to never depict genitalia on animals
it's funny how with all of our whining about 'representation' nobody stands up for the lowly genital. you wanna talk oppressed and marginalized? you're not even allowed to talk about it or acknowledge its existence. the only time you get a hint that any such organs exist are when theyre being hit by a football
>>77996590
Lotta cartoons with anthropomorphic characters. We accept female critters with human tits and hips but we can't possibly accept that the males have basic bitch dicks.
Rigby only started getting with Eileen when Mordecai started hanging out with CJ.
Which makes me wonder: did he go with Eileen because he thought it was time he got himself a girlfriend? Or did he just go with the person he knew to like him most and would take the time to hang out with him, given he seems to not like being alone, with a romantic relationship just being a possible bonus?
I remember people shitting on Mordecai when he expressed surprise at Rigby hanging out with Eileen, and complaining they don't invite him, given he didn't invite Rigby when he hung with CJ. But I guess it might just been that he expected Rigby to proudly announce and rub it under his nose if he got with Eileen, so to Mordecai they were still just friends, and he couldn't understand why they do things alone together when that's usually couple territory.
>>77996427
Sometimes I see Rigby in me.
Except all my relationships have been failures.
>>77996654
I doubt Rigby was ever really as reluctant as he seemed, he is just incapable of meeting things like that with a good attitude. Behind the emotional screen things progressed basically as normal and at a consistent rate
>>77996454
d-did she have the tail?
>>77996846
I took his reluctance at the beginning just as the fear of forever losing Mordecai, who initially was the person he latched onto the most.
Right now his main emotional point of focus is divided evenly between him and Eileen I'd say.
Rigby and Eileen both complement each other well given their differences, but so far we have seen more positives than negatives, which was mostly in the season opener. Rigby's line in Return of Party Horse about stores specializing in apologizing to girlfriends to me also hinted at him to at least having done so once.
>>77996919
yeah if there's one thing rigby is good at it's dealing with being a fuckup. That's part of what separates him from mordecai
i mean he can get panicky, and too easily, but generally he's instantly ready to patch the hole he accidentally knocked in whatever just happened
>>77996943
So does Mordecai. It's just that Eileen is very patient with Rigby and forgives him easily.
>>77997014
mordecai more often seems to be in hard denial that there is a problem, or in how bad the problem is
he's more responsible initially, and generally at the beginning of a situation, rigby should listen to him
but once shit goes wrong he's useless
>>77996484
dons appearance is so creepy, but at the same time hilarious
>>77997014
That's because she knows Rigby, she's been watching him for a long time.
>>77996427
Dang Rigby, you a little bitch
>>77996427
Fucking stupid. Sex isn't hard and it doesn't mean shit. Rigby is freaking out for literally no reason.
>>77994359
probably, but still not as much as mordecai and rigby have bumped uglies
no homo obvi
