Deck the halls.
Grab some cocoa.
Get comfy.
Enjoy storytimes,
contests, and trivia.
Post your wishlist.
Gift another /co/mrade.
Enjoy the best time of the year.
List of ungifted wishlists and instructions: http://pastebin.com/2R25RyGY (embed)
So share your list, join in some holiday story times and above all else be Merry.
Please only post your list once per thread, no begging, and keep it friendly. Remember to say thanks and maybe post a pic if you get lucky.
Previous thread: >>77978305
Also check out the Christmas story contest entries here, they're all delightful: https://sites.google.com/site/cosecretsantastories/home
>>77993432
>using my art as the OP
>>77993432
YAY! Time for the main man!
>>77993520
noice
>>77993520
Everyone take a shot.
>>77993518
Do you have a master upload of your Christmas art? I have a lot of it saved, but I'm sure I missed some of it. It's always great.
>>77993606
As if I wasn't already drinking.
>>77993675
Pile it on.
Everytime Paramilitary Christmas gets storytimed we're supposed to take a shot.
>>77993606
Is there a drinking game?
>>77993624
Never thought of putting one together. I'm probably missing a drawing or 2 as well due to a few computer crashes over the last few years. Why I have a flash drive at the ready at all times. Just in case.
poor drawfag here
would anyone like some art for a present?
>>77993753
If you upload it all anywhere, please share.
>>77993767
I'm sure any art you want to share would be appreciated by everyone!If you have anything Hanukkah-related, that would be swell.
You can't escape my word games!
OF'R MLTORFHNR NKE WOCC'R LNVVX. F'YY WGYY RXL QXC UGMLM HGGYM: DAGPW.
>>77993884
Are you just writing C'thulu words in an attempt for us to accidentally summon hum?
Another threadly Joyeux Noel from 3P5RFH9G03V0J .ca!
Someone else out there has to like BDs...r-right?
It's getting late for North American anons, and a new work week approaches. Why aren't you preparing for a comfy bedtime, /co/mrade?
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>>77994018
B-but I'm waiting for the nyquil to kick in, Wonder Woman
>>77994018
Because I'm looking for more fun comics to storytime for these threads
also
>wonder woman will never make me go to bed
>>77994031
>nyquil
Never again. I took it once on a Sunday and was half dead until Wensday
>>77993767
Since I screwed it up and lost the original, how about Mimi and Sora from Digimon Adventures Tri in Christmas hats for The Happy Hulk? I know it's more /a/ than /co/ but dangit someone should draw it.
>>77993783
I'll see what I can find. If anything I can drop a few here that I think I haven't posted in a while. Maybe post a screenshot of what you have or something.
>>77994018
I prefer drawing at night. Which I might do soon.
>>77994411
>four dubs in a row
that's a beautiful post
>>77994462
I didn't even notice that
>>77994282
It's okay that I'm story timing again right?
>>77994693
I don't mind
>>77994693
No Dan you must stop immediately!jk
>>77994812
oh geez
Might as well throw in a threadlyI8ICH61R8ETZ
Whats everyone up to today/tonight?
>>77994826
What Pope said.
>>77994829
Battle Pop is many things but subtle is not one of them.
>>77994875
Watching Dan Vs and putting off sleep
>>77994875
Watching Mike Tyson Mysteries, debating going to sleep or sticking around for a while longer.2MOV0MGY5304H
>>77994910
Ahhh, this joke. So crude and yet solidly funny.
>>77994928
Doesn't even make an attempt at it, you can see that punchline coming a mile away.
Well, I suppose I wont make the weekenders suffer my cryptoquizzes any longer.
Now you'll just get my list
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Merry Xmas Boobies, it's that time again time for another Riddler Xmas Prize Puzzle Penis Pentration Extravaganza (ignore those capital letters kids, seriously those were a joke). Speaking of time what do you think of my new portrait it's got quite a festive name. Fitting don't you think?
Puzzle Link - https://mega.nz/#!1hIigSLJ!Hoya0ZSq6Ixmb6jexOh7CdNh3WzTAhZKKKLiuosZk1M
Tool Link - Tools - https://d.maxfile.ro/jhijghmcsn.zip
As always you can reach me at[email protected]
How goes the puzzle Batboobs?
>>77994875
How's it going my brotha from down unda?
Just made some hot chocolate and decided to triple packet it for the first time everit's super good
Wanted to post my list in this thread but couldn't find any other christmas-related pictures on my computer38C6G03OIJZXD
Reposting my list: 2TL9AG8QEENGP
>>77994893
I hear good things but I have no idea what its about.
>>77994912
I completely forgot this was out, consensus? good or bad?
>>77995067
>triple packet
What a mad cunt. It's been good today, I got myself a blue heaven milkshake while I spam some Helldivers with a friend.
Anybody already waiting to do a storytime? Or can I be next?
Last one I swear.I kinda can't stop story timing today
>>77995423
>blue heaven milkshake
Never heard of it. Or Helldivers.
>>77995472
Oops go right ahead!
Ended up adding Battle Pope to my wishlist cause of the story time. Dat Virgin Mary and dat Succubus.
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>>77995512
Its a fun series, if you go in expecting more of what you just got.
>>77995505
Cheers mate. Now, a story about the world's greatest detective!
>>77995567
Oh, and also Shulkie is here.
I see that someone got to the dredd stories before I could get home.
That's fine, I didn't REALLY want to be the one spreading good cheer...
>>77995579
Anyway, season's greetings from across the pond
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>>77995599
Hows everything across the pond love? How's the queen?
>>77995613
It's almost six in the morning here in the UK, and because of my recent unemployment, my biological clock is all fucked up, so I might as well do some storytiming.
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>>77995622
I present to you a flowchart depicting how british people see the royal family:
https://angryflatcap.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/royalbaby.png
>>77995496
Hmm, I would've thought blue heaven was just a universal flavour name, I thought it was blueberry but google tells me its a Raspberry/Vanilla flavour. And Helldivers is like a Starship Troopers top down shooter from the guys who made Magicka. Very fun.
Serenity storytimes will come again....
>>77995660
Although I might be slightly biased, seeing as how I'm just another slav subhuman stealing jobs from honest, hardworking Pakis.
>>77995423
>blue heaven milkshake
This sounds delicious. Haven't has a shake in a long time, since 5 Napkin Burger closed by work.
>>77995598
There are always future threads with future storytimes.
>>77995599
How far across the pond?
>>77995696
Anyway, sexy times now.
>>77995423
MTM is weird as shit, like a lot of the Adult Swim stuff. The episodes are hit or miss, case of the week dependent, but the voice acting is wonderful. Norm Macdonald is a talking pigeon.
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>>77995698
Right next to it, actually, depending on how you see it. Bit south of Liverpool.
>>77995673
I'm not even sure a place to get a milkshake around here besides like Mickey D's. Is that Helldivers game a steam game, or do you guys play on console? A friend and I used to play Magicka quite a bit on steam.
>>77995734
Yeah, just came out on steam. But its also on ps4
>>77995733
Lisa, stop blowing my sex!
>>77995765
Cool, maybe I'll check it out.
>>77995766
Our hero!
>>77995733
That's pretty close, unlike Bayside. I have not see one fucking bay yet.
>>77995788
Go Bayside Tigers
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>>77995788
>I have not see one fucking bay yet
>see
>bay
I'll figure out a "Baywatch" joke eventually.
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>>77995932
So are there any not exactly christmas stories anyone wants storytimed? Like not completely unrelated, maybe just "wintery"?
>>77995954
Anyway, the weather here is not Christmassy at all. A bit chilly, maybe, but that's all.
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>>77996002
The End
So anyway, my wishlist is 2VJQYBU5P3M1A (co.uk). I've only recently started branching out from being a Marvelfag, so any recommendations are welcome.
>>77995981
I've got a couple of Dredd ssstories that are tangentially Chrissstmasss-related jussst by virtue of taking place around that time, sssso I figure as long as the theme is there, it'd be fine.
>>77995981
I'd love to read
Heart of the Yukon, don rosa Uncle Scrooge.
anyone on deck for story time?
Here'sss a little short ssstory (aren't most in Dredd?).
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>>77996052
Oh shit, sssorry. I'll be done quick.
>>77996074
No no by all means, I'm a hog so don't rush on my account
>>77996074
inb4 Dredd arresssts the /entire/ Block.
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>>77996052
I've got all of Life and Times on my harddrive. I could storytime it after the Dredd one, unless a more experienced storytimer wants to do it.
>>77996102
I hear Barney as having the Heart of Gold's really obnoxiousss, high-pitched voice from the BBC Hitchhiker'sss Guide mini-ssseriesss.>captcha: choose all the pictures with grass
>one of them's straight up a grave
Hey fuck you too, buddy.
>>77996127
And by "it" I mean "Hearts of Yukon", not the whole shebang.
Maybe the last one, too, since it takes place during Christmas Day.
postin n toastin by an open fire
not really though it's only virtual3OQC8T7RNV7K8
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>>77996127
I'm staying up till four. But if someone wants something else feel free, I'm just trying to keep busy
>>77996176
Thisss is sssuch a fucked up ssstory and ending. Really warmsss the heart.
Here'sss my lissst if anyone wantsss to do a little Barney-ing of their own: 1IT1G4KXCJJGN
Happy Xandacha to our jewish /co/mrades
>>77996127
Nah I should go to bed anyway. 4 story times is enough for one day.TLXAB1I1CN3I
So... no-one objecting?
>>77996262
It's winter all year round in the Yukon!
>>77996254
Sweet dreams.
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>>77996292
STEELE'S COMING!
>>77996302
Getting late for me so I will catch all you guys later.VJ9BT1OBNF7
>>77996262
Yukon? Without being directly about Santa or gifts under trees? But that storyis excellent. Good choice, friend.
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>>77996322
Well, there is a jolly fat guy riding reindeer-sleigh later on...
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>>77996399
Goddamn, Captcha's becoming more of a cunt with every post
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>>77996434
See, it IS Christmas-related after all!
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>>77996539
Buck McDuck, the original spaghetti spiller
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>>77996583
The end!
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>>77996222
I've got the first two Complete Case Files volumes, apparently this one is in the third one. Gonna have to buy it soon.
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Happy holidays, /co/mrades!
>>77996657
I think the third isss where the Apocalypssse War ssstarts, ssso you're in for a treat there.
>>77996595
Thanks anon. I love a good Scrooge story time.
>>77996775
It's where Death first shows up, right?
>>77996785
No problem at all. I'll stop posting for a while so that captcha will stop being an asshole and I'll stroytime The Richest Duck in the World
>>77996014
The Jaime Reyes Blue Beetle series from 2006 or so. I'm not a huge DC guy but I love that series. Batlash is a fun read as well.
>>77997096
Captcha's still a cunt, but a promise is a promise.
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>>77997872
The Beginning.
is there anyone even here still by the way?
>>77997880
I just got here to save this thread from page 9.
>>77997880
This was such a great story. I have always loved it.
>>77996595
Oh hey, I've got this on my wishlist! Been wanting a copy of Life and Times for a while.
Is anybody reading the stories in https://sites.google.com/site/cosecretsantastories/home
Thoughts? Feelings?
1W60M06SAH6HBgimme dat godland pls
Hadn't checked to see if mine was added so here it is again
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Good night /co/
>>77993767
I'd love to see some christmas themed Song Of The Sea art. The idea of Ben and Saoirse being adorable at christmas time is just too darling not to request.
>>77993935
I'm all about blu rays. everybody I know thinks I'm weird for insisting on using them over netflix or whatever, but damnit when perfection is available, why would you ever settle for "good enough"?
>>77999836
Good night anon.
>>77995022
For me, still stuck onthe valuable instrument
>>78000280
penny whistle?
>>78000310
Nope, doesn't work.