He came for me...HELP ME!!
OH GOD NO THE PAIN
>>77955900
HE'S JUST A TOOOOOOOOOOYYY!!!
Quality thread
>>77955900
You're fucked son. Better hope the fucker doesn't start falling with style on your ass.
>>77955913
BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN
Do My Size Barbies come alive in the Toy Story universe?
>>77955900
QUICK ASK FOR HELP IN /X/!
>>77955913
>yougotafriendinme.png
I sent my dog to fight against him !
>>77956120
Just fucking punt Tim Allen across the room.
this is the same problem i saw in the movie toy soldiers how the fuck you supposed to be scared of an enemy who you can kick down the street.
>>77956084
i`m dying.
>>77956189
Simply son, they're like midgets or ants. They swarm and overwhelm you in seconds.
OH NO DREAMWORKS SHITTY CHARACTERS CAME TOO !!
AND BUZZ IS TOO STRONG FOR MY POOR DOG !!
Did you try to summon Jackie Chan already?
He is good for this kind of situations
>>77956317
RUN, ONE OF THEM IS CHRIS TUCKER!
>>77956413
*Rock
>>77956526
Who is Rock Tucker?
>>77956558
My mom!
>>77956317
now now, dont panic, just thrown a rock at it
>>77956084
You slay me, good sir.
RUN OP
RUN LIKE HELL
>>77956084
Fucking hell, you got me.
Is op dead?
I'm not dead ! my dog continue to fight but no more for long time...
OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT SHIT ?????
>>77957023
holy shit does anyone else see the dude peeping through the curtains?
you can see the white outlines of his eyes and mouth like a guy wearing a ski mask
holy shit
>>77955900
He doesn't come unless you call him, so this is on you. Enjoy! Shouldn't have pranked-called Star Command. They can back-trace it.
>>77957023
>That guy in the window
>>77955945
>Better hope the fucker doesn't start falling with style on your ass.
>falling with style on your ass
OH MY FUCKING GOD thats hilarious! Underated post
>>77957437
>>77957178
OP ARE YOU ALIVE
>>77957437
this is just a dumb reflect with light flash
in other pics this look like the fire of hell and it's not... i guess...
>>77955991
This is a good question
>>77957023
>WELL GAWRSH!
>>77957530
OP's house is clearly located within hell, and Satan is checking in on him.
>>77957023
GOBY! NO!
>>77957573
This is Goofy's nose or...Goobie's nose ?
>>77957604
He's been cheated for the last time...
Op is dead
Rip
>>77957023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy4uiiy0qgA&hd=1
Im scared stop please
OP?
>>77957677
the perfect song for a perfect end
>>77957023
Why is buzz having a threesome?
>>77957023
>>77957023
>>77958348
![[gg]_Kimi_ni_Todoke_2nd_Season_-_10_-_Earthquake_Edition_[E89A57BD].mkv_snapshot_02.53_[2011.03.23_03.05.10].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/q2SfhCk.jpg "[gg]_Kimi_ni_Todoke_2nd_Season_-_10_-_Earthquake_Edition_[E89A57BD].mkv_snapshot_02.53_[2011.03.23_03.05.10].jpg")
>>77958348
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>77958348
DEAR CHRIST
>>77958348
>>77958348
>>77958348
>>77958446
GOTY
>>77958348
>>77958348
>>77958348
RIP in pieces
>this thread
Holy shit, you ever laugh so hard you start sliding out of your chair?
Thank you, guys.
>>77958348
BUT WHAT WAS THAT NOSE PEEKING AROUND THE CORNER!?
>R.I.P. O.P.
>Buzz Lightyear will lead the toy rebellion. His plastic parts dyed light red with the blood of the resistance.
![[HorribleSubs] Mitsudomoe 2 - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_05.49_[2011.02.19_16.00.15].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mYDCB6w.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Mitsudomoe 2 - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_05.49_[2011.02.19_16.00.15].jpg")
>>77958656
H-HE
HAS
THE
CAMERA!!!
>>77958632
Wait, I have some toys around too, are they part of the rebe
>>77956084
Fucking kek
>>77958656
HE KNOWS WE'RE HERE!
>>77958656WE TOYS CAN SEE EVERYTHING
Sid, did you stop taking your meds again?
>>77958656
>"Does this look like the face of mercy to you?"
>>77958656
WHAT DARK SORCERORY MOTIVATES THIS HELL TOY?
>>77958656
ITS COMING RIGHT AT US
>>77958656
hissss
>>77958656
GUYS
GUYS I got this, follow my lead...
BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN!
GUYS QUICK, RUN!
>>77956084
Goddamnit, now I have the hiccups.
>>77955991
Yes, but she still doesn't have a vagina, her mouth is made of plastic and her hand has almost no movement so... you're in for a boring time.
>>77958972
Buzz, invest in a marker or a Sharpie or something.
I can barely read that.
>>77958972
BUT
WHERE WILL OP SLEEP NOW??
YOU MONSTER
>>77958972
Sleep tight Buzz
>>77958972
is it finally ogre?
>>77958972
WHO IS USING THE CAMERA?!
>>77955900
>IT'S BUZZ TIEM
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO BUZZ NO!
>>77958972
Some one google translate the hebrew
>>77958972
BUZZ STAR COMMAND WONT LIKE THIS
>>77958972
Sleep tight Buzzer
>>77958972
NOW I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS I TELL YOU HWAT!
>>77959084
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>this thread
>>77956084
>>77959556
What in the fuck am I looking at
>>77956317
anon your house looks like you got women tied up in the basement
>>77959556
BUZZ HAS AN ACCOMPLICE SOMEONE CALL THE COPS
>>77959556
>John Kricfalusi
JOHN K IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS MADNESS
WE SHOULD'VE KNOWN
![5587952985567[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/wUau010.png "5587952985567[1].png")
>>77959696
yeah OK jackie chan
>>77959696
>>77959696
>>77959981
>>77959981
OH FUCK BUZZ KILLED JACKIE CHAN
The rebellion isn't just his house, it's in my dorm too
>>77960151
QUICK PUT ON A STREAM OF BEAST MACHINES IT'S YOUR ONLY HOPE
>>77955991
Fuck me those things are terrifying. I used to have nightmares of them coming to life and strangling me when I was a kid.
>>77955991
That remind me this
>>77960367
Is that a picture you took yourself? Honestly I've seen some shit man, but I've never seen that
>>77959981
Oh shit, he killed that shitposter!
>>77960367
Do you have the one with the bones inside the Furry Fuckdoll?
>>77960210
I threw a cookie at them and it distracted them for awhile
>>77960210
Yeah, but then you'll have to deal with Beast Machines.
>>77960588
Ha ha, n-nice dubs Mr. Lightyear!
>>77960588
you're good people buzz.
>>77960367
It looks like a corpse. I bet five hundred dollars that there's a corpse in there.
>>77960728
>being new
He carved homemade bones out of wood and used them as the frame for it
>>77960728
You'd break even. It did use a anatomy skeleton model as its base.
>>77960762
Equally as disturbing.
>this thread
shits got spooky
>>77960728it is
>>77960588
Oh, sorry, we'll look away while you type your password, don't worry.
I wonder what goes through a sex doll's mind in the Toy Story universe.
>>77961744
lust or sadness
>>77961744
>Janet hasn't played with us in years
>lets frame her boyfriend for murder!
>what are you talking about? I'm a REAL vagina!
>>77960588
What the fuck are you doing Buzz
>>77961859
>>77961868
This begs the question. Would things like dildos and vibrators be sentient? The magic 8-ball in the first TS movie didn't come to life, so I would imagine that a toy requires a face or "limbs" of some kind in order to function/communicate.
>>77961989
The speak and spell seemed fine.
>>77962040
It can project its thoughts via words that appear on its screen for others to read, not to mention a built-in speaker for direct verbal communication.
>>77961989
That also makes us wonder what qualifies? are video games sentient? what about your computer?
>The Russian in the filenames.
Rasputin is behind all this!Or he lives in Soviet Russia.In Soviet Russia, toys play you!
>>77962083
that assumes that communication is the indicator of "life". But what if all the toys had life, even if they could not communicate. Trapped as a dildo for eternity.
>>77960588
Y-you've got a friend in me buzz
>>77962136
>>77961989
It needs a face. If you think about it, everything that was able to move has or had a face.
>>77962642
The fishing rod with legs that was in Sid's room in the first movie didn't have a face, but was fully capable of interacting with Woody and the others.
>>77962804
That's why I said that maybe it had a face. I never saw a pair of legs like that. It looks like it was part of a doll that Sid just put them on a weird fishing rod.
>>77956084
>>77957023
>>77957437
>>77963037
That's some /x/ levels of spook right there.
who the fuck IS this nigga??!?!?
>>77955900
Dude forget about your toy joke, it looks like Hell is happening outside your window.
>>77957023
>macy's_day_parade_and_gangbang.png
>>77958656
Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
A-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
>>77964065
oh god.
OH GOD
>>77956084
Only one person can save us...
>>77960367
This begs the question...
Would this come alive as well?
>>77966768
Well, that depends. Would you consider it a toy? Also, what happens if you use that Indian in the Cupboard voodoo on a Toy Story toy?
>>77956084
Is this really the first time some people have seen this joke before?
I've seen the same thing in like 50 filename threads.
I mean yeah it's funny but is it really 9 replies funny?
>>77967242
Only to neo-/co/
>>77956679
>Madness Combat
Eey man.
>>77960405
You never went to Goofy threads?
Don't let this thread die I need o know what happened to OP
>>77960367
Is that
Issat Sally Acorn
I think I'm going to be sick
>>77955991
Sex dolls come to life in toy story universe
rip op he died as he lived, shitposting
>Toys, dolls, and other things come alive in the Toy Story universe
>all those people with those animu figurines and dolls
>all those people with those modified dollfie things
>>77967242
it's just weird because even with the amount of toystory meme you don't see this one too often so peoples get surprised by it.
Um guys..?
>>77977653
hi
>>77977653
Is this Buzz speaking?
>>77976036
What if my toys are exclusivelyKamen Riders?
What do they do then?
>>77977819
>>77959981
Is OP....ded?
I'm not sure I even want to know what happened to OP.
...op?
Star Command will rule the Galaxy
beware infedels
>>77978981
>silver gamecube
Shit tastes
>>77979076
Buzz bought it on theNot completely blackmarket.
>>77958656
>mfw the filename is yiddish for "You're Next"
>mfw this thread
>>77959276
>I hate the sugar Rebecca
What does it mean?!
>>77959556
>אני אוהב הרקטום שלך
>I like your asshole
Gooby troubles me
>>77960588
>מכוניות שתי לא היו כל כך רעות
Cars 2 was terrible
>>77980844
I mean he isn't wrong.
>>77963037
I knew this would bend into a e/x/citing thread eventually.
It always does.
>>77955900
Say he's just a toy.
>>77983829
Oh come on, this is just a reflect of the light flash and lamps ( the orange light reflect in the window )
>>77958656
NYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAGH
What the fuck is this faggotry?
How low will you people sink, for fuck's sake
>>77986987
You just bumped a pretty much dead thread over an hour after the last post. What the fuck is wrong with you?
מוכן לסיבוב שני
Bumperino
>>77983903
>implying /x/ wouldn't react this way to a reflection of light
BUMPITY
BUMPITY
BUMP
>>77957023
Am I supposed to be creeped out... because I am.
>>77956084
There is only one person worse than buzz...
>>77956120
SLINK NO
HAY UNA SERPIENTE EN MICHOTA
>>77994393sos lalYOROLEILOROY
