>No one cares about Clark Kent going after the Batman
>Wow! You do not want to pick a fight with this person!
>You're amazing, Diane! You're a real wondrous woman
>What are you, some sort of fucking Aqua man?
Jesus CHRIST, ZacK...
>YOUCH! WHADDA GRIP! YOU DO NOT WANT TO HAVE BATMAN VS SUPERMAN DAWN OF JUSTICE WITH THIS PERSON!
why is this allowed?
>Man that guy movies in a FLASH
JUST
>>77937828
>You're amazing, Diane! You're a real wondrous woman
>You're amazing, Diane!
>Diane
At least get the fucking names right
>>77937828
>What are you, some sort of fucking Aqua man?
There goes my sides
>>77937975
You have some low standards
>>77937958
FUCK
>superman saves people from a helicopter
>it aint me starts playing
SNYDER STOP
https://youtu.be/2Beda3kFNjo
Looks like /tv/ is trying to force meme again
>>77937828
are these actual lines? because that's sad
>>77938005
When will meme man be a super hero?
>Many don't share your opinion Mr Wayne. BATMAN v SUPERMAN will be a DAWN OF JUSTICE for this city.
come the fuck on Zack
>>77937985
Tell me don't remember the first wave of 2000s superhero movies doing this shit all the time.
I believe in Juden Heisenberg.
>>77938023
The second one is.
>>77938076
Captain America did it. Good thing he's just a boy from Brooklyn though
>>77938040
>Well I've had my fair share of CLOWNS dressed in purple suits mr.kent
>winks at camera
>>77938119
That wasn't him making a meta remark, it was him equating Superman to the joker to his face.
>>77938238
That is pretty mean desu senpai
>>77938238
That's a big insult.
>wow you're a wonderful woman to save us from that energy blast
>now lets fight this monster or it's doomsday for all of us
>>77937828
meme jew lex is shittiest lex
>>77937828
The "wink and a nudge" approach to their nicknames is embarrassing and a relic of the "camp era of superhero movies" that needs to die. It's the kind of garbage that you'd expect to see in a Schumacher shitfest.
>>77938328
FOR WHOM?
>>77938342
why does her shield say ART
>>77938364
What the actual fuck are you talking about? Because Perry called him "the" Batman? Because Nolan movies did that as well
>>77937828
> Diane
>>77938448
>If it was a Nolan film
"Bruce Wayne, I'm Lex."
"He wasn't alone."
"Uh, you don't get to invite reporters."
"He is not my plus one."
"Don't worry, he's not his guest."
"And why would I want him?"
"He was trying to interview your guests. He works for the newspaper. The Daily Planet."
"... Kent?"
>Holy macaroni! You do not wanna pick a fight with this big guy! Yow!
What the fuck were they thinking?
>>77938560
That he's fucking with them by being a flippant asshole. If you can't understand that, get yo chromosomes counted.
>>77938560
He is even forcing his voice to be higher pitch than normal. Is this suppose to appeal to the gay audience?
>>77937828
>We're some kind of Suicide Squad
Holy fucking shit
>You need to have some fun, Mr. Stone. You're so... *sigh* boring.
This seriously needs to stop. So fucking forced.
>>77937828
>Who the hell is this? Conan the Barbarian in tights?
>She's an Amazon? She's not even over six feet!
>>77937828
>A silent guardian, a watchful protector, a Dark Knight.
Literally walked out of the theater
>>77937990
ALREADY
>>77938560
i feel like this is later in the film, lex is already pitting them against each other and they haven't figured out the big picture but they've all figured out eachothers' secret identities. so instead of defensive small talk about their hometowns, they're intentionally taking pot shots at eachother to let them know that they know who they. Then Lex comes up and mocks both of them because he has them wrapped around his finger and they don't see it.
>>77938714
it was the end of the movie, though
>>77938795
Bats probably walkied in there knowing Kent was Supes
>>77937828
He's basically Sivanna
>>77938795
This would make too much sense. I'm sure this isn't going to happen.
>>77938857
DUDE PREP TIME LMAO
>>77938795
That would be pretty clever.
>>77938795
I thought it was obvious. He knows who they both are and wants Superman dead, as is the Luthor way, so he takes advantage of Bruce's already extreme aggression towards Superman and sets things in motion until they face off. Then when he realizes they won't kill each other (or they realize the truth) he unleashes his "other weapon".
Only thing is not too sure on who knows who in this scene between Clark and Bruce. Clark may not know yet, but at the very least Bruce knows who he is.
>>77937828
i liked it
does this make me a bad guy
>>77938441
It's all greek to me
>>77941089
Stupid for sure but not really bad.
>>77941089
No, it makes you a big guy.
>>77938560
He's doing a Landis impression.
LEX LANDIS.
>>77940392
Luthor asuming that Batman has a 100% chance of offing Sups is ridiculous. If he's so smart, he should have started a quarrel with another superpowered powerhouse
>>77941364
Maybe that's not the angle at all. Maybe Luthor is trying to get Bruce's neck snapped so he can aquire Wayne Enterprises.
Am I the only one who thinks Eisengberg's Lex is the perfect image of the young, hip cool CEOs that have come so prevalent in the digital age?
Like a Mark Zuckerberg type, or that image of fun working at Google has.
That sort of character is a better fit for modern audience than the guy sitting in his penthouse stroking a white cat.
>>77941553
then make a new character because he isnt lex.
might as well just make kent a SJW blogger for yahoo because who the fuck cares about newspapers anymore and claim that batman should now be a PoC cause diversity.
>>77941553
Because he played Zuckerberg
>>77938657
this movie's already doing enough to appeal to the gay audience
>>77937828
>this filename
>>77938436
Joker, obviously.
He hates Supes.
>>77941553
>young, hip cool CEOs that have come so prevalent in the digital age?
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>77944392
Uhhh, reality? The dot com boom produced a lot of very young millionaires that fit in this stereotype.
>>77943682
epik post!
>>77938714
>>77938849
>>77941506
He's likely set it up so he wins either way.
>>77937828
When did Moot get a lead role in BvS?Who?
>>77943682
>yahoo
>>77943700
Huhuehuehuehueh
>>77938441
If somebody can zoom in on it, I can take a crack at translating.
>>77941364
Could be an ideological choice. Lex is big on the whole human supremacy so if Superman is going to be killed it has to be done by a human, otherwise it has no real significance
>>77938328
For you.
>>77937991
The song is called Fortunate Son. Jesus Christ.
>>77944392
Jobs and his whole casual dudebro, jeans with no belt style and then the entire young entrepreneur CEO's that were almost never a thing 50-60 years ago
>>77938441
It says ΑΓΤ. A gamma, not an r. Of course, that isn't even a word so I'd imagine it's part of something else
>>77937828
I'm curious as to how the justifications for bad dialogue in this movie are going to go. My prediction is that people will blame Goyer even though they spend the last nine months going BASED TERRIO at every opportunity.
>>77941355
shut up landis
