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Name a better daughterfu
Protip: you cant.
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Yotsuba is the ultimate daughteru. But you're welcome to compete for second.
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Amethyst was grown in the ground that would become part of the United States.
Could she legally run for president?
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>>77910119
Best daughteru coming through
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>>77910637
> will run away If you move
> no possibility of sexual
Nope.

>>77910698
Disgusting
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>>77910119
In a perfect world I shouldn't want to sex my daughterfu.
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>>77910637
Nigger Nose
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>>77910119
When's this shit off hiatus?
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>>77910119
How old is she?
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>>77911041
Like a thousand years.
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>>77910119
>daughterfu
>Not wanting to wreck that shortstack-ass until she calls you daddy.
Oh, wait.
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>>77910748
I wouldn't vote for her.
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>>77910698
Not sure what are the requirements of a good daughterfu/daughter, but I think Carrie from Gumball could be a pretty good one, considering how much she cares for her cursed father.
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Are you you even trying?
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>>77911436
see >>77910782
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>>77910637
>>77910698
>>77911358
All good choices for daughterfu but best sonfu is Yugo without a doubt.
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>>77910698

She's cute, but her spookiness is too pure. I'd never be able to watch Japanese horror the same way again.
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>>77910119
Wouldraiseawayfromweirdcult/10
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>>77910119
Does that thing have some sort of syndrome?
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>>77912003
Amy is a qt pie you autistic faggot.
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>>77912003
She's a space rock what eats garbage, and is stuffed to the brim with self-loathing. Bitch got problems, but not nearly as deep as bird-mom.
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>>77910119
She's obnoxious.
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>>77910119
She is more like big sisteru.
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>>77910778
>Disgusting
Wow, look at mister Worst Opinion of the Year here
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Catgirl from Gotham hello?
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>>77910119
>daughterfu

OP, she's old enough to be your great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandmother.
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>>77911708
>>77910698
She and Carrie should totally handout sometimes, one is a sweet and innocent oriental ghost, another one is a sassy and friendly emo/gothic/punk rock ghost.
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>>77912398
For next Halloween we should think for a scenario where /co/'s popular ghost girls get to hang out with each other.
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>>77910119
Fat, purple and duck lips.

>>77910637
big nose, behaves like a bitch.

>>77910698
dead. You might as well daughterfu a corpse.

>>77910758
animals cannot be daughters

>>77911436
It's clemen time!

>>77911607
spoiled brat getting spoonfed his victories

>>77911663
what the fuck, man? this is a blue board.
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>>77910119
are you fucking kidding me?
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>>77912398
Carrie would hate hanging around a kid and Erma would hate being around a bitch.
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>>77912581
> calling a shapeshifter alien who is clearly a short stack fat
Wew
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>>77912649
and with all her power, she decides to be fat, purple and having duck lips.
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>>77912701
She only had a fat mentors to go off of.
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Oh is this a competition?
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>>77910782
I know what you mean
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>>77912874
Good choice. But isn't that cinnamon roll is too good to this sinful world? I bet no one can take that responsibility.
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>>77912925
You're right. I couldn't.

I will take her brother then.
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>>77912316
Amy was released from the kindergarten much more recently. She wasn't even there for the war.
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>>77910119
A daughteru shouldn't be in such a scandalous pose.
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Elzee
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>>77910119
put that hambeast away from /co/
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>>77911125
Is she? She was still a kid when Greg was trying to smash Steve's mom.
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Coming thru
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>>77913086
She was there for the American revolution, and was around for the construction of the temple. And she was alive and alone at the kindergarten long before the other Gems got there.

At the very least she's 1000 years old.
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>>77910119
Peridot is a better daughterfu. Not THAT Peridot!
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>>77911125
>Was just a kid when Rose met chubbyboi
What?
Than how fucking old is Greg?
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Fuck you and your cartoons, best comics daugtherfu
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>>77913793
I was actually expecting that Peridot.

Where did that animation come from btw?
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>>77910119
>daughterfu
eternal disgust.
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>>77910119
>Protip:
using the word "daughterfu" is proof enough that you shouldn't reproduce, even if you are white, as unfortunate as it.
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Reminder that daughterus are not for sexual.
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>>77913912
tumblr

http://nyssabetts.tumblr.com/post/106692996528/its-finally-complete-thecommaspace-put-all-of-it
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>>77913930
What about waifu?
>even if you are white
>Muh beautiful white childrun!
Nevermind opinion discarded.
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go back to trash
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>>77913783
Rose maintained the Kindergarten, and you don't age when you're dormant. Amy's just over 250
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>>77913962
yep, waifu is degenerate too, sorry you can't accept that white people created the best system there is in this shitty world Pajeet/muhammed.
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>>77913868
daughter nothing, Troll is waifu material
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>Daughterfu
>Waifu and daughter mixed together
Stop.
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>>77914038
> sorry you can't accept that white people created the best system there is
>white people
>Democracy was invented by shitskin greeks, romans and Indians thousands of years before
>First to spark ideas about liberty and western ideals were subhuman frenchmen who still continue to plague the world and europe today with that "system"
Go back to not bathing your coffee shop Basil, the first world doesn't need your disgusting kind here.
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>>77914092
>mixed together
nah, Waifu is from the bastardization of "wife" since Nips add their "u" syllable to western words, as is "daughteru" a mix of daughter and the Nip pronunciation for daughter.

"Daughteru" is for people that are autistic enough to conceive that them and their waifu would have a female child, which is disturbing enough because weebs have difficulty enough discerning "cute" (as one may find their daughter) from "sexually attractive."
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>>77914207
>>>>>>>>>>>democracy
>>>>>>>>>>>best system
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The current system, aside from the kekold-union of europe. however, which separates church from state, by more importantly defining a set of universal morals, was created only recently through the thousand year process of moral refinement of christian values know as westernization.
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>>77914344
I never said democracy was the best, just that the French pretty much made it far far worse and ruined the west forever.
Their revolutions and philosophers pretty much threw out centuries of progress on those "christian values", and if you think that westernization is based on Christianity rather than what a bunch of conniving frenchies cooked up than you're an idiot.

We don't need to bomb Syria.
We need to fucking nuke paris already.
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>>77914492
Yeah, sorry to imply that the current system of US/EU values is perfect.

Civilizations which embraced "Christian values" is where western (best) civilization originated, despite how the Frenchie bastards bastardized it into "kill the rich" "philosophy." You should be advocating bombing the muds and modern France.
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>>77914700
It's not just the "kill the rich" philosophy, it's democracy as a whole they bastardized. The french pretty much invented liberals.

And oh nonono, who gives a shit if a bunch of brown people live in France. The country itself and the french race are repulsive and Englishmen should have wiped them out a millennium ago. That's like saying you bomb the Death Star to kill a few Stormtroopers. French ideals need to be eradicated. Brown people aren't the one poisoning politics and the world in coffee shops and writing literature that's set the world back ideologically hundreds of years with vapid thought-terminating nonsense. People that think too much and think themselves clever are far more dangerous than people go give little thought at all.
If I had a time machine I'd kill Joan of Arc and than Rousseau right away, and ensure the "Social Contract" is never written.
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>>77913686
>>77913686
She's a shapeshifter. Also it's a bit of a plot contrivance in of itself.

She as well as Garnet and Purl(Who canonically thousands of years old) were depicted as younger in the flashback episode as well just to show that it was in the past.
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>>77911041
>>77911125
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>>77914832
Remember that episode where Steven's age kept changing? That's how gems work, they'll look the age they feel mentally.
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>>77914882
>feels like a kid for thousands of years
>Just decides to look like an adult in the past decade or 2
That's stupidly convenient.
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>>77914774
idk, france+germany had a bunch of religious wars, I always thought that those combined led to the separation of state morality and religion. Democracy is always shit, depending on which mud race can outbreed the natives, which depends on manipulating the majorities good traits (altruism) into supporting the muds massive population gain to majority, whether mexicans or "syrians."
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>>77915005
>feels like a kid for thousands of years
>Just realizes that they have to grow up now that their mother-figure is gone and they have responsibilities of their own
I know, right?
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>>77915005
>feel like a kid for thousands of years
>mother-figure dies in childbirth
>no longer the baby of the group
>have to try to be more responsible so you don't accidentally kill the thing
>realize it looks up to you, and may emulate the things you do
>suddenly lumped with all this responsibility you're not ready for and never asked for
>appearance changes to that of a teenager/young adult

it checks out
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>>77915005
It's almost like something incredibly significant happened to alter their mental age in the past decade.

Like, I don't know, the loss of their leader who was like ten times stronger and smarter than all of them combined and was all about being maternal and protective.
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>>77915080
>>77915077
>>77915052
The part of me that's not a retard wants to shout "NEEEEEERRRRRRDSSSSS!", but I know that the socially acceptable thing to do right now is go "tumblr!".
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>>77910698
Strictly for hugs
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>>77910698
Literally who?
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>>77915018
The entire idea of "Goverments exist to serve their people and people are entitled to natural rights so gimee gimee gimee hooray democracy" is an inherently french concept put forth by the french race.

Back when the enlightenment was still kicking off, the concept of "Liberals" vs "Conservatives" came about when the King wanted to preserve the old order, Monarchy, with the entitlements demanded from a new Democracy that wished to be instated.
The Conservatives sat to the Right of the king and wanted to preserve the old order. The Liberals sat to the Left of the king and wanted him to step down. That is the go to definition of where Lib vs Con came from.

Centuries before that muslims and islamic peoples lived in Spain and France and had achieved great strides in architecture and math (holding onto and working off the old records from the Greeks) while most of Europe was still medieval. The French race made things so so so much worse for everybody once they had their little revolution. The world would be much better off if the Germans had just wiped them out in WWII and made sure Frenchies could never breed or repopulate again.
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>>77915119

I could never have Louise as a daughterfu. I'd almost certainly end up in jail due to her actions.

Or... for other reasons.
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My daughter > Your daughter
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>>77915273
>I'd almost certainly end up in jail due to her actions.

How can you say you love your daughteru when...

>Or... for other reasons.

Get the fuck out.
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>>77915315

You wish.
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>>77915315
Good taste. Pacifica used to be on my shitlist on until NMM. Before her it was Mabel. For some reason as the series progressed Mabel seemed to be more selfish to me.
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>>77915377
Boco, Robots don't even have souls.
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>>77915423
Neither does Boco.
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>>77915423

Why does that matter?

>>77915432

I think I do...
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>>77911663
This is just too cute I wonder if someone actually find it lewd?
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>>77915271
The idea of "gibsme-dat" was around far before the france, an evident in the Romans (bread+circus). Old vs New certainly has been an ongoing theme since far beyond French times, but yes, that is perhaps where the balance tipped.

That said, I've been tipsy since the conversation started, but I'll remember what you've said. Thank you for introducing ideas I haven't seriously considered yet, such as islam's influence on france pre-crusade times, etc. It is interesting to consider what led to these revelations in france, before the Martel reclaimed+radicalizations.
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>>77910637
>Riley
Good taste

>also mfw she reminds me of my younger self as well as a classmate I had a crush on
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>>77910758
fucking fag detected get out of this thread you furfag
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>>77915337
A faggot like you should not tell anons to get the fuck out.
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>>77915913
Do you remember where you are?

STFU
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One waifu is a given. Is it possible to have more than one daughterru, though?
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>>77915965

Yes, yes it is.

Just look at all those shows on TLC about people with, like, 20 of them.
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>>77915119
That art is by Polyle, Scrapper. You had previously drunkenly admitted to religiously following his work but later said you were just drunk. You are now posting a piece by Polyle sober. Just admit you're a lolicon, Scrapper.
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>>77910986
The most pressing question in my mediocre life right now.
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>>77916024

Wait what? I didn't know this was Polyle I just found it on google search and I didn't think much of it.
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>>77916100

You are a terrible liar.
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>>77916100
It's a crop with added transparency around the actual image.
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>>77916165

You honestly think I would keep something of his if I knew he drew with those filthy hands of his? I already deleted it because it probably was cropped lolicon or something

>>77916219

And there we go.
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>>77910119
Follow the Prophet in word and deed.
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>>77916280
>You honestly think I would keep something of his if I knew he drew with those filthy hands of his?

Yes. He has an extremely distinct style. You know who he is, you've seen his work, so there's literally no way you could not know he drew it unless you're a gigantic gibbering retard.
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>>77916338

You act like I keep track of every fucking artist here. It's not like he's a fucking shadbase or a legoman where you can easily see it in 10 seconds.
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>>77916412
>It's not like he's a fucking shadbase or a legoman where you can easily see it in 10 seconds

Damn, how does one contradict themselves so easily? Yes he is. He's actually somewhat popular.
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>>77916661
>giving a shit about a pedo trip
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>>77916968
Nah, son this nigga's just too funny. It's like I'm cross-examining Frank Sahwit.

And on that note, I'd like my daughterfu to be Trucy Wright. Mostly because I love magic tricks.
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>>77916926

He's only popular with lolicons. Normalguys like myself would never even hear about him on tumblr.
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>>77910119
She was not a toddler in the flashbacks. Greg, garnet, pearl, and rose are all just super tall.
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>>77911436
ask not for whom the bell tolls

it tolls for Lee
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Amethyst thread?
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>>77915913
I'm sorry my beautiful daughter makes you upset.
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Penny Peterson, even if she is full of herself.
Mom is hot too.
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>>77917179
>Normalguys like myself
>child molesting animal torturing "drunk" furry autistic attention whore on a malaysian wood-block forum
>on tumblr

>Normalguys like myself
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>>77916282

Wouldn't be my daughter as I'd never fuck a sand nigger
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>>77920762

None of what you said about me is true.
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>>77910119
sorry mate , i already have a pet
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>>77920831
>inb4 half dozen screencaps
>inb4 crapper says they are "out of context"
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>>77910119
Ruby Rose.
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>>77920831
What about all those turtles, Scrapper?
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>>77914983
I know you're not planning to daughterfu her at all.

>>77915119
We all know what you want with her, scrapper.

>>77915167
you can't hug a ghost

>>77915231
boring daughter

>>77915315
dumb bimbo

>>77915400
boring daughter

>>77917021
annoying ungrateful bitch

>>77920393
furry shit

>>77920554
oh my god, what's wrong with her head?

>>77921507
she doesn't looks like the kind of daughter that would follow orders. Also, she is too white. That's kinda gross.

>>77921906
she is sad because she looks like a man.
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>>77922166
What kind of sad man shows up in a thread like this and says mean things about little girls?

Were you hurt as a child, anon?
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>>77922191
I was.
And suffered through a lot of PTSD as well. Even trying to commit suicide when I was 12.
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>>77922203
I'm sorry to hear that, anon. I'm glad you're still alive though. Suicide leaves behind a hurt that your loved ones can never really recover from.

I grew up in a household where a man I never knew, my mother's brother, killed himself when I was a baby, and it really shaped a lot of my young life. My mother never really recovered and it shows in the way she treats me. Not badly of course, but you could tell she was always terrified of it happening to me, no matter how happy I was.

So please keep living anon.
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>>77922270
Th-thanks.
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>>77922191
Stop daughteruying animals.
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>>77910119
>daughterfu
Stop that.
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>>77922338
Hang in there, buddy.

>>77922369
Why? They're clearly the most pure.
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>>77920788
you could adopt her and steer her from her desert scum faith
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>>77912306
holy fuck i feel illegal. in a couple of years she'll-

fuck.
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>>77922166
>she doesn't looks like the kind of daughter that would follow orders.
I don't know how many orders I'd actually give my kids.
>Also, she is too white. That's kinda gross.
Her dad is pretty tan, actually She just takes after her mom. Or he spray tans. Also, that's a pretty awful thing to say.
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You know its true.
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>>77922725
Phantys a shit.
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>>77922612
Mah niggas.
Her sister's great as well, though not as much daughteru material.
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Not for sexual, of course. Too pure.
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>>77923022
I don't know, man. Little Kid Yang was pretty adorable.
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She really could have used a loving home.
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come on, no one mentions her yet?
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>>77924796
Eileen is too mature to be a daughter in my eyes. I mean she's got a job and lives on her own.

The best part of having a daughteru is raising them.
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>>77924909
Oh, never mind then. But I think Eileen could be a precious family member material. Man, why can't some females as mature as her? "Most" female students I knew in high school were either hypocritical bitches or some downright retards.
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>>77925055
Huh, what is that supposed to be?
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>>77925146
This>>77925055
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>>77925130
>He doesn't know Sanser.
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>>77925166
Oh, I got it now. Anyone recommend SuperJail here? I am considering watching that during winter break.
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>>77925225
I like it. I heard it falls apart in later seasons but what I saw early on was pretty satisfying.
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>>77912581
Duck lips are excellent for sucking dick.
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>>77922725
I couldn't daughter Phanty. She's too hard to keep track of. If I daughtered any of the ghouls it'd be Sibella or Tanis.
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>>77925310
this is a daughterfu thread.
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>>77925986
Yes and?
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>>77910119
Yes, I can.
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>>77926044
I didn't know we were doing /v/.
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>>77926082
>buddy
Good taste, she is not for sexual.
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>>77926082

I didn't know people wanted violently psychotic crackheads as their daughter, especially ones who will run as far away from you as possible, but go for it.
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>>77926020
No. You want Sex. With your daughterfu. You sick fuck. Azula is afraid of you
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>>77926233
Well hopefully if I got a chance to raise them instead, neither of them would be as fucked up.
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>>77926302

Since fucked-up upbringings causing lasting psychological damage is the running theme in either, I'd bet anybody could do better at raising either of the two. Just keep Buddy away from anybody with the name Cheeks.
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>>77926376
>Cheeks
>Not Sticky
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>>77926309
look what you did.
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>>77926526
but not from you. She will just cower in fear if you try. Because she knows what you really are.
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>>77926477

Well, that's just a natural thing to do. Never trust a guy who calls himself Sticky.

The funny thing is, even before The Joyful tried to redeem him as a character, all the child rape Sticky's implicated in is essentially Brad projecting his fears onto a likely candidate. I'd love to see the design documents for The Painful's design process, but back when it was Kickstarted each uncle had a class and role in a four-person party system, like the game was essentially Post-Apocalyptic Earthbound. Guess what Cheeks's class was?

My guess is that Rick and Sticky didn't stab Cheeks. Buddy did it, either as an attempt to escape while Brad was strung out, or because Cheeks tried to fuck Buddy in the chaos of the raid. It's a damn shame there wasn't any Cheeks flashbacks, it's almost a missed opportunity.
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>>77926653
Wow, shit. I never knew that. I kinda jumped on the LISA train a little late, so I missed all that early stuff.

I always thought it was kinda weird how Cheeks never really did anything in the story. Also Rick did nothing wrong.
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>>77910119
Not even a question, I'd have to change the combo to my gun safe every week or so but it'll be worth it.
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>>77928314
>owning guns
>And a Louise

It's like you want to die.
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>>77928396
Hopefully by then I would have been able to teach her how to survive alone. Or at the very least there's probably enough meat on me to last her a month.
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There is only one viable option.
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Space daughteru!
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>>77922521
Stay strong anon. You can do it!
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>>77928518
>Wanting a sissy slut for your daughter

Shameful. You know you just want him to fuck him

Daughterus are not for sexual.
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>>77928788
Dipper is all our beloved daughter
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>>77922166
>dumb bimbo

Spoken like someone who has no idea what he's saying, but I still can't let slide.
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>>77929705
why would you reply to that
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>>77925310
>>77928635
not for US. but we want grandkids, don't we?
i'm not gonna be one of those dads that wants to murder all his daughter's dates and just wants her to be a spinster forever.. that's fucking creepy, like he wants her for himself. and it's creepy when all of our moms did it to us too but that was more of a 'being taught to hate mature masculinity by lifetime' thing I think
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>>77914882
oh fuuuuuck you just made that episode make sense for the first time

so in those flashback pictures where they look basically identical except theyre in period costume (And somehow have photography or whatever) they were just feeling grown up that .. century
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>>77928314
Louise really jars me in episodes where we're reminded she's still a kid. I wish I could be a little kid in her universe and attempt to foster a /ss/ relationship with her. I'd let her smack the living shit out of me if that's what she's into, I don't care as long as I can be with her. I just hope our relationship can actually last without me dying or going to jail due to the shit she pulls.
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>>77929831
Wow, what pitiful level of SU lore education. This is what happens when you ban /sug/. Can't wait for the fucking hiatus to end.
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>>77910698
>>77912874
Best.
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>>77930134
i dont into /sug/ much. never saw the appeal, just boring. but I like the show
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Rubiloli is cute as fuck. So glad we're getting an aged up version of her and Flopin as more prominent characters in S3.


>>77924796
good choice
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>>77930378
And here you are, ignorant about lore. But yes, it's 90% shitposting.
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>>77930552
hey it aint that easy to understand. the lore is handed out in tiny pieces, and i NEVER rewatch it. maybe i should.
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>>77930101
Louise x that one wind demon that turned into a kid and seduced jade
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>>77930101
>thinking you take stop Logan/ Louise
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>>77931216
Logan is a pussy. I'd sooner believe she will take the minion relationship she has with the twins to the next level and lets them sandwich her.
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>>77931216
>>77931746
>implying
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>>77931781
This ship is even weaker. There's no way this pathological loser gets with Louise. His only chance is pity and we all know Louise is a stone cold sociopath who feels no such thing.
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>>77931849
They have been getting closer and she's been a "bad" influence on him. He becomes more like her every episode he's in. They also make each other laugh. They're good for each other and they'll end up together.
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>>77922166
>Too white
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Best daughterfu coming through.
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>>77931877
>So Louise, how's your regular-sized romance?
>OH! YOU ARE SO CLEVER! I've NEVER heard that one before!
>Whee-eeeze!
>Stop laughing, Rudy, it wasn't that funny!
>It (wheeze) was! (cough cough)
>It was funny the first few times
>(it's still funny)
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>>77932512
Fucking adorable
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>>77932841
i mean let's face it.. she gets schoolgirl crushes on bad boys, but in the end she's gonna marry someone like her dad. Rudy falls into that category
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>>77910119
well, that's a given, since It's against the rules
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>>77933949
But which one? If it's not the pink one, then get the fuck out my face.
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>>77934046
out of your face, get your face the fuck away from me!
But I'll give you a clue; the characters I'm thinking about are related and one of them has a slightly similar story to another character in a relatively young cartoon where you can observe a clear reference to pic related
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>>77933144
That's actually a good thing though. Without someone relatively levelheaded and not too impulsive she'd end up in jail. For something funny and clever but jail regardless. I don't even want to think what would happen in a jail unfortunate enough to house Louise.
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>>77934434
Jesus christ fuck you aspie. Pinkie best daughter
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>>77934512
she'd be running the place pretty quickly but the restaurant would go to pot without her there
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>>77934654
Bob would be heartbroken over losing his favorite child and only competent employee. I'm sure Louise would get out of jail with a lot of connections though. I'm sure she'd manage to get out early for good behavior. She's clever enough to never get caught and cute enough to get off scot-free if she did.
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>>77934872
>employee
i thought she'd be running it by then
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>>77934517
I like sweetie belle more.
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>>77910119
OP, you're my nigga.
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>>77934936
It depends on how quickly she ended up in jail. Bob is going to hold on to that restaurant until he's too weak to move. I'm assuming it'll be co-owned by her soon after she's legal.
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>>77935147
if louise is smart she'll sell bob's burgers and either buy bob a burger place in an area actually SUITED for it (read: not a new england bay tourist town) or buy him a proper gourmet restaurant, something he seems a lot better suited for
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>>77935408
Most restaurants have seasons where they're busy, ie bagel places do business best during the school year and kind of die on vacations and with a tourist town it's just a bit more extreme.

Though with Louise she's just as likely to burn everything down for insurance before asking if they have it.
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>>77936069
well yeah she wont be able to afford it otherwise
only she's gonna TRIPLEbluff it. PRETEND to burn it down, collect the insurance, sell the restaurant to someone who wants to build a new building in the spot. When they discover it doesn't need to be rebuilt, she just says "oh then I can have my money back" and before they know what's happening (or the fact that fischoeder actually owns it) they've paid her both what the original AND what the burned-out husk would have cost, so she has that plus the insurance money and they're stuck with the insurance fraud claim because they now own the place.

fuck, fisch would probably just be willing to play into those shenanigans
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>>77934517
said the ponkfag
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Reminder that daughterus are not for sexual

If you for sexual them, then you no longer have a daughteru, you have a waifu
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>>77939169
Worked for Hikaru Genji
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>>77920831
Thanks.
I needed a laugh.
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MEGANEKKO FOX LOLI
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>>77942287
You're being weird

Don't be weird
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>>77910119
She a cute.
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>>77946465
Who is this fuckin' animal crossing character?
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>>77946639
Elzee, from Zou
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>>77944893
yes, she looks like a ham
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>>77946937
An adorable, airborne ham.
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>>77917224
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>>77926302
>mentally deranged murderer
>edgy goods damaged beyond repair
>cute
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>no oldschool
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>>77928314
autist daughter

>>77928518
man

>>77928547
rape victim/impure daughter

>>77929705
she looks like one

>>77930394
annoying and probably as dumb as the father.

>>77931955
where did you find her? a trashbin?

>>77932841
canon rapist yandere daughter

>>77946465
animals can't be daughters

>>77944893
fat purple rocks cannot be daughters

>>77947773
she is worried because her eyes are dots.
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>>77947814
You're right. The best daughterus are always from /a/.
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>>77947934
>liking background-tier daughters
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>>77946954
there's a post i feel like capping
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>>77948057
>background
confirmed for not seeing a classic
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>>77948152
she looks very background tier to me.
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>>77946937
>>77946954
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>>77947814
>animals can't be daughters
On all levels except physical, I am a zebra.
[brays]
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>>77948398
>except physical
this means you're not.
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>>77910119
are you even trying?
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>>77948477
It's a meme you dip
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>>77948559
yeah, you were just 'pretending'.
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>>77947814
Please leave.
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>>77914092
holy shit, I can't believe there's people THIS new here
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>>77948277
>he doesnt know
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>>77949325
that's not how it works though
it'd be dotteru or more likely dottaa
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>>77949365
that's just the course it's taken, I don't make the rules
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DONE!
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>>77949408
no but there are rules, and the course it has taken is wrong. plus it hasn't taken any ONE course. you can (and must) still fix it
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Can't Shaky the Flaky.
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>>77949880
Parenting Flaky is a death sentence and you know it
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>>77949880
>flaky
oh god is that dandruff in her quills
i thought she was strawberry or something
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>>77950083
she can't get rid of it because reaching in will impale her hands. If only there was someone who could pick it out with tweezers...
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>>77950345
or yknow, start from the root and pick it outward, because the barbs point that way (i think? or maybe it's the other way)
anyway it's not like picking it out solves anything
anyway if i recall, porkyquills cant hurt you if they get wet. that's how they fuck, the male pees on the female first to soften her up
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>>77950022
I'll protect her.
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>>77934936
But that's wrong, of the fillys apple bloom is clearly the correct choice.

>>77937352
> pinkie is autistic. Now.
If anyone, it's maud. But maud is sexy as fuck too.
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>>77951479
why is she now a rabbit
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>>77951711
Because Japan.
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>>77948713
just because i'm right?
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>>77951803
Because your autistic daughter judging lists are spoiling this good fun.
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