How can Clem find happiness?
>>77898726NotWith me.
Drugs and booze.
Lots of drugs and lesbianism.
>>77899003
>Smoke weed
>No qt3.14 naked green girl magically emerges from the smoke and makes out with me
Am I not inhaling right?
This has already been asked by Douglas before.
Are Clem and Bennet dating?
>>77899029
Haha I hate myself
>>77899149
yes
>>77899149
Maybe
>>77898726
If I can't find happiness I don't see why anyone else should.
>>77899058
You have to BELIEVE.
>>77899415
I don't know
>you will never bathe with your cute possum gf
Life is pain
Life is endless pain
Do you guys know a Clem in your lives irl?
>>77899029
thank mr skeltal
>>77900108
Yup.I'm one of her two boyfriends
>>77900108
My older sister, and she grew up to be a wasteoid.
>>77900469
>two boyfriends
This will end horribly.
>>77900484
We're in three different cities.
>>77900469
>>77900504
she's not a Clem then, no way a Clem would do long distance
>>77900504
>long distance polyamorous relationship
This will end horribly.
>>77900484
>not knowing the joys of double vaginal
>>77900108
The only people who live like her I know are all really friendly and jovial, the people I know with the same attitude live totally different lifestyles from her
Sometimes i aks, will lauren check this threads?
>>77900568
if I were a woman the amount of cocks I would try to fit inside me at once would be frightening.
>>77898726
>How can Clem find happiness?
By admitting to herself that Raccoon Boy is her soulmate.
>>77899618
>>77899149
Can you repeat the question?
>>77900612
She apparently used to spend her days smoking, drinking, making art, and browsing 4chan.
Probably.
>>77900612
Well judging from the comics, it won't be surprising she does.
>>77900108
I used to have a crush on a girl who was a bit like Clem, only my crush kind of had SOME of her shit together
Haha I hate myself
>>77900108
I've got a handful of lads that are like Clem's gang but most of my grill friends is white Instagram tier (considering on how they act in my 3rd world shithole country).There's something that I find attractive to a pretty chill girl like Clem but I know deluding myself with these standards would only end in disappointment ;_;
>>77898726
Is this the comic that is basically an unfunny version of Meg, Mog and Owl?
>>77900935
Shut up.
>>77900108
Only once but we weren't really friends. I used to be sort of like her 5 or 6 years ago but now i've gotten my shit together finally. Half my foot still stand with trashy, yet well-meaning friends who are poor or depressed.
>>77899029
Haha I hate myself
It's true tho.
>>77900108
I am Clem.
I'm a fucking depressed loser and I hate myself but for some reason people like me. I don't get it.
>>77900935
Only if MMO is the Australian version of It's always Sunny .
>>77900627
He's not though. He's definitely going to cheat on her
>>77898726
She should go back in the /trash/
There's an Opossum that constantly tears into my garbage. I want to kill by some means but figure the damn thing is eating garbage and probably drunk just like Clem.
>>77900469
One of the rare appearances of a literal kek in 4shin
>>77902605
What? I see them all the time!
>>77904246
Clem will never into happiness.
>>77901590
If you are a grill
a) if your friends are guys, they want to have sex with you
b) if your friends are also bbqs, you make them look better when you hang around them
if you are a fag
a) you likely supply your friends with drugspeople may just enjoy hanging around you, you make them laugh, perhaps
>>77905847
>If your friends are guys, they want to have sex with you
That's not true m8 not every guy in a group wants to have sex with the one qt girl in the group.
>>77900108
My sister kinda reminds me of her. She's not really depressed or self-loathing, but she smokes deathsticks and drinks a healthy amount regularly, makes a complete mess of her apartment, rarely cooks for herself, and is a college dropout. Better off than Clem, but still kinda trashy
>>77906155
have you fucked her yet?
>>77906292
Sadly, no - I'm into guys, not girls
>>77906352
how many guys has she fucked, and have you fucked any of the guys she's fucked before?
>>77905950
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaya okay yeah 5% of all the men who have female friends don't want to fuck them
>>77905950
It's always true mate. It's never not true. It's how biology works. Guys don't hang out with women just for the conversation. They want the puss.
>>77906155
>>77906292
>>77906352
>>77906412
>the fact that she's his sister isn't why he doesn't want to fuck her, it's that he's gay
You people are weird.
>>77907106
>>77906632
you're an idiot.
>>77898726
Is that the full comic or is that a crop from a larger one? Source if so?
>>77908533
Crop from the newest one.
>>77908765
hold the fucking phone.
bennett goes to school?
>>77908868
He has for a while. He's in art school or some faggy shit like that.
Douglas is a student too I think.
>>77900108
Clem's life is pretty similar to most of the people I knew for the first 2 years when I dropped out of college.
>>77908956
>art school
how did I not think of this. makes way more sense for a guy in his 25s or something to end up in something as meaningless and soulless as art school.
i mean he still hangs out with clem and co. doesn't get any dead-end-ier than that
>>77899029
Haha I hate myself
here's the story so far ITT
can we reach a bingo? double bingo?
>>77900469
>girl with 2 boyfriends
is one gay?
>>77909440
Missed the MMO post? >>77900935
>>77909493
oh shit
i was too distracted by the kek guy
mark it on your boards, everyone!
i dont count >>77907106 as a robert one cause its not specifically calling him out
Do you think this series will have any guest artists in the future?
>>77906666
What if they are ugly women?
>>77907121
Wait, how do lizard people work in this case when they are already animals?
>>77899029
Haha I hate myself
>>77900108
Yeah, she kucked me.
We go out to brunch sometimes.
>>77909671
They're all mammals though, just like Zootopia.
>>77909671They're the in-universe equivalent of Jews
>>77909895
That's so speciest. Maybe it's the same universe in both?
There's a spooky skeleton inside you right now
>>77910726
I do that all the timeIs it really that bad?
>>77900469
what's perpetual sloppy seconds like?
>>77909476
fucking a girl while a guy fucks you feels surprisingly good.
>>77900108
My best friend, aside from the smoking because she as asthma
>>77914037
Getting spitroasted feels better.
If I can be real for a second...
I would love some scrundle.
>>77914381
The fuck is scrundle?
so does the artist browse 4chan?
it seems like it
>>77900108
Kinda. Her name's Pam. Short hair. Car was until very recently a mobile trash dump, reportedly.
>>77909581
I hate this shit so much. It's like a combination of a ton of things I don't like to see in (fan) art.
>>77915057
Well it's not fan art, just a trashy opossum.
>>77915789
>>77915057
My only problem is the suspenders. Either use em or don't wear them people.
>>77909671
That's the joke.
All the characters are mammals.
>>77915057
It's not fan art. Possums are just naturally gutterpunks.
Dammit, /co/, I quit smoking and this makes me want to go buy a pack.
>>77916150
This >>77908765 comic where she's craving nicotine actually made me drunk drive to the gas station for some smokes and more booze.
>>77914037
>tfw I will never do this
fuck
>>77916150
Same here. Just remember that disappointing feeling when you put out the first one. It helps me.
>>77914037
>double sex feels good
>surprising
tfw no bfhaha I hate myself
>>77899029
Haha I hate myself
>>77916402
>wanting a boyfriend
>not having fuckbuddies
Love is a lie, committed relationships all faill or reach a mutually tolerable level of hatred and desperation.
Just have friends and also have sex with those friends.
>>77916468
why don't you ask him to buy a whore while you're at it
you get more or less the same amount of STD
>>77916402
London?
>>77916468
But I hate having friends.
>>77909335
pretty sure Bennett is in his early 30's, I think
>>77900108
Several, one of them ODed and died last year. RIP.
>>77916672
>paying for sex
>when people exchange it with you for free
>>77916468
I know you're right, but the people I get along with aren't into that idea (or even gay). I'd just like to meet a cool dude who I get along with really well and would be down to fuck without any romance bullshit. But unfortunately, trying to be realistic about love in relationships has given me really unrealistic standards. I basically want to date/fuck myself.
>>77916684
nah
>>77916778
yyyeeah, the problem would be getting to know said people and aren't either ugly as all shit or living HIV pinatas.
>>77916962
>caring about whether you live or die
well look at mr. fancy britches over here. Did you go to harvard pretty boy?
>>77900108
A girl in one of my classes
she's really nice, but boy does her life seem a bit rough
>>77917001
alright that made me kek
turn the herpes down a notch will ya
>>77900108
>>77900108
This does remind me of someone who I used to hang with. She did a lot of drugs, I was just getting into weed, it was fun. She's batshit crazy, pretty fun, and currently dating this other batshit crazy guy. They're made for each other, or at least I'm not really interested in what she's doing right now. At least she's not dead.
>>77917167
Based radio dial nipple anon ;_;7
>>77909440
Was this already a thing before?
I barely see any Habits thread.
>>77917167
>my capture got saved
it's the little things
>>77900108
>tfw have no Clem friend
;_;
>>77918189
i made it recently and only posted it like once
i put some difficult spots like habits merch or else it'd be too easy to get a full board most of the time
>>77916468
You'll never find love with that sort of mindset, Anonymous!
Different strokes for folks, etc. All I've felt from casual sex like that is momentary pleasure. A life of sole fwb isn't for everyone
>>77910726
Which joints is she supposed to be cracking here?
>>77921327
Shoulder I think.
>>77921642
>>77921005
The fuck is scrundle?
>>77921702
>>77921771
>>77921714
the juice is loose!
If someone offered you some scrundle would you partake?
>>77921845
If only to find out what it was, and assuming the juice is loose
>>77921845
No, the doctor will want the real name of what I took after they find me sleeping under a bike stand in Utah with a cheeseburger in my backpocket.
>>77921882
Tfw whenyou are burgerpants[spoler]
>>77922499
That possum is fucking adorable
>>77923801
>>77923805
>>77923823
Why is this comic so comfy?
>>77924348
Because the characters feel like real people.
>>77917167
I don't know whether to laugh or feel.
>>77909440
>actually not enough space for bingo
>>77908765
Another comic, another reaction image. It's like clockwork.
Last upload looked blurry for some reason.
>>77928186
>>77928231
>>77899029
Haha I hate myself
>>77911159
Nah it's fine. The guy that won the 2009 Nobel prize in medicine had cracked his knuckles on one hand for years and years to prove there were no adverse effects.
Heck, science still doesn't even know where the popping sounds actually come from.
>>77929077
The Ig Nobel prize.
>>77909440
i'd fuck clem
>>77899029
Haha I hate myself
>>77929285
even despite this and scrunde we still don't have bingo
>>77917167
How do you screw up this badly?
>>77930906
>>77930990
>>77929077
They know exactly where the sounds come from. It's gas in little pockets that you squeeze.
>>77931887
Sort of like your joints are queefing.
