ORANGE BUTTCHEEKS RETURNS TONIGHT.
MORE /ss/.
FIFTH BROTHER PROBABLY GOING TO DIE - Edition
>Upcoming Releases:
http://www.swbooks.co.uk/updates/release.htm
>Newest Rebels Episode: Stealth Strike:
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B-BUx5evwAjIY3I5MGVVVkl0dmM&usp=sharing
https://mega.nz/#F!74IWgRaB!n3-8XegC_A8S1_RqYKLiew
>Newest Rebels Recon Episode:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnHGyCQbF4g
>Star Wars: Rebels MEGA (Season 1):
https://mega.co.nz/#F!UYQCwTwa!s-n8--buJPbauv6ylUo-DA
>The Clone Wars Legacy Content:
http://www.starwars.com/tv-shows/the-clone-wars-legacy
>Star Wars: Uprising: (/co/ Cartel: Loth-Cats)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpW6fOEvuSg
http://community.kabam.com/forums/showthread.php?568108-Newx-s-New-Player-Guide
>Star Wars: Commander (/co/ Squad: Empire - SheevSquad)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FXrcuPR4XQ
>All Canon Novels and Comics: (Including the Rebels UK Comics)
https://mega.co.nz/#F!2R5kDTqQ!WfrDla-jvDIn05U57T9hhQ
>Star Wars Audiobooks (Canon and Legends) and Motion Comics:
https://mega.nz/#F!w9tFCZxK!7zthk3nLz-0ATC9zxxEPuw
>Star Wars Legends Novels & Comics (Incomplete):
https://mega.nz/#F!AgVghZhQ!0SL9AVJvCbzUsRICuAoguQ
https://mega.nz/#F!j99HEbrC!GP5TSEEbrBYZIZ73xod4fg
>Canon Guide & Timeline:
http://imgur.com/a/wnoIs
>Star Wars /co/ Booru:
starwars.booru.org
>Star Wars Soundtracks MEGA (Work-in-Progress):
https://mega.nz/#F!xocwwSiT!M8RpDwmmI37P24_TRzBKug
So what would a task in the Outer Rim be called?
FIRST FOR BEST BOUNTY HUNTER
anyone playing the new EA gameGalaxy of Heroes?
As promised, the latest Star Wars.
Episode PREDICTIONS:
http://strawpoll.me/6160953
>>77874247
a Rim job
>>77874260
>>77874259
Literally the most cashgrab game I've ever played.
>>77874297
>feet unacceptable
>buttcheeks perfectly fine
Is double standard anon making the threads now? These generals are going down hill.
>>77874346
>>77874382
>>77874366
Orange Buttcheeks is like the oldest joke in these threads, where have you been mah nigga?
I used a webm from the TCW show as the OP picture, not fetish porn, dont see the problem.
Darkside is fun side!
>>77874408
>>77874408
R2 BTFO
>>77874441
>>77874428
>Orange Buttcheeks is like the oldest joke in these threads, where have you been mah nigga?
Just like Sheevposting?
>>77874474
>>77874495
Nope. Now please stop my man, lets talk about Star Wars.
Whatta' you guys hoping for from tonights episode?
>>77874259
I am.
Fucking impossible to unlock anyone remotely useful without spending money. Either that, or I've been spoiled on Future Fight.
>>77874506
>>77874428
There has never been fetish porn used as the OP in the these threads. Only the controlling shitposters ever perceive it as such and thus try to ruin the first 100 or so posts bitching about it. Literally, no one actually cares.
>>77874428
Don't bother explaining anything to the newfags. Just ignore.
>>77874459
There's always someone with a bigger droid dick.As the issue proves the small ones are still dangerous when they spooge at you.
>>77874537
>>77874553
Yeah, let's just post fetish porn.
>>77874567
>>77874428
I've never seen any fetish porn here..
Wait seriously? You guys don't think Ahsoka is going to take at least one of the Inquisitors?
Oh man, I think there may be some surprise in store if that's the case.
>>77874599
>>77874506
Goddamn, this is awful.
>>77874640
>>77874667
>>77874644
More specific?
>>77874701
>>77874701
>han being a retard
I like it
Do you like Figran D'an and the Modal Nodes?
>>77874727
>>77874522
I've got a First Order pilot and IG-88 from being freebo so I don't know what the hell the problem is.
>>77874807
>>77874807
I've seen enough hentai to know where - oh my. If this ends with Han and Aphra making out that will be the best thing ever.
>>77874807
this is retarded
>Dark Saber
TRIGGEREDITS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE
>>77874841
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>77874854
So how fast is the speed of dark?
>>77874841
>>77874829
Are you sure that's not IG-86?
>>77874829
Anyone who doesn't have Dooku is at a disadvantage, and anyone with 3 healers can force draws on pvp all day
>>77874853
Somewhere in the galaxy Boba Fett just started chuckling for no reason he can discern.
>>77874854
Black plasma doesn't sound outside the realm of possibility when people are swinging swords of plasma around.
>>77874880
>>77874880
I got that one, and it kicks a fair amount of ass. Then again, I've always been partial to the IG series.
>>77874884
I've been grinding for Dooku, and the drop rate on those shards is horrible.
>>77874807
>Vader has a Waifu that's a dumb ass
>Leia is attracted to idiot Han
Poetry
>>77874924
>>77874924
>VADER COMIC CAST JOBBING TO THE HEROES
This book sucks. I'm getting triggered.
>>77874853
This is Han Solo we're dealing with, not to mention Star Wars. You know, the guy who runs screaming after Stormtroopers and then suddenly runs back screaming because the Stormtroopers are now chasing him? Or when a box of tools fell on his head when he was fixing the Falcon? And he was part of the slapstick group involved in the whole Ewok net fiasco.
>>77874964
Vader is the only one that matters from his comic.
>>77874957
>>77874932
>>77875025
It's sad that my best hero is still the Jawa.
>>77875054
>>77875054
Damn, he's going to kill her on my god
>>77875054
Double keeell
Shiiet. Next issue when
>>77875086
Thank the gods that's over.
>>77875054
>>77875025
Are they going to compare Waifu and Husbando?
>>77875086
Luke and Han versus battle droids (and commandos at that!) will be most excellent. Hopefully they make something of a decent showing, not like those poor Magnaguard who were humiliated by TIE pilots, of all people.
>>77875054
>>77875096
does he know shes his daughter at this point?
>>77875125
Probably not.
>>77875107
Didn't you even look at the page, anon? It's only half ogre.
>>77875125
No, watch ROTJ again.
>>77875125
Hopefully not and he won't figure it out until ROTJ, or we'll never hear the end of it.
>>77875125
He only learns about it during his duel with Luke on Death Star II
>>77875192
Is Vader dumb?
>>77875054
Oh no, Leia is in danger, let's hope she survives this
INVASION storytime
>>77875257
>>77875257
>>77875257
>>77875224
He was tricked into the darkside so yeah.
>>77874520
A good fight.
Though considering that she's showing up at the Disney parks soon, it's very unlikely that they'll be killing off the Seventh Sister.
>>77875233
>yfw he kills Leia and replaces her with a synth
>>77875224
He's an odd mix of cunning and gullible.
>>77875311
Time for me to go to Disneyland.
>>77875269
This is much better than this Marvel book. Thank you.
>>77875224
He has no evidence that proves Leia is related to him other than the memory of Padme carrying twins. He didn't know either of them survived his turn to the dark side until Boba told him Luke's last name. The other twin could have been dead at any time between then.
The only people that saw the twins and knew their secret are dead by the end of ESB (Bail, Obi-Wan, Yoda) and Vader only talks to one of those three in the OT.
>>77875348
Dude, stop playing Fallout 4. It's rotted your brain and you've gone feral.
>>77875348
And then she shoots Sheev's mutant son to death with eye lasers?
>>77875424
Hey, that would be better than another convenient miraculous escape.
>>77874880
No it's 88. I've got a couple of 86 shards though, he doesn't seem all that useful.
Also been spending all my arena dosh to try and get Ventress because I'm a horrible waifufag.
>>77874382
R2 confirmed for constantly swearing
>>77875402
>stop playing Fallout 4
Never
>>77874474
>Flesh
Yep, he's Creepio, alright.
>>77875400
Vader had no idea that Padme was carrying twins
>>77875794
>AAAAAAAA
>I'LL NEVER FIND MORE RUNES WITHOUT ARMS, FARTOO
>WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP THIS
>people need the threat of death in a story for it to be good despite not being present at all for any of the main characters in Star Wars
loving every laugh
>>77875837
Didn't she tell him that in ROTS when she broke the news that she was pregnant?
>>77875920
she didn't say she had twins
As far as Space Dad knew he only had luke
In Stealth Strike, when Sato says that he is a member of the Corporate Alliance, is he bluffing or is that for real? Is the Corporate Alliance even still around? If so, that's a pretty dope alibi for running around with corvettes and A-wings.
>>77875054
>dem robo-thighs
The only good thing in this issue.
>>77876027
My mistake then, I remembered this scene wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTGvLP6NS_I
>>77876058
Clearly lieing
>>77876058
He's lying through his teeth. But yes, it also means the Corporate Alliance is still canon and a good alibi for the rebels to use at the time.
Dismembered and took a light Saber to the chest and still going. Tough fucking droid.
And damn it Leia, you're smarter than this. Otherwise a fun issue.
>>77876148
i wish they could have gotten someone better to deliver the lines
Someone that doesn't come off as a totally edgelord
He just seems to cringe worthy in these movies
Would have made the movie 10 times better if there was better delivery just with his character
>>77876698
>the Corporate Alliance is still canon
If it's in the movies, it never stops being canon you fucking tool. Never speak again.
>>77877576
Piss off, wanker
>>77875920
We only find out she is having twins when they are born, and it's a shock to Obi-Wan and Padme.
>>77877892
Usually Scanners and stuff would usually pick up that she had twins. I wonder if the force hid Luke or Leia to protect them? If the Emperor or Vader were to find out about one, the other would still be safe
So is the Ordo stream going to happen again tonight?
Hopefully. He said there would be last week.
If there's any interest, I can stream Revenge of the Sith while we wait or something
>>77878053
Could've been one of those times where the mom wants it to be a surprise and doesn't want the doctors to spoil anything about the ultrasound beyond the baby's health.
>>77877688
Fuck you, you fucking fuccboi.
Not my fault you didn't watch the movies.
Stream?!
>>77877688
>Corporate Alliance still a body after being on the wrong side of the Clone Wars
It's entirely possible they were going for the Corporate SECTOR.
>>77874707
>Ah, Poodoo
link to stream?
>>77874408
What the fuck? Does anyone think these droids are cool in the slightest? This is shit.
>>77878625
Only teenagers like them.
Waifuscum and kids are the Vader book's only supporters.
>>77878376
Maybe the CA evolves into CORSEC this time around. Is the Corporate Sector canon yet?
>>77878625
BT and 000 are the weakest part of the Vader comics, Aphra is salvageable, but those two are just cancer incarnated, pic related, mfw them every time. They are the closest thing to a Jar Jar in the new canon material.
>>77874408
Okay, this this just a little silly...
>>77878576
>>77878333
Ok, Revenge of the Sith coming up. Hopefully the streamer will show up in time for the new episode.
>>77878625
Plenty of writers just want to reinvent the wheel of IG-88 and HK-47, but BT and 000 feel like the writers are trying to hard. Too much slapstick this issue. Or, I don't know, not the right kind of slapstick.
>>77874506
I really miss all the grotesque sithspawn. Throughout The Clone Wars I was hoping they'd do an arc where the Jedi stumble upon a Sith alchemy research lab filled with all sorts of abominations, the clones Zillo, and maybe even a retooled Durge as an "It" creature since his physiology really lends itself to the horror genre.
Still hoping Rebels will pull through.
>>77878235
It's totally your fault. I was afraid that if I watched Star Wars, I'd transform into a fat miserable cunt just like you.
>>77878664
>Waifuscum and kids are the Vader book's only supporters.
Makes sense. But then why do people here defend it so hard?
>>77878664
b-but Reddit told me it was a great comic!
>>77878829
Hope. Same as with Rebels. We don't want nucanon to fail like certain parts of old canon. Sometimes we delude ourselves in an attempt to make it look better than it is.
>>77878804
I'm not a fat miserable cunt, you fucking shitlord shit. I'm like 6'10" and fuck hot chicks every goddamn day. What do you do? Jack off with your cheeto encrusted hands to your Star Wars waifus?
OH WAIT. You don't have any Star Wars waifus because you don't know shit about Star Wars like that the Corporate Alliance is mentioned in the films you fat hair walrus vagina.
Now bow down to your better, you fucking sleemo and eat my pussy.
>>77878935
senator chuchi is a qt
>>77878926
>fail
Star Wars was a billion dollar industry in the old canon and it's a billion dollar industry now. Star Wars is literally too big to fail.
>>77878728
Just an update; Streamer is 100% airing the new episode tonight. RotS is happening in the meantime, but delayed for like half an hour.
>>77874727
Does anyone else hate it when comics are done with Poser put through filters to look hand drawn?
>>77878567
Is it the poodoo or the fact that Han knew her? I mean we'd seen that she previously sold super rocket Droideka and super rocket Droideka accessories to rebel/pirate groups. Sounds like someone who would be talked about in smugger's circles.
Is there a moment in canon where Obi-Wan comes to terms with the fact that his best friend is Darth Vader? After the events of RotS, because in ANH he pretty much has no intention of trying to turn him back.
Anyone watching this?
>>77879185
Is this the hope >>77878926 was talking about?
>>77879216
Someone should stream it, so we can all watch it together
>>77878567
Jabba loves saying poodoo. Obviously some of the old crimeworm rubbed off on Han. I have the felling Hutt slime doesn't wash out easy.
>>77879341
>'Tis the season, then
>>77879384
UNLIMITED PRESENTS
>>77878935
>Chuchi
This man has excellent taste
>>77874807
Nic Cage reference
>>77874807
This is straight up imbecilic. Go fuck yourself, Aaron. I don't care how many Scalpeds and Southern Bastards you put out, you're dead to me.
>>77879341
Can you make his lightsaber look like a candy can?
>>77878454
I get this is an out-take, did they not think to cut after the first few seconds? Or were they just fucking around?
>>77879917
I think they were just watching the train wreck going.
>>77874841
Finally the fucking droid was shut up via lightsaber
>>77874924
BTFO
>>77879127
sometimes, but mostly yes.
>>77880148
Squirting weird fluids on people is surprisingly Artoo's best move.
>>77879917
That shit happened all the time with the Stormtroopers in ANH because their costumes were clunky. They knew it would be impossible not to have constant fuck ups with Stormtroopers so they would shoot scenes with them like 50 times each and choose the best looking version to put in the movie.
>>77880327
He took down a bunch of Super Battle Droids with the Squirt and Spray technique.
>>77880327
>>77880388
Squirt+Spray, flamethrower, and shock are his bread and butter combos.
Saw and splice also have utility.
I firmly believe that if the CIS had invested in Astromechs instead of B1's, they would have stomped the Republic.
>Are these meme characters real? The answer may surprise you!
>>77880648
Can you image an army of Choppers?
>>77880717
>Astromech Grievious
It's just grevious's head implanted on the front of Chopper's body.
>My lord, is this necessary?
>You are now unbeatable General! Go and face the Jedi!
>>77880717
Chopper is actually one of a kind because he's an astromech droid possessed by the soul of Marka Ragnos.
Watch Mojo's top 10 Star Wars EU characters.
http://youtu.be/GCjxOalvt7I
Agree? Y/N?
>>77880843
i demand a shoop of this
>>77881190
>Watch Mojo
I do not agree with you posting a Watch Mojo video, no. Never do it again.
>>77881190
>Canon characters included
Bravo Watchmojo
>>77881190
>10th
>Starkiller
Fucking closed the tab.
>>77881190
Watch Mojo disgusts me. They're right down there with the Fine Brothers as the worst mainstream youtube channels.
>>77874474
Dr. Aphra I'm Han Solo
>>77881190
>Thrawn ranked #1
well, they got something right at least
>>77881653
>>77881719
>>77881190
>Canon Characters
>Cade Skywalker on any sort of list
>>77878183
True
>The Crimson Corsair's page on the Wook is already longer and more detailed then most minor New-Canon side characters
I think we got our new Boba Fett.
>>77880843
UNLIMITED POWAHHHHH
>>77881190
Alright, I'll bite, Might be good for a laugh.
>Starkiller
Haha, yeah no,
>Kanan
Oh come the fuck on, a fucking canon character? Are you even trying?
>Cade Skywalker
Holy fucking shit, this list just gets worse and worse.
>Jaina
Eh, it's an alright choice I guess. I'm not sure I'd call her top 10 material. If they wanted a next generation Jedi Ben was better.
>HK-47
A good choice, surprisingly enough.
>Kyle Katarn
>not even top 3
>implying
>Mara Jade
Well, I can't say I'm surprised.
>Ahsoka
Another canon character, although I guess she did start out as an EU character.
>Asajj Ventress
Eh, not sure I'd put her in the top 3 but it's an alright choice I guess.
>Thrawn
What a safe choice. I can't say I'm surprised.
>>77881905
>>77881756
>idiots don't understand that if it's not the movies, it's the Expanded Universe, regardless of it's standing as 'canon' by the Lucas Story Group
Anyone can tell you that if it's not the films, it's tertiary, no matter what. Stupid people like you are seriously making Star Wars not fun anymore.
>>77878973
Ahsoka best grill
>>77881982
They themselves bring up the distinction between canon and Legends, idiot. Play by the rules or don't play at all.
>>77878728
Streaming Tarkin and his Merry Band of Jedi come join in on the Stream
>>77881987
Keep your 'girls'
Time for best woman.
>>77882028
NOT CANON
OUT
>>77882004
They did, on a list of top EXPANDED UNIVERSE characters. You know, the characters from beyond the movies? Stop being autistic.
>>77881982
Dont be a twat.
>>77882036
Mara Jade must be canon. She makes me cum like one.
>>77881190
>Darth Sion in the honorable mentions
It's like they want me to not take them seriously.
>>77882028
>tfw when you will never be tap that ass.
Not even Luke because she isn't canon.
Shit, this is disappointing
>>77882285
>taking RT seriously
>ever
So, this mobile cash grab game has a neat atmosphere at least. Spotted a Kel Dor and an actual non gangster Hutt in this place. Also the character selection has some obscure ass people on it.
>>77882285
Is it? I'm not surprised in the slightest.
>>77882285
Nice try, it just says its powered by duracell quantum
>>77882314
>>77882325
>falling for bait
>ever
>>77882368
You really shouldn't put yourself down like that.
After all, you're in the thread too.
>>77882368
TFA isn't being screened for critics prior to its release, so any "reviews" before the debut is just people making shit up.
>>77882325
>>77882285
Yeah. Not surprising. Honestly, that is about the perfect rating for how it will be. Just ever so slightly good but just by the fact it is Star Wars.
>>77882448
Yep. Still here.
Still trying to get the last word too.
>>77882364
the real bait is suggesting it could be a legitimately good.
>>77882528
--film.
Yay for shitposting and falling for bait.
How disappointing.
>>77882364
>/tv/'s shitposting has now upgraded to falseflagging early reviews.
>>77882658
Okay.
>>77882368
>>77882448
>>77882658
Your waifu a whore
>>77882880
No, really, she's a fucking whore, you should be ashamed.
>>77882706
Just fuckin report him for avatarfagging.
AND STOP FEEDING THE FUCKING TROLL
>>77882973
Calm the fuck down, bitch.
>>77882932
I'm not that 12yo idiot, but Peeg is no whore. She's a cool gal.
>>77882973
Its not even a big deal though. Stop being the thread police.
You know what would be really cool to see? An Star Wars AU comic where the CIS led by Dooku won the Clone Wars, ending up with him killing his master and taking place as Emperor of the galaxy. It would be really interesting to see a Galactic Empire based off the CIS, with improved Battle Droids instead of Stormtroopers and how the Rebellion would have formed. Indeed the CIS-Empire may even be seen as liberators of the galaxy, and the Rebellion reactionary upstarts. Plus Dooku may have ended up turning Anakin to the Dark Side instead of Sheev.
>>77883520
>Dooku may have ended up turning Anakin to the Dark Side instead of Sheev.
Unlikely. He didn't care for Anakin. His eyes were set on Obi-wan.
>>77883520
I want Infinities to come back. Damn shame we never got any for the PT.
>>77883685
>Obi-Wan as Darth Vader...
Oh
OHHHH
>>77883691
I liked the one with Vader surviving at the end.
>>77883726
Anakin surviving and going into hiding with Padme, Luke and Leia
>>77883520
Honestly, I always saw the CIS as a precursor to the Rebellion, only under Sith control.
Makes me wonder how the CIS would've functioned without the Sith influence.
>>77883792
>Bringing up his own children to fight alongside his surviving clone buddies to defeat his old master
>Tarkin as leader of the Rebellion
>>77883889
STOPPPPPPPPPP
I CAN'T STOP CUMMING.
>>77883889
Holy shit
>>77883798
Since there's no Sith behind the CIS i'll guess we take out the clones too. I'll say more of a cold war situation with a lot of spies running around.
Or the Republic gets even worse since it's economy was already bad, but since no clone wars i think the conflict would have extended itself for a bit more, until one of them runs out of money and gets desperate.
We're watching Bad Batch in the stream. Get in if you aren't already.
>>77883889
>>Tarkin as leader of the Rebellion
Oh damn, I want this.
>Dooku and Tarkin are still amicable with each other
>They meet over secure Comm channels
>Play strategy games to see what the other would do in a conflict
>>77884095
>>77883958
Of course, Obi would need a good reason to join the Dark Side. I imagine something along the lines of him becoming disillusioned with the Republic as it's slowly pushed back along with a sudden reveal that, actually, Dooku was right all along might persuade him to join his cause, only to kill off Sheev and fall to the Dark Side.
Of course, whether or not he goes off to Mustafar and gets toasted remains to be seen. Though Anakin would try to win him back.
>>77884274
>Dooku and Tarkin are still amicable with each other
Did they really have a friendship?
Link to stream?
>>77884274
>Tarkin was the true reason the Death Star failed.
"Wilhuff, I've secured their shot, I'm coming back around to get you."
"No my friend, its up to you to continue the the plan. Guard it well, he'll be watching this "failure"."
>>77884270
A link would be nice...
>>77884517
>>77884555
See
>>77878728
Rebels in 40 minutes. New episode will be streamed here.
>>77884631
what is that supposed to mean? there's no link to a stream in his comment or any of the linked one's to his post.
>>77884767
You can read a picture, can't you?
>>77884767
Picture the link and it will come to you.
Imagein it.
>>77884767
I am really thinking this is bait, because if it is it's silly. Type the link from the image.
>>77878975
Critically, I mean. Which has happened many times in Star Wars. Never enough to ruin the massive parade of monetary win it has enjoyed as a franchise, but you know what I mean. No one wants it to tell a worse story than it already has in the past.
>>77884967
Well, that's too bad.
20 minutes until Rebels
GET
IN
THE
STREAM
ugh, I just realized. Darth maul is probably leader of the inquisitors. That's what the emperor did with him, made him an instructor for his assassins
>>77885690
Nah mate. The comics showed Maul escape Sheev.
>>77885693
shiiieeeet
>>77885690
>implying the emperor is that merciful
>>77885731
Pretty sure the maul comic was rebranded with the legends banner
>>77885770
It was an adaptation of unused TCW scripts. It was the only thing besides the movies and the show to survive the purge.
>>77885770
Lol no, Sons of Dathomir is very canon.
>>77885741
I dont see it as merciful, its a matter of being pragmatic. why waste a perfectly good sith lord
>>77885770
No, thats just Marvel being a shit. Pablo emphasized at Celebration that it's canon.
>>77885693
7S coming back tonight
>>77885693
Where can one find the full image of this (even though the faces are shit).
>>77885841
Because he will become a rival.
>>77885841
Wasted potential is kind of their whole schtick.
>It's a "we need to save a baby" episode
Come on, didn't we get a shitty star wars movie all about that shit?
Good God, how do people cope with this many commercials?
>>77886239
Do kids really throw secret toy car parties?
>>77886212
Stealing babies is a Sith and Co. pastime.
>>77886239
Don't forget to pay your tv tax m8
I hate that Ahsoka says "SITH Lord" instead of "Sith LORD"
>>77886309
That's pretty autistic.
>>77886344
welcome to 4chan
GIVE THE BABY TO CREEPIO
