Oh my
Didn't they have the exact cover for Age of Ultron?
>>77867298
Where the spider at?
>>77867298
>meow
cute
>claws that a real housewife would envy
>not housecat
I hope someone got fired for that
>>77867313
Not exact but close
>>77867298
>meow
>he has claws a real housewife would envy
Who the fuck writes this shit?
>>77867298
they look like action figures
>>77867313
Absolutely not.
See, Tony's on left.
>>77867298
>DC Covers: Put Wonder Woman in the middle front. Look at the stronk independent woman in our supporting cast.
>Marvel covers: Stand aside Panther. Niggers belong in the back. Where CGI robots are.
>>77867349
It's a play on the 'Real Housewives' franchise of reality shows and how catty all the women are.
POETRY
>Iron Manlet has to stand in the front to look taller
>>77867298
>Creed's TKO!
Why didn't they just say "Creed's a knockout!"?
Do they not realize TKO is the most wussy way to win a boxing match?
>>77867378
>>77867298
>RDJ is taller than Evans on both covers
>>77867298
>Meow
>>77867298
>>77867378
Did...did they use the same RDJ head?!
>>77867313
I cry every time. Every single time.
>>77867423
Shoebox is powerful tool.
Meow
>>77867298
They so perfected the cap suit
>>77867349
EW is marketed at housewives. They eat that shit up.
>meow
Eck.
>>77867412
TKO FROM TOKYO
>>77867382
It's 2015.
COME ON MARVEL!
>>77867460
Heh heh heh
These covers are such photoshopped garbage. That said, while his armor is a little busy, I don't know how anyone can complain about that Panther suit. Fuck me, they gave him the white eyes, people! Clearly playing up the technological superiority of the Wakandans, as well, which is baller as fuck.
>>77867334
Living on the edge.
Really digging Blackies uniform.
>>77867382
Well, at least they didn't put Bucky in the middle.
>>77867499
hue
>>77867382
>>77867499
now post the EW one
Deadpool should do these kind of cover too.
>>77867382
>>77867467
>>77867437
Kawaii Panther edits when?
>>77867524
>>77867529
>Apocalypse not saying Meow
DROPPED
>>77867529
I don't know if i really love erik's outfit or hate it. I think I prefer when it's more simple
>>77867549
Did they forget about Bats' neck?
>>77867524
>>77867559
I was thinking the same thing. I kind of like that it looks like armor, but at the same time, I don't know if that's the look Mags needs.
>>77867549
I remeber when that anon got buttblasted about the why Wonder Woman was standing
>>77867349
Didn't notice that. Cute touch.
Also
>Creed's TKO
It wasn't even that great but they're already talking Oscars? Jumping the gun a bit, aren't we?
>>77867334
Marvel will be looking to break their trailer world record again, so we can expect maybe some Spider-Man in the second trailer.
> Entertainment Weekly
> owned by Warner Brothers
Man. They're really being juvenile and pissed at Civil War buzz trumping the buzz of Batman v Superman v Just Ice.
>>77867619
I would enjoy somebody making some bloated speech then getting their mouth webbed upbonus points if it's a woman
>>77867473
>>77867441
AoU suit is GOAT, senpai.
>>77867473
I love you
>>77867619
Imagine how may views the trailer would have gotten if a web shot against the wall behind Cap, Bucky, and Iron Man.
You don't even have to show Spider-Man to let the general public know that he's in the movie and garner hype around it.
>>77867423
He's wearing the suit which adds a few inches.
>>77867404
>>77867423
Classic /tv/ with their insecure obsession with height.
>>77867728
>MIDF
I bet you need to ask someone to get stuff off the top shelf for you
I guess CW has the worst cover, because >>77867360
>>77867529
>>77867556
>>77867499
>The Fatman
>>77867578
>>77867752
clearly X-men has the worst because no one is saying meow
>>77867764
Kek
I would not wipe my ass with that awful magazine.
>>77867764
>not Apocalypse meow
>>77867313
Entertainment Weekly ALWAYS uses this cover.
>>77867774
Hahaha
>>77867764
>"the most sinister villain yet"
>not Mr Sinister
>its Ivan Ooze
What the fuck?
>>77867728
My rule of thumb, anyone who brags about their height just proves they have absolutely nothing else to offer aside from the fact they might be tall.inb4 Manlet, I'm 6' 1", niggers.
High res version pls???
>>77867298
What kind of queers buy Entertainment Weekly?
>>77867764
>>77867775
>Apocalypse Meow
>>77867382
More like Fatman.
>>77867746
I bet you're unemployed and live with your parents
At least BP gets to keep the mask on.
>>77867472
This, that Panther suit is amazing, I don't know how people are complaining about it
>>77867895for you
>>77867882
At least I'm not a manlet
>>77867895
If you take off his mask, will he die?
>>77867954
It would be extremely painful
>>77867980
>>77867954
>>77867895
It's because he's black.
>>77867437
Why is there so much unnecessary detail on Panther's costume? It looks overdesigned as fuck.
>>77867746
>insecure /tv/ posting
Please go back to your shit board where all the other lonely, rejected, socially/mentally retarded, bitter, young males gather to discuss their hate for movies they haven't seen and the lives of rich and successful celebrities between faps while their parents cry themselves to sleep at night.
>>77867826
It's hilarious. It's like they know they'll never be successful, so they go with making fun of their height. I bet half of them are manlets that are trying to fit in somewhere in life (even if it's only on their terrible board).
>>77868166
>all this projecting
If you were tall you wouldn't be so upset
>>77868140
because photoshop, looks fine in the trailer honestly./toy/ soldier here hope we get a Figuarts
>>77868184
Thanks for confirming my points all being true, /tv/.
>>77868236
Whatever helps you feel like a big guy manlet, glad I could help
>>77868281
Same to you, manlet.
>>77867685
>few
RDJ couldn't even be bothered to take any more pictures. They just photoshopped his head from the AoU cover.
>>77868308
Okay then. Same time next week?
>>77868321
No they didn't
>>77868321
>Full CGI Robert Downy Junior in Avengers 3
>>77868329
No, I don't play with manlets, /tv/.
>>77868166
/tv/ poster here
Honestly I don't get the obsession with height. I'm 6'3 but I'm a 24 year old virgin with no job and no prospects who lives with his parents. Height has done literally nothing for me. I'd rather be a successful manlet TBQH senpai.
Also I really hope they don't fuck up panther, he is one of the few superheroes I've actually read over a dozen comics starring.
>>77868321
>I LIKE MAKING UP FAKE STORIES FOR MY INTERNET FRIENDS TO SEE
>>77868363
So you don't masturbate?
>>77868405
No, your mother takes care of that for me. You just never see me because you're always shitposting on /tv/ and constantly measuring your height.
Me and your mother often laugh because we can hear you crying late at night.
>>77868450
I don't need to measure my height, I won't be getting shorter like you and the rest of your vertically challenged kind seem to? It weird that you say my mom helps you masturbate since she and I are always tag teaming your dad while you try stretching yourself i the next room
>>77868524
Oh, anon. Your mother tells me that you're constantly measuring your height. It's hilarious.
Crying about it won't make it not true.
>>77868556
That's exactly what your mom said to me. She said she even cought you trying on her platform boots. That's pretty pathetic tbqh
>>77867298
>meow
>>77868603
My mother doesn't have anything to do with manlets, /tv/ manlet.
>>77868621
I know she doesnt have anything to do with manlets, that's why shes with me and not your dad
>>77868631
>it's clear that movie would be is shit already.
Jesus Christ, dude. Learn to proof read your posts. It's one sentence, you retard.
Just saw Captain America: Civil War trailer and I think it's clear that the movie would be shit already.
>>77868636
But you are a manlet, /tv/ manlet.
>>77868673
Them why am I with your mom?
>>77868653
See buttface >>77868655
>>77868655
>it's clear that the movie would be shit already.
*will be
Good lord, you fuck up one of your posts and now your grammar fucks up another. If you're going to bait, at least post convincing bait.
>>77868696
>Them
My mother has nothing to do with manlets, /tv/ manlet.
>>77868377
It's pretty obvious bud.
>>77868725
[citation needed]
>>77867752
>Superman and Magneto look like the only people who want to be there
>>77867382
Wonder Woman is there to cut down on the gay.
>>77868702
>*will be
Confident stupid people like you disgust me.
>>77868718
Is that the best you can do senpai? You've repeated yourself a couple of times now. Are you getting enough oxygen down there little guy?
>>77867382
>there are drones so delusional they believe either DC or Marvel hasn't completely succumbed to social justice
>>77868766
Okay, /tv/ manlet. Took you a while to reply there, took a quick three minute height measuring session? Thought so.
>>77868762
Your comment made no sense. Would be is past tense, will be is future. The movie isn't out yet, dumb fuck. Again, post more convincing bait next time.
>>77868790
>Still calling me a /tv/ manlet
>still projecting
I had to get my mail. Your mom bought you some platform boots for Christmas and had them shipped to my place, don't tell her I told you.
>>77868702
>fuck up and not fucked up
But he/she is right, though.
>>77868824
>I had to get my mail.
Did someone help you or does your mail box have a stepping ladder, /tv/ manlet.
>>77868853
Do you think I'm you? I got it myself.
>>77868805
>doesn't understand the difference between will and would
Back to kindergarten, fucknut.
>>77868871
>Do you think I'm you?
You wish.
>I got it myself.
Oh, so it was the stepping ladder?
>>77867980
For whom?
>>77868907
>can't read
>>77868908
>implying I wish I was you
I like not needing a booster seat when I eat out, thanks.
>>77868957
Of course you need one, /tv/ manlet.
>>77867382
>Put Wonder Woman in the middle front. Look at the stronk independent woman in our supporting cast.
Silly anon. It has nothing to do with SJW. They're just marketing the movie title
>Batman Vagina Superman: Dawn of Justice
>>77868970
Nah, I need then to bring me a raised table so I don't hurt my knees. Kinda like your daddy does every night
>>77867298
maybe try posting some internal pages next time yeah?
>>77867549
>>77869000
Yeah, sitting at the kiddies table must be hell on the knees.
>>77868934
>zero perception
>>77869023
>sitting at the kiddies table must be hell on the knees.
I wouldnt know about that, tell me, what's it like?
>>77869044
>I wouldnt know about that
Sure you wouldn't, /tv/ manlet.
>>77869023
>>77869044
Holy Christ just fuck already.
>>77869079
He's too small to climb onto the bed.
>>77869072
No, I wouldnt. Could you stand up on your ladder and tell me what it's like?
>>77869098
Nah, I don't need you to collect my mail yet, /tv/ manlet.
>>77869079
>>77869091
never stick your dick in manlet boys, you might split them in half
>>77867298
>the biggest Marvel movie yet
It's a standalone movie, not a fucking crossover event.
>>77869108
Oh, so you admit that you need to get on a ladder to ask a tall person to help you get something? I think we might be getting somewhere
>>77867298
meow
>>77867378
domo arigato
>>77869139
>>77869108
>I don't need you
d-did I win?
>>77867298
>meow
Please tell me that's an edit and not the actual cover.
>>77869270
It's a magazine for housewives anon, they eat that shit up
>>77869270
Meow
>>77869261
Manlets, like you, never win, /tv/.
>>77867536
>>77867467
tv pls
>>77869376
I don't even OWN a TV!
>>77869347
Anon, just kiss me already. I'll even pull out the step ladder for you
>Meow
What did he mean by this?
>>77868737
My eyeballs.
>>77869405
>meow
>me, ow
>I hurt
he needs us to save him anon
>>77869403
>I'll even pull out the step ladder for you
You don't need to pull it out, it's constantly with you.
>>77867382
Why does Batman look like a stuffed toy? Did Affleck eat Bale or what?
>>77869450
Well how else is your dad supposed to reach my dick? Climbing?
>>77869445
He could've just said "itaaaii!" then.
ITT: two closeted faggots can't admit their feelings for eachother, start arguing about their height
>>77869484
Talking about men in all your posts just proves that you're from /tv.
>>77868140
Large expanses of solid color look lousy in live action.
>>77869504
Oh come on, I mentioned your mom too. Don't try and cherry pick anon, you can barely reach them
>>77867472
>>77867905
Only problem I have is that the head's kinda big, which was kinda unavoidable. Comic books tends to draw heads smaller and masks more form-fitting than realistically possible.
>>77869493
>can't admit their feelings
hey I offered already
>>77869536
You're fascination with my dad and men in general is astounding, /tv/. Do you guys even talk about movies and television, or do you just talk about men?
>>77867441
>>77867670
Personally, I prefer the AoU costume's longer gloves and CW's lack of red around the star.
And I wish both would get real stripes instead of those sausage links.
>>77869571
>he does it again
>>77869601
Who are you quoting?
>>77869615
him
>>77869667
He never said anything that you quoted. Read the thread.
>>77869684
He seems to believe that i've only mentioned his dad. I'm equal oppertunity
>>77867298
:^)
>>77869723
You did only mention my dad and men in general, /tv/ manlet.
>>77869493
At least it's not company wars. That's progress.
>>77869775
You're right, could be worse.
>>77869762
Ok bud, it's not like I told you I was fucking your mom or anything. Don;t think that all this deflection will stop people from remembering you're a manlet
>>77869814
>it's not like I told you I was fucking your mom or anything.
I already told you that my mom doesn't have anything to with manlets. I'm glad that you're starting to use your head.
Remember, anon. You'll find a women soon that won't care about your height, she'll love you for who you are.
>>77869886
>I already told you that my mom doesn't have anything to with manlets
And I already told you that I know she has nothing to do with manlets, which is why she's with me and not your dad.
>Remember, anon. You'll find a women soon that won't care about your height, she'll love you for who you are.
Is that what your mom tels you before she lifts you into your bed at night?
>these two retards will never get a room, hatefuck eachother and stop shitposting in the thread
>>77869933
You're right. I'll stop because I have to go measure myself.
>>77867430
No. He just didn't change heads since the last time they took his pictures.
>Not changing heads in 2 years
>isshydggt
>>77869930
>>77869985
Thanks for confirming that I've won. Well, I already knew that I won in life simply because you're a manlet and I'm not.
>>77870024
That wasnt me kid, nice falseflagging
>>77870051
>That wasnt me kid
Yeah, it was?
>>77870113
What are we even fighting about?
>>77869376
It's not fair, /tv/ gets all the memes. They turned a real life plane crash into a meme. All we get is Bendis posting.
>>77870277
No I mean overall? I can learn to love short people, you can learn to stop hating yourself. You wanna just call it a day?
>>77867298
You know, this is probably the closest a marvel movie will ever come to being like the comics; just another big pointless event where super heroes fight each other in a dick waving contest over nothing
>>77870282
>They turned a real life plane crash into a meme
Bendis turned one of the two biggest comic companies into a meme. Baneshit ain't got nothing against Bendis.
>>77870323
See >>77870168
Why won't you reply?
I think you're confused
>>77870392
meant for
>>77870354
>>77870392
Editing in (You) won't make my posts look like yours, manlet.
>>77870484
You really are dense
>>77870530
Stop it, manlet.
>>77870571
no you
>>77870615
Short post from an even shorter person.
>>77870633
I guess it's true what they say. You short people just don't give up
>>77870678
No one says that, manlet.
I know people tend to tell lies to short people to make them feel better, but that's just wrong.
>>77870704
>I know people tend to tell lies to short people to make them feel better
Yeah, you would know that wouldnt you peewee?
>>77870764
So you're confirming that I'm not short since I know that people tell lies to short people? Thanks, anon.
>>77870790
More like you would kow all about the lies told to short people since you yourself hear them all the time from you family, because you are short.
>>77870849
>kow
Manlets, always trying to shorten things, even words.
Iron Manlet gets his ass handed to him by Cap, Scarlet Witch, and Bucky.
Civil War sounds like fun.
>>77870924
>resorting to picking out spelling errors
Running out of ammo? There's some on the top shelf over there. OH WAIT!
>>77870984
>ammo
Manlet strikes again.
>>77870993
I can say the same about you?
>>77867298
Cool.
>>77871041
Nope. Sorry, manlet, that's not how this works.
Do people ever tell you to sing the Oompa Loompa song when you sit at the kid's table?
>>77871095
Why are you asking me?
>>77867499
>DC promo shots are stiff and awkward
>Marvel promo shots look photoshopped as fuck
Why don't these things ever look good?
>>77871184
Because it sounds really funny and like it actually happens to you. Why aren't you denying it?
>>77871217
Why would I pay any attention to lame lies?
>>77871297
Because I'm telling you them them to try and make you feel better.
>>77871574
Let it go dude, we've been at this for two hours
>>77871635
A classic manlet response.
>>77867382
aww are you offended? Big strong white man not in the middle? When are these people going to realize the world revolves around you and your fragile emotions lmao
>>77871686
>>77871834
>>77871942
>>77872014
>>77872066
>>77872155
>>77872204
>>77872239
>>77872273
>>77872302
>>77867298
>still no pictures of spider-man
GOD DAMN IT
>>77872315
>>77867382
that wonder woman doe....they should have got ronda to do it
>>77872409
>>77872448
>>77872494
>>77872530
>>77872550
>>77872359
JJJ please
>>77872587
Any scans from inside the issue.
BP looks great btw.
>>77872657
>>77872680
>>77872695
>Like 50 replies of this thread are from 2 shitposting anons
What informative and interesting thread
>>77872753
>>77872764
>>77872764
>50
>>77872788
>>77867334
I can honestly see them keeping Spidey under wraps until the movie drops. It'd be brilliant. Or >>77867681 like a web shot would be really good. Save the full reveal until the actual movie.
>>77872833
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