>GRANT WARDS WILD RIDE CONTINUES Edition
Welcome back /co/! Agents of SHIELD is all new tonight with a brand new episode.
"Closure" [Dec 1st]
> Ward's campaign for revenge brings the S.H.I.E.L.D. team to their knees, and Coulson proves he will do anything to settle the score.
>Where can I watch the episode?
http://nowwatchtvlive.com/2011/07/watch-abc-live-abc-channel-online-from-usa-abc-247/
http://tgo-tv.com/watch/channel/3.html
Both of these were recommended in the last thread and should be streaming the episode.
>What else do I need to know about the show?
Agents of SHIELD is now in its third season. InHumans, more comics shit, good character development are just a few of the new perks.
>I've missed an episode!/ I have no idea whats going on but im going to post anyways!
Good news! We have a handy dandy pastebin located here:
>http://pastebin.com/RLge8rQH
There's lots of neat things in there like previous discussions, episode guide and some other goodies. If you're just joining us or missed a previous ep, Netflix has both Season 1 and Season 2 available for watching! If you live in another country, you might be shit out of luck. Sorry bros.
Archive moe is gone, will try to fix up our pastebin a bit, now we'll be getting archives from desustorage
>>77854746
>only 2 episodes left before the break
Buckle up folks. It's time for WARD.
Anyone else hoping the Lash Persona completely takes over before the break?
>>77855053
Yes.
I also think that in the end, SHIELD will have to use Lash against the ATCU's Inhumans. They can even turn it into a nice arc for May, reaching the Andrew she knew deep down in the monster's form. It'll be like the opposite of Bahrain.
>>77855053
It will so they don't have to pay that one guy
>tfw lead out of AoS right into Agent Titty Monster
>Based Ward v Son of Coul
Place your bets here
So, I've never seen it theorized before, but it has to be on everyone's mind. Are the ACTU building an Inhuman army to give to Baron Zemo like the Thunderbolts did in the comics?
Oh by the way, next episode:
>"Maveth" [Dec 8th] (WINTER FINALE)
A battle between Hydra and S.H.I.E.L.D. will change Coulson's world; Fitz and Coulson take a huge risk.
"Maveth" seems to be the planet that Simmons was on.
>>77855574
I think they could be building an army but it's not really clear if there's anyone that it's for besides HYDRA or Ancient Aliens Hydra.
Supposedly, we're going to see the beginning of Daisy's Secret Warriors team tonight or next ep.
>>77855574
No, they already said explicitly what they were for last episode.
They're an army to give to the ancient inhuman on the other planet to use for taking over Earth.
Ward? More like bored.
This the mid season finale?
Ok Flash and Arrow friends, come on innnn
>>77856444
No there's an ep next week.
>>77856469
>DC
aaahahahahaha
CRITICAL WARD!
Meh I was lied, Flash was pretty shitty.
>It's a date night episode
>>77854746
God damn, I am just sucking at this.
When are the new episodes stopping? Cause I thought there weren't any new episodes of anything this week.
>>77856594
Let's keep the show threads separate, all it does is breed shitposting.
>>77856614
next episode is the last before winter break
ripip booty call
>>77856469
Secret spoiler for the mid season finaleHydra not only turns out to be part of a super secret even more ancient iteration of Hydra obsessed with throwing people through alien death portals but they turn out to be an offshoot of the super duper secret ancient order of Koenigs. Cut off one Koenig and two more will take his place, Agent Ward. Get ready for your anal lanyard.
oh fuck...that was unexpected..
OH SHIT
spectre
OH SHIT
Y: THE LAST MAN HOMAGE.
WARD!
OH FUCKHail Hydra
NO, NOT THE CHRISTMAS CAKE
BASED
Holy shit WARD
Shot through the neck, fucking brutal Ward
>when you're minutes off
And of course she's dead.
WARD OF MURDER
Punisher WARD!!
HOLY FUCK THAT'S AN OPENER
WARD BABY
>>77856658
W A R D
A
R
D
>Tinder reference
WHY???
that shot holy shit
who /agentsofbooty/ here?
JOSSED THROUGH THE HEART, AND YOU'RE TO BLAME!
HAHA. TIME FOR PUNSIHED COUL
GREATEST SOLDIER
IN THE WORLD
GRANT WARD
Starting strong this week fuckers
BASED
ASEDB
SEDBA
EDBAS
DBASE
OH FUCK SHE'S DEAD
WHAT THE FUCK
THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
>fucking Ward
Goddamn thats an opening, especially after hiw preditable Flash was this week.
I watched A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Thor's Hammer for the first time a few days ago.
Will we get that Coulson today?
WE RORSCHACH NOW
FUCKING WARD
I guess you could say Ward is aGrim Reaper
>>77856737
This is why Marvel is better than DC. Except Batman of course. Gotham is based.
E'rry day I'm operating
>>77856753
Seems like.
>this fucking show
I never thought I'd be saying this, but man. This fucking show.
I never want to get off of Ward's wild ride.
HOLY SHIT COULSON IS A BAD ASS MOTHERFUCKER
HOLY SHIT
Has anyone else noticed a woman gets a violent death at least twice a season?
Personal fetish of a writer?
>people are liking AoS more than Flash
What is this wonderful madness?
>>77856656
fuck off
>>77854746
PUNISHED COULSON
BASED WARDMASTER
>>77856781
Let's not drag company wars into this. AoS being better than Flash is a rare occurrence at that.
STANDING
>>77856804
Always has been.
>>77856809I honestly think it's just baiting, but to be fair Flash is going through a "set-up" phase for later on.Even saying that, It's a Ward episode, so the hype is real.
>>77856809
Nah, Flash is way cooler
BUT DAMN SON THAT'S SOME QUALITY AOS
>>77856834
ON THE EDGE
>>77856657
mfw I called the shit out of it
>>77856779
Ward ending up Grim Reaper is a much better theory than the retarded Task Master one. Coulson's gonna take Ward's hand for revenge.
Holy fuck, that was a great intro.
>>77856807
Have you not seen Joss Whedons work?? He's the king of fridging
>>77856822
No, its very consistantly that. Try rewatching an episode of flash, all the value is in the reveals, the references, etc. The show itself is very run-of-the-mill and by the numbers.
>>77856838
I know, but I've never seen him go that hard before
that was some Jason Bourne James Bond shit right there
>>77856807
What deaths in this show haven't been violent?
>ward
>dat winter soldier car gun
>just drive
best episode of the season?
>>77856854
OF THE CRATER
>>77856854
OF THE CRATER
Why did Nathan Drake kill that woman?capcha: EdWARD
I want to watch this Thor vs Giganto movie
I would say Coulson is about to fuck Wards shit up but its Ward.
first the cellist, then lola, then his hand, now this...
I'm glad she's dead.
Not going to lie, I'm going to miss her.
However, that is good way too kill her off, so I'm ok with this.
>>77856822
Flash is pretty mediocre MotW with occasional running story arcs. And don't make me bring up the atrocity that is Supertits.
>>77856807
Men get violent deaths too
like what happened to that Patton Oswalt guy the first time he showed up
>>77856861
haha holy shit could you imagine ward putting a giant scythe on his arm
that'd be fucking hilarious.
>>77856810
You just earned your lanyard, anon.
>>77856857
After dropping the ball with Andrew, it's nice to see Ward ruin someone's love life personally like that.
It's like an ouroboros of butthurt, all consuming and self destroying.
>>77856848
every episode has been a Ward episode.
Ward should have waited until they were getting in bed.
>Based Ward
>Coulson going nuclear
Already a 10/10 episode
>>77856903
>but its Ward.
Exactly
he's that one guy that always gets away
he's like the Norman Osborn of Agents of SHIELD or something
>>77856911
Yeah, well done but fuck ... I really like her as not just an actress but also a character.
Hype for Agents Tits
>>77856941
And that's why S3 is so goddamn good.
>>77856922
Mac cuts of Ward's arm, he gets scythe arm
Why are there always so many people making Metal Gear references in AoS threads?
>>77856870
>Flash
>run-of-the-mill
>>77856790
This show really picked up after TWS. I've liked it since the beginning, but it's crazy seeing how much it improved after the twist in season 1.
>>77856950
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>77856941
he wasn't even in s03e01 iirc??
Well fuck. Good thing they spent all those episodes focusing on Ross. I can actually Coulson's conviction in this.
>>77856968
Dude people make MG references for everything.
Best you can do is ignore it until the hype dies down.
>>77856968
Winter Solider turns everything into Metaru Giah
>>77856861
Right? Sweet retractable scythe, high level HYDRA goon, killstreak, and possible brother for Wonder Man
>>77856956
Yeah, her character was what won me over.
I was a little upset when she was Hydra.
>his ridiculous puns
BASED
A
S
E
D
Shit, I just got home. What did I miss?
>yfw gemma fucked ward
Simmons wanted the D
>Laughing at all those ridiculous puns
WHORE
>staring at pictures of Fitz
>>77856968
>died
>brainwashed
>givin the reign of a huge covert organization
>lost hand
>that Goldbergs ad
>"It was me, Barry"
>>77857005
Nah, they're not bad. I find them funny.
>>77857015
Grant Ward getting his revenge, as usual.
>Ward X Simmons could have happened
>>77857015
ummmmm
>>77857015
Ward killed Ms Coulson, Phil went Jason Borune on Hydra
This is awkward.
>>77856822
>>77856870
Flash
>More comic booky
>HYPE
AoS
>better TV at the core level
>>77856892
>>77856891
>>77856977
The plots, the writing, thst stuff, its all very by the numbers.
Its fun as hell to watch once, but it isnt very good from an outside perspective.
>>77856968
>lost a hand
>organization destroyed from inside
>have to build it back up from scratch
>espionage
>ridiculous puns
>Too much feels
>>77856966
>YFW Ward's hand ends up on the wall next to Coulson's
Oh yeah, Ward jumped out of a plane and caught Simmons when she was infected with the chitauri virus from an old helmet.
Season 1 was weird.
>>77857052
This
>>77856968
TWS was basically a Metal Gear movie, and the show got darker after that movie released, and has a lot of parallels to MGS (secret societies secretly infiltrating the government, super soldiers, genetic manipulation allowing people to cheat death, etc.)
>>77857073
>>77857073
GO AWAY
>>77857073
To be fair, you can't kill off Coulson a second time.
Download here later:
http://rapidmoviez.com/agents-of-s-h-i-e-l-d#releases
>>77856870
>>77857062No, that's absolutely fair. The hype is intense, but going through it isn't as great
BONES BRIGADE
TASKMASTER CONFIRMED
>>77857015
The Paris scene from Y: The Last Man.
>>77857104
>>77857107
>responding
Screencap this shit. Ward loses a hand to Phil, face gets torn up, gets the upgrade.
>Wasn't because he felt nothing, but because he felt too much
>>77857073
>>77857052
>HYPE
Goddamn it was fun at first but now it's fucking annoying.
>>77857015
Rozzy took a burger to the throatextra sauce
>>77857139
>>77856779
Come on, I can barely see Taskmaster, but Grimm Reaper? Now you're just stretching it.
>Coulson confirmed for low grade superstrength.
>Sending hunter out to merc shit
I wonder if he'll beat another man to death while shirtless.
NO GREATER GOOD
NO JUST CAUSE
>WOOOOAAAAAHHHHOOOOAAAAHHHH
>Mack right now.
>>77857184
BONES BRIGADE
O
N
E
S
>>77857186
robot hand
>dem five stones
WE HAVE TO GO BACK
>>77857186
it's the robot arm
I hope Statham stays on the show, I like him
>>77857186
>Coulson confirmed cybernetic enhancement
A QUEST NOT FOR JUSTICE, BUT FOR VENGENCE
>>77857186
He has a robo-hand.This keeps getting more Metal Gear each week
well, this is a trap..
STEP UP AND DO YOUR DAMN JOB
>You know how I feel about him
C U C K
U
C
K
I like how Coulson is finally doing this, not too crazy about the choice to kill off Rosalind to get there but I guess at least it's a good reason
Oh right Asian Magneto from before.
>>77857213
welp
IRON CHEFUUUUU!
IRON CHEF
NOT!MAGNETO'S BACK BABY
RETURN OF SWAGNETO
XORN is back!
>>77854746
IRON CHEF
R
O
N
C
H
E
F
oh shit!...again!
>It's not megneto
I keep forgetting about Japanese Magneto until he shows up again
Okay who the fuck is that actor because it's going to drive me crazy trying to figure out who he is.
Oh cool the dude from Kamen Rider Dragon Knight
Noooo not that guy..?
That was...fast.
>>77857220
The best kind of trap
Also I'm glad i didn't make the post wondering if Banks would join the cast as a government liason.
>>77857256
>>77857259
Is it really him?
>Coulson sent the two people Malick wants more then anything into a trap
this is a double bluff, Coulson knew they would go for them, they are his way to Mallick and Ward
MAGNIPONETO
TODAY'S SECRET INGREDIENT IS DEATH!
>>77857265
Cheffneto
>>77857184
He has a higher chance than Taskmaster frankly
Jesus Christ! Its not even the mid-season finale yet
WHY DID THEY KILL OFF JASON STATHAM?!
WHY ARE THEY KILLING EVERYONE?!
HOW DID THIS SHOW GO FROM PBS-TIER TO DAREDEVIL/JESSICA JONES LEVELS OF VIOLENCE INTHE MATTER OF 4 EPISODES?!
>>77857299
If Marvel has the rights.
Jason Statham is kill?
>>77857319
bigger budget to tentpole agent carter
>you know how I feel about him
I think I know why Fitz needs to save Will. He wants Jemma to have a choice, otherwise he'll always wonder if he was just runner up.
Fitz is trying to reverse kek space chad.
>>77857319
Jeph Loeb finally reveals himself.
Maybe his dog died.
>>77857299
Naw, he'll get a magic cloak and become the MCU Hood.
Hood Ward will BTFO 616 Hood.
>>77857299
>Implying his surviving brother won't get powers from the fish pills and join the newly founded Secret Warriors as Wonder Man
the body count is rising this episode..
>>77857319
it's sweeps??
I SAY UNTO YOU IN THE WORDS OF MY UNCLE
ALLEZ KILLZEEM
>More people have died in the first half of this episode than in the last Walking Dead
>>77857321
U wot m8?
>>77857319
Show's been good since late season 1, man.
Ohhhh, this is the lead in to the mid-season finale. THAT'S why all of this HAPPENING.
SUCH A LUST FOR CLOSURE
>Don't blame me
>Blame yourself or God
>>77857355
Kinda unrelated, but The Hood could make for a cool Netflix series
>>77857283
Fuck yeah Eubulon
>>77857376
Fox was developing a Taskmaster show back in 2012, unless the rights have reverted, they have Taskmaster.
>>77857278
Mark Dacascos as Mr. Giyera (astonishingly like the spanish word for war)
>we neeed Space Chad semen
>>77857373
You should see the body count and violence in an episode of The 100,a CW show
>>77857414
Movie not show, correction
>>77857355
I feel like Ward enjoys getting his hands dirty too much to be Hood.
Someone post sexy Chloe Bennet picture
>>77857382
I though this was the midseason finale
>>77857319
>That fight club scene
That was very unexpected
>>77857408
fuck way Ward goes after families maybe he's the Hood
well shit...
This show has gone from filler to favorite really, really fast. Love this season so far.
>>77857355
but Ward is so much more competent than The Hood
>>77857448
see
>>77856711
Been fapping to that image like a man possessed for the past few weeks
>>77857448
Yawn yawn yawn another woman gets killed as a plot device so the man can go all rage mode
don't torture fitzsimmons! they don't deserve it!
>Split them up
Thats diabolically effective.
The secret ingredient is hammers
GEMMA GONNA GET FILLETED
Jusstu Fukkumaishituppu
>>77857488
it is a Whedon show what do you expect
Mash Fitz, mash for your life
>>77857473
>Ward becomes MCU Hood
>616 Hood is changed to be more like MCU Hood
I see no problems.
>>77857473
Ward is probably the most competent character in the MCU.
>Fitz's torture is being able to hear Simmons being tortured
That's Cold son
I missed a few seasons why is Ward such a bastard?
Coulson you absolute mad man
I had forgotten there was another Ward brother.
>>77857529
SHIELD is just bitter that Ward offed a few of their agents.
Ward is clearly best character though
>>77857515
(Joss)Whedon does nothing for this show but collect a paycheck.
>>77857378
Oh I know, I've been watching every episode. However, they got ballsy in the past 4/5 episodes and amped up the themes/emotion/violence a bit.
Extraction arrived at motherbase
>>77857527
>Ward will die someday
>>77857529
He's Hydra. He was always a bastard.
>>77857546
Wait, didn't the other brother drown in the well?
>>77857529
Late Season 1 it was revealed his entire personality was an act to ingratiate himself with the team. So he's always been a bastard.
>>77857538
Who did cousin just kidnap. I'm thinking wards brother but didn't he kill them both?
HEP-C coming to get ya!
>>77857535
You know why? It works. Men are motivated to protect women biologically, writing it in to shows makes for better engagement.
When Lady Gaga stopped putting stupid shit on her body and acted normal she really became quite attractive.
>>77857587
Maybe Ward doesn't know he survived.
>>77857583
At this point, it will take a movie to kill that man.
Maybe is cold outside
Just got back from looking for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. What happened to Constance Zimmer?
>>77857529
He's a total psychopath and May tricked him into shooting his waifu agent 33. He's really butthurt about it while everyone in SHIELD acts like they dindu nuffin.
So yeah, he's kinda really butthurt.
>>77857587
>>77857590
He was forced to drown his younger brother but i dont think it worked.
>>77857590
It's his younger brother. The one Ward cares about.
>>77857535
>MUH SOGGY KNEE!
shut up Anita
Oh shit, it's Well Ward.
>>77857587
No.
