Questionable Content General
Lol soft drugs edition
Don't drink alcohol though, you'll stab your hand off kid
Side note: check out Dora's thigh gap. Somebody find the angry twitter messages to Jeph from fatties and post them
>>77835723
Fugly dykes
But real talk, if black hair chick looked consistently like first panel all the time and didn't have hipster Tumblr ear stretchers she would be hot.
>>77835723
go away
this comic is bad
i hope future generations will stumble upon this comic and have an inkling about how bad things really were during these dark ages.
>>77835723
"Oh noes, my Pateron has slipped cause of my shitty artwork and using a misogynist robot, gotta haul in the lesbian angle to raise the jewgolds."
>>77835723
That's not really a thigh gap, it's the natural consequence of surgically removing your pelvis and inserting your legs in your thoracic cavity.
I hope Tai remembered to get permission from Dora before getting that haircut.
>>77835723
>Dora let Faye go for drinking at work while still doing her job
>Tai said she couldn't work because she was so stoned and Dora is fine with that.
Is this because Faye is straight?
>>77836307
Dora isn't Tai's boss.
Good God, I can't believe you people read this.
It's been like this for years, and I'm honestly just baffled at this point.
How have you fallen for this fat oaf's siren song?
>>77836394
I built this ship to wreck anon
>>77835723
Did Tai always have that super dyke haircut?
>>77836394
Are you somehow implying that Jeffery is making a profit from my laughing at his comic?
At mind you, not with.
>>77836447
I can't even tell who these characters are. The male looks like he's actually dressed like an adult, so I assume he's not part of the core cast.
>>77836496
>Are you somehow implying that Jeffery is making a profit from my laughing at his comic
He is, and he will.
You can laugh at all you want, but he'll have the last laugh at the end of the month. People being unable to let the comic go are the reason he is one of the top webcomickers.
>>77836543
But how am I possibly giving him any money by reading his comic here?
>>77836663
Bumping the thread, making it live longer, making more people more likely to see it and get curious enough to start reading it for real.
>>77836705
But I always sage these threads anon.
You're the only one bumping this shit.
Tai, you've stolen Claire's haircut!
...I don't have the SJW Claire shop. So I'll just use lusty Claire for no reason.
>>77837122
Here you go, anon.
>>77836473
Nope.
Jeph trying again with his art?
>>77836705
Sage is your friend
>>77835723
>>77835723
Was Dora always this curvy?
>>77838102
She's been steadily gaining weight. She started as rail thin, progressed to standard skinny fat, and is now fully pear.
Please stop posting Questionable Content.
>>77836524
Pretty sure that's Sven and Hannelore
>>77838143
...But haven't these comics only been taking place over the course of a couple months?
>>77835723
Are cannabinoids an effective pain killer if I, let's say, stab my hand?
Asking for a friend.
>>77838689
Who knows. The seasons changed a few times. I guess it's 2 years or so.
>>77835819
Hide it, dumbass
>>77836236
I thought that JJ couldnt make anything uglier than Claire's nose ring
Then along comes Tai's new look.
Bravo, Jeph
>>77836394
Is it really beyond your means to see the perfectly obvious?
We like to shit on a bad webcomic made by a bad person. How can you not comprehend that? This question gets asked every thread and every time it's the same answer.
I only read it here. One of us goes and grabs it off the site. Thereby giving us our fun and denying Jeph the page hits he would get if we all went there ourselves.
If you don't approve of this, Im sorry. But you can easily just ignore these threads
>>77835806
>Tumblr ear stretchers
This isn't funny. You just sound stupid. You post like a 12 year old.
>>77836543
Im genuinely curious as to why us doing this concerns you and others so much that you feel this need to step into each and every single QC thread and question why we do it.
Seriously, what are you getting out of this? If you think we're wrong, why can't you just let us be "wrong"? and go participate in topics you actually LIKE?
>>77836705
Well, that really isn't something you should be concerned with
It's pretty easy to hide the threads
>>77838053
And why should he / she, pray tell?
>>77838729
>Asking for a friend.
I highly doubt that
Not like anyone here can figure out who you are
>>77840572
>defending ear plugs
they always look terrible
yes, even on you
no, you're not pulling them off
What's with the tumblrina haircut?
>>77840671
Just Jeph being hid usual pandering self
Notice she's also a bit dumpier now?
>>77840671
>tumblr invented skrillex
>>77838143
>>77838102
>curvy in 1st pannel
>boyish in 3rd
I'm gonna say no.
>>77840867
>boyish in 3rd
How can you tell? You only see her head.
>>77835723
>faye did a lot around the shop
Wait, isn't the girl she's talking with Faye?
I'm not sure if I dislike Tai for how shit a friend to Marten she's been, or I'm mad at Marten for being a doormat.
Then I remember that stuff happened like 3 years ago and the comic is still poopy then I feel pathetic.
Let's talk about the joys of alcoholic beverages and why Jeph should drink himself into a coma.
>>77840795
>skrillex invented Salt-N-Pepa
Sideshaves go back at least as far as first-gen punk.
>>77836394
>Good God, I can't believe you people read this.
I can't believe that people still show up to whine and complain about Jeph Jacques despite how much they "hate" the comic. I'm doubly impressed that nobody really cared before Claire and that these threads turned from pure fetishizing to outright hatred the moment /co/ figured out he wasn't going to pander to them.
Now someone explain to me how in a free market, Jeph is somehow a monster because people freely donate money to him with the understanding that he keep up his mediocre webcomic. Someone tell me how he's worse than Tatsuya, Dobson, or Diaz.
>>77840572
Someone seems triggered.
>>77840572
Gauged ears are idiotic, good luck finding a real job when you're thirty and you've got leper-lobes
>>77840894
think that anon meant 4th panel, but yeah, she loses like 5 inches of hips between the two shots where we see her full torso
>>77842209
That's Tai, Dora's girlfriend and Marten, Claire and Emily's boss.
>>77843544
This is one of the worst webcomics ever made. Even B^U made characters more indistinguishable.
>>77843381
My wife's a high-up administrator at a respected social research company and she's got gauged ears, a pierced nose, and a pierced lip.
It's not impossible.
>>77835723
I'm digging Faye's Pink/Daisy Duke/Biggie Smalls hybrid look there.
>>77842332
>Westy 12 has only been in production since 1940
Fuck, I liked the idea that those monks had perfected the recipe over centuries
good shit though
>>77843566
>My wife
instant lie
>>77843639
Nah. :3
>>77842639
He's not. He's an easy target, though. Dobson's learning to ignore us and Buckley hasn't done anything of note recently.
And we're burnt out on Dumbing of Age right now.
>>77843720
>:3
God, you're such a fag. And that's gross tunnels notwithstanding.
>>77843907
^_^
>>77843544
So when is Faye's sister going to come back for a visit and break up Tai and Dora?
>>77843566
Does she peg you, too? Jesus anon
>>77845233
Nah, she prefers taking to giving, though I will say adding a remote control bullet does wonders for both parties
>>77843566
>social research company
>respected
Sounds akin to libarts college professors spending their careers writing essays about Twilight.
>>77846124
Please, tell us more about your opinions on things you know nothing about.
>>77844816
>Implying Faye's sister didn't get on the same bus as Marten's band, the POC Coffee of Doom employees, black intern, all the non-Hannelore Coffee of Doom employees, Will, and Angus after Jeph dropped their plotlines
>>77846124
Natch, that's why nobody listens to Pew surveys or any shit like that
>>77840586
>If you think we're wrong, why can't you just let us be "wrong"?
Because it's funny
>>77846139
The butthurt is real
>>77842332
>he [Obama] personally pays for the equipment and ingredients
No, we, the taxpayers, do, through his salary.
>>77843544
Those are different people??? I just thought Faye had become a lesbian for no reason.
>>77846311
Exactly. Polling is bullshit and hardly anyone takes a single source seriously anymore.
>>77836447
Hey! American parasyte!
>>77846786
But that's wrong, you fucking retard.
We're not just talking about polling. Social research--not just opinion polling, although that's part of the package--is crucial for everything ranging from ad campaigns to profit forecasts to gas price indexes to legislation.
I know you don't like liberal arts, but don't jerk yourself off over things you know jack shit about.
>>77846601
You realize the actual salary for being President isn't that much and Obama has far more than what he gets from that, right?
>>77847306
Psh, ever get polled? They ask bullshit leading questions to arrive at a predetermined answer, and they do this by peppering questions with qualifiers like "always", "never", "sometimes", "at least once". So they poll you and ask shit like
"I always agree with Democrats"
"I have agreed at least once with Republicans"
You're lumped in as right wing because you're forced to answer no to the Democrat one and yes to the Republican one even though you might be a Bernie Sanders fanatic. Then, a few months later, when The Guardian and HuffPo post articles with titles like, "America's Alarming Allegiance to Conservatism" and they claim 40% of people "identify as conservative", the actual alarming thing is the 60% of people who either lied or are genuinely ideologues to answer that way.
Oh, and then you read the methodology and see that they called 250 landlines from 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM. Great sampling method there.
If you want to see the above phenomenon in effect, take that political compass survey that's all the rage right now. The reason everyone posts lower left graphs is because the testing forces you there via "always", "never", etc.
>>77846301
>Marten's band
Ceased to exist due tor creative differences and Amir/Natasha breaking up, Marten wasn't particularly good friends with them and they sort of just drifted apart.
Don't really hold that one against jeph, they left the comic in a sensible manner.
>POC Coffee of Doom employees
Legit can't even remember any besides Dale, damn. Those ones must be gone for a while.
>black intern
I wish Jeph would have had the decency to even have her quit or something.
>Will
Currently shacking up with Penelope, AKA the former main-character-who-works-at-the-coffee-shop-everyone-is-always-at-while-only-appearing-twice-a-year-at-best
>Angus
Fucked off to the West coast after breaking up with Faye, don't really hold this one against Jeph either beyond him not having him say a proper farewell/Marigold even mentioning her former only-friend and roomate.
holy fuck though this comic has dropped a lot of characters
>>77847978
Marten's bad still exists. Over the past few years it's just been Marten and Hanners dragging their feet over playing a show. For whatever reason Amir follows along despite actually formerly being in a band that played shows.
Penelope and Cosette had a cameo last week.
The black intern did quit. She was written out last year or something. Don't remember the circumstance.
>>77847978
I think Angus fucked off to NYC and that only happened two or three months ago in QC time. Maybe he'll come up again in another year or two
>>77847978
Actually, you're kinda right about the band. It did split up and then was ambiguously carried forward when Marten and Hanners discovered Amir living in the studio and then proceeded to have a jam session. I think everything since then has been off screen. This is the latest reference I know of.2013? Not two months ago? What am I doing with my life?
>>77848261
>Dora actively enabling on-the-job drinking
Man, Jeph sure did do a 180 on alcohol once he went sober.
This comic sure was a lot more entertaining when he was a drunk.
>>77847630
>ever get polled?
No, but I'm married to someone who directs (among other things) some long-running attitude surveys, and they're nowhere near as simplistic as you're describing. I'm talking (usually) in-person interviews with pages upon pages of detailed, nuanced questions that change depending on the background of the individual interviewed (everything from ethnicity to income level to religion to region to beyond gets factored in).
It probably helps she's studying shit in no way tied to elections or political parties, which further reinforces my point: social research is important, complex, and nowhere near the career-killer Womyn's Lit and Media field described in >>77846124.
>>77848261
>Dora tells Faye to drink at work
>Dora fires Faye for drinking at work
>>77848261
Since 2013 both Dora and Faye have put on 15-25 lbs.
>>77848307
although I'll grant the company's headquartered in seattle, so maybe it's secretly run by buzzcut bluehairs anyway?
>>77840586
Richard Dawkins is my spirit animal
>>77835723
Dumping edits
>>77835723
>>77835723
posting duplicate replies my ass
>>77835723
Why is this comic so terrible?
>>77835723
Like, is there even an audience for this crap?
>>77835723
"It's like gayer Scrubs with no jokes!"
>>77848706
Jeph will never be your waifu
>>77843381
Haha, I love how people are suddenly so concerned about how employable someone is when they see body mods they don't like. Same with how everyone's a fucking doctor as soon as they meet a fat person. Stay in ur lane bitch
>>77847978
Don't forget that bakery girl Marten almost dated
>>77848955
Dawkins is actually an atheist unlike these dogshit newfangled atheists who are like "I think religion is great and amazing I just personally don't believe right now but I probably will later". Bunch of fucking pussies. Religion is wrong and evil and cramming it up your child's ass is child abuse.
>>77848955
Aww too bad.
>>77849045
There IS a middle ground. I think religion comforts stupid people and that's okay, but when they shoot up abortion clinics bc of it they need a fuckin talking to
>>77849045
Maybe if you're a prod.
You're just jealous of our great Culture.
Catholicism: The Renaissance, Galileo, and Mirandola
Islam: Islamic Golden age, Geber, and Nubers
Judaism: World domination, kebab removal
Protestantism: Goddamned Creation museums and country Music
>>77849103
Typical /co/, can't handle the bants
>>77849045
Or replace their Christianity with the religion of feminism and social justice.
Christian claim? 100% skepticism!
SJW claim? Listen and believe! (they literally say this while simultaneously mocking Christians for believing in claims without evidence)
>>77849103
I'm right there with you friendo
The militants on either side really don't like agnosticism or casual atheism
>>77849243
Extremists in general are the problem and they take all kinds of creeds.
Extremism is the problem, and blaming it on any one ideology is ignoring the root of the problem.
I'm pretty sure Stalin and the North Korean Dynasty were all Atheists and they weren't automatically good human beans.
The difference between a good person and a bad one isn't one of Religion, it's one of common decency.
If you're the type of retard who blows up an abortion clinic, you'd probably be the kind of person who shoots up a church if you were an Atheist.
>>77835723
>Side note: check out Dora's thigh gap. Somebody find the angry twitter messages to Jeph from fatties and post them
Dora has always canonically been a scrawny bitch. They made comments to that effect back when the art was so shit that everyone looked exactly the same.
The problem with Marigold is that some people read her as "actually a fatass", when she was always supposed to just be "has massive body-image issues and THINKS she's a fatass", and then got mad when they were wrong.
>>77849836
>she was always supposed to just be "has massive body-image issues and THINKS she's a fatass"
I agree,and honestly, I'm a feministand believe inprogressivenessetc but that person's response to Marigold in a bikini was utter bullshit. Like people said earlier in the thread, it's extremism that is bad.
People can have their headcanons but when they bully the creator of a comic into self-harm because a character's body doesn't conform to their headcanon there's a huge problem with that person, outside of their ideology (which they have twisted)
And I always related to Marigold's body issues because she's got a similar body to me. I actually liked the comic with her in a bikini.
>>77835723
god he fucking larded those two up
>>77851102
Same two characters doing the same exact thing approximately 845 strips ago.
Why is library dyke fat now?
>>77851102
I know, right? I seem to remember Tai being rather petite at some point, but he's basically given her Faye's body type in this. I can see how people were confused.
>>77851430
>>77851102
>>77851544
Which basically means they each gained like 20 pounds in a week by QC's time.
>>77851456
Because tumblr.
>>77851430
>>77851544
>>77851818
plus Dora used to be even thinner. remember when her, Penpen, and Faye went to the gym and even though Faye was "curvy" they were all smaller than Dora and Tai are now?
>>77842639
>I can't believe that people still show up to whine and complain about Jeph Jacques despite how much they "hate" the comic.
I can't believe you feel like it should matter to you.
Go find another thread. Or start one about a topic you like.
>>77843544
Fuck, all the time I lurked these threads I thought that was the same person.Wow, it doesn't change anything.
>>77848307
Doesn't really matter the level of complexity. Pollsters still manipulate the data to fit certain agendas.
>>social research is important, complex, and nowhere near the career-killer Womyn's Lit and Media field described in
So you want us to believe. But then you clearly have a stake it it, even if it's just being married to a pollster. So your testimony can in no way be trusted as truly unbiased.
>>77848386
Okay by me
>>77849045
Whoooooooa... Take a ride on the fantastic voyage, Sodom and gonorrhea
Be careful you don't cut your self on your own edginess, there
>>77835723
when the fuck did Faye get a tan?
I'm commenting today because of what jeph said on twitter.
He was on an airplane, and a woman in 1st class saw his tattoos, and wanted to see the rest and he just got pissed and said "sorry I don't feel like it"
This shit right here annoyed the shit out of.
>>77856000
I really do understand not wanting to have to roll up your sleeve at every beck and call
But honestly what the fuck? Why would you get a tattoo if you don't want people to admire and see it?
>>77856000
lmao he probably could've gotten her number
what a gay faggot
>>77856000
Looks like he overreacted there, but he was nice about it in person and the person was in the wrong if they did say it like that.
Nothing to make a big deal out of, which Jeff hasn't.
>>77856000
>>77856109
>hey look at all this hideous shit I do to mutilate myself for attention
>omg I get so triggered when people pay attention to me!
/tumblr/ in a nutshell
>>77856000
"sorry I don't feel like it" is a perfectly legitimate response. It's his body after all. It's him calling her a presumptuous asshole that I find irksome.
Jesus, Jimbles. She thought you looked cool. How often does that happen, seriously? I mean, look at yourself.
>>77856337
A child says I dont feel like it.
He could of said in the place of that.
Oh, there isn't any more to be shown or something nicer
>>77856176
just like what he did to the tranny
>>77835723
I don't mind the hair but I had to go back and check Tai in previous comics, I had entirely forgotten she had a nose piercing.
She is always shown from the other side or its so small you can barely notice it.
Then this comic.. Full focus on it
And urgh.. have her ear plug things have expanded? they now got holes in them.
He really knows how to ruin his characters.
Lets give Faye an alcohol problem suddenly.
Lets give Marigold a forced relationship with Dale. (don't get me wrong I like Dale, but the relationship was so forced)
Lets give Claire a nosering.
And now it also feels like he is trying to force Hannelore together with Sven, with the whole Sven-and-Dora-talking-together-again plot.
And trying to force Emily together with Clinton.
He better not ruin Hanners and Emily. :|
>>77856664
>implying Hanners x manbun isn't the OTP
>>77856664
And lets not forget Marten being a pushover that can't stand up for himself.
someone post the Evil Dead picture of Jacky stabbing his hand.
>>77853087
I know Jeph has always sucked with perspective and back then he was at least trying but, lol, that leg in panel one. It's like he grabbed a spare part from his template capital and jammed it somewhere into the mattress.
>>77856000
He's said before that he doesn't like talking about his bird tattoos, I think they're really personal
not wanting to show off your tatts on a plane is fair, but calling her an asshole for being friendly/curious makes HIM an asshole. No need for hostile language at all.
>>77856871
>>77856109
More evidence that Claire's his insert. Jeph's like a woman who wears a flimsy dress, goes out for a night out on the town, and then posts the rest of the night on twitter and bugs everyone at work about all the creepy, rapey men that were staring at her and making her feel unsafe for some strange, unknown reason.
>>77856664
>Lets give Faye an alcohol problem suddenly.
She always had a drinking problem senpai
And I think you're using the word "force" a lot considering he writes his own comic, and these characters aren't real...
>>77856145
Who are you kidding? Jeph makes a big deal out of everything. Have you seen his Twitter? 57,000 tweets of, "IT'S 9 AM AND I AM SUICIDAL OVER BURNT WAFFLES"
>>77856786
I want to draw more of Hanners getting plowed, but so few pairings make sense and Hacks will never put her in a relationship.
>>77857707
go for it family, I think Hanners and Momo go well since Momo should be extremely sterile. being a robot, Momo can have a robodick retract out from her chassis for plowing. Hanners and Veronica would be hot too
>>77856664
>I like Dale, but the relationship was so forced
>panel 4
>you will accept this ship and you will like it
>sincerely, jeph jacques
>>77835723
Isn't Dora in her early 30's? I know shes supposed to be older than everyone else.
>>77856786
Only if she tames his wild spirit and they get hitched. That sounds too eventful to happen anytime soon though.
>>77836473
Its to show time has passed.
>>77856664
Don't worry, Emily was ruined long ago, basically from the start. She was probably meant to be Marten's quirky, somewhat unreliable love interest but with a heart of gold and then handstab happened and ushered in this new era of numb sub-mediocrity.
>>77858103
the trappening ruined the seeds for Martemily, which is sad because they would have worked together (before he ruined Emily by making her retarded during the Clin-ton arc) and he could have still moved onto the tranny in a few years (real, not comic) time. but Hacks doesn't understand pacing, just pandering.
>>77856664
>Lets give Faye an alcohol problem suddenly.
>Suddenly
>Suddenly
She's been an alcoholic since the beginning of the comic. She used to completely switch speech patterns when she was drunk.
>>77857446
Yeah but the urgency was rather sudden(and forced). This is what Jeph does. He claims he has these long arcs in mind years in advance George Lucas style but when it comes down to it he writes the actual script over the weekend (like Lucas) and doesn't proofread any of it. Faye has a drinking problem as a background character trait but Jeph decides to make an arc of it the day he starts writing it. Then he makes all sorts of mistakes and does a bunch of backpedaling and it all falls flat.
Faye is provisionally "cured" until Jeph feels like taking a secondhandstab at it, which, knowing him, could be 2019. Just think about it. Faye gets drunk, except this time it's different (for reasons) and gets fired from her job, even though her boss was buying beer for her to drink at work a few days prior. Then, for some reason(Patreon bux), Claire shows up, makes coffee and leaves. The next day Faye goes to an AA meeting. The day after that, the robot fighting club. Now about 40% of the strip is desperately trying to get the audience to connect with the stupid menstrual robot, whose character sucks, mostly due to Jeph's usual lack of planning, and didn't need to be introduced in the middle of what was supposed to be Faye's redemption (or downward spiral, take your pick) arc.
>>77858508
This dynamic is honestly a hell of a lot more interesting than Claire.
>>77857707
Marten remains a valid target. He's the gateway to her social life. I wouldn't be surprised if dildo play with Marigold were actually canon.
>>77858003
26 in this early strip so probably 28 or 29 by now.
>>77857446
No she didn't, any one of the characters was liable to get drunk when they were partying or upset about something, then Jeph decided to be sober and began to paint using alcohol in any respect as unsavory and problematic
>>77858630
I don't even think a year has passed in comic time. not like Hacks knows though
>>77858508
Jeph didn't seem to want to pair Marten with the trap but kept hinting at the pairing because it drove his audience up. That strip was a last ditch effort to get everyone on board with Emily but it was too late. The character was neglected and Jeph tried to supersize her personality to make up for lost time, which just made the whole thing a wreck. The Padma pairing was more natural and she barely had a character at all.
>>77858540
>He claims he has these long arcs in mind years in advance George Lucas style
Oh okay, so hes a liar. Gotcha
>>77858583
I like Hanners x Marigold. The juxtaposition of body types gives me material to work with.
>>77856000
If he pulled off his sleeve, would he die?
>>77858660
I think a year or so has passed since Marten got the Library gig. Hes said hes been there for a couple of semesters. Plus, there was a 6 month time skip when Marten and Dora were dating, and Sven and Faye were fucking.
So probably 2-3 years tops has passed in QC.
>>77858824
You know, I've seen this image about 50 times and just now I notice hambeast #2 standing behind hambeast prime.
>>77835723
Wait so Dora's totally fine with Tai being high literally all the time, including at work, but it's a problem when Fae is drunk.
Yeah okay I guess.
>>77859315
It's even worse. See: >>77848261
>>77835723
Has the art gone down hill even more so in the last couple of weeks?
>>77835723
wait, dora and faye are together now? since when?
>>77859398
Nigga, thats Marten
>>77835723
>showing up to work high.
Literally the worst kinds of people.
>>77858920
>>77858660
>>77858630
>>77858003
All your timeline needs answered here.The autism is real.
>>77859549
So two years.
>>77859549
1301 is the start of 2005 and it's still 2005, so aside from the 9 month timeskip, QC has taken place over 1 year in 12 years of comics. well done, Hacks.
in other news, ol stabby hasn't given up on this yet (though he is down to about 1 comic a week)
>>77859549
>last appearance: Gabby
Comic
>>77859743
>Oh no I hurt something
>Was literally burning down the village the day before
>>77859743
hilarious since he previously showed Alice being basically orgasmic over beating the shit out of that bitch
>>77859768
>Sorry if the art looks weird in this one, I am trying out a Surface Pro 4 for mobile comic drawing and it takes a bit of getting used to!
more excuses for off model garbage
>>77859768
Oh wow, continuity and Penelope.
Damn, Jeff just be scraping the bottom of the barrel for drama
What's the fucking problem? If Penelope or whoever flakes out then Dora just goes back to working 70 hours a week. How much can she really fuck things up? Meanwhile Dora can interview Faye's replacement with the at least temporarily freed up time. Hard to believe she's really a business owner, especially in the service industry.
>>77859871
it's all just setting up Dora trying to hire Faye back and Faye turning her down because she's in love with Big Red in the illegal-for-no-reason robot fighting league
>>77859871
Goddamn it she better not bring back the hambeast
>>77859898
That or Dora will hire Red based on Fayes suggestion. Because theyre basically the same person
>>77859549
Wait, so in the span of 2 years Marten has had five sexual partners yet he's constantly complaining about his bad luck with women and being forever alone?
>>77859871
>service industry
That is technically the business she's in, but I'm not sure if it really should apply to a hipster place that purposefully gives poor service as a gimmick like hers.
>>77859871
remember that all jobs are just novelty handouts to give humans something to do while the robots do the actual work keeping society running
>>77857998
>forced
Nigger that shit was telegraphed years ago. Obv the two WoW nerds were gonna fuck.
>>77859987
Don't forget settling for dick.
>>77843544
damn I forgot how stacked Faye is. Is she bigger than Marigold?
>>77860215
Theyre about even
>>77843566
You mistyped waifu. Also you are too young to be married. In fact you are too young to be posting here.
>>77859826
I don't even remember what this "Penelope" character looks like.
This is not a good thing if you're trying to set up a joke about her.
>>77861428
Shes the only other blond besides Hanners.
Isn't there one other person that works at the coffee shop that hasn't been shown in years?
>>77861526
Theres Hanners, Penelope, Steves Girlfriend?, Dale, and Dora.
There was one but she was written out after 2-3 appearances. She "died" but Jeff later released a comic saying she got her leg eaten by a dinosaur.
>>77861526
>>77861564
That's Sara
There's also Pizza Girl, and the running joke of yore was that she was also Penelope.
>>77862011
Yeah, but he was asking who worked in the shop. Not old jokes that went no where.
>>77856109
>Why would you get a tattoo if you don't want people to admire and see it?
Because it's something I wanted, not something I wanted to show off to anyone that happens to ask about it. If I'm doing something I'm not going to start taking off my clothes to show a stranger all my tattoos.
>>77835723
Haven't read a update of this in months these 2 still ain't married yet?
>>77859806
>off model garbage
You think there's a model?
>>77859987
Even worse was that it was HINTED that Marten was big, even though he was thought by the fandom as straight.
>>77859584
gets me every time
>>77859768
>>77859768
Penelope is an atheist who considers herself smarter and more enlightened than Christian. She contemptuously considers them ignorant sun-humans who believe in fairy tales.
Just like real life atheists
>>77861526
>>77861564
Raven, Hacks keeps forgetting about her
>>77865728
She got written out, at college or she thought Hammers some science BS.
I really don't get the appeal of this comic. It was the favorite of my best friend in high school, but I remember he said it was for the hipster music references. Why do you guys keep coming back? Sure, it updates quickly, but you don't see constant sinfest threads.I come here once in a blue moon for the edits and encouragement to improve my art.
>>77859768
>Now you're thinking like a Real American Businessman
>>77858920
Kek.
Then Jeph drew a Dr McNinja that was funny until he pussed out on the punchline.
>>77835723
It's getting handstabbey again. I demand more trap action!
>>77860369
But anon, I'm older than you.
>>77864941
You know you implied your own dickishness, right?
>>77835723
Whoa hold on, when did Dora become a lesbian?
>>77872754
#1047
Bonus keking for Marten
>>77873167
Oedipus fucked his mom.
That's way worse. Come on Jeph you fuck.
>>77872754
Anon, any webcomic creator who's been at it for more than 5 years has to have one of their characters turn out to be some stripe of LGBT now, or else tumblr will lash out at them for being "uninclusive."
Jacques was actually a little ahead of the curve by outing Dora as bisexual years ago, then he went full-bore with Claire and removed all interesting conflict from the strip.
>>77872754
there isn't a straight character left in the strip other than possibly Sven
>>77877436
But, anon, Marten is completely straight.
>>77877436
Even Pintsize is gay
>>77879018
He likes the feminine penis.
>>77846601
Well, I mean, it's his salary, he can do with it what he wants.
>>77859768
That art is hideous. These characters are getting uglier.
>>77879504
But anon, Claire identifies as a woman, that means being sexually attracted to her is straight, dick or not.
I mean, sure, being gay is literally being physically attracted to the male form and genitalia, but that doesn't matter with transfolk because reasons.
>>77872217
Does a weatherman imply his own dickishness when he says it's raining while drops of water can be seen falling from the sky?
>>77879018
He's fucking a mentally ill male
>>77879823
>because reasons.
Well, that goes without saying. Everything is because of a reason. It really doesnt help specify anything
>>77879823
Well Claire's clearly been on hormones, she doesn't have a "male form".
>>77880793
It does when he believes the rain is coming from an invisible pissing elephant he CAN'T see, yeah.
>>77880903
Because feelings.
>>77880942
Sure, but pro tip, straight guys don't want to fuck you if you have a cock. I get that on /co/ the attitude is a lot different, mainly due to desperation, but normalfags don't dig chicks with dicks.
Most dudes don't even want to be with post op trannies, which is why they should keep their dicks.
There are some guys who are into chicks with dicks and that's what they want. Nobody wants a falsely approximated vagina.
>>77877436
Dale
Marigold
Faye
Angus
Hannelore
Penelope
Emily
Clinton
Are all straight.
>>77856786
Wait, what's the censor box under her elbow meant to be?
Also more lewd Hannerlore where?
>>77881026
>Because feelings.
Still insufficiently informative
>>77881381
Because they said so, okay?
Stop being so transphobic
>>77881026
>There are some guys who are into chicks with dicks
Except there's no such thing. If you were born with a dick, you're a guy. Just a mentally ill one.
>>77880975
No weatherman would ever say that. No weatherman in the history of meteorology has ever said that. When a weatherman says it's raining, it's because it is factually raining.
Thus it's the same thing when I say that Atheists simply can't leave it at just not believing in God. Every single one Ive ever dealt with has to act like theyre superior to theists.
>>77880942
yes he does
>>77881112
go away jeff
>>77881601
There are other cures available.
>>77881202
semen filled condom
Wil Wheaton took his twitter avatar from QC?
>>77881646
>yes he does
She really doesn't man. Why you so obsessed you got to make edits taking out her titties? That's weird.
>>77881631
>No weatherman would ever say that. No weatherman in the history of meteorology has ever said that. When a weatherman says it's raining, it's because it is factually raining.
And no self-respecting person would make a claim that God exists for the exact same reason.
Gee look at that analogy bite you straight in the ass.
Those mouths.
>>77882096
>semen filled condom
Isn't that Claire's pet name for marten?
>>77884701
QC mouths are literally B^Uckley tier. Each QC character has 2 standard mouth movements, closed and slack-jaweded.
The only thing that puts jeph half a step above Golden age B^U is the fact that he actually has characters move their eyebrows occassionally.
>>77884805
kek
>>77881631
>Every single one Ive ever dealt with has to act like theyre superior to theists.
Maybe it's just that they feel superior to you.
>>77883949
Apparently he's a long time reader. When searching for the strip I found Twitter mentions from 2008.
>>77885017
>Claire will never fuck you after a heated debate with her penis.
>>77886395
Oh and one of the truncated forum descriptions said everyone in this strip is a representation of someone in Jeph's clique so apparently their identities are supposed to be guessable.
>>77886496
>so apparently their identities are supposed to be guessable
ARRU ROOKA SEIMU
>>77880841
You mean getting fucked by
>>77886395
that was fucking 7 years ago.
I've wasted so much of my life on this goddamn comic.
This comic is not healthy
>>77889047
You won't stop. I fucking know you won't.
Jeph could rape your mom's rotting corpse on live television and you wouldn't stop.
>>77889059
oh look he remembered the therapist. wonder how long it will take him to remember Sven's assistant?
>>77889059
>Tai's shorts length changes from mid-thigh to at the knee
Just a week ago, there was Momo's sleeves changing from long to short and back again. Seriously, Jeph?
>>77889825
>he remembered
Not even
>>77889952
lol so much for his books and books of backstory
>>77872754
Shes not a lesbian, shes bi. Theres a difference, I think
