>>77821496

Is Final Fantasy also involved here or is that getting axed?

Because if so, I have a pitch for a movie version of FFVIII. It's five hours long, would cost about a billion dollars, but it would do bank and win Oscars if everyone did everything I said.

You mean completely confusing?

>>77821802
>if everyone did what I said

Hey anon, the studio execs are on the line, they say Squall needs to be less of a loner and more of the lovable rogue type. Also Rinoa needs to be a white, blonde woman. And they don't like the whole "time compression" or the monsters from the moon. They're sending over a revised script where it's Squalliana Jones and Blondoa vs the evil witch who's already in control. They say it'll be a hit with the hunger games crowd.

>>77821802
Will Tifa have the white shirt and big boobs?

>>77821917

Fuck, I knew this would happen. Does anybody know how Peter Jackson was able to convince people to let him do his thing with Lord of the Rings? Do I have to make a deal with Satan?

>>77821496
>tfw Disney has actually wanted to buy Square Enix all this time
>tfw the old post-WWII international embargo that prevents foreign corporations from buying Japanese companies is the only thing preventing The Mouse from buying out Squeenix
whew

>>77821924

Wrong number senpai.

>>77821802

Axed.

Also hopefully all of the Disney characters, or at least the Mickey-related ones, are 2D, making it basically Who Framed Roger Rabbit: The Fantasy Epic.

Be interesting with lesbian pedo maleficent

>>77821991
could you just toss her in there anyway?

>>77822987

I'd have to see some candidates for who would play Tifa, first.

You wouldn't happen to have a list, would you?

>>77821496
Is that the BHK?