Do you read any military comic strips like Terminal Lance?
>>77819490
No because I'm not a fascist
>>77819490
I don't blame anyone for not finding it funny, it's one of those things just for a certain group of people
>>77819598
That group being awful people
>>77819490
>secret penis cult
>>77819897
What?
>>77819490
This cracks me up actually. I spent time in El Paso and an army shrink told me something that basically painted that picture.
>>77819490
Terminal Lance is pretty hit and mss if you're not in the military yourself. Some are genuinely funny and some are "you just had to be there to get it"-tier.
He usually explains his jokes in the accompanying text, but that pretty much ruins the joke.
well women do lack self control, its pretty funny that they simply factor that in, matter-of-factly.
Yeah these comics are pretty good.
I'm not even in the military but its not like its hard to decipher the humour involved, its a pretty ridiculous world to live in and even if its not from the same perspective the oddities are still readily apparent.
>>77819490
>living near the world's largest Naval base my whole life has taught me this
>tfw my side bitches husband just got home from deployment
>>77819864
>communist detected
>>77820170
Chongo for president.
>>77820222
>>77819490
Are there other military webcomics?
>>77819490
I stopped reading when he got too commend-approved and the deployment ended, peace time military is miserable to even read about.
>>77819864
>>77819530
Commie scum
>>77821059
marines really are this dumb but native hawaiians also are assholes who make the island a shithole
>>77821059
>>77820327
>>77820230
these are pretty funny
I do really feel for military kids and their shitty hair styles
>>77821156
>ugh...
>>77821156
That's nice.
>>77821187
>>77821182
Back to /pol/ with you.
>>77821156
Piss off you cunt. These comics are hilarious. Fucking love the USMC.
>>77821226
>"sexism is funny"
No it is not.
>>77821226
Those guys are the best.
>>77821236
The truth is often pretty funny.
>>77821226
>>77821156
>Dicks are like lollipops for women
That's a true fact.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTDvJyIB3lU
>>77821287
Keep going, these are great.
>>77821236
"WAH WAH WAH! These jokes not meant for me are offending me. Stop telling them to me :("
I'm pretty tolerant but this sort of censorship is uncalled for.
>>77821287
>Take this Ibuprofen and drink a canteen of water
Ahhh recruit training was a good time.
>>77821236
>Sexism isn't funny
>>77821304
>>77821279
>>77821303
>>77821320
>>77821324
Fuck off back to pol.
>>77821339
Red Bull, MREs, beer, and pizza. All part of a balanced diet for any marine.
>>77819490
If I see them around.
>>77819490
"I'm gonna go off murdering and then blame you for realizing I'm an asshole that left you alone so I could go off murdering"
>>77821365
>Red Bull, MREs, beer, and pizza. All part of a balanced diet for anyone.
FTFY
>>77821339
>Be based in Pensacola, Florida
>Go to McGuire's
>Legally they can't serve you more than 3 Irish Wakes
I want to go there with my civilian mates and see how many they can take.
>>77821382
>Civilians having MREs
They wouldn't stop bitching long enough to actually finish the bloody cheese.
>>77821362
>If the Marine Corps were a man, I'd push for gays in the military and fuck the shit out of it.
Poetry.
>>77819490
reminds me of GIDDY UP for some reason
>>77821381
>not realising that most marines know this and the initial shock of being cheated on fades after the first month of drinking with the lads
Marines move on, mate.
>>77821395
Oh, the joy of reading those /k/'s MREs stories. Those were the days.
>>77820327
Wow has his art improved over the years.
>>77821421
The full tattoo, people have actually had this done.
>>77821361
Fuck you nigga, I'll post where I want.
>>77821418
Please tell me stories, anon.
>>77821418
>Marines move on, mate.
The innocents they kill do not
>>77821156
But the whole joke is that its unfair for the new wife who hasn't figured herself out left to be ditched for six months.
>>77821361
It's funny that I can no longer tell what's bait and what's just idiots anymore.
>>77821442
Sadly, I don't have them anymore, but the bottom line was always the same: MY ASSHOLE IS ON FIRE, OH GOD WHY DID I DO THIS, PLEASE JUST KILL ME NOW!
>>77821432
thats pretty fucking metal
>>77821447
>muh ignorance of shit I know nothing about
Mate, please. I've sat through enough safety briefings/Rule of Engagement seminars that could last a lifetime.
People who still believe that military personal are just spraying and praying fields of children need to go fuck themselves.
>>77821447
>innocents
Ha
>>77821480
>>77821480
Shouldn't you fucks be running Trump's campaign?
>>77821471
I love how the Americans say Staff Sargent.
"Staff Sar'nt"
>>77821480
>How could you shoot all those kids you monster!
>Honestly you just lead a little less and aim lower
Always fun
>>77821497
>being pro military means pro Trump
Nigga, why would I vote for his dumbass? I mean I know he's going to win but doesn't mean I'm going to encourage that shit happen.
>>77821512
lol where is that from?
Something specifically /co/-related
>>77821523
I'm voting Waka Flocka
>>77821497
>Waah waah Some one who is pro-military must be pro-retard
Dude I'm one of the most lefty leaning people I know. I'm just not a saggy vagina and can understand that some people need to die and there will always be a need for the military.
>>77821362
Someone crop that last face and replace "Marines" with "Anons"
>>77821523
>I know he's going to win
Don't be retarded, Hillary has got this one locked down.
>>77821553
Lmao that's a good one. Max rarely ever does one where the officer is the one who is annoying by an enlisted folk.
>>77821590
I want to say I hope you're right but it seems no matter who wins, we lose.
ITT: retards who literally can't stop taking the bait
>>77821594
This man knows what's up in the world.
>>77821497
I know this is bait, but you know there's a difference between, "Hey, we have a professional military and despite the horrors of the wars civilian governments send us into, we try our best to minimize civilian casualties, a strategy our enemy never really got into." and "YEAH BUILD A WALL KEEP THEM MEXIRABS OUT HOOOO!".
Like what are you doing to help, anon? Are you helping candidates who aren't on the superpac bandwagon raise funds? What local elections are you looking into to help reclaim your state government from the corporate-backed groups that make boiler plate laws to pass on a state level, confident that no voter's going to pay attention to them? Have you looked into your congressperson's voting record lately? Your senator's? Written them about how you're being represented? Voted someone who doesn't represent you out? Considered running yourself for a minor office where you could do some real good on a local level?
There are some real cunts in our military, but most of the professional soldiers I know would like this endless decade plus engagement in the middle east to end because they are the ones fighting and dying in it. Because an entire generation of Americans has grown up knowing only an endless war and a slow, steady body count and are thinking "okay, this is normal." when it is not how its supposed to be. What the fuck are you doing besides Vietnam era blame shifting?
>>77821601
He does note a few times in strips about how bitchy marines can be, that its not always retarded officers.
>>77821447
You're trying way too hard kid.
>>77821657
This isn't a porn board, ew.
>>77821432
Wouldn't be the worst tattoo I've seen on a Marine.
>>77821630
This. I mean me like that other anon know that post is bait but there are so many anti-military fucks who do my head in.
>>77821696
I haven't seen Jurrasic Park 3 in years (YEARS!)
How "effective" were the devil dogs in that film?
these are great
>>77821523
>>77821590
Are you both fucking retarded? Neither of them could win unless Bernie is pushing daisies.
>>77821432
>people have actually had this done.
Can't really blame them.
>>77821730
Its more that JP3 is complete dog shit in every way.
One of the most annoying parts is the boss monster dino for the movie which is supposed to be "so badass" they show it killing a T-rex but it was shitty as hell,
it was mocked in 4 by the original T-rex destroying a statue of it in a blink and you'll miss it moment.
>>77821442
"I sat there grunting and straining for twenty minutes until a shit the size and texture of a brick forced its way out of me, followed by runny diarrhea so forceful the toilet bowl reflected it back, coating my ass, legs, and back, after which I fell to the floor and spent the next half hour whimpering in the fetal position until someone called an ambulance and I spent two weeks in the hospital for severe rectal lacerations."
There you go, the end to every /k/ MRE story.
>>77821816
Hot.
>>77821786
Mate, I want Berine to win but he doesn't have NEARLY enough funding to pull through. He's going to be a fan favourite at best but only in a perfect world would he be my Commander in Chief.
>>77820170
I honestly don't get this joke because I don't know how promotions work in the military.
Do they promote retarded people a lot?
>>77821786
Buddy, listen: he's not going to win. He'll never win. Just let it go.
>>77821806
>Getting those shits pulled
Literally blood and drool fucking everywhere for days (DAYS!)
The whole military wife nonsense is hilarious to me. How the fuck could anyone expect that situation to end well? Why would you marry someone that will be gone 95% of the time, and why would you expect not to be cheated on if you're absent 95% of the time? The people who indulge in military/cop worship propaganda are such mindless stupid fucking creatures it's amazing. The best part is how the husbands/boyfriends will cheat as casually as blinking but think they're justified in murder if their wife/girlfriend does the same.
>>77821836
>Do they promote retarded people a lot?
Oh my days, I wish I had a civilian's mindest again sometimes.
Your chain of command is more often than not a line of people on power trips that remind you of their rank and how they've got heavier collars than you.
Every day I find myself almost lucky to the point of it being divine of having a fucking amazing set of marines in my section and CoC.
Some marines have men/women full of shit that just take shits on their marines.
>>77821361
This is not politics neither politically incorrect, stupid. It happens and theres data of it.
>>77821829
He has enough to travel the country and get media coverage. What does he need more funding for? Bribes?
>>77821730
From what I remember they show up out of literally fucking nowhere at the end of the movie and save everyone.
But I've been trying to forget everything about that movie so I might be mixing things up here.
>>77821900
Because aren't most of them dumb fucking kids?
>>77821900
The root of the problem is that human beings tend to decide these sorts of things with their genitals and not with their brain.
>>77821836
>>77821905
My entire chain of command was black women. We were ITs. It was horrible. Side note, the day I got there I was told straight up during the briefing "You will be sexually Harassed."
>>77821900
First of all, for every marine that gets married for the benefits or within their first enlistment, there are a 3 dozen marines constantly reminding them they need to unfuck themselves.
Second of all, you seem to believe we don't know about barrack bunnies or title chasers. There are loads of injokes about the bitches who do that shit, why do people believe that marines (the military I guess but not the air force because they are gay) don't know this shit? How dumb do you all believe we are?
>>77821836
The dumbest motherfucker at my job who everyone hates was apparently some kind of part-time drill sergeant or something in the reserves and occasionally had to take off work to do that instead. He would brag about doing dumb petty shit like make someone sit peeing down. Yeah, sounds like a competent organization I would pledge my life to.
Here's a question: why are grunts so heavily encouraged to get married? They get all kinds of benefits for it. Why does the army want its soldiers to make poor life decisions and impulse marry some whore that will probably cheat on them while deployed? Does it help morale somehow?
>>77821976
By the Black Women?
>>77821976
By the women or the men? The marines in my section and myself included SAPR the shit out each other all the bloody time. We don't even care anymore. Fuck, I doubt we ever did.
>>77821929
Buying ads, greasing lobbyist palms, hiring investigators to dig up dirt on the opponents, you name it.
The guy with the biggest campaign fund almost always wins the election. You can look it up if you want, that shit is on public record.
>>77822013
No.... by the big strong white men. we would tickle each others balls for favors.
>>77821985
You joke about it but my buddy was a marine and said he was literally the only one in his squad/platoon/whatever that wasn't married. These are guys in their early 20's. Honestly I don't blame them for being dumb that much, why the fuck is the government encouraging them to get married in the first place?
>>77821900
> why would you expect not to be cheated on if you're absent 95% of the time?
Neurodivergents (yes the buzzword, not actual meaning). "Any person who isnt autist thinks exactly like me and not cheat!" "Wow people act different from me, thats why I need meninism/obama".
>>77821985
> why do people believe that marines don't know this shit
Denial phase from some. Will not happen to me, etc.
>>77821860
>tfw you take 6 vicodin a day for the first three days but then you're still in pain for the next four days with no pills left
>>77821320
>I'm pretty tolerant but this sort of censorship is uncalled for.
They're exercising their right to free speech, fuckstick.
>>77822077
>Neurodivergents (yes the buzzword, not actual meaning). "Any person who isnt autist thinks exactly like me and not cheat!" "Wow people act different from me, thats why I need meninism/obama".
Are you high right now?
>>77821985
>How dumb do you all believe we are?
Really, really fucking dumb. Granted my personal experience with Marines extend from a motard loser to an unstable drunk so it's a bit biased.
>>77822051
That sounds about right though. I can't tell if you're being sarcastic.
Think about the type of woman who would agree to marry a man who will be absent a majority of the time. Just think about it, for three seconds. Please, aspiring soldiers, just use your brains this one time in your life.
>>77821432
Personally I'd go with a grenade instead of baby Jesus, but it's pretty good as is.
>>77822057
Literally everyone in charge of you tells you it's a bad idea.
>>77822103
>my freedom of speech begins where yours begins to offend me
.......
>>77821712
I mean no organization made of humans is perfect. It blows my mind when we spend shitloads of money on vanity projects for the DoD that could go to schools, public services, infrastructure, or just defense projects that work, or body armor that works, or anything remotely practical.
But you can state your issues with an organization in a reasonable manner and without calling everyone working there sociopathic child killers. If anything that kind of hyperbole detracts from any rational point you have.
>>77821786
lol bro did you even watch the debates.
Bernie serves his country better in the senate, he'd explode at the compromises you have to make to be president.
>>77822105Yes sorry.
>>77822147
Except the people who are REALLY in charge, who will give you money for doing it.
>>77821860
>get my wisdom teeth pulled
> no blood
>no pain, only numbness when I stand up
>spend the weekend chilling with my gf playing vidya and watching movies and eating milkshakes
though I did have bouts of paranoia from when I thought they took out the wrong teeth
>>77822154
>he'd explode at the compromises you have to make to be president.
Good, I've had enough fucking compromises with Republican shitheads. What's the worst that could happen? They refuse to cooperate? That would be a big change from their current behavior!
Honestly most of terminal lance translates pretty well if you have any kind of experience with the army.
>>77821948
thumbnail made this look like gay porn
>>77821584
In pretty sure you have MSPaint, fagstack. So it, yourself.
>>77822230
Translation?
![fonz[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/qQzeI7O.png "fonz[1].png")
>>77822093
>mfw it stopped hurting and settled down to a tolerable soreness after the first day and was able to eat semi-solid food by day three
I only took something like four pain pills total.
>>77822263
Do you really need it?
>>77822009
>Here's a question: why are grunts so heavily encouraged to get married?
Maybe so they don't fuck local women and whores when deployed
Or worst case, rape them (but if a guy was to do that I don't think being married would stop him)
>>77822276
No, it seems the military idiocracy is universal which I love about it. But I'm asking for a friend.
>>77822264
I didn't really take the pills for the pain though, I took them for fun.
>>77822154
They should cut everyone else's funding down to USMC level. Let those privileged shit stains get the kits we're using back from the 1960s and SHIT.
<3
>>77821860
My dentist managed to accidentally break one of my wisdom teeth into pieces and couldn't get some of the pieces out. I had to ride a bike for 30 minutes (while bleeding from the mouth) to the nearest hospital to get it removed properly.
That was a fun day.
Why don't we have a marine-origin superhero who fights with a cavalry saber? His nemesis could be some Japanese dude with a katana and they sword fight.
>>77822346
Wow you are doing wonders to combat the stereotype of soldiers as being retarded. Apparently living above literal slave conditions is "privileged" now.
>>77822263
>>77822285
>in formation in record time, you have been standing perfectly still for the last 2 hours and no one has even blinked. beautiful boys beautiful.
>for fucks sake you could at least try!
>spurdoing around
>sup guy what company is this can I bum a cigarette
>>77822346
Are you saying that you want to literally destroy American society? What is this?
>>77822416
>marine
>soldier
stop it you're triggering me
More over, privilege is relative.
>>77822181
>eating milkshakes
u wot m8
>>77822214
The Democrats turn on him. Bernie doesn't mesh with either the Democratic establishment or the progressive wing.
>>77822137
According to my aunt and backed up by my uncle, who retired a full bird colonel, the biggest indicator whether or not a military wife will cheat is if she has a job.
>>77822436
No you git, I meant the other branches of the US military.
>>77822403
Well there was a golden-age superhero who was the son of Ares (Mars?) who had a flaming sword and fought the Axis.
I like to have a peek at a world and value system I'm not familiar with. If the person knows its shit, isn't using it as a circlejerk and uses a comic as a platform, than the better.
There was some old webcomic about the author's experience working on the Olive Garden. The topic sounds boring, but it was fascinating to see the observation and many anecdotes that could come from such a "normal" enviroment.
>>77820230
>chongo
>chongita
>>77822403
https://archive.is/dbkBq
Well
>>77822574
Yeah I know all about Mad Jack Churchill
>>77821534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S06nIz4scvI
>>77821090
Damn hawaiians. They ruined Hawaii!
>>77822440
Privilege is ripping off CADPAT then lobbying the pattern to be Marine exclusive forcing the other branches to spend extra money designing new camo patterns.
>>77822554
Oh wow that sounds like a fun read, do you remember the name?
>>77821601
>>77819490
>Women are children.
>Men are candy to women.
>Men leave voluntarily.
>implying there aren't plenty of counter messages NOT to cheat
If this is really the case it should be illegal for women to get married.
>>77821948
That shit hurts
>>77822787
Oh I'm sorry anon, if you can get across the abnormally high rate of cheating and divorce in military marriages in three panels while making a joke please be my guest.
>>77822787
You do realize its a play on the phrase "A kid in a candy store"
>>77822694
http://www.gregnog.com/hostatog.htm
>>77822926
Thank you!
>>77822869
>>77822904
Oh, I get it. I was also in the military. I wasn't saying, "It should be illegal for women to get married," as a joke. It really SHOULD be illegal for women to get married.
>>77821929
Hillary is already bribing CNN, so who knows how it will end.
>>77819490
Funny, I thought it was because most marines (and service recruits in general) come from low-income areas and lots of women marry into the military expecting full benefits and free money and side dick while their SO dies overseas.
>>77823098
Hillary doesn't need to bribe anyone, the power that be for the Dems (George Soros et al.) have already selected her as the Democratic candidate for this year. As much as I can't stand her she really has the best chance for the Dems in the general election, I'm still voting for Jeb.
>>77822869
>abnormally high rate of cheating and divorce in military marriages
People get married in the military so they can live off base and split the cash with the other person.
Military spouses are often unable or unwilling to find work, giving them ample free time to cheat.
It's a toxic system that needs to be overhauled. Couples should have to be married for at least a year or two before the pay benefits kick in.
>>77823219
>I'm still voting for Jeb.
WATTA LOSER
YOU SHOULD VOTE 4 THE CANDIDATE THAT'S GONNA WIN
>>77822926
That was a fun read. Thanks for posting it.
>>77823276
I still can't tell if this one is real or not
Garison is crazy but thats way too anti tumblr
>>77823294
>>77822938
>>77822926
I though it was going to get stale after a second read, but it does has its "I could see this happening" touch of comfyness.
>>77821236
>"sexism is funny"
>No it is not.
Yes it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN6QHDh6RU8
>>77823881
This is actually 2intense4me. I can't stand seeing IRL people's vulnerabilities, I am a weak human.
>>77821860
>>77822093
>>77822372
Jesus fuck what kind of shitty dentists are you people going to.
![045-001-e-copy[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UVy18rx.jpg "045-001-e-copy[1].jpg")
>165+ posts
>no Marine Corps Yumi
>>77822009
Maybe the theory is that having a family at home will make them less likely to risk their lives needlessly?
>>77820327
As a military brat I find it funny that to this day I still only get buzzcuts. I really can't stand anything else.
All the time, not in the Marines but a lot of it is relateable to any branches lower enlisted
>>77823853
Basic really is probably the most unhealthy I've ever been, I think I had 2 days in the middle I wasn't sick
>>77824860
Just weakness leaving the body etc etc
>>77824324
RIPIP
>>77822554
>There was some old webcomic about the author's experience working on the Olive Garden
I've thought about doing something like that about my time working third shift at Dunkin Donuts but then I remembered that I don't have any artistic talent or sense of humor.
>>77825922
The nice thing about slice of life comics is that you get to steal other people's senses of humor.
There are always these
>>77819530
*tippity flipity dipity bipity tripity snipity glipity whipty fedoo
>>77821205
Or else?
>>77821447
>Dune apes
>Innocent
>>77824860
one of my two canteen was solely designated as the receptacle for all the phlegm i hacked up each day. my cough was so bad i would wake up choking it
>>77822137
Think about the pitch the Marines use (with a fair amount of success) though. Think about the kind of people that is going to attract.
Think about what you just suggested, very very carefully.
>>77827677
It's a suggestion, not a threat.
