REKT THREAD
>>77755499
holy fucking rekt
>>77753563
Holy crap when did JL3000 Supes bite it?
>>77756421
This week
>>77756076
Yes, it was horrible what Greg Land did to this series.
Reread this yesterday to avoid family. What a ride.
>>77755896
Steve is a faggot.
>>77753563
I came to this.
>>77753563
>>77756421
>>77756441
probably should have spoilered that
>>77755896
>Thor present
>Karnak still talking shit
I like him, but the nerve of the guy...
>>77755926
what is this from?
>>77756828
He probably thought he was back in the 70s when good kung fu was all you needed to beat thor.He probably could have taken Cap and Clint separately though.
>>77756928
Probably even together, he always have beaten Gorgon who is pretty decent in both skill and strength. But yeah, nowadays Thor is written (most of the time) more consistently.
>>77756928
Mantis is kind of a canon sue though, which is probably how she got away with shit like that.
>>77755499
Wait, is this dude implying he had sex with his brother's girl pretending to be him?
Isn't that kinda rapey?
>>77753563
is that superman with his head ripped off
>>77757175
No he is saying she is lying about the baby being Luke's.
>>77757252
oh snap
reked
Wait, Luke Cage, gigantic black dude? Who the hell did she cheat on him with?
>>77757289
A literal bull.
>>77757289
deadpool
I'm not even joking
>>77756421
Probably in Justice League 3001 (2015) 006
>>77753161
>>77757289
>Wait, Luke Cage, gigantic black dude?
Yep, that's Jessica jones and Danny rand (Iron fist). I don't know who she cheated with though.
>>77753244
>Origin of Gargamel
>>77757324
>implying DP would be unfaithful to his waifu
>>77757344
Oh.
Well, good to know there's no point in reading any more of Avengers Academy
>>77753609
Should have posted the part in Morrison's JLA where they go into Joker's mind.
>>77754486
Fucking awful. Is that Bendis writing?
>>77757429
Ewing
>>77757375
they don't have a monogamous marriage.
>>77757375
Doesn't she have two or three other husbands?
>>77757397
Nah, keep reading, just don't read Arena and pretend everyone lived happily ever after.
>>77757458
>>77757469I don't know, I just read the storytimes
is this even still canon, i hope so
>>77757440
>>77757429
It will be getting worse, Void is gonna somehow lose to Maestro/Ares/other (including Stick, Gamora, Black Punisher and I think one other)
>>77757375
It was before Shiklah, idiot.
>>77753563
What is the deal with the middle row of paneling? It looks terrible.
>>77758994
Sauce?
>>77753609
It's more fun to see Martian Manhunter get rekt though.
>>77760357
Meant to reply to this >>77757402
>>77757402
Fuck it, here's some more.
>>77760357
>>77760409
No, now is the time J'onn rekts
>>77760620
>>77760645
>>77760234
I think it is from Thunderbolts but I'm not sure which chapter.
>>77760786
>Bullseye not throwing
>>77760849
>>77760234
Somewhere in Parkerbolts; that's an evil King Hyperion getting wrecked there
>>77758156
Ares and Void are going to have rematch of the century. And it's not even mainstream Void so why are you mad?
>>77760786
>>77757514
Wish I could do that, but Marvel keeps showing up Hopelessed Nico in my face.
It's gonna be fun seeing how A-Force will be another festival of shilling that stupid Hopeless Arm. Because fuck actually cool, interesting magic, it's flying and pink lasers!
>>77758994
Holy fuck, I knew Man-Thing was based but doing that to Hyperion??
>>77760980
lel take that cunt
>>77755896
pls no bully clint ;_;
>>77760980
Based Riddler
rekt her vagina and her dreams
>>77760980
Now that's a Riddler.
>>77761192
>>77761192
>>77761244
Iktf
>>77761192
Is he really weaker than Widow? She got schooled by a half insane Karnak.
>>77761287
Yeah. Shes got quasi Supersoldier Serum and she got half a century of experience.
Anyone have "Lex giveth and Lex taketh away". Anyway this needs more luthor.
>>77760857
Did someone just get franked the fuck up?
>>77761436
Why is Bruce such a teenage girl?
>>77761192
>Captain Falcon
Isn't he basically the same level of physicality as clint? like he's not a super soldier or anything, he's just a really good normal dude. also clint has soloed like abomination and characters like that, come to think of it, hasn't he beaten Black Widow 1v1? this page is dumb.
>>77761396
Gimme the page where Wanda shreds Namor.
classic
>>77761396
I take it back, cykes was right.
>>77761411
>>77762081
... that is kinda hot
>>77760980
>>77761411
Riddler v. Dr. Light
Which should be canon?
Also, how do people feel about New 52 Ralph Dibny
>>77762753
Haven't read it, didn't like what I heard about it, I will get to it someday. Did Riddler really rape someone?
>>77761192
This is now only a thing thanks to The Avengers.
>>77762811
>Did Riddler really rape someone?
No
>>77761355
Clints done way more than Widow. That page pisses me off.
>>77762811
If he did, could we get his name changed to "The Diddler"?
>>77762811
Who hasn't these days?
>>77762951
absolutly
>>77762966
Klara Prast?
>>77762982
Good god I love silver age physics.
Anyone have the page from JLA where Green Arrow and The Atom actually kill Darkseid? That was awesome.
>get rekt
>have to hear it again in song
>>77757119
>canon sue
Don't do that.
>>77762982
>implying she doesn't have issues she takes out on innocent boys she lures home with video games
>>77763121
I would enjoy that a lot
>>77760855
iirc American Eagle casually caught one of his thrown projectiles right before that. Bullseye isnt afraid of going HTH.
>>77763162
>casually
>>77760855
He did.
It didn't work out.
>>77763256
Anyone got that part where the Thing is talking to this dog because he believes he is actually deformed?
>>77757175
He's saying he doesn't put it below her to lie about whose baby it is.
Classic
This fucking comic.
>>77763790
That is one of the funniest Green Lantern's I've ever seen.
>>77763810
>>77763179
Oh god I'm laughing too much
>>77763811
>>77763790
And also one of the funniest deaths I've seen.
[legit hilarious]
>>77764249
>Also one of the funniest deaths I've seen
You haven't seen shit.
>>77761144
Based Pete being based as usual
>>77761719
110000/10 for the page and filename, holy shit
>>77760880
Greatest own in recent comics history. Too bad no one ever did anything w/ Eagle after this. He was badass.
>>77761396
Is this an edit?
>>77765542
Yeah, it's from Muh Phoenix, Nuzlocke's AvX parody
>>77762811
based peter
>>77765573
>>77764367
I wonder who has an easier time dying, Teen Titans or Green Lanterns?
>>77763248
kek
3 Parter.
>>77765687
>>77765698
This entire fight.
>>77755564
is this marvel zombies?
>>77757518
last I saw still canon, but she's getting bored with him the more he tries to be a better person. If he doesn't massacre a few score of bad guys soon she's prolly gonna divorce him
>>77753244
That baby looks like he's 65 years old
>>77761244
>>77761192
Man, this makes me mad
Fucking MCU, fuck you
>>77766095
>>77764367
What the fuck, John Stewart? You could have easily done something here, bro.
At least Ch'p got better, I guess.
>>77765642
It's a wash but I would probably give the edge to the Green Lanterns.
>>77762537
OH
MY GOD
>>77766073
And people say Thor was the one to benefit the least from the MCU.
>>77766150
>>77766150
Supermanisataloss.jpg
>>77766169
>>77766183
>>77766183
>>77766169
>>77766150
>the butlering
the etrigan edit was still the best thing to come out of injustice
>>77755564
Something about the Marvel zombies keeping their intellect really rubbed me the wrong way
>>77765642
Green Lanterns, because there are more of them to use as cannon fodder.
>>77756522
Didn't he end up coming back like 6 months later, despite having his insides pulled out?
>>77766191
>>77766102
>At least Ch'p got better, I guess.
No he didn't, they made a new cartoon squirrel GL named B'dg
>>77766210
>>77757344
This really took me off guard.
Kinda made me thing that the whole thing was some kind of computer simulation or something, because of how they killed off Mettle so effortlessly, so early.
>>77766227
>>77763811
He looks like an angry Muppet
>>77760871
So this is a different universe Hyperion or something?
I honestly didn't know much about him, until he popped up in the recent Avengers.
Like he really seemed pretty good and based
>>77765634
>Give him the Van Dyne special
I laughed more than i should've
>>77760980
>4th panel
/co/.jpg
>>77760645
Didn't Manhunter have a crippling fire phobia pre-nu52?
He doesn't have that anymore?
>>77766191
>>77766183
Are they gonna give the game's storyline a comics version too?
I'd love to see good v bad supes.
>>77760980
He probably should have packed some brass knucks
>>77760645
Why did bats try and bbq Johnn?
>>77765542
Considering it says "Fuck"
I'm going to assume yes
>>77765687
>>77765698
That mother fucker took getting chopped up pretty well imo
>>77765698
What did he mean by "Um buh"?
>>77766364
He was more or less insane with anger at that point.
>>77761244
>Clint has to recycle his arrows
This page made me chuckle
>>77766383
![512px-SchuComic4P70[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2vRatJK.jpg "512px-SchuComic4P70[1].jpg")
>>77762753
Who did the Riddler Rape?
>>77766443
No rape, but he's currently cecking Ralph.
>>77766240
>That final line
Damn I don't know which hurt Supes more, Alfred's beating or that sick burn.
>>77766206
The last of the queens spawned an infant Annihilus before dying which apparently inherited the original's mind. Or something, it's been a while since I read it.
>>77765793
It's Marvel Universe vs Avengers. Similar premise. People become cannibals, but it doesn't spread by infection.
>>77761436
The really sad part is that Clark would have heard Bruce say that to Alfred thanks to his super hearing.
>>77766378
He meant 'I'm Barracuda', which is what he liked to say a lot. It was his name. He was really tough and survived a million fights with the Punisher.
>>77764180
fucking liberals at it again
>>77766987
why even?
>>77757344
Every time we have a wrecked thread, someone posts this little abomination. Every. Fucking. Time.
>probably to troll Academy fans
Sadly, it will always work.
>>77766228
And yet, his death had the 'most consequecnes' played up.
Because let's face it, Mettle was killed so the writer could have a third character fall onto his self insert's dick.
>>77768885
I suppose the "writer's" names start with B.?
>>77763256
context please
>>77768896
. . . No. It's Dennis "Aptly Named" Hopeless.
>>77768885
ALL METTLE'S WANTED WHAT YOUR RESPECT
>>77768763
To be fair Robo and Skorzeny have a history together and it isn't a pleasant one.
>>77766126
If anything Thor got brought to prominence along with Iron Man.
>>77761686
>>77761192
Yeah they didn't even bother rewriting the dialogue for blackCap, fucking shameful.
>>77769154
>>77758994
Oh man I should really finish Parker's T-Bolts, when I was keeping up with it the time travel nonsense really put me off
>>77762811
>>77762811
oh boy, if he had half the balls of this when mephisto.....
>>77769546
You don't understand anon. The old lady was going to die!
>>77768772
If you're evil, he kills you. If you're just a jerk, you get the spicy toothpick.
>>77753244
Is this the Badger? I fucking love that insanity
>>77760759
Really, a guy as strong and fast as superman that can phase and mindfuck you alongside all his other powers? J'ohn should be broken as hell if he didn't job as much as he does.
>>77760855
He did throw, it doesn't matter how accurate you are when you try to 1v1 an actual superhuman who can catch projectiles.
>>77766296
The cane works well enough if you need to hit someone, cane-fighting is a pretty functional martial-art.
Plus the riddler has used a handgun, shaped like a question mark.
>>77761192
...Falcon is not as athletic as captain america? His power is communicating with birds and wearing a wing suit.
>>77770272
Okay, hold on.
C4 is well known for being stable enough that a gunshot won't set it off.
But, with incendiary rounds? Would that work?
>>77761144
Pre Bendis Spider-man was a beast.
>>77770927
Isn't C4 supposed to be fireproof too?
>>77770971
Yeah, you need the detonator. It's safe enough to use to start a fire. It'll just burn
>>77763810
>>77763842
Rape can be hilarious
>>77764445
>Not MurderMostFowl.jpg
One job
>>77765698
>>77765687
>>77765709
Brutal as hell
Baracuda MAX is still my favorite villain, fucker just loved his life so much .
>>77753563
is he dancing
>>77756076
>>77764445
>>77762081
source please? :)
>>77754486
>uh.. You don't get to make friends.
Jesus.
>>77772898
Journey into Mystery featuring Sif, by Kathryn Immonen.
>>77770296
Is that Bullseye?
>>77774063
>>77774068
>>77774092
>>77770367
Yes.
>>77770367
Yeah.
Does anyone have that page where Batman tries to K.O. Swamp Thing but Swamp Thing re-emerges with multiple clones and they proceed to beat the hell out of Bats? It's from the Alan Moore's run.
>>77773422
yupp
>>77774063
>>77774068
>>77774092
>>77774104
Why does the next chapter keep getting delayed.
>>77780511
Because Ellis.
>>77779242
>>77782110
Nice.
>>77770927
Heat + Pressure = Explosion
You can set a lump of C4 on fire or you can punch a lump of C4, but you can't punch a lump of C4 if it's on fire.
At least that's what the anti-tank guys told me in the Marines.
>>77773186
>Journey into Mystery featuring Sif
thank you! :3
>>77766987
For the first time ever, I'm questioning Frank's methods.
>>77755564
same comic
>>77761144
I know the sense Nightcrawler means it in, but I have trouble not reading that as him geeking out about Spidey kicking their asses.
>>77785484
Aren't there comics in which Thor actually IS helping with those things when he's not Avenging?
>>77785908
This is before that
>>77785484
>>77755564
>"Lets do Marvel Zombies but ummm different!"
>do pretty much the exact same plot points as Marvel Zombies
>except Doom is really an asswhole
>and Punisher was behind everything or demons or something
>>77770459
Thats WHY he jobs
A man who can hear thoughts all around him and can phase through shit should never get hit (or at least not every time he shows up)
But he's not popular so he's a punching bag
>>77765573
>Nuzlocke did an AvX parody
Ok, I really need to read that
>>77786978
IT's hilarious.
>>77762537
Sif needs more fucking love
>>77762951
Oh shit. That reminds me, does anyone have Jesse!Trickster beating the shit out of Axel and leaving him in the garbage?
Remember when Creeper wasfunny?
>>77787260
>Saved him from Apoc
>Saved him from Namor
Is Black Bolt indebted to T'challa or something. Usually only Reed can call in favors from him.
>>77788496
And speaking of Doom
https://youtu.be/q5FcKAe4M1w
>>77781049
There will never be an Ellis comic that ships on time. Fucking Joseph Michael Linsner will put out a book with a proper monthly schedule before Ellis ever will.
