Is it normal for an adult male to have this?
>>77741126
Depends. In a box on a shelf, or does he sleep with it?
>>77741126
Depends, how easy is it to put an onahole inside?
>tfw no Vanellope doll to hold me at night as I cry myself to sleep
>>77741126
Depends. Does the adult in question have some kind of mental disease?
>>77741172
Autism count?
>>77741126
No.
But it not being normal doesn't mean you shouldn't do it.
There's plenty of other reasons for that.
It wouldn't even be normal for an adult female to have it.
>>77741126
It's kind of creepy compared to how she looks in the movie.
>>77741126
I'm 36 and I have the Thinkway version which is way cuter. Shes my little Jelly Bean.
Had her on display for a few months and noticed she was collection dust so I cleaned her with my and strapped her back into her box
>>77741126
I'd hot glue that doll.
>>77741144
Which of those options would make it "normal"?
>>77741362
Both seem normal to me. Sleeping with it would fuck up her hair for sure but to each their own.
You should buy the plush version if you wanna sleep with it like I did with a Disney character once.
It's 2015, anon. Abnormal is the new normal.
>>77741397
Are you talking about gay marriage or Transgender pre-school teachers or blacks dating white girls?
>>77741126
I'm perfectly normal and I've been collecting cartoon and anime dolls/figures since the early 90s. They fill up about three closets in my home.
>Come on, anon
>Please buy me
>I want to go home with you
Its not normal for an adult male to be here, so who cares?
>>77741601
I already did tho and your in my room right now.
>>77741126
Only if you're in the animation business.
>>77741391
>rainbow dash
That's Lyra Heartstrings
>>77741787
What if your an animator but you can't get anyone to pay you for your work and you're not in the business.
>>77741853
Hide that stuff when people come round to your place until you get your big break.Speaking from experience.
>>77741300
Cleaned her with your what, anon?
>>77741960
>Hide that stuff when people come round
Easier said than done. My room is where I keep my stuff. The only bathroom in my house is inside of my bedroom. Every time company comes over and wants to piss or take a shit they have to walk into my bedroom. They see every thing laugh and leave the smell of their shit in my bedroom.
Can't tell them to fuck off and not come in or mother flips the fuck out.
>Just die in my sleep already as other anons have wished upon me already by saying "I hope you die before your remaining parent does."
>>77741126
depends i have seen people with some pretty out there disney collections but otherwise they are normal people.
>>77742050
Don't have people over/tell them your shitter is broken/move to another place/get cabinets you can close.
>>77742226
Can't stop older bother from coming over every year with his new horrible judgmental wife since my mom waits all year to see her son.
Asked mom if we could tell brother and his wife shitter was broken. She flips out screaming "You know your brother, he sees right throw bullshit stories, he'll get upset and never come visit me again."
Have a 9hr a day , 6 days a week full time job but I don't get paid enough to afford rent in my area so can't move out. Getting a new job that pays more is not an option.
I don't have cabinets. Just glass display cases which look nice so I can't close them.
>>77741218
What if an adult female dressed like this?
NO THIS IS NOT NORMAL
>>77742764
>NO THIS IS NOT NORMAL
You should change your trip form "Abnormal anon" to NORMIE ANON than anon.
>>77741154
This guy's got the right idea.
fleshlight brand fleshlights are like 60 dollars overpriced
>>77743233
>Stealth
What the fuck part of a womans body is that
>>77743428
back of the knee
>>77743428
The coin slot
>>77743428
Knife wound
Great, you reminded me of that fucked up fic someone wrote here where Sid brutally tortures and rapes a living Vannelope doll.
>>77743428
It is a sex toy that is not supposed to look like a sex toy. Personally I think Tenga does a much better job at that.
>>77741126
depends on where he keeps it and if it smells... weird
>>77743428
the ninjina
Who cares? If you want it, get it.
>>77743561
The toys are able to move when humans are looking as shown in the movie. Why they didn't do it to prevent being destroyed by Sid before? He doesn't sounds like the kid that would still destroy a toy if it asked him for mercy.
>>77743428
Navel
p hot tbqh
>>77741126
You keep anything in your home that makes you happy. If anyone says anything, fuck 'em. Life is too short.
>>77741126
Does...does anyone have that greentext?
>>77743561
>>77743703
You have my attention.
>>77743830
It was hot
>>77742432
get a curtain rod and jury rig something up so you can hide it. i did it at my last place and i refuse to touch a frikken power tool.
>>77743863
link?
>>77741126
Good goy! Worship the jew!
>>77741126
>Is it normal for an adult male to have this?
Only if you wreck it.
I have Vanellope too, right next to my Ralph, Finn and Jake, Mordecai and Rigby, Dipper and Mabel, Teen Titans Go, and Big Hero 6 figures.
>>77743663
>Makes this post
>Doesn't post screencap, post number , or link to thread
Prof or it never happened
>remember wanting one after seeing the movie with friends
>it was sold out at most stores
>friend said she was disappointed she couldn't find one
>Finally found one
>would have felt guilty keeping it for myself go i gave ti her as a Christmas present
>barely talk to her anymore
I shoulda kept it for myseland contemplate my life about it
>>77744180
underrated post.
>>77741126
She looks like a damn Chipette
>>77745801
What?
>>77743466
Maybe?
>>77745895
O_O The resemblance is uncanny
>>77741126
Dunno, why don't you ask some normal adults?
Coming here to ask that is like asking the special ed class if its normal to eat the paste.
>>77741126
Only if it has the proper labeling.
>>77746346
>normal adults
What's a prerequisite one would need to qualify as an adult these days?
>>77746415
Able to hide their social awkwardness and sexual deviancy.
Or extreme ignorance and naivete.
>>77741126
i usually do dirty things to dolls so no
>>77741300
Yes.
Yes, it is!
This is what you all want, isn't it?
>>77749279
THIS IS A BLUE BOARD! MOOOOODDDSSSS!
>>77743428
>he doesn't know how prostitutes work
>>77749279
Her neck is almost as thick as her body. I would expect a better proportioned toy.
>Caring about what people think
>Not having a collection of cool stuff
I'm not big on collection toys, but it look cool to have stuff you like.
It show your not a boring person, and most people I met who have a collection, and are pretty cool to talk to.
Alot of people are not going to understand why others buy toys for themselves, and most of them have their head so far up their asses. They think that you have a mental illness.
There was a child opera singer named Jackie Evancho who was mad popular five years ago. She had platinum releases of her albums and they made a two and half foot doll of her. Most of her fans are men 40-75. Enjoy black Friday
>>77749988
>toys
>cool stuff
>>77749988
yoooooo! Dat Mewtwo tho!
>>77750084
That's nothing. Remember the movie Lolita? Don't deny, your dick does!
>>77749388
best for throat fucking
>>77741196
This.
>>77750112
If I wanted that I would want a tight throat that expands as my dick gets in.
>>77750096
Maybe he keeps them in his freezer.
>>77750267
well, actually, i was thinking of making her a latex body, that will be easy, like when i made a custom Flex Armstrong, then, just replace parts with onaholes,give her a nice flash colour latex cover, paint her realistically, and presto, best fucktoy you can dream of
>>77750103
Read the book first. Can't trust Humbert with telling the truth.
>>77750472
That would take a lot of work but if you manage to make a good one I bet you could sell it for a very high price.
>>77750489
No, I mean, old guys would ask for an autograph of the girl who played the role in the movie.
>>77743428
back of the knee maybe
