Master Anon, it is by rules that you only use
2
Sheets
You ever hear the one where the bear asks the rabbit if he has trouble with shit clinging to his fur?
I hate it. Half the time my shits come out smoothly and only one or two wipes are needed, but the other shits have me burn though half a roll of toilet paper trying to clean up.
i just realized how strange it is that imaginary friends piss and shit
>>77732678
Well if they eat...
>>77732678
Only if the kid who imagined them made them that way. Which isn't much more abnormal than imagining that they don't have to; it makes them more 'real' as it is a function that all people and animals have.
Talk about shitposting
>>77732641
Hint:use water in conjunction with the paper.
>>77732880
I tried this but the paper just falls apart when you wet it and the water in the bowl is already contaminated, making it even more gross.
>>77732880
This is America, we don't have bidets.
>>77732641
>still using toilet paper
>not using wipes
Hey, call me a faggot if you want, but I'm done in 2 wipes with one sheet.
>>77732893
Be quick with the water, and get better paper.
>>77732913
I live in America, and my ass is always super clean.
>>77732893
Anon, he meant wet it in the faucet.
... anon, you didn't just wet the paper in the same toilet bowl you shat in, did you?
>>77733002
>Be quick with the water, and get better paper.
I'm good, I was so unhappy with the results that I bought a specially trained miniature pot belly pig.
>>77733003
>... anon, you didn't just wet the paper in the same toilet bowl you shat in, did you?
I didn't not wet the paper in the same toilet bowl I shat in, yes.
>>77732347
2 sheets is the scouting party to see how bad my bunghole is then you bring in the army to clean shit up
>>77733035
>not getting a trained ocelot to lick your ass
>>77733000
>tfw my ass is allergic to most wipes and fancy toilet paper and becomes a bleeding, oozing mess if I use them
>>77733068
Ocelots are expensive and you have to eat a special diet to get them to lick you.
>>77733000
>Trips, dubs, trips
Jesus fuck
Anyone ever hear the story of how Rob Schrab had an incredibly disgusting crusty butthole from adhering to that rule since childhood
>>77732880
Vaseline works
>>77733347
Why would anyone use vaseline?!?
>>77733000
I tried that once, the wet sensation felt awful.
