YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR
Hes right to complain, but yelling is unnecessary.
PIZZA TIME!~
>>77726888
Was this before or after he got the landlord's daughter's panties wet?
Its my headcanon that Doc Oc became Venom for Spider-Man 3
OUT AM I?
>>77726888
For some reason I will always love the scene in Spidey 2 when the landlord's daughter brings Peter cookies and just sits and awkwardly watches him as he eats them in front of the window.
>>77726987
you're the one who's out, gobby
>>77728128
IMPRESSIVE
I was never up with hollywood gossip, but my mom kept telling me that Tobey didn't like playing Spider-Man after the first movie. Is that true?
SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
![tumblr_inline_mxxp045c3a1raa84o[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gcF4SYg.jpg "tumblr_inline_mxxp045c3a1raa84o[1].jpg")
>>77726888
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED!!!?
>>77726925
during
BACK. TO. FORMULA.
>that is a good boy
What did he mean by this?
What the fuck was wrong with these movies
>>77728454
They were fucking great.
That's what.
![2a2b483b-85d1-4bd2-9979-aba660e2e809[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ObcZeZU.jpg "2a2b483b-85d1-4bd2-9979-aba660e2e809[1].jpg")
>None of that matters Peter. You're my friend.
>>77728429
he dindu nuffin he gun to church
THINK ABOUT IT HERO
I can't be the only one who wanted Peter to end up with the daughter, right?
Peter should've dumped Mary Jane's bitchy ass for Ursula or Betty.
GOoOO!?!
>>77728454
raimi
is what is RIGHT with these movies
>>77726888
Wooaah, he stole that guy's pizzas!
You're the one who's in Gobby!Insane!
YOU MESS WITH ONE OF US, YOU MESS WITH ALL OF US.I actually find that to be a genuinely heartwarming moment.
WE'LL MEET AGAIN, SPIDER-MAN!
>>77728454
Nothing
>>77728598
You're the one who's falling, Gobby!
"Falling in love "
>>77728429
He said "He is a good boy, something must be wrong" as for what he mean. I guess that outburst was so out of character it had to mean something was wrong.
>>77728511
Dumb feelposter.
![big_1424630590_image[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CWi8nPn.jpg "big_1424630590_image[1].jpg")
>>77726888
RAINDROPS KEEP FALLING ON MY HEAD
GOOOAAAAH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT55pvSe9R4
>>77726888
I have always wondered what did he mean by this.
>>77728595
http://wtspizza.ytmnd.com/
Oh
Oh god..
Has, has /co/ found our answer tosheev posting?
SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
>>77728271
I WAS START THIS CLAN!
>>77726888
Tobey Maguire is a shitty actor and a terrible Spiderman, nigger looks like a creepy closet pedo.
>>77728454
>implying Spider-Man 2 has a single flaw and isnt the pinnacle of human art
THEY SAY THAT A HERO WILL SAVE US
>>77729130
HOLY SHIT THAT KILLS ME EVERYTIME
>>77728626
However complete bullshit.
>implying the average New Yorker gives two fucks about anyone but themselves
>That parker kid knows where spider-man is
>I'll throw a car at him
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>>77729246
>Toby Maguire is in it
>'the tentacles made me do it'
>god awful sound track
>MJ a shit
>Harry a shit
>Peter/Harry/MJ love triangle a steaming pile of shit
>'I lose my powers when I get bummed out'
>can't go three scenes without an unfunny cringe moment
AVENGE ME!
>>77729392
The Spider-Man 2 game is nearly perfect.
>>77729458
Fucking this, my xbox doesn't work anymore, and the PC version is worse than shit, I really miss that game
>>77729519
Seriously though the console version only has like 2 flaws.
>no unlockable costumes
>for some reason JJ isn't voiced by JK Simmons and the guy who does voice him sounds terrible
Other than that it's literally perfect.
>>77726888
Tell me how SM2 is a 4 star movie, family.
>>77729458
>Black Cat
>Shocker
>AND Mysterio
>>77729365
The willingness for people to viciously murder each other in superhero movies always astounds me.
>escaped (unarmed) petty bank robber (who turned himself in to prison in the first place because of moral guilt) hiding and not provoking you
>decide to use all of your body weight to forcefully behead them with a shovel
What the fuck was this guard going to do if it was just mortal Flint, and not Sandman? How did he know that he wouldn't literally murder this guy in cold blood? Hey, what's that in the sand over there, is that the script?
>>77726957
... How does that make any sense at all?
>>77728161
No he loved it of course. All the actors had a bad time during SM3 though, studio execs were micromanaging shit, Raimi was frustrated as hell, Dunst and Franco just smoked weed all day and acted retarded. None of the actors wanted to come back but they said if Raimi was directing they would, he's that cool of a guy.
>>77728715
Is that Larry David behind him?
It helps maintain the illusion.
Reminder that the best scene in the entire trilogy is Sandman's "birth".
>>77726957
This post gave me cancer.
>>77726888
You know, he wasn't wrong. That dude was a pretty shitty superintendent.
>>77728063
>Want some chocolate cake?
>.... Okay.
The flying fuck was the point of that scene?
![Spider-Man_368Pyxurz[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/INyyc93.jpg "Spider-Man_368Pyxurz[1].jpg")
He knows a hero when he sees one. Too few characters out there, flying around like that, saving old girls like me. And Lord knows, kids like Henry need a hero. Courageous, self-sacrificing people. Setting examples for all of us. Everybody loves a hero. People line up for them, cheer them, scream their names. And years later, they'll tell how they stood in the rain for hours just to get a glimpse of the one who taught them how to hold on a second longer.
I believe there's a hero in all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady, and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams.
>>77728271
AVENGE ME!!!!!!!
>>77728429
you mean good goy
>>77726888
Spiderman trilogy : Amazing Spiderman scenes. Awful Peter Parker Scenes
Amazing Spiderman: Amazing Peter Parker scenes. Awful Spiderman scenes.
>>77729358
butthurt new yorker detected
i'm spider-man no more
>>77729869
it's breather a for parker. just a time where he gets a free cake
>>77730086
he probably could have gotten some pie too
>>77730020
NOooooooooo!
![ice_cube_wtf[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/awZmfni.gif "ice_cube_wtf[1].gif")
>>77726957
Explain this shit.
>>77729458
I loved that game but the music would almost never fucking play.
Half the time I'm swinging around New York I'm just hearing sound effects. Then the Spiderman movie theme would randomly play for like 30 seconds then fade out.
Still a solid game overall though.
>that Mysterio boss fight
>>77730035
>Awful Spiderman scenes.
first encounter with electro is GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxwG0vyWsWk
sorry for the shitty quality fitting this shitty movie
>>77730379
In this scene it's mostly him talking him down or trying to talk him out. It doesn't have a lot of "fight" rather than 1 fire hydrant or him trying to dodge things. Shows a lot more personality than than the first 3 movies.
Deep in her arms, I think I see the future!
Deep in her eyes, it's myLast Chance
>>77729458
Need a first person spiderman game already tho. Fuck is the hold up?
>>77730035
>Amazing Spiderman
>Amazing Peter Parker scenes.
CHOCOLATE MILK
>>77730906
YOU FAGGOTY ASS MOTHER FUCKER! I FORGOT ABOUT THAT PIECE OF SHIT FILM AND THAT STUPID ASS RETARD PART
God I'm glad Spider-Man is back at Marvel.
>>77730010
>>77730906
>Uncle Ben supposed to die over a pointless thing
>CHOCLATE MILK REEEEEE
>>77729630
Most of the voice acting was pretty bad, but the gameplay was so fun you can overlook it.
Definitely needed unlockable costumes, though.
>>77729458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czTksCF6X8Y
>>77729458
>mfw there was more spiderman in the game then there was in the movie
>>77730035
I think having to narrow everything down to some simplistic, 'balanced' view is a genuine sign of autism.
>Dogs are nice but stupid
>Cats are mean but smart
>Anything else is too complicated for me
>>77731232
And that's why I don't get how people can have such great regard for Raimi's films? He essentially directed soap operas with some Spider-Man elements sprinkled here and there.
>>77731300
it's because they're well made movies, you can talk about them not being accurate to the comics all you like, movies can have too much action, the raimi movies prioritized making a good movie above jam packing it with as much action as possible, or 100% comic accuracy which I applaud greatly.
They're movies, not comics, it's fine to be different because the comics will always be there.
>>77731300
Spider-Man 2 is literally the best superhero movie ever made
>>77729358
You need to keep in mind; this movie was released just a year after 9/11. Whether that was a thing or not in-canon, it does at least justify the logic behind putting that scene in.
>>77729365
I don't care how little sense that scene actually made, that was the absolute hypest shit when the trailer came out. I was losing my shit seeing Doc Ock's arms stomp on the ground while advancing towards them.
>>77731430
Seconded
>>77731269
Welcome to 4chan, where there is literally no such thing as a middle ground and if you disagree with me you're a fucking dirty pleb that should go back to reddit, but if you do agree with me you're a patrician with good taste.
>>77731430
Popcorn wise yes, style and story wise its after Unbreakable
>>77731430
>MFw not 4 parth
GO, WEB!
>we will never get such ideal casting as Willem Dafoe, and JK Simmons
>>77729358
That's BS, new yorkers are just as willing to help people as people from other cities
unless it's rush hour, fuck what you need i'm trying to beat traffic or get a good spot on this fucking train
>>77734204
SHAZAM
>>77731163
Ohhh nooooo. Doctor Cooonners claaaass.
"So Alfred, were going to tell me my dad was Green Goblin and impaled himself with his own glider before or after I alienated all my friends and blew my face off?"
I'M SO HIGH
>>77729392
>Implying Tobey is perfect 60s dweeb Peter
>implying SM2 Doc Ock isn't the GOAT version of the character
>Implying Elfman isn't the fucking man
>Implying Kristen Dunst didn't give you a boner
>implying Harry calling Otto a hack isn't the greatest thing ever
>Implying there was even a Peter/Harry/MJ love triangle in SM2
>Implying that wasn't taken right from one of the most beloved spiderman comics
>implying those unfunny cringe moments weren't intentionally unfunny to illustrate how awkward and goofy Peter is
>>77734681
AND THEY SAY THAT A HERO CAN SAVE USSSSSSSSS
>>77726888
The terrifying...
The deadly...
The amaaaaaaaaazzingg SPIDER-MAN!
FINISH IT
>>77735683
YOU GONNA GET DESTROYED
>>77735621
I'M A 65-MILLION DOLLAR CIRCUS TRAGEDY.
>>77735683
BONE SAW IZ REDEEEEE
>>77730010
Marissa ToMay is gonna have a lot to live up to. I hope that Spider-Man is constantly being "raised" by the different people in the MCU, and he has to choose which teachings from which people are right for him.
>>77735902
Actually more like 75
>>77735902
HOPE
DANGLES ON A STRING
Do you guys think the new Spider-man movie will be any good?
Raimi did nothing wrong.
>>77730010
Raimi and her both thought that she knew Pete was Spider-Man.
>>77729458
>tfw I still have it
WHEELS UP, PARKER
>>77737242
https://youtu.be/yEz_zs67hwY
He looks like a younger Michael Douglas screaming ANTS
>>77726920
sometimes pizza time times pizza some pizza sometimes pizza time pizza time
>>77737480
I don't understand
>>77737261
Why the fuck did this make me laugh so hard?
>>77737647
>implying
>>77737541
where this reference from?
>>77729392
this looks lke sum underage
>>77737480I actually like this
>>77737480
>/co/ will dfend this
GO0O0O0O0O
>>77726920
I'm not paying for those
>>77737480
It felt like /tv/ secretly found their way into the editing booth. What the fuck happened with ASM2? At least ASM1 felt like people were TRYING to create something half-presentable.
>Hey guys.
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
>See ya!
>>77737261
Holy shit
>Oh no, Dr. Conner's class...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czTksCF6X8Y
this is a 100% real frame from spider-man 1
>>77741005
2spoopy
Is the black singer lady from Spider-Man 1 like even a real person?
>>77741005
holy fucking lel
>>77737480
>FOR U
IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!
>>77736893
I always figured that. I also think Gordon knows who Batman is, and Perry White suspects Clark is Superman.d
>>77729392
so you're the faggot to actually wants Andrew Doucheface?
ayyyy
>>77735683
THAT'S NOT MY NAME; HE GOT IT WRONG, IT'S THE HUMAN SPUDER
>>77741121
Best line hands down.
>>77728454
Absolutely nothing.
Maybe the Goblin costume.
>>77741277
Bite me ya primitive screwhead.
>>77729392
You literally just described the things that are great about it.
>>77741121
>play tf2
>a guy called tony stark in a cave with a box of scraps
>You've been killed by a sentry gun built by tony stark in a cave with a box of scraps.
>>77741005
WAKE
ME
UP
>>77734468
Such a waste
>>77736143
CUM ON MY FACE BROTHER
>>77740950
I got so caught up in what I was doing I forgot all about it. He's gonna kill me.
>>77728735
i have no idea what i just watched, but i like it. also i want pizza now
Speaking of Raimi, you guys remember Darkman, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbdeAhpIPhE
>>77735742
FROM EEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!
>>77741679
>>77741277
>only italian and japanese spiderman act like actual spiders
>>77736893
I think thats true in every spidey universe
No way she puts up with all that shit if not
>>77736874
I want it to be a netflix series, since spiderman has always been high school shit and monster of the week.
>>77741773
Darkman was pretty great and the reason Raimi got spiderman
>>77741465
>Maybe the Goblin costume
I liked the Goblin costume, though.
>>77741773
Gonna love Liam Neeson
I got the trips
>>77742447
But William Dafoe already looks like a goblin...
>>77742447
>tfw most of Willem Dafoe's glorious ham was covered by that stupid helmet
As bad as it may have been, I really enjoyed a lot of SM3. I can't say the same for any parts of the new movies.
>>77729358
I like to think if someone engaged in the kind of Supervillainy Norman was getting up to, they'd get trash thrown at them, even in New York.
>>77726888
FLY
>>77742790
SHAZAM!
>>77742524
>William Dafoe
looks like moot with FX makeup
seriouslym how is someones nose that sharp? he would make a good looking joker.
>>77728626
Spider-Man movies are the best for unexpected, heartwarming heroic moments.
>Bridge crowd yelling at Green Goblin
>JJ telling Gobby he gets the pictures of Spider-man from an anonymous source
>Train crowd trying to protect Spidey, then helping him and promising to keep his identity secret
>Crane operators in TASM2 lining up their cranes to help injured Spidey more easily swing to Lizard
hate the way peter is cocky and handsome in the new movies, honestly. toby peter seemed more like a genuine nerd boy who got super powers.
>we had coffee, Eddie
>>77743025
All of those were fucking fantastic. I really wish more superhero movies these days were dedicated to moments with the public. The train scene in Spider-Man 2, and Spider-Man 2 itself is still my favorite superhero movie period. Everyone lifting Peter to safety, the guy commenting on how young he was, and the kid promising they "Won't tell nobody" were GOAT.
>>77742447
>That second mini mouth
>>77743119
>>77741773
TAKE THE FUCKING ELEPHANT
>>77729765
Makes more sense than a black Electro
Besides, we've seen a Scorpion Venomn and a Doc Ock Carnage
>>77730906
>Old man sees guy with a gun running
>'I'll catch him!'
When I watched this with my Dad his immediate reaction when Ben was shot was 'You stupid old fuck'
>>77740833
Just felt like too many cooks were in the kitchen.
It couldn't have helped that they allegedly filmed so many scenes for ASM2 they had to split it into two movies.
ITS YOU WHO"S OUT GOBBY
>>77729358
Depends on the town
>>77743025
The scene in Spider-Man 2 after he's quit where May tells Peter about how that little neighbor kid idolizes Spider-Man and how there's a hero in everyone gets to me every time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wes8IR-yGrU
>Years later they'll tell about how they stood in the rain for hours, just to get a glimpse of the one who taught them just to hold on a second longer.
That's the best Spider-Man movie moment to me.
>>77729325
I want to do unholy things to that bitch and her stupid sister.
>>77729458
>tfw looking for all the hint tokens
>one of them said "if you collect them all I'll say something different"
>I did it
>I collected them all
>every single one now says "something different" in a different tone of voice
>all 250+ of them
I'm still retardedly mad. It was a fantastic game, though.
>that fucking stair step combo
it felt fucking good.
>>77744315
That attack was seriously overpowered.
>Web blast enemy
>Turn on spider sense
>Start combo
>Turn off spider sense as soon as the stepping starts
>Attack a bunch of times and regenerate all of the spider sense you used
Some optional parts of the game were still crazy hard, though. The warehouse challenge area, some of the races, and the later Daily Bugle challenges are still too hard for me
>>77744371
Yeah, some of the game was definitely crazy. I'm still not entirely sure how close I got to 100% beating it, but I'm fairly certain it was pretty close
The guy who did most of the work on the swinging in the Spider-Man 2 game has a Kickstarter going for a similar game he's been working on, all about swinging, wall running, and other stuff like that.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/551129138/energy-hook-0
>>77744460
Oops, meant to link to the game's page itself. Looks like it's well past being funded, currently in early access, and officially releasing next year.
http://www.happionlabs.com/energy-hook/
>>77744088OUT OF YOUR MIND
hey does anyone know if bonesaw is ready?
HE STOLE DAT GUY'S PIZZAS
>>77744541
He'll always be readyin my heart;_;
>>77744541
>>77744631
In my school, "Bonesaw" became the new "Owned" because of this movie.
>>77743001
>>77742834
GOWEBGO
>>77730010
Great words, uncle May. I love you.
>>77744758
holy shit that was an actual thing that happened at other schools? This makes me happy.
>>77744508
>>77744460
this looks like one of those games that looks cool in a webm but I could never git gud enough to play it well enough to have fun
AND DELIVER US OUR PIZZA!
>>77728429
The weird landlord was such an odd part of 2&3.
They could have devoted more time to fleshing out the villains, but nah they gotta give screentime to Pete's landlord and his daughter with aspergers
>>77744935
I'm not even going to bother pointing out what's precisely wrong with this post so I'll just leave it at that for people to gaze in wonder at it
>>77731430
Nah. The biggest problem with Spider-Man 2 is that it misses the entire fucking point when Pete just randomly loses his powers.
If he has no more powers then the debate of "great power comes with great responsibility" is gone.
He should have quit being Spider-Man without losing his powers like he did in the comic.
>>77737480
ASM2 was such a clusterfuck
>>77742536
His eyes did all the talking you needed though.
>>77741051
How old are you?
>>77741277
That's what I loved about the Raimi trilogy. Even when he starts being badass, Peter still manages to be an autist.
>>77743082
This so much desu
>>77742726
>there are people who don't like this scene
I don't get it, look at people are reacting to him. It's supposed to make you cringe. Symbiote possessed Peter isn't supposed to be cool.
>>77745206
That's such a Ditko thing to do though. Everyone had personality and felt like real characters in these films. Even small people like Peter's boss at the pizza place.
>>77728735
>8:00
oh lord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-NjyWMs5Dk&index=26&
>>77741155
But does JJJ know who Spider-Man is?
>>77745880
No. He's too obsessed with making spiderman a villain to be actually perceptive
>>77745880
I hope in the MCU we get Ultimate JJJ
>>77746191
I hope we get R. Lee Ermey JJJ.
>PARKER, WHY DID YOU JOIN MY BELOVED PAPER!?
