The movie wasgeneric at best
>>77715845
It has a very familiar plot.
>>77715845
Needed more tower explosions.
>>77715845
COWABUNGA
>>77715845
Let's see....
Mutant turtles know martial arts because of a ridiculous convoluted reason
Fight a stupid villain
Speak in annoying ways of todays kids
Have rap music tie ins
DOESN'T SOUND FAMILIAR AT ALL
CHILDHOOD RAPED
>>77716538
>not muh tmnt
>>77716538
Our fault that we grew up.
Sadly, it is the second or third best turtles movie depending in your feelings about the Vanilla Ice.
The flashback sequence of the Kidturtles was pretty fun
>>77715845
It's shit, but I legitimately love this movie.
It's sad when you think about the wasted potential though because the designs are great and the voices/characterization is perfect.
All it needed was a better script and a better actress as April. Could've been better than the 1990 movie.
>>77716861
>Could've been better than the 1990 movie.
Ninja please.
>>77716538
>He doesn't read TMNT comics.
>>77716700
The first and TMNT are better.
>>77717096
So, it's the third best then.
>>77717073
>>77717153
I remember those issues, They were fucked up.
>>77716986
It could've.
The designs are better and Donnie and Mikey aren't the same character in the 2014 movie.
Just neeeded less scriptwriters (there were like 10 IIRC) and a better April.
>>77717153
Read the issue where Raphael tells raphael to go fuck his ex
>>77717185
the designs look way to crowded, Donnie had way too much crap that wasn't needed.
KNOCK KNOCK YOU ABOUT TO GET SHELL SHOCKED
>>77717226
Can't disagree with you there.
If the designs were a less crowded and thinner they'd be perfect.
>>77716538
Yeah, it managed to take everything stupid or ridiculous about every other decent version of the turtles and make it even more unbearably stupid. Yeah in the old comics and cartoons their knowledge of martial arts was ridiculous and convoluted, but at least they didn't become ninjas because of some moldy instruction book they found in the fucking sewer.
And all that you listed is nothing compared to the rest of the massive plotholes littering that piece of shit movie.
>>77715845
It was crap
>>77715870
verrrry familiar
>>77717336
Stupid and convoluted is better than lazy and uninspired. I think I would have preferred watching another Transformers.
it wasn't bad, altough some of the mutant abominations were hard to watch
>>77716538
>ridiculous convoluted reason
No, at least Splinter had a master to learn from.
That's suspension of disbelief.
Splinter learning from a book? when the fuck did he learn to read?
![tmnt-2014-megan-fox-whoopi-goldberg-02[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XUbaFyo.jpg "tmnt-2014-megan-fox-whoopi-goldberg-02[1].jpg")
>>77717449
forgot my pic
I thought it was fun
>>77717449
just look at her ass like everyone else.
>>77717459
>Splinter learning from a book? when the fuck did he learn to read?
It was a picture book
>>77717770
wait, is it by the same artist as the Water bending scroll?
Nick cinematic universe?
>>77717835
No, it was by Eastman and Laird
>>77715845
I've tried watching it like 3 times and I just zone out. I cannot for the life of me remember what happens in like the entire middle of the movie.
>>77716593
>growing up means holding onto the past
I wish I could live in such delusion
The part that bothered me the most was how the turtles all had superhuman strength. It seemed like a holdover from when they were originally supposed to be aliens.
Ooh, TMNT thread.
Today's issue was... wow.
>>77716538
>But the Next Mutation is good.
>>77719599
Unless you're talking about Silver, then no.
>>77719870
man, could you imagine him back? could easily be the Penguin of TMNT.
>>77720068
You have no idea how much I would love that.
In Nick, at least. IDW has enough street-level crime lords and bosses already.
Speaking of IDW, guess who was confirmed today?
>>77720199
>Speaking of IDW, guess who was confirmed today?
Who Boco?
>>77715845
Iagree [/spolier]
>>77720228
This guy
http://turtlepedia.wikia.com/wiki/Alex_Winter
who works for these guys
http://turtlepedia.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Water
who are both from the "Red Sky" seasons of the 87 show.
When IDW goes obscure, they go OBSCURE.
>>77720385
Hmm interesting...thanks.
Bebop and Rocksteady in the sequel.
That...uh...that's gonna be weird.
I want to see Max Winters in IDW, as the only guy to have been alive when the Pantheon were in rule, though he refers to them as "The Brotherhood."
>>77720552
That movie catches a lot of shit, but I didn't think it was that bad.
I went in with incredibly low expectations and came back pleasantly surprised. It's not /good/ by any means, but it was an alright turn-your-brain-off-and-enjoy-the-ride kind of movie.
>>77720545
>>77720580
>>77720580
SUPER SHREDDER
>>77720580
>>77720595
Why no traditional ninja suits?
>>77720580
>>77720595
Beats Shreddertron here.
Fucking hell.
>>77720568
A-plot was generic. B-plot was amazing.
>>77720615
I don't know, maybe because it's 2015? I'm sure ninjas have made more advances since like 300 years ago
>>77720595
>my feet hurt
>its cold out here
>i wish i were home lurking in the shadows
>>77720630
I kind of like the Turtle designs, minus the Shrek faces, but everyone else...yeeeesh.
>>77720678
I mean look how easy this shit is to fix.
>>77720678
Mikey was the only one that looked like Shrek to me. Which is funny, seeing as he and Donnie are the only turtles who looks like his actors.
>>77716581
it's pretty cliche man. I came in just wanting to have some fun. instead I got some try hard story line about april o'neal's ambitions vs the glass ceiling,
I honestly would have liked the movie better if they spent more time on pizza ordering and dumb teenage shenanigans, and less time trying to cram a Megan Fox star vehicle into a kids movie.
>>77720385
>Elements from Fast Forward and now from Red Sky seasons.
"Where do they come up with this stuff?"
>>77720630
The magnet knives were cool as shit.
>>77722413
They were awesome in the Splinter fight
>>77720732
Except for Leo, all the bodies were based on their voiced actors.
>>77722423
And in the rooftop scene.
>>77722442
Mikey's actor is literally bug eyed man
>>77717418
>>77716538
You know damn well that a movie is more than just it's basic concepts, you retard. The movie itself is terrible, because it couldn't even do those ridiculous concepts right.
>>77716347
>KNOCK KNOCK
>>77719599
Next Mutation had some good ideas, like the Dragon Emperor and Silver, but they were executed by the mentally deranged.
>>77720630
>Overcomplicated: The Design
Why did they vier so far from their initial concepts?
>>77723161
because that looks like shit
