All-New Sniktbubette storytime.
What's the over/under on more headpatting?
>>77708169
>these manlet genetics
>>77708058
Is sad that before ANAD we have at least 3 or 4 x-books in a week ( magneto solo, cable and x-force, spurrier legacy ) now we are lucky we get 1 a week
>>77708270
Fuck yeah Taskmaster!
>>77708295
I think it's sadder that of the handful we get now, this might be the closest to a good book
>Not a single NAAARGH
I'm really surprised with Taylor.
>>77708313
I trust Taylor, Lemire is good at solos but we wont know until next year old man logan and just because i like Evan i hope all new x-men is good
>>77708380
Yeah, I'm kinda looking forward somewhat to ANXM. As shitty as Hopeless has been on everything else, his X-Men books haven't been bad. Cable and X-Force was fun as fuck
>>77708270
Based Taskie
>>77708270
>tasky using a luger
noice
>>77708115
>one with white hair
So how will that one be super special when compared to the others?
>>77708139
Laura's been putting on some muscle.
>>77708446
Nah, I say it's a mislead. It's the little one, because a cute.
>>77708270
>All three of them are immediately killed.
Huh... though I guess they could be some kind of stun rounds.
>>77708270
And people honestly shit on his classic costume.
for the people worry about the number of x-tittles.
I have done a re-count, in december, each week will be getting 2.5 x-book ( i say 2.5 because some avengers books still have a good amount of mutants ).
While the inhumans get 2 books only each week.
>>77708491
Well, IF they are really dead, that was a good mislead.
>Terrorism in Paris
Too soon.
>>77708496
Stun round'll still kill you if yer shot in the head with it.
>>77708539
Laura's been in Paris a few times now. I wonder how her French is.
>>77708270
Have there ever been any good fights between him and Logan? Seemed like it'd be fun
>>77708556
Taskmaster is an avenger villain, i dont remember any time they have confronted, but wolverine already have/had a nemesis with a sword, the silver samurai
>>77708568
This is the most disorienting post I've ever read.
>>77708115
So its X-23 meets Orphan Black?
>>77708295
Most of those were shit.
>>77708058
Oh I was like "Why is Wolverine suddenly DYEL?" I couldn't tell it was a gril from the thumbnail.
>>77708541
Yeah, but she was shot in the mask. Probably absorbed some of the hit.
>>77708295
>now we are lucky we get 1 a week
>All-new Wolverine
>Old Man Logan
>Extraordianry X-men (double shipping)
>Uncanny X-men
>All-new X-men
>X-men '92
>X-men: Worst X-man Ever
Stop acting persecuted. There'll be two x-books a week once they all launch since most aren't launching until January, which applies to half of Marvel's line.
>haven't read Marvel in years
>try to read summaries for Secret Wars
>get incredibly confused
Sure fine so I guess Wolverine's a girl now.
>>77708525
>some avengers books still have a good amount of mutants
I'd say Uncanny Avengers is essentially an X-book. The rest aren't.
>>77708869
There's only one mutant in Uncanny Avengers at this point
>>77708836
Laura becoming Wolverine doesn't really have anything to do with Secret Wars.
Wolverine lost his healing factor a few years ago then died last year. Then there was a weekly series called Wolverines that was basically about who would inherit the title, starring Mystique, Sabretooth, Daken, Laura and a bunch of OCs. By the end, Laura basically becomes the new Wolverine but doesn't adopt the name yet. During the 8 month timeskip after Secret Wars, she formally adopts it and becomes the new Wolverine and here we are.
Short version: Logan died. Laura took the name to honor his legacy.
>>77708877
Remember when there was equal number of Avengers and X-Men on Uncanny Avengers? Now all down to token sellout.
>>77708877
Rogue is leading the team, Cable is joining the team, and Gambit is confirmed to be part of the regular cast but won't be joining the team formally because he doesn't want to be tied down, Quicksilver, mutant or not, is as much an x-character as he is an Avenger (unlike Wanda who is 99% Avenger), and Deadpool, another x-character, is funding the team.
Even if you discount Deadpool and Quicksilver, that's still 3 mutants.
Obviously it's not purely an x-book, but if you care about x-characters, it's got 'em.
Of course that's mostly because Cable is one of my favorite characters.
>>77708092
>Bitch, handcuffs don't grow on trees.
>>77708944
X-men:
>Cable
>Gambit
>Rogue
>Deadpool
Avengers:
>Spider-man
>Old Man Rogers
>Voodoo
>Quicksilver
Inhumans:
>Johnny Storm
>Psynapse
Spreads actually still even, Cable and Gambit just aren't in the first arc.
>>77709003
It's weird how people keep tabs on all the negative things going on but are completely ignorant to things like this.
>>77708216
I think she's just younger.
>>77709103
Focusing purely on the bad then using that to make it seem like people are out to get you is persecution complex 101 and commonly employed by both the X-men and their fans.
>>77709069
Wake me up when Deadpool is part of X-Men and not just another henchman.
And Gambit won't be part of team.
>>77709139
>Wake me up when Deadpool is part of X-Men
That happened during Cable & Deadpool.
>>77709103
its easy to forget the good things from the x-men/mutants when they are compared to how marvel is treating their other franchises much better
>>77709156
>that Jean cosplay
I wish we had him instead of young Jean on the X-Men
>>77709139
He was during Way run and before Duggan/Posse book he always refer himself as a mutant
>>77709187
>marvel is treating their other franchises much better
Ask a Thor fan that. Or a Captain America fan. Or an Inhumans fan. Or a FUCKING FANTASTIC FOUR FAN.
No they are not "treating them better." X-fags just think they have it worse than everyone else just because their characters don't appear on shitty third party posters that only casuals buy.
>>77708270
Taskmaster brings the hype
>>77709269
Or a Guardians of the Galaxy fan. X-fags got free from Bendis and they just start bitching twice as much. I sure as shit would take Lemire over him on Guardians any day. I'd rather have Hopeless or Bunn on Star-Lord than Humphries.
>>77708216
Of course, it's Sniktbub genes.
>>77708442
Nigga pic related is a Luger
Tasky is holding a mauser c96
Ya know, the broomhandle mauser.
>>77709204
Except he isn't.
>>77709366
Yeah, but he'd call himself one much to the X-men's chagrin.
![0203141117[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cmA6RVI.jpg "0203141117[1].jpg")
>>77709348
Red 9 best gun with best reload
>>77709331
hey guardians is still getting "guardians 3000"
>>77709269
>inhuman fan
The only reason i decided to read inhumans is pic related but then i read war of kings and was cool how BB btfo Vulcan, anyway i am actually excited for the teen inhuman book starring Crystal.
>>77709500
>hey guardians is still getting "guardians 3000"
No it isn't. Guardians 3000 was cancelled. You're thinking of Guardians of Infinity.
>>77709500
*are still getting
>>77709524
yeah my mistake, still one of the solicitation mentioned that the current guardians will meet guardians of 1000 and 3000
>>77709500
>want to read about the royal family ruling an alien society
>get Medusa keking Black Bolt with Crystal's ex and Beast the Race Traitor hogging screentime
I don't think the Inhuman books are bad. They're just not the Inhuman books I wanted.
The keking must be stopped though.
>>77709551
The roster for the book is Guardians 1000 + 2000 + 3000 except without Kitty because only Bendis is allowed to use her.
It's going to have the same problem the latter half of the DnA run had: too many characters.
>>77708104
...So two weeks ago from the publishing of this comic, there was a terrorist attack in Paris France?
Spooky.
>>77708270
>X-23 and Taskmaster in the same book
Sweet. Now all I need is Hulk and I'll have an ongoing staring my Marvel 3 team.
>>77708058
>Sniktbubette
Snikette?
>>77709567
The one good thing about all new to inhumans is not being like the classic inhumans would be in character for Crystal. Uncanny inhumans just feels off.
>>77709699
>mfw Taylor will make x-23 fight Cho hulk at some point.
I am hype
>>77708270
I really hate how cheap dying is for people who are not the main characters. Am I supposed to getting hyped for the fight? I just get depressed for the shitty death those characters suffered.
And I'm nt even going to mention that he didn't shoot Laura, as if he had any reason do not do so.
>>77708270
>Mauser C96
YES
>>77709409
I love how you had to have the stock for it or it would be useless
>>77709632
the terrorist attacks in Paris were before the comic.
Both of them
>>77709927
Laura has healing factor but you are right, if tasky wanted he would have shot her and be gone
>>77710008
Eh? The Paris attack happened after the first issue but before this.
>>77709927
He's a mercenary, he wasn't paid to shoot Laura obviously, besides where would the fun be in that, he can add "wiped the floor with she-verine" to his reputation
Where the other Marvel storytimes today?
>>77710316
The shills have the day off.
>>77710316
Speaking for myself here nothing I find worthy or interesting enough to storytime came out today.
>>77708058
but that´s not wolverine.
Her costume is shit.
She should wear one with short sleeves in black and grey, like Logan's X Force costume.
>>77710439
B-but I want more Magical Lesbians and Silk!
>>77710623
And I want a double dose of symbiote action, but if you want a storytime done right, you need to do it yourself.
>>77710623
>reading queen of lel
LOL
>>77710623
thats some shit taste m8whats the magical lesbian book?
>>77710623
Well my territory lies in Gods and mutants. Which is to say Thor and X-men
And it won't be long before Über starts publishing again.
>>77708442
That's a mauser.
>>77708547
pretty good desu senpai
>>77709069
>Inhumans:
>>Johnny Storm
wat?
>>77710967
He's currently banging Medusa
>>77708270
Goddamn, what an ending
I'm liking this book
>>77708058
Damn, I wanted to story time this. I would've called it:
Generic protagonist woman on her non-lethal adventures #2 story time.
>>77708222
Is he aware that there is an organization called The Facility that's quite important to X-23? Because using the word when talking about an unrelated research lab is kinda stupid.
Anyway, this is boring as hell. Gotta love how the writer looked at the X-Men animated series and thought to himself: Yeah, Wolverine should only ever want to tackle people, that's what people want to see.
>>77709331
Marve lis giving everything to Guardains of the Galaxy. It's a succesful growing franchise with their own office and 6 books only related to the Guardains including one exclusively done for the ungrateful bastard fans like you.
>>77708604
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
She got captured to easily
The fucks with that fire in her room, either she's dumb or is on a timer
I souks think that being the cone of Logan, and having a good deal of time in the forks she would be miter skilled
>>77709596
>except without Kitty
He's only using Groot, Drax and Rocket, I think.
>>77710715
>And it won't be long before Über starts publishing again.
>>77709596
Without Kitty and current post SW Peter Quill actually. The two are Bendis exclusives.
>>77708163
>"Yeah I smell like you."
"Also I'm kinda just standing in the middle of your house."
>>77712148
And no Venom.
>>77712204
Yeah but that's because no one wants to use Venom, not even Bendis.
Speaking of which, didn't Venom's comic come out today? Haven't gone to my LCS yet. Anyone whose read it know how it is?
>>77708264
>No one has to die
Poor girl. She doesn't know she's in a Wolverine book.
>>77708169
Laura actually referring to Logan as her dad. I like it.
>>77712132
Der ewige Reich wird Furcht in das Herz des amerikanischen Volkes zu schlagen
>>77712148
So no male or female Star-Lord then? What's Bendis fucking obsession with Star-Lord?
>>77710043
the attack in all new avengers is the second one
>>77712229
It came out today, but hasn't been storytimed. Reviews said it's "ok".
>>77712280
>Der ewige Reich wird Furcht in das Herz des amerikanischen Volkes zu schlagen
Das ewige Reich wird Furcht in das Herz des amerikanischen Volkes schlagen.
Grammar is important. Also Jesus Christ, dude.
>>77712260
>Poor girl. She doesn't know she's in a Wolverine book.
I wish X-23 were in this book. She'd know how to handle this.
>>77712402
>Reviews said it's "ok".
There's nothing any review could say that would make me more or less excited for any title. Why would you bother?
Did this bitch try all her whole life to step out of Wolverine shadow and be her own person? Why the fuck is she taking the mantle now?
>>77712981
Because Wolverine is dead.
>>77712570
I don't get grammar when using google translate, and what I said is fitting when talking about Über
>>77712981
Better to cast the shadow than live in it.
>>77708058
Hahaha for real?
>>77708200
>>77708446
Bellona is Roman goddess of wrecking cities, BTW
Wow, this sucks
>>77712326
>What's Bendis fucking obsession with Star-Lord?
The hair.
Well this was disappointing.
The first issue was very promising, but here, the story is super cliché, the art nothing special, and I'm not found of the way they're trying to portray X-23/Wolverine as a peace-willing girlnextdoor.
>>77716698
This issue lacked moe
Why didn't they bring Liu back? WHY?
This just reads as Generic McBendisVoice.
I'm guessing this is a bait and switch, and they've not just killed off the only interesting thing this new series has done.
>>77717082
Oh please Liu herself ignored all the development X23 had prior to her writing.
>>77708169
>>77708177
>>77708190
Knock-off Laura a cute.
>>77715569
>>77715569
goddess of war.
>>77717082
>Why didn't they bring Liu back?
she pissed Aaron off by destroying his Kitty pairing.
>>77710950
Is that the guy from Mythbuster?!
wow ANW is so tame, they've really toned down the gore and violence compared to previous Wolverine and X-23 books.
>>77708058
do you think Jubes will show up?
>>77717785
With that artist I hope don't
The dialogue is so painfully bad. Warren sounds more like Laura than Laura.
>>77708163
Wouldn't be Wolverine without an underage sidekick...
>>77712266
Laura should refer to him as her father, not her dad. "Dad" isn't a word X-23 would use freely.
>>77718390
Neither is pretty much anything she says in this comic.
My personal favourit this time around is:
>>77708079
>"Because that's a little weird."
Sounds like something a ditzy cheerleader would say. Are we sure this isn't X-666 in disguise?
>>77708525
>While the inhumans get 2 books only each week
I miss the times when inhumans got 0 books every year.
>>77716698
>I'm not found of the way they're trying to portray X-23/Wolverine as a peace-willing girlnextdoor.
Do you not read Laura's books? A point of different for some time now has been that she isn't Logan's "willing to kill", it;s "will to kill, if she really has to".
Her taking the Wolverine name wasn't so she could chug beers and murderize people
>>77708869
If it's an x-book, why it's called Avengers?
>>77718930
>first 6 issues are garbage
>X-23 acts completely out of character
>at the end of the arc it shows X-23 in her X-Force outfit imprisoned somewhere
>the next 6 issues are about the former New X-Men trying to show everyone this Laura is an impostor
>the real X-23 takes over at the end and is completely in character for the rest of the book
How would you react?
>>77708799
>X-23
>a book no one wants
>Inhuman crap
>Inhuman crap
>Inhuman crap
>Nostalgia wank
>lol
WOW, you sure told them!
Still, it's better than FF. However, the state of X-books is... sad, to say the least
>>77719086
Since at least the X-Force days, X-23 has been about killing when it makes sense. She tries to spare lives generally but she's not like Batman where she'll let one of the good guys die because she spares the bad guy.
>>77719260
>keking Scott and Logan at the same time
Amazing.
>>77719260
The ears, the fucking ears.
They look like Hobbits.
>>77719260
lol
Laura's getting pudgy.
I don't really like that since it was nice that all the wolverines had a distinct sillouette with Logan being wide, Daken being ottermode, Laura being slender and Creed being massive.
>>77708496
>>77708529
>>77709927
No blood in a Wolverine book means they're not dead.
>>77708058
At least it's X-23 and not a entirely new character for the role
>>77720483
Might as well be from how out of character she is.
>>77708058
Isnt she gonna be in a road trip book with Angel, Beast, and Cyclops?
Petition for the new Wolverine to be referred to as "Sniktboob".
>>77717599
yeah, the other guy is also there.
>>77720698
signed
>>77720698
duly noted
>>77720750
short
Hmmm, that was interesting.
If the writer knew how to do X-23's voice, this would be a good book. At the moment it a good story hamstrung by how how totally not recognizable as themselves the main character is.
Also,
>Alchemax admits, to Laura's face, they cloned her without her knowledge
>and kept the clones as soldier slaves
>and she didn't kill them all instantly
Is this version of X-23 actually retarded? They just admitted to her face to being Facility Lite.
>>77720997
she's not a killer anymore, she's trying to be better than the facility and logan.
>>77721208
But she's been pretty good about killing dudes who deserve the killing.
>>77708233
What in the world would make Captain Mooney think this is a good idea?
Did they really think they could kill 1 Wolverine, much less four?
Why not just lead off with Taskmaster?
>>77708169
>>77708079
So is "It's a little weird" their genetic catchphrase?
>>77711913
>using the word when talking about an unrelated research lab is kinda stupid.
These characters are unaware so they're using it. It's just a word, chill.
>>77719143
>Fart fart hurr durr, I am a telepath and I know which books are gonna be bad before they are released
>>77708115
So did they all not get their healing powers/claws because the Terrigen mists fucked with the x-gene?
>>77708058
now that she is short and thick, what are her measurements?
>>77721661
The less said about that garbage the better.
>>77708092
Wait. So she cut the cuffs with her claws? How? The cuffs wouldn't allow her to move a hand to cut the opposing hand's cuff. If she some how wiggled them up to her knuckles so they are cut when the claws go out, she could have just took the hand out at that point without cutting them.
>>77708169
But doesn't Laura generally dislike pizza and ice cream because that's all the teens on Utopia ever ate?
>>77708913
How does one lose a healing factor
>>77722709
A sentient virus from the microverse rewrote his DNA and removed his healing factor from it
>>77708250
How are they moving faster than bullets?
>>77723574
They're not. The scene is just poorly paneled.
>>77708270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHZWZ7RzE-U
>>77716963
and ice cream
>>77720716
>This Laura will never come back
why even live
>>77709003
>Gambit is confirmed to be part of the regular cast but won't be joining the team formally because he doesn't want to be tied down
Seriously? Damn it, yet another book with shitty art I'll probably end up buying now.
>>77724373
>tfw no MAX series following Laura's time as a prostitute
>that mask
i'm a little disappointed that we're not getting the flaring animal ears mask that early 90s wolverine was known for.
imho it'd look cute on her, and her proportions would be even more like her animal namesake. also, the jutting curved shapes should make it harder for enemies to get a precise headshot while she's in motion. -speaking of which, there better be some ablative plates around her head. come to think of it, it's honestly pretty dumb for a person without adamantium bones to wear bright blue and yellow. wolverine only did so because he knew he could draw enemy fire and intimidate -but then again, we have no idea how fast and strong x23 is.
>those boots
boots that flare ought to end at the calf or above the knee to accenuate the figure imho. i think those flared bits would look better as kneepads but i'm not the artist.
>2 issues in, 2 clones dead
who wants to make a bet that none of the clones survive past this story?
i'm actually liking this more than i thought i would. thanks for the storytime anon! i'll be picking this up now.
>>77719558
>No blood in a Wolverine book means they're not dead.
This. Not only no blood splatter, but they're all wearing body armor and we don't see the round penetrate the mask for the headshot. Even without healing factors no one's dead yet.
>>77708058
Why is she wearing an X-men costume?
>>77726827
She's one of the X-Men
>>77708058
>>77720997
>If the writer knew how to do X-23's voice, this would be a good book.
It's not just her voice though.
>>77722546
She's a highly trained assassin/infiltrator. I'm annoyed she had to use her claws for that at all.
>>77712229
check the archive for the what if venom was a girl thread. It got storytimed in there along with the new carnage
>>77712981
if she don't someone else will. at she'll actually honor the mantle
>>77721661
the labcoats decided that when all's said and done, they're better off using mass produced assassins they can actually kill if they go rogue
>>77708058
Head-patting is so kinky in its implications yet seemingly innocuous.
>>77731355
>>77717954
Fucking Wingbat.
>>77720698
thirded
Not bad. Better than the first issue.
>>77730483
More short hair Laura
>>77734942
Yes please
>>77716963
What happened to his wings?
no patting this week
>>77736354
Nope
>>77736025
Just when I thought that McKelvie can't draw.
>>77708270
oh shit taskmaster bitches!
I actually quite like this wolverine. Seems like the only Marvel character who actually benefitted from a female replacement. But that's only because the replacement was as violent and similar as the original.
>>77708264
Like the severed fingers detail
>>77746241
Huh. Laura's 5'6
>>77746241
So she's shorter than Snikt Sr.? Cause he's 5'4 right?
>>77708556
No, but he fought Daken in his ongoing.
>>77746523
5'3, but she's supposed to be taller. I guess they figured it was weird for a clone to be taller.
>>77708542
>kitty pulling down colossus's swim trunks
>>77746662
Good
>>77747250
>starlord pulling down colossus's swim trunks
>>77749736
Thank you
>Want to support Laura
>Don't want to support the art and the writing
It hurts.
Her butt is a lethal weapon
>>77726763
>ANightAtTheRoxbury.jpg
>>77751104
Perfection
>>77711913
Issue for this one please?
>>77751613
Based
>>77741826
kitty
>>77750282
that sounds wrong without context
Rise
>>77752916
Agreed
>>77752859
what about her
I just want Noto again ;_;
>>77709269
>Ask a Thor fan that. Or a Captain America fan. Or an Inhumans fan. Or a FUCKING FANTASTIC FOUR FAN.
or Runaways fan. I mean seriously, considering how much shit X-Fandom can give Runaways fandom for daring to have a mutant on the team, watching them bitch so much now when they still receive ten times better treatment than Runaways is hilarious. Like when you are in grade school and you realize your bully is just a little bitch.
>>77709331
>I'd rather have Hopeless or Bunn on Star-Lord than Humphries.
Humphries is horrible but believe me, Hopeless would be worse.
>>77757827
I wonder what he doing after black widow.
>>77711976
>ungrateful bastard fans like you.
Not him but...what the hell man? This was really not called for. Some people don't like the direction Marvel took GotG in, they have right to it.
>>77757892
No he wouldn't be. Humphries is the worst writer at Marvel. Hopeless is about on par with their average writer sans butthurt Academy/Runaways fans.
>>77757970
Well, it sounds like some shill had a nervous breakdown
