>Ruthless killers. Relentless villains. X-Men?! Today, Marvel is pleased to present your new look inside the highly anticipated UNCANNY X-MEN #1 – the new ongoing series from blockbuster creators Cullen Bunn and Greg Land! Eight months have passed since the end of Secret Wars, and the X-Men find themselves in a world that hates and fears them more than ever. Refusing to accept one more mutant death, Magneto has gathered together the deadliest team of mutants ever assembled for one goal – to proactively eliminate any and all threats to their species. They’re not afraid to get blood on their hands. And if you see them coming, you should run the other way. But with a team full of villains, killers and all-around baddies – can they stop from killing each other long enough to take out their enemies? Find out this January in the bombastic debut of UNCANNY X-MEN #1!
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Time is a flat circle everythign we do we will do again...
>>77703572
>that pose
LAND!
>>77703647
Two rapists, Multiple murderes, a genocidal maniac, The second best muslim in the company, and Fathomex
Retreading an idea that was done best by Remender and then beaten into glue by inferior writers all with Land on art.....this is gonna suck
>Greg Land
JESUS FUCK, WHEN WILL THE X MEN GET A QUALITY ARTIST AGAIN ?
>>77703900
Sabertooth and Psylocke are gonna have sex aren't they?
>>77703900
Just a continuation of Magneto fucking shit up. Still doesnt beat the extinction team.
>>77703465
>blockbuster creators Cullen Bunn and Greg Land
>>77703588
>That lower body in the top panel
Oh GOD
>>77703531
>So a man walks into a bar and says "Make me a Holy Bartender"
>"How do you make a Holy Bartender?"
>"Like this"
>HAHAHA, I love that one
>It's a classic
>>77703465
Didn't Psylocke swear off kill teams at the end of Uncanny X-force? And why the fuck is Angel in Archangel mode?
Why is this the Uncanny X-men team when it is clearly an X-force team?
Isn't sabertooth still inverted?
They give up on that?
>>77704772
seems like he spared the guy. bunn said he was the moral compass of the team
>>77704718
See >>>>77703622
we literally just rebooted back to the heroic age but more pc and less talent
>>77703942
Definitely.
>>77704844
dont you think she would still be mad about the time he killed her?
>>77704862
Not at all. It may show up in "you tried to kill me but I want to fuck you" scene.
>>77704879
maybe he was just trying to make it so she couldnt have babies?
>>77704862
LOL expecting continuity out of new marvel
>>77704892
He was just pretending to be evil!
Truth be told, I expect him to go full I WAS MONSTER! in every panel. Just so we can remember that he's inverted, you know.
what came of the red skeleton has Xavier's brain storyline?
>>77705397
Doom had him. Then nothing.
>>77703647
>>77703665
It's got Fantomex? I guess I am in.
>>77705430
Me too.
Don't think I'm going to like it, but I'll follow Fantomex.
>>77703900
>second best
>>77704892
>Sabretooth was an Avenger
>All it took was mindrape as an excuse
>Probably didn't spend much time in jail
>The dude shits on Wolverine just for fun
And somehow Cyclops is still the worst person ever.
>>77705631
>Bishop kills planets
>one zap from Storm and everything is OK!
>>77705631
>>77705649
None of that matters because they didn't kill the only person that matters, Charles Xavier.
>>77705689
Dazzler said 616 Xavier is one of ten evil Xaviers, sooo...
>>77704661
>being this angry at bunn
as long as he's not writing Deadpool it's fine, faggot.
>>77705713
Or aquaman, or lobo, or ...
>>77705708
Well all of the shit he did are in the level of magneto
>>77706229
Dude, I think it's time wake up.
Magneto is a fucking retard and colosal fuck up who'd have lead mutant kind and all of humanity into a goddamned civil war or death.
Not a single solitary fucking thing he ever did amounted to a single solitary fucking thing and he's done nothing but screw everything up without Xavier pulling his dumbass out of the fire and fixing everything.
Fucks sake, Xavier played that retard like a goddamned fiddle and gave him his little empire in the sand in Genosha while he proceeded to keep the mutant human civil war from turning horrible.
And let's be honest. Xavier is an alpha tier mutant with beyond omega tier power levels and knowledge. If he wanted it, and wasn't supressing aproximately half of his personality and natural inclinations behind a mile thick wall of pure will and psionic trickery. he would have pulped magnetos brain from the other side of the fucking planet and began rewriting the minds of the entire population and going to war with sublime.
But for some reason, all he managed to do was have a serious psychotic break and all of his evil and things he would deem bad slipped out and manifested into a monster that was a cosmic tier horror.
God help them if that goddamned thing got it hands on the mindgem.
>>77706229
>Well all of the shit he did are in the level of magneto
Hi Ororo.
>>77703900
>The second best muslim in the company
that's the third best.
>>77705708
I miss diverse, intriguing X spinoffs. Pak's X-Treme, Spurrier's Legacy & X-Forxe, Magneto to an extent, we had some good stuff not too long ago and now most of it is gone for a bunch of samey bland nothingness
So is Sabretooth still inverted or what?
>>77706400
X-spinoffs are history, anon. Two adult teams, one X-kids, Wolverine solos and be happy for that.
>>77706414
He is. He'll be moral center of Uncanny.
>>77706444
>He is. He'll be moral center of Uncanny.
Cool. AoA-Sabretooth was always my favorite.
>>77703665
>using their debuts as their criminal numbers
Nice touch.
Is this the series where they explain how Cyclops died after Secret Wars?
>>77706494
Don't hold your breath.
>>77706494
Marvel learnt if it pretend make ciclops evil is better not explain because they are too incompetent to make it right
>>77704892
Wasn't she brought back to life after being dead for a couple of years? I imagine that would heal whatever happened.
>>77705708
That is technically true.
The Entity, one of Xavier's evil personalities that's not Onslaught, killed billions in the Microverse and mentally molested Dani.
>>77706494
He's not dead.
>>77706494
The leak that had nothing but true things so far said that Cyclops is still alive and helps Magneto from time to time.
Everyone just thinks he's dead.I seriously hope a majority of the X-Kids aren't really Quentin's Mauraders.
>>77705649
Bishop got reformed? Even Spiral couldn't get me to keep reading that book after it became about Psylocke and Fantomex's insane relationship.
>>77706834
Yeah. Storm went into his mind, fought some demon bear who possessed Bishop and forced him to hunt Hope and kill fuckload of people, then she zapped him with lightning and he was cured.
>>77705713
Bunn isn't bad but calling him a "blockbuster creator" is a joke and pairing him with Land is a good indication that nobody at Marvel actually gives a shit about this book.
>>77706363
>Hi Scott.
fixed
>>77706834
BUT PSYLOCKE EATS PUSSY NOW!!
ISNT THAT AWESOME
ISNT SHE SUCH A DEEP AND EMPOWERING AND STRONG CHARACTER NOW?!?
>>77706883
Goddamnit marvel
>>77704879
well, she was sleeping with the age of apocalypse Sabretooh for quite some time.
>>77707451
I wonder if it will be mentioned. I fucking loved Exiles.
>>77706458
I'm guessing you haven't been reading books with inverted sabretooth in them. There is nothing to get excited about.
>>77703935
Well yall had Stuart Immonen and Frazer Irving, but you couldn't handle the Bendis.
>>77703665
>those ID numbers
WEW LAD
>>77707524
I finished reading the 100 issues of exiles but i didnt read volume 2.
How and when did Longshoot and Psylocke get back to 616 ?
>>77704661
Here, anon. Figured you might like it more this way.
>>77707604
Much appreciated. I always need better pics depicting how some piece of news makes me want to blow my fucking brains out.
>>77704718
Y'know I always thought it sucked Psylocke never got her shit pushed in for staying with Scott during Schism yet still running off to do X-force with Wolverine
>>77707671
It always sucked that people acted like X-Force is big deal when Cyclops had it but everyone was cool with Wolverine's.
>>77707738
Beast:oh my stars and garters logan, Angel's a moron now and you're still killing people what do you have to say for yourself?!
>Logan: *shrug*
>Dawwwwwwww, I can't stay mad at you!
>>77707758
Both are furries. I guess they stick with each other.
>>77703572
>>77703588
This is one of the things I hate the most about Land's art: how he makes the characters grin like they were in some fucking makeup commercial, even in the middle of the battle. And who the hell is this woman supposed to be? Monet? Looks just like Emma Frost/Dazzler/Invisible Woman with some bottle tan.
