Emperor's Hand edition
>Upcoming Releases:
http://www.swbooks.co.uk/updates/release.htm
>Newest Rebels Episode: Blood Sisters:
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B-BUx5evwAjIZGdQUjZ6WnFMX2c&usp=sharing
https://mega.nz/#F!m94UlTwR!WELj9Yw6_JhyL2NLKhRUwg
>Newest Rebels Recon Episode:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqqeQEENm18
>Star Wars: Rebels MEGA (Season 1):
https://mega.co.nz/#F!UYQCwTwa!s-n8--buJPbauv6ylUo-DA
>The Clone Wars Legacy Content:
http://www.starwars.com/tv-shows/the-clone-wars-legacy
>Star Wars: Uprising: ( /co/ Cartel: Loth-Cats )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpW6fOEvuSg
http://community.kabam.com/forums/showthread.php?568108-Newx-s-New-Player-Guide
>Star Wars: Commander ( /co/ Squad: Empire - SheevSquad )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FXrcuPR4XQ
>All Canon Novels and Comics: (Including the Rebels UK Comics)
https://mega.co.nz/#F!2R5kDTqQ!WfrDla-jvDIn05U57T9hhQ
>Star Wars Audiobooks (Canon and Legends) and Motion Comics:
https://mega.nz/#F!w9tFCZxK!7zthk3nLz-0ATC9zxxEPuw
>Star Wars Legends Novels (Incomplete):
https://mega.nz/#F!AgVghZhQ!0SL9AVJvCbzUsRICuAoguQ
>Canon Guide & Timeline (Timeline Coming Soon):
http://imgur.com/a/wnoIs
>Star Wars /co/ Booru:
starwars.booru.org
>Star Wars: Rebels / TCW Soundtracks:
http://www.kevinkiner.com/mp3music/StarWarsRebels/
http://www.kevinkiner.com/mp3music/CloneWars/
http://www.mediafire.com/download/bb842b2alua58tb/SWTCWS16.rar
http://soundcloud.com/deankinersounds/sets/star-wars-rebels-music
First for SMELLY BOY
>>77695707
god, her, Kyle, and SoTE are the things that I want the most to get recanonized.
>>77695707
>Emperor's Hand
Because "Emperor's Ass" doesn't sound quite as intimidating.
Requesting the Droids 'Definitely Negative' pic.
Mara Jade
>>77695879
>"Emperor's Ass"
>>77695879
The Emperor's ass is probably pretty fucking disgusting desu
PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN
>>77695874
She'd probably just get toned down if they introduced her again. Not that they should, since she was a boring character that people only liked because she was hot.
why aren't we making astromech style droids for real? they could be useful for stuff, and we have the technology
Ways to ruin TFA.
>>77696144
Existing.
>>77696078
Nigga you can buy a BB-8.
Fuck you want
Guys, special edition confirmed.
>>77696144
Captain Ithano dies
>>77696189
>filename
That's what I'm gonna yell if Poe fucks up at some point.
MORE LIKE DUMBORON AMIRITE
>>77696144
Luuke Skywalker
>>77696000
Is the bottom one where they got Darth Malak from?
>>77696256
Nah they found Malak in a tool shed
>>77695707
>>77695874
>>77695879
>>77695909
whom is Mara Jade?
I've never heard of her but my dick says I should have
>>77696304
I thought they found him after he left One Direction?
>>77695879
imagine her farting on you
>all caught up with Rebels
>don't know what to do with my life now
I've already seen clone wars twice
>>77696418
Something actually productive perhaps?
>>77696335
I'm not into farts but if it was that ass I'd gladly accept it
>>77696441
I'm on break from work, caught up with JoJo and I've already gone to the gym today
there is literally nothing left
>>77696318
Luke's hot wife
>>77696318
>doesn't know Mara Jade
Is this your first day as a Star Wars fan?
>>77696473
Take out the trash?
>>77696556
thanks for reminding me
>>77696540
>Is this your first day as a Star Wars fan?
Episode 5 was the first movie I ever saw
>>77696601
Seriously man, you should know about Mara the Hot Mama by now.
>>77696640
>the Hot Mama
that ain't mon Hotmama
>>77696473
Write a Chewbacca/Bossk fanfic for a laugh.
>>77696176
but like, a big sized one that a midget could fit inside
>>77696676
Does it come with a free midget?
>>77696527
Are there any versions of Vader before he was burned aka Anakin?
>>77696318
Luke's super hot wife from the old EU.
>>77696601
Regardless, Mara Jade is a former Emperor's Hand, Luke Skywalker's wife, and Jedi of the new order. And she's fucking awesome.
Did you not notice the 7,000 women at Star Wars Celebration dressed as her?
>>77696527
>>77696740
u kno guise she had a life before Luke
>>77696732
Just yellow eyed Anakin for a few hours before JUMPING IS A GOOD TRICK
If you mean infinities? The ending of the RotS game can have you land behind Kenobi, kill him and then have Palpatine present him with a new lightsaber that he instantly uses to kill Palpatine.
Not sure if there are any comics.
>>77696473
how do you have so much free time i am so jealous
>>77696744
Don't forget, playable in Jedi Knight Expansion...something of the Sith.
Kyle Katarn was awesome too.
>>77696751
Palpatine's hot slave and Luke's hot wife are what she's known as.
>>77696777
I'm a high school teacher. I get payed vacations whenever the students are off
>>77696783
i second that
>>77695874
Anyone read this book Choices of One? Is it any good? I need some more Mara Jade in my life, so I think I'll check it out.
>>77696691
you have to farm them yourself
Is jade still canon?
>>77696144
Mara Jade
>>77696783
Mysteries of the Sith.
Jedi babe thread?
>>77696144
"...Narrated by the much loved JarJar Binks!"
The Emperor's Hand makes me want to use MY hand. To jack off.
>>77696144
Make a carbon copy of A New Hope with renamed characters, while throwing in some shiny stuff that will make the teen generation of today happy as well.Oh, wait...
>>77696861
Nope, but she could be at some point potentially. They'll most likely make a series for post RotJ in the coming years, maybe right when Rebels is over. If she's gonna show up she'd show up there...then again those kids won't be Lukes in the new trilogy so there's really no need for her.
>>77696744
Lel.
Somebody painted over Kate Beckinsale's face and got paid.
>>77696903
So what has been copied so far?
>Droid holding superweapon plans
>Kid on desert planet
>Black masked darksider
>Stormtroopers
>Superweapon defeated via trench run
That's it, right?
>>77696877
>Jedi babe thread?
hell yeah! Someone post the tree jedi chick with nice titties
>>77696965
And the character constellation as it seems.
Isn't that more than enough already though?
>>77697034
>And the character constellation as it seems.
How so? Genders only?
>Pilot guy
>Soldier guy
>Jedi girl
Doesn't seem the same.
OFFICIAL SPECIES FUCK TIER LIST
God Tier
>Twi'lek (blue and green)
>Torgruta
High Tier
>Cyborg Human
>Twi'lek - Red and Pink
>Miraluka
Mid Tier
>Human
>Pure Blood
>Zabrak
Low tier
>Rodian
>Rakatakatkakatktaaktkakatkakatak
>>77697072
Fuck you, red is good
Need some green
Name a force user sexier than Jedi SecuraYou literally can't
>dem hips
>dem tits
>rutian
>skimpy, yet tasteful clothing
>french accent
Anyone got the season 2 mega links? They were posted last night but I didn't manage to grab em all
The Ewoks definitely need foreign intervention.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv6s0WEtfFk
>>77697351
>S2E5 Wings of the Master:
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B-BUx5evwAjIbFBMa09YX2NYbkE&usp=sharing
https://mega.nz/#F!SogDgSzb!DpwkJ493-8UNkhTWaCB-3A
>S2E4 Brothers of the Broken Horn:
https://mega.nz/#F!H8Ql1AgY!scRdNJTOLsx3aauMqis1fQ
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1Zi6AEHfL5WSVB6eVdiZV82M00/view?usp=sharing
>S2E3 Always Two There Are:
https://mega.nz/#F!5cpnFChK!qA1dN4GVn7Nx5JBey75ODQ
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B93I7TSyr_f2V2YwV1ZERGVCNlE&usp=sharing
>S2E2 Relics of the Old Republic:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B6lDFI93ly1lazdSMGx1YVdJeE0/view?usp=sharing
https://mega.nz/#F!YEQjhKST!8O1ddekAK2X9r6koxJM4aw
>S2E1 The Lost Commanders:
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B6lDFI93ly1lcjhfNTRwZE1LUWM&usp=sharing
https://mega.nz/#F!8IZTAZIZ!k8dnWF1dv1XEz7ujdcULog
>Star Wars Rebels: The Siege of Lothal
https://mega.nz/#!PcpyjBRR!Ws4hXEX7Y0NMmqL4WldQwQs56T3CD4pl26098e2d
Don't thank me, thank the anon that posted this for me last week
>>77697317
Shh.
>Dat red
>Has a harem
>Kidnaps young boys for her harem
>Skimpy battle attire
Anybody worried that TFA might be meh
>>77697069
Oh come on. I'm hyped for TFA but you have to accept that it's a lazy rehash of Episode 4.
The three main characters are the same main characters from the OT.
>cocky guy
>girl who wants to get off her shitty sand planet
>guy who doesn't know what's going on
>rebel pilot and his droid
>former stormtrooper turned rebel
>no name turned Jedi
The plot is Episode 4.
>Rebels are taking a thing when Empire stops them and tries to steal the thing.
>The thing makes it onto a shitty sand planet hidden in a droid.
>Person who wants off said shitty sand planet meets droid and is pushed into an adventure
>They also meet a former stormtrooper, and a wise old man and proceed to go on a mission to take the droid to the Rebels.
>They end up finding a -not- death star
>They save another main character from the -not- death star>-not- vader kills old man
>They end up leading an attack on the -not- death star with X Wings and destroying it
>the Jedi goes to train with an old wise Jedi
>-not- vader is a relative of the Jedi
The sets.
>sand planet
>-not- death star
>rebel base on a forest planet
The set up.
>Jedi got fucked
>Empi- I mean, First Order are dicks
>Rebelli- I mean, Resistance fights back against the First Order
>Now we will see a new hope (the force awakening in a character) give the Rebellion the push they need to be a legitimate threat against the Empire with the end goal of reestablishing a Republic and the Jedi Order
>>77697438
If you're worried it will be then it will be. Don't trap yourself into a negative mindset anon.
How long has it been since the canon wipe? It's been well over a year now. Why do people need to keep being reminded? It's so god damn simple. Everything before the wipe except Clone Wars is fucking gone. There's nothing more to it.
>>77697317
>>77697435
Disney can try all they want but they'll never shake the sexy fanservice stigma of the Twi'lek
>>77697393
namaste mother fucker
>>77697317
She deserved a better end than what she got.>"Okay guys, stay close and-wait what are-*PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW*
>>77697094
>>77697435
Talon is trash-tier.
>>77697473
I don't care what anyone says, I love these movies
>>77697473
>>77697503
>>77697522
>>77697545
>tumblr gifs
>>77697522
Why didn't he just roll aside?
>>77697438
Yes
I'm worried about any sequel/prequel to anything that itl'll be meh ever since the american godzilla movie came out in 98
>>77697522
gross
>>77697438
It WILL be meh.
>>77697519
All the jedi deserved better ends desu
Have a Ventress
>>77697626
she looks better as a short hair qt
>>77697661
when did she have qt bisexual french girl hair?
>>77697661
omg she's an angry little albino
>yellow twi'leks
>>77697450
The characters aren't.
>Jedi girl
Is the closest you get with being a typical hero character that has to complete the journey.
The other two are a guy raised by Rebellion members and an ace pilot and a guy that was raised to be a stormtrooper his whole life...and then of course instead of Chewbacca we have Maz Kanata a 1,000 year old Force user.
A lot of the events are the same but the characters seem wildly different outside Rey.
So there was a Star Wars Legacy thread and OH MY GOD LOOK HOW HOT DELILAH BLUE IS!
>when I was a kid I always had it in my head that the spice girls would be in episode 1 performing in a cantina scene back before it came out
>to this day I hope it still happens somehow
we have three movies to go. It's not too late
>>77697527
Death take you.
>>77697757
Zeltron are shit.
>>77697802
Aren't they old and dead now?
>>77697812
>hurr I liek Darth Maul if he was a hot chick
How does it feel to still be a literal teenager?
>>77697832
movie magic
>>77696767
Makes you wonder what would happen next in that timeline. No sith, every surviving Jedi and entire galaxy after his head for killing palpatine, his wife's gonna die in childbirth and he's a single father of twins.
Man this would be one heck of a story to explore.
>>77697839
Are you really so stupid as to judge her by her skin color and the fact the artist decided to give her a lightstaff?
>>77697891
That's literally what they were going for. There's nothing more to the character than that, and yes, I have read Legacy.
Mara Jade
>>77697911
>I have read Legacy.
You don't need to lie.
>>77697911
>Lying to strangers on the internet
Why
>>77697935
Most of the One Sith were Maul wannabes in design but at least Maladi had the decency of covering herself up.
>>77697911
>I have read Legacy.
No you haven't.
Really disappointed there wasn't more fan art of them together.
>>77698045
>WAS
Whoops.
>>77698045
I wonder if they would've actually dealt with Maris in TFU 3, she just sort of fucked off after her fight in the first one.
>>77697317
Go to the beginning of this thread
>>77698083
Witwer and one of the devs on his stream said they had no idea what was gonna happen with her.
I would guess she was meant to show up and repay Galen back by being a friend/ally.
>>77698083
Yeah, I was hoping she'd show up again at some point.
>>77697827
How would you make them better /co/? Or would you bar them from nucanon completely as yet another redundant part of the space babe rainbow?
May the Force be with you, Maris Brood...wherever you are.
>>77698130
>Or would you bar them from nucanon completely as yet another redundant part of the space babe rainbow?
That's exactly what I'd do. Zeltron are fucking boring.
>>77697715
Hey man, yellow is hardly the correct nomenclature.
It's Asian-Rylothian.
>>77698191
>It's Asian-Rylothian
no nigga, in the VI SE there is an asian twi'lek, and she's light purple
>>77698146
Was The Force Unleashed any good?
I've heard mixed opinions.
>>77698233
The first one is fun for a playthrough or two
the ending is garbage but you get to slap around vader for a bit
the second one is terrible
>>77696662
>HotMothma
>>77698083
>>77698126
>>77698146
Why didn't Starkiller kill the obviously corrupted Force User who tried to kill him? Eliminate the opposition at all costs like he was doing literally just before. Even Bail Organa told him he should have done it.
>>77698233
>tfw on this earth, we don't get Christopher Walken playing Han Solo
>>77698274
>>HotMothma
I agree with your version
>Thumbnail
Oh boy this looks gooOH GOD THEIR FACES
>>77698274
Because they had to show us deep down he was capable of mercy and could be redeemed. In-universe, I have no idea, it was pretty out of character. Maybe he saw himself somewhat reflected on her, and felt pity.
>>77698343
it's not that bad desu I'm gonna start fapping to it now
>>77698343
https://youtu.be/T1yHo2oAzk4
>>77698233
The first game is fantastic and has a great story despite what some idiots here would tell you.
Everything that happens is completely justifiable within Star Wars, you just weren't supposed to take Galen's power level as canon since it was turned up so players could have fun with the game. They said it was meant to be a tall-tale, that the events occurred, but how they happened smudged so the player would have more fun. Like instead of pulling down the Star Destroyer you choke out the helmsman making it crash, stuff like that.
Second game had development problems with roughly half or more of the staff being fired halfway through development. The story got murky when it delved into Jedi cloning in their attempt to explain it away within the universe.
>>77698284
>Look, Jabba, I can't...GIVE you the money...right now, but once I get these two knuckleheads and their droids to Alderaan
>*whispering* I can throw in an extra fifteen percent, whaddaya say
>>77698429
the second should of never been made
>>77698274
It made perfect sense for him to spare her, after all he was reason she went to the dark side to begin with. He was also recovering from it so he knew just how awful it truly was.
He was on his path to becoming a Jedi at that point, not sure where he becomes one exactly in the timeline. I think it's right before the Death Star attack? Not sure.
>>77698130
>>77698160
>>77697827
They're like Tamaranians. And Lord do I want to fuck a Tamaranian.
>>77698233
Never played the second, but the first one was a lot of fun. Not very long, and platforming was always a bitch, but I still enjoy it.
>>77698429
Eh, I still think Galen being a power play from Vader to try to usurp Sheev is pretty dumb, as well as the Rebel senators all meeting Palpatine on the Death Star then barely escaping, as well as the Rebels being formed as a lure for other would-be Rebels
>>77698465
Fuck, that's perfect.
>>77698471
You're not exactly wrong...I would have just preferred the game wasn't assassinated by the guy that took over and fired half the staff though.
Witwer said whether or not Galen was indeed a clone was still a mystery for us in the recent stream, but that he and the devs knew the truth.
>>77698354
It was completely out of character. I understand his redemption story, but for it to start with mercy for Maris is ludicrous. That's the wrong time to go soft.
>>77698429
>The first game is fantastic and has a great story
Yeah nah. I also watch the Developer Streams, so I see where you're coming from, but simply the fact that they tell us what this stuff really means years afterwards doesn't excuse the some of the plot in the game. I'm fine with it being a tall-tale, and support it. But when the player visually sees Starkiller bringing down a Star Destroyer it's okay for them to vocalize their opinions.
Its not terrible, but I was honestly surprised when the game won an award for writing.
>>77698486
She was already falling to the dark side, just not completely. Shaak Ti was talking with the Fellucians about it
>>77698532
>I still think Galen being a power play from Vader to try to usurp Sheev is pretty dumb
But you already know that's what Vader is trying to do.
ESB reveals it and the new canon comics confirm it as well. Pretty sure it was still canon that Dooku was planning the same for Ventress too.
>>77698532
Eh, I think forming the Rebel Alliance himself as a honeypot to find and crush all opposition in its cradle is a very Sheev thing to do.
>>77698577
Vader wasn't overt about it though. When Sheev found out about Galen he should have been apeshit mad at Vader.
I dunno man, I just don't feel like the movies at all live up to the consequences that would really result from TFU's story
>>77698598
I feel like Sheev could have been smarter about it if he was involved in the rebellion's creation, e.g. planting loyal subordinates within its leadership to sabotage it at a proper time
>>77698565
>years afterwards
They didn't, they told us day zero. You guys were all just being clueless.
They had videos up on you YouTube explaining it before the game was out. They talked about it and their discussions with Lucas who approved of the use of the power and was all for it for a video game.
And the proper response to bringing down a star destroyer was FUCK YEAH
It's a video game, man. Gotta have fun.
And everything in the story makes perfect sense so it's clear why it won an award for its writing.
>She was already falling to the dark side, just not completely. Shaak Ti was talking with the Fellucians about it
No, Shaak Ti said she wasn't corrupted when they asked. She only became corrupted when Shaak Ti died and she was left alone and scared.
I love Sam Witwer but damn if his yelling isn't funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P23Zndxz5cc
https://youtu.be/akowDATf9mY?t=4m52s
>>77698598
But his failure to actually crush them after forming it despite taking them to his Death Star and having them in front of him ultimately diminishes him a lot as a master strategist frankly
>>77698608
Vader immediately tried to pander to Sheev's whims though, which surely soothed Sheev's ego. Killing your own personal pet you spent 10 or so years raising had to earn him some points back.
Are you for the big, maggot?
>>77698710
This will never not be funny.It's getting pretty close though.
>>77698710
I am already at full cock now
>>77698769
I hate you. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate. But you. You I simply hate straight away.
>>77698792
just know, that we're here, and have been for a pretty long time.
But anyways, post best GCW era armor, pic related, can't beat the original
![latest[24].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9cJ0fXO.jpg "latest[24].jpg")
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Poggle the Lesser?
>>77698726
in fairness it's a decade old meme, it'll die and come back whenever star wars bootlegs become a thing again
>>77698863
Do you mean the tragedy that reached the man?
Please give us Jedi Leia, TFA
C'mon Kathleen Kennedy, ABUSE YOUR POWER YOU BITCH, MAKE LEIA A JEDI, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO
>>77698838
Immediately thought of this.
>>77698932
let me 1 up you
>>77698924
She was way too old to start training and probably felt she wanted to devote herself to putting the Galaxy back together. Considering the huge military and administrative efforts needed, I don't think she had any room to learn to be a jedi.
>>77698838
These mother fuckers right here.
>>77698955
>She was way too old to start training
Nope, not according to Yoda or Luke in the films.
>>77698947
I'm sorry, every time I see a black stormtrooper, I just hear Spaceballs.
>WE AINT FOUND SHIT
>>77698924
I'm fine with her just being a [military] leader, since that's basically what she did all her life once she started politics.
>>77698863
I did hear the tragedy of Yarael Poof. Poor guy, his figures were literal shelfwarmers...
>Distinct lack of Ahsoka fan art
It's because nobody fucking watches Rebels because it's on XD, isn't it?
![Swamptrooper1b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fCoG8ON.jpg "Swamptrooper1b[1].jpg")
>>77698979
That is the laziest OC donut steel trooper variant I've ever seen.
They should have at least contacted Raven Software to help them develop new troopers
>>77698924
No, I don't want to see a stuntwoman with Carrie Fisher's face CG'd on flipping around while waving around a lightsaber.
>>77699010
There's more porn of Ashoka than any other star wars character.
Including all Twi'leks.
And this is before she had an adult representation in any form of media.
>>77698998
>Master Poof
Ah...
>>77699012
I dunno, I kinda like it.
>>77699050
I meant recent stuff.
Rebels Ahsoka has very little.
>>77699012
Raven's Shadowtroopers were gay AF tho
>>77698979
>ALL BLACK 'cause he's SHADOWY
>gloss finish.
>>77698710
the wish power are together with you, Ratio Tile.
>>77698998
That sounds implausible. He only had one toy, which was originally available in a multipack that was impossible to find. Then they made a slightly repainted repack of him, but that one can't have been much of a shelfwarmer either since it was only in the one wave.
>>77699053
Zeltron jedi?
![100011-utapau-shadow-trooper-005[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/N9ykuJe.jpg "100011-utapau-shadow-trooper-005[1].jpg")
>>77699086
They should have at least added red eyes and some grey highlights like this guy so it's a bit more than "stormtrooper except black"
>>77699050
>There's more porn of Ashoka than any other star wars character.
Nope, Leia is still #1.
Did the TCW crew ever plan to kill off Eeth Koth or something? It's kind of annoying we never find out why Agen Kolar replaced him.
![sith_girls_have_more_fun_by_vixen11-d74moth[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MMBILRq.jpg "sith_girls_have_more_fun_by_vixen11-d74moth[1].jpg")
>>77699152
No, that's a Sith.
>>77698863
>Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Wookieepedia?
>No.
>I thought not. It's not a story /swg/ would tell you. It's Legends. Wookieepedia was a wiki so powerful and so wise, they could document the EU and create... fanfiction. They had such a knowledge of the EU, they could even document pages on breasts.
>They could actually... document everything?
>The EU is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... autistic.
>What happened to them?
>They became so powerful, the only thing they were afraid of was losing their EU... which, eventually of course, they did. Unfortunately they taught Leland Chee everything they knew. Then Chee killed the EU when Disney bought Star Wars. Ironic. They could document everything... except canon itself.
>Is it possible to learn this power?
>Not from /swg/.
>>77699182
Oh, a pureblood. She looked a lot more like a zeltron in the previous pic. Or like a Barsoomian martian, given that outfit.
>>77699283
Yup. Check the mandibles. Or whatever the hell they are.
The original
>>77699243
HA!
>Mara Jade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A45FQvlfU6Q
>>77699243
You really need to get a life.
>>77698924
They specifically show Leia when Luke is talking about his family being strong in the Force and she's handling a lightsaber in the scene, she'll be a trained Jedi in the movie that's been acting in her normal position.
Some Ren Knight will try something with her and end up dying. They're keeping it hidden so that it can make the crowd go wild.
>>77699351
That's hilarious.
SO, HOW ABOUT THAT THEM THERE STAR WARS REBELS
>>77699464
>You'll never be Emperor and make pretty young things your slaves
It's a shame, really
>>77699351
Is this real?
>>77699487
Season 2 is lacking, Sabine a cute
There. That's pretty much the only discussion you'll get at this point.
>>77699487
Hopefully it has a Mara Jade cameo.
>>77699387
>she's handling a lightsaber in the scene
No. She sent Poe to retrieve the lightsaber. She is definitely not a Jedi. She is a Resistance General.
>>77699487
Shut up, wench. It's babe postin' time.
But Rebels needs to go to Netflix or something, I can't take waiting for episodes anymore. I need my Ahsoka VS Inquisitor duels already.
>>77699504
The whole thing is a joke.
>>77699487
Looking forward to the Mara Jade episodes.
>>77699487
It's pretty good. Just wished the Empire wouldn't lose so badly, and that the Rebels actually win without contrived circumstances.
>>77699504
Are you a fucking moron? Honest question. Pls respond.
>>77699351
kek
>>77699551
>changing her age so we miss out on loli Mara Jade
Travesty
What if Mara is introduced as one of the better Inquisitors (First Sister, or whatever the hell) instead of an underling for Sheev?
>>77699504
Yes, of course. They filmed it all live and George let someone put the video up on the internet.
chopper is such a ffffucking faggot holy shit
>>77699530
>She is definitely not a Jedi
You're wrong, anon.
>You have that power too. In time you'll learn to use it as I have.
There's no way Kathleen Kennedy didn't make her one, she's in a position of power and she's seen RotJ, Leia is a Jedi.
>She is a Resistance General.
Well, yeah. Jedi were generals.
>>77699588
>wants a loli instead of a WOMAN
Lolis don't have hips, lips, chest and sex drive.
>>77699645
But that means she'll be an old hag by the time the sequel trilogy comes around, and we can't have that.
>>77699622
Then she would be weak as hell, The Grand Inquisitor was the top Inquisitor, and he wasn't strong enough to defeat Kanan.
>>77699622
She'd be 12 years old if introduced in this show.
>>77699574
I can never tell, George has become so bitter the last few years.
>>77699622
Then she'd be yet another easily foiled member of Team Rocket. Best way to feature either her or Lumiya (not both) would be as agents of the Rebellion, possibly full time Ghost crew members, feeding Sheev information about the rebellion.
>>77699622
If Mara is brought back to canon I doubt she'll still be the Emperor's Hand, and I wouldn't be surprised if she was an Inquisitor, although something tells me Sheev will abandon the whole Inquisitor thing after the events of Rebels.
>>77699656
Just make her a member of an extremely human-like race that ages very slowly. That's basically what Star Trek did with the Vulcans, to make sure that Leonard Nimoy could cameo on TNG.
>>77699656
>old hag
>would be the same age as Lucy fucking Lawless
Stop
>>77699645
>Lolis don't have hips, lips, chest and sex drive.
They can if it's the will of the artist.
>>77699669
Really? I hadn't noticed. I mean, I guess we haven't really seen much of him, or at least I haven't. But what I have seen and heard about him, he seems like a really meek and gentle guy, like a shyer Walt Disney.
>>77699645
Given the fan following Ahsoka got at the venerable age of 14, I'm sure loli Mara will do fine. Besides, she'll get her famous booty by the time Luke is man enough to handle it.
>>77699669
But, he hasn't...
>Thread is only three hours old
>200+ posts
>40 posters
>Thread is full of nothing but complete shit
Waifu fags really are the worst. Unsurprisingly.
>>77699691
What if she was one of the Force sensitive babies from TCW, and he managed to keep hold of her? Maybe he thought he could make her another Darth Maul, but it didn't work out, so she's his gopher/assassin.
>>77699745
Not just any breed of waifufags, anon, but Mara Jade waifufags. They've been the worst even before the Internet was a thing.
>>77699745
Then by all means, lets go back to the endless arguing about the prequels, needless shitting on the EU, and answering about 50 posts from aimless idiots asking "so what's still canon?"
Whose got the new short "The Perfect Weapon"?
>>77699745
K.
Have a gif.
>>77699633
but she can't be a jedi since she is in a relationship with han
its not the jedi way
>>77699781
it was posted in the last tread i believe
>>77699712
Oh
Oh
>Lucy Lawless as Mara Jade
Ah, my pants came off. I've got to go
>>77699745
>most autistic general on /co/
>faggot getting butthurt when the thread isn't his personal brand of autistic
You don't have to stay, fella.
>>77699351
>I don't even know who that guy is
kek
>>77699712
the hands are a give away
>>77699791
>its not the jedi way
Expect that Luke is in charge now and FAMILIAL LOVE is what ultimately defeated the Sith for all time.
>>77699669
>George
>bitter
No he certain hasn't.
All the people he actually got better when he remarried and even had a non-adopted kid.
>>77699793
Might be cool. Might be really cool.
>>77699668
If they change one part of her Legends backstory, what's to stop them from aging her up?
>>77699622
Maybe Vader and the Emperor have their own groups of Inquisitors.
Sheev's being far more secretive and more skilled.
>>77699792
I looked, they've only posted the audiobook
>>77699785
>gif
>not webm
Get with the times Gramps.
>>77699869
>Sheev's being far more secretive and more skilled
You mean like... The Emperor's Hands?
>>77699869
Aren't the Inquisitors already Vader and Palpatine's personal group of Inquisitors?
>>77699809
They always are for some reason.
>>77699793
Lucy Lawless is flawless
>>77699879
http://www.mediafire.com/download/gcwcupc9qz9xgjs/The+Perfect+Weapon+%28Star+Wars%29+%28Short+Story%29_nodrm.epub
>>77699351
amazing
>>77699731
I mean the fan reaction to the prequels has obviously had an effect on him, I'm surprised he hasn't snapped yet.
>>77699869
Sheev already has that group of people he was willing to replace Vader with.
>>77700013
Well, you know, he has a lot of stuff to keep him happy. He's got friends and family and ultimately, history still going to recognize him as "the guy who made Star Wars" which is a pretty fucking incredible title.
>>77699731
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/star-wars-the-force-awakens-strays-from-my-origina/1100-6432477/
>>77700066
4chan can't understand someone being happy because of family and friends.
You really think he'd be bitter because of the reception three movies that made him even richer got? George is a pretty fucking cool guy.
Hey, does anyone know where I can find any download links for the KOTOR comics?
>>77700066
I remember a few threads ago there was this discussion about how sad and confused George looks today. I feel bad for him. Also check those orders.
>>77699993
Thanks you.
>>77700088
Who cares? Tell me when they're all sevens, then Ill be impresses.
>>77699351
goddammit Jorge, you seem like such a cool guy, why did you had to go and make 3 shit movies and add stupid shit to your other 3 good movies.
SADFASDFSADFKASDF
FUCKING
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW
DO I DO THIS GOD DAMN MISSION?
DO I REALLY NEED TO BUY A FUCKING STYLUS SO I CAN AUTISTICALLY PLACE THE STRIKES EXACTLY PIXEL PERFECT WHERE THEY NEED TO BE?
>>77699803
>most autistic general on /co/
That's an incredibly bolt statement youre making.
>>77700152
He's not wrong, though.
>>77700152
It's an incredibly factual statement.
>>77700146
What's happening?
>>77700152
He's obviously never seen /sug/ and /gfg/, lucky him.
