Does anyone on /co/ have any clue if South Park creator Trey Parker is gay? I heard he was dating a female stripper a while ago and might have a kid but he's always seemed like a faggot to me, especially based on the content of some episodes.
I always got the impression that Trey and Matt fucked each other AT LEAST once.
Trey should marry Matt. Then maybe he wouldn't be so depressed all the time
>>77678833
Agreed. And what the fuck is with that TweekxCraig episode? They were clearly faking being gay but Stan had his own unresolved subplot.
I feel like the subtext here is that Stan is really the confused one.
And Stan represents young Parker
>>77678566
Wasn't the kissing scene in BASEketball described as "one person kissing passionately and the other person holding back/feeling awkward"?
Part 3
>>77678762
>>77678833
They do look a qt gay couple.
>>77679084
lol you tell me anon.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6wN78_E4AAs
To me it looks like Matt is hamming it up as much as possible and Trey is going for a serious movie kiss. But who knows.
>>77678762
All you need to verify that is to watch Two Men Naked in a Hot Tub. Season 3 I believe?
>>77679173
>tfw reading Matt x Trey fanfics on angelfire sites back in 2003
>>77678566
You should Google it dude. There's a whole internet outside of 4chan you know, some of which contains facts.
>>77679219
I did google it. They seem to be pretty private about their personal lives. imo if he is gay he hasn't admitted it to himself yet, let alone anyone else. (I don't think Matt is gay; just Trey). Was wondering if anyone here had any insight other than on the general web.
>>77679213
I wonder if any of that shit is still up? I remember it going around my friend group as a laugh.
>>77679285
i'll help you
https://www.instagram.com/thesouthparkers/
>>77679213
>Matt sat next to his almost-ready-to-pop pregnant lover. He lovingly stroked the distended belly and suddenly squealed. "Ooh! I felt it kick."
>"Yeah, tell me about it," Trey grumbled. "It may be all exciting for you, but from where I sit it's no picnic. Being pregnant isn't all it's cracked up to be."
>"But, Dude," Matt said lovingly, "that just means our little baby is strong and healthy." Matt leaned over and started to coo over Trey's stomach.
top kek
>>77679326
Fucking A, nostalgia city
>>77679307
I dunno, I just remember the site owner/author writing a lot of Matt x Trey that covered a lot of the characters they portrayed from other films. That was pretty based desu
>>77679321
Still half convinced he's a faggot.
>>77679321
damn
>>77679414
Wife looks like a man
>not gay
https://www.instagram.com/p/9Z8D-EJP1i/
>>77679462
Maybe if Matt ever gets divorced, Trey could try again
>>77679462
well if his wife has a feminine penis, then she's a girl, but if she doesn't then he's clearly in the closet
>>77679523
Or he's just disgusted with himself everytime they fuck. Or he closes his eyes. Also could be Bi; sometimes that's just as hard to come out as.
>>77679515
God he looks like he's about to start crying, notices the camera, and makes himself look amused. Jesus that man is a raging homosexual.
South Park season finale will be pretty cool
>>77679782
Fuuuuuck. Last episode had me worried. The connection between ads and SJWs/PC police was dumb and didn't make sense. It seemed like they started with a cool idea and then gave up halfway through and decided to throw in ads because of reasons?
Anon thanks for that instagram shit btw. I spent the last half hour looking at it. Good recent SP stuff to fish out from it
Pic related to OP topic though
>>77678566
What is bi?
>>77679947
OP here. I was browsing and found that too. I'd bet my bottom dollar Parker suggested Stone take off his shirt.
>>77679462
What kind of sad country do you come from where your men look like that?
>>77679970
Bisexuality is wanting to fuck both dudes and chicks.
>>77680050
USA. Where are her tits? Look at her strong jawline. It's fine if you wanna fuck dudes, anon, but don't front.
>>77679414
>tumblrina wife
kek
>>77680095
>That
>Strong jawline
That's pitiful homie. Pic related, fwm.
>>77679414
uggo
>>77680139
lol just saw some of her other pics. Better looking in those.
>>77679326
>"OK," I said. "The Broflovskys take Ike to the pediatrician for his yearly checkup, and he is found to have anal abrasions." Trey arched his eyebrows, a sardonic/seductive look I'd seen him shoot the camera a time or two during their fireside chats, but I could not even begin to speculate on that with the force of Matt's personality still trained on me. I wondered who was the top here, and knew only it wasn't me.
>I was wearing a tight black Betsey Johnson slipdress with winged lions printed on it, and a pair of high-heeled Doc Martens, and I thought I looked pretty cute. But maybe I wasn't their type. Or maybe they had girlfriends. Or maybe they were a couple after all. The only thing I knew for sure was that I was having some very unprofessional feelings about these two guys I might be working with: namely, I wanted to be their whorebag.
>"And I could tell how bad you wanted my ass," Trey said. "Dude, no way, she wants my ass."
>"Ithought I wanted your ass first, Trey," I said. "And then I decided I wanted yours even worse, Matt. Because it's true, you do have a really sweet ass. But why must we quibble? Can't I have both your asses?"
>"I think we'll start by having yours," they said in unison. Each of them grabbed me by one arm, and they hoisted me effortlessly and threw me headfirst onto the bed.
>"Wait a sec," I said, twisting around to look at them. "You guys are totally in charge. You can do anything you want to me. But Matt, can I please unzip your fly? I've always wanted to unzip someone who was wearing a pair of Lucky Brand jeans."
kek x2
>>77680935
Near the end:
>When we were done with that, I discovered that someone had used a thick-pointed Sharpie to scrawl the word COCKMASTER across my chest and stomach. "Goddamn it," I said.
"Naughty language," said Trey, and smacked me across the face. That was apparently some kind of signal, and they both fell on me.
>I came back to consciousness some time later, bruised and spread-eagled, one limb tied to each bedpost. They were shaking the bed and yelling >"Exorcist! Exorcist!"
>"Your mother sucks cocks in hell," I said tiredly, and pretended I was being tortured in Vietnam until I lost consciousness again.
If Trey isn't gay (and don't pretend as though that doesn't fucking RHYME), then Tom Cruise isn't either.
>>77680935
>>77681042
What the fuck
>>77678566
Their making out ruined Baseketball for me.
The joke itself would've worked, like it did with Talledega Nights, but Trey was way too into it.
I really almost feel bad for him. The poor guy must be lying to himself more than Draco "Grand Budapest Hotel" Malfoy on a bad day.
>>77681356
Agreed. It was too intense to be a joke.
>>77679639
You're right. Dear Jesus.
>>77678566
Matt, why are you coming onto /co/ and starting this shit again. Dont you have work you should be doing right now?
>>77681553
Is it me, or does Trey have a serious case of the gayface? I've got a gay cousin who looks just fucking like that.
>>77681580
He looks like a homo 200%
Not only could Stan be an outlet for Trey's mind's little va-gay-tions, but I think Cartman in the last episode almost could be, too? Trey has compared himself with Cartman a few times in interviews (only with very minor traits) and we know he probably isn't a homocidal sociopath, but Cartman's got this whole "I'm not gay, you're gay!" thing going on. Maybe Trey makes fun of other people being gay because he's gay? G-A-Y. What's the last letter of Trey's name? Y. What else starts with a Y? Yoda. Y-O-D-A shares two letters with the word gay. 2 + 4 + 3 = 9. What season are we on? 19, which has a 9. The leftover 1 means there is only 1 gay person in South Park Studios, and I'd bet all my jelly beans that it's Trey. Illuminati confirmed.
>>77681667
Yoda was also the name of a "Weird" Al Yankovic song.
Know what it was parodying? Lola.
Know what Lola was about? A big husky tranny.
>>77681553
You're onto something OP.
>>77681713
Whoops, slipped up.
That's "Weird Al" Yankovic.
I'm not OP, but I hear what you're saying. I think that tranny could be linked to Queer As Folk (US), which had a man named Ted as one of the main characters. Ted...Trey. Not too different, imo. Seems a bit fishy.
>>77681752
He was addressing me, not you, nigger. See:
>>77681713
>77681553
>>77681713
>weird al
>weird
>synonym for queer
Holy fuck. Trey's been fucking underage Cuban male prostitutes for decades.
Cuban = Cuban Missile Crisis = John F. Kennedy...hmmm. The plot thickens. I wonder where Trey was on the day of JFK's nurder?
Is it wrong that I think they're totally cute together and they should just fuck?
>>77681858
Have you seen him recently? Probably eating donuts. Oh wait...
>>77681890
Deep down we all do, anon, deep down we all do.
FAGGOT = F.A.G.G.O.T = Film Actors' Guild for Game of Thrones. What did they replace the Game of Thrones' theme song with in their Black Friday episode? Wieners. Where do you get wieners? Germany. Germany has 7 letters. A rainbow has 7 colors. Coincidence? I think not.
>>77681858
>Kennedy
>born November 22, 1963
>Parker
>born October 19, 1969
>11221963-10191969=1029994
>1+0+2+9+9+9+4=34
>Trey Parker's age=46
>46-34=12
>It's about a month away from Christmas
>12 Days of Christmas
>Days rhymes with Gays
And the rest, as they say, is history.
We all know Trey's in the closet, complete with a cover wife who's probably also in the closet.
The question is, is Trey in love with Matt, and if so, does Matt know this?
When you want him so bad it hurts
>>77682029
I'm so fucking sure Matt would know. Maybe not that he wants HIM but there's no way Trey doesn't slip up and say gay shit inadvertently all the time. You know Matt just smiles along, laughing his ass off inside his own head.
>>77682029
Also kek because bitch looks like a dyke.
>>77678566
I thought Trey was a weab who wanted a Japanese waifu?
>>77682132
Says a lot about weebs, doesn't it?
>>77682132
>only wanting to fuck asian girls
first step toward faggotry.
>>77682132
Fixed.
That scene gave me my first weird girl boner.
>>77682366
Which scene, anon?
Also, dubs checked.
>>77682388
The one in the OP of course.
>>77682398
These?
>>77679027
>>77679079
>>77679100
Or them sucking face?
>>77682405
Sucking face.
AKA the image in the OP. Is this a hard concept?
>>77682440
Two things were referenced by OP, faggot. On another note: I agree completely. That is some quality face sucking action. I can only hope that one day someone kisses me like Trey was trying to kiss Matt.
Trey and Matt homosexuality confirmed.
thinking about it this episode could represent Trey being like "let's fuck dude" and Matt being like "nah nigga im gucci."
>>77681953
This fucking scene man, wasn't this the intro for Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride?
>>77682132
He had a Japanese wife but cheated on her with whatever that instagram account is all about.
>>77682366
Same familia
>>77682780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaSQuyyZvc4
feast your eyes niglet
>>77682833
Jesus. It's like he's screaming, "I'M A FUCKING FAGGOT SHOVE YOUR MEATROD INTO MY MOIST BUNGHOLE" and nobody's around to hear it.
>>77682839
Yepper, I still have it on VHS too
>>77682874
Same, senpai. I've got seasons 1 and 2. Can't remember if they did more after that though.
>>77682920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPTCchtRT4A
But I don't know when they stopped this format. They absolutely hated giving commentary on South Park stuff at the very beginning of that series going to DVD.
Of course there's the drunken commentaries they did for Orgazmo & Cannibal! The Musical
>>77682950
Yeah I remember hearing that. I bet they enjoyed these a lot more though. These are more like sketches, not commentary. Probably just too busy to deal with them anymore.
>>77682950
https://youtu.be/ynTmb936OKc
>>77679173
They... They look like a college bud's dads...
That's also fucking adorable.
>>77683070
Yeah I know
This is teetering on /tv/ territory but anyone remember them being in Terror Firmer as hermaphrodites?
>>77683160
Fuck yeah I do. That was hilarious. Wish they would make more small but hilarious appearances like this.
https://youtu.be/-9nHS7u8SUs
Just an interesting interview. Unrelated.
Trey micromanages everything, while Matt just seems to just "be there". Even in that little mini-doc it was rather one-sided.
>>77683230
https://youtu.be/h5ZN54T3VRI
Matt's bit.
Matt is more on the business side of things. Trey is the main creative director.
I'm pretty sure Tim Curry's gay.
>>77683369
Me too.
>>77683439
A shame he didn't age so well
>>77683450
At least Matt Stone did.
http://a.pomf.se/ovytkz.webm
Still the gayest thing ever.
Why has Matt gotten so shit at voice acting nowadays? Kyle, Butters, and Tweek literally all sound the same in the later seasons, without any of the tics or inflections that made them distinctive.
>>77684564
Aging mostly, those voices were probably a lot easier to do about 20 years ago.
>>77684612
>>77684564
Or more likely they just got lazy. I don't see what being older should have to do with tics or inflections. The tone of your voice might change a bit, but...
>>77681553
I can't remember what it was, but apparently both were high as fuck when they decided to do this. LSD or X or something, I don't know.
>>77681356
Jesus lighten up buddy. Being into it is what makes it funny.
>>77685893
LSD and they weren't tripping when they decided they decided to wear dresses and trip.
>>77683539
Stones always been the better looking one.
