Good evening owls of /co/,
FRANKENCASTLE
Hey!
How bout them Legends of Tomorrow? Feels so good man
>>77675141
Sorry I'm late, the call of Five Guys was too much to ignore
>>77675141
Hello Storyteller.
Whoever piled those bodies on that hill is a lazy bastard.
>>77675225
That trailer has me so hyped
And those episode descriptions!
>Old West
>>77675225
is it good? I don't do TV but I was defending the honor of Hawkman on twitter
>>77675225
>liking shitty CW shows
I shiggy diggy
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>>77675309
SURELY NOTHING WILL GO WRONG
>>77675343
GREAT FUCKING IDEA HERE
>>77675286
Trailer dropped and it's pretty great. Like pure DC goodness. I'm so hype.also the flame for LOSH burns eternal
>>77675287
CW's the best of the main 5 networks. fite me
>>77675343
Saw this coming. Anton Chekhov would be disappointed otherwise.
>>77675387
>>77675225
I enjoyed the hell out of itbut is it true that Legion is going to have a TV show along with New Mutants? Or am I thinking about something else?
>>77675343
>>77675343this goes suprisingly well all things considered
>>77675442
That's a different guy but the answer is yes
>>77675449
so Dark Reign must be over, Welcome Back Cap
also this Reagan-era punk is 1000% Remender
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>>77675508
BTW I just got a copy of ADOM on Steam
I may see y'all again in six months
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>>77675576
d'awww
JL3001 preview+interview
http://www.comicosity.com/interview-keith-giffen-remixes-the-justice-league-3001-exclusive-preview-of-6/
>Guy Gardner is our way of exploring — and reminding fans of — the process by which these characters were created. Guy Gardner, as you learn in issue #5, was sort of done on the cheap. And it’s going to start coming apart. So, we’re going to start dealing with it and seeing the ramifications of the original personality coming out.
>And what happened to her old life? In other words, the person that became Guy Gardner came from somewhere. There are people that know this person. So, how does that fit in with being basically drafted to be Guy Gardner? There was an earlier issue showing Terry with one of the quote-unquote “volunteers” who wasn’t really a volunteer at all. So, we’ve been playing with it for awhile, that some of these characters we’re as voluntary as Cadmus would like us to think. We’re going to use Guy Gardner to explore that idea of two personalities in conflict.
>Ultimately, in our minds, we’re not doing a transgender character with Guy. It never crossed our minds. This is a character we’re using to explore the cost behind the process by which the Justice League was created.
Something tells me that the folks who wanted Guy to be an Accurate And Sensitive Representation Of Trans People are going to be disappointed
>>77675635
Some people who had been bitchy are actually happy with this because it means it's really not a trans situation, idk
>>77675535
>that smug fucking FACE
Frank, you dick.
>ADOM
Isn't that yet another Metroidvania-esque indie title? Yeah, call me when Nintendo stops being retarded and makes a proper Metroid game.
>>77675635
Female Guy is still doing odd things to the dick.
>>77675665
Really? That's pretty surprising, it didn't seem like it was meant to be trans representation to begin with, they just assumed it was and wanted it to be a certain way
>>77675343
Since this story seems to be canon in Frank Castle's history, I guess they will use it someday to explain how a 'Nam veteran can still be in great shape while in his 70s.
>>77675635
This should be interesting
>>77675635
>dat Doran art
Her Supergirl is ADORABLE
and the Batman/girl is a descendant of Bruce's? that's cute
>>77675733
I'm pretty sure that's what's happening right now. tho didn't rucka do some sliding timeline stuff?
>>77675733
616 (or whatever the fuck the universe number is now) Frank isn't a vietnam vet, they already retconned that a while ago
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>>77675665
Okay no. ENOUGH with this Gal Gardener shit.
Guy got genderbended into a chick, she doesn't really give a flying fuck. Superman 3K is a hateful douchebag and Batman 3K is a pussy. There is no substantial commentary on transsexualism.
Let this half-assed "controversy" DIE IN A FIRE. Enough.
>>77675672
no, ADOM is a classic fucking huge Roguelike
>>77675442
On the one hand, odds are good it's going to be terrible.
On the other hand, interest may net us a new Legion comic.
>>77675665
>Frank got a statue
>people giving him free food
Why is this so adorable?
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>>77675481
Wait Legion as in LOSH? I'm not dreaming am I? I'm not dreaming am I?
>>77675635
>Something tells me that the folks who wanted Guy to be an Accurate And Sensitive Representation Of Trans People are going to be disappointed
Whoever thought that was silly.
>>77675972
Since Frank is undead now,wouldn't this be the perfect opportunity to pay Osborn a visit?
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>>77676002
>Wait Legion as in LOSH? I'm not dreaming am I? I'm not dreaming am I?
no Legion as in the x-men guy
>>77676014
These guys AGAIN?
dat gravestone pose
>>77676002
No, Legion the dude who's Professor X's kid and has a million personalities inside him, hence the name.
>>77676031
tomorrow is travel day but I will try to be on at the regular time
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>>77676042
Oh I got confused because the only Legion I know of is World of Warcraft and LOSH. Now I feel like a dumbass.
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>>77676002
>Wait Legion as in LOSH? I'm not dreaming am I? I'm not dreaming am I?
Don't hold your breath. Wait until it's 100% confirmed, and I'll start celebrating with you. We can have a huge ass thread about it and make everyone irrationally hate the newly rekindled Legion fanbase in record time. Until then, don't get your hopes up.
>>77676117
Hopes for what? LOSH isn't getting a show.
>>77676116
d-dat ass
>>77676031
The Shaolin Scientist Squad seems like something right out of Jack Kirby's fever dreams.
STEP LIKE THE DRAGON!
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>>77676117
my crack ending for Legends of Tomorrow is at the end when they're all celebrating saving the future a time bubble comes up and some Legionnaires come out yelling at Rip for sproking up time
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>>77676096
Thanksgiving with the nieces must be... stimulating.
>>77676148
Exactly. Always remember that we live in a reality where nice things don't happen.
>>77676175
.....She's wearing a gimp suit, complete with ball gag.
What.
>>77676254
Thanks OP
>>77676297
I don't think we ever see her again either.
>>77676257
luckily this one doesn't involve them, but my grandmother has said if anyone gets going on politics they can GTFO
>>77676254
>That dialog reference
>no accompanying art
so flustered.
>>77676297
Grimbor would be proud
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>>77676257
Better than working Black Friday and Thanksgiving. Late reply but thanks again OP for everything.
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>>77676347
>my grandmother has said if anyone gets going on politics they can GTFO
Your gran sounds cool.
>>77676347
That is a good policy
>>77676444
Anyone here who has to work Thanksgiving and/or Black Friday: I feel your pain, that's some ridiculous shit.
>>77676454
You know the joke "There's an app for telling which of your friends and family are racist: it's called Facebook"? A lot of the relatives have been proving it right in spades, lately.
>>77676492
I deactivated my facebook during the last election, I decided I liked my friends and family more without knowing their horrible opinions on literally everything
>>77676395
>those teeth
How on Earth does she not bite her tongue?
>>77676492
i haven't gone on facebook in a long whilethis political shit has stopped being funny and started being depressing
>>77676395
>It is said when the gem glows, it predicts it will drink in blood.
.... It's a sword. Not much else a sword can do, really.
>>77676438
>working Black Friday
My condolences, anon. Good luck to you.
>>77676522
I've had an account forever and ever, but I have the policy of not friending most family on it and keeping it more for absent friends
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>>77676548
>not using a sword to cut watermelon
It's a great party trick.
>>77676617
It's like a little nod to The Slavers!
>>77676638
But seriously, Frank, you want a bitch dead, kill a bitch dead.
>>77676492
I end up hating people online enough without knowing their names, honestly.
>>77676522
>>77676545
Never talk politics with anyone you care about. It can only end badly.
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>>77676649
Frank you know better than to make a rooky mistake like that....
>>77676687
I can deal with sincere political disagreement, I can't deal with my family members with their own amazingly checkered pasts getting sanctimonious on social issues, because LOL.
>>77676731
this gonna end real well
>>77676757
>>77676623
Raiden, pls.
>>77676649
Yeah, he should've just shot her. Now she got the chance to give physics the finger.
>>77676768
>>77676776
MK Raiden >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MGS Raiden
I don't get why so many people have to die in Punisher stories. Why can't they all just get along?
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>>77676803
Yeah, even when he becomes a cyborg ninja and goes full anime he's still no Christopher Lambert
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>>77676856
down down up, TELEPORT
>>77676803
I must disagree. I actually really like MGS Raiden. He's a total dweeb, even when he's an amped up cyber-ninja, and it's hilarious.
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>>77676837
They're just playing extreme paintball.
>>77676916
SHIIIIIIIII-
oh hai, crossover time
>>77676937
Live by the sword,die by the sword?
>>77676937
Ya know what I like about that crossover? The serious BTFO Frank hands Daken in part 2.
>>77676963
Never count on a guy like the Hand boss to defend you. Ever.
>>77676937
>Daken
Time for that little punk to get his.
Anyone else think it's kinda lame that Frank didn't finish Lady Gorgon off? It was foreshadowed to fuck, but still.
>>77676990
shhhh, we'll get there
>>77677019
>>77676893
How many people's character arcs in Metal Gear are just " I want Snake to think I'm cool"?
Counting any Snake you play as
I mean the entire franchise ended up as Ocelot's plan to make Big Boss senpai notice him
>>77676996
>you will never straddle Frankencastle
Daken, you lucky stiff.
>>77677033
Oooh, that's low
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>>77677107
daaaang
>>77677019
>Dark Wolverine
THE EDGE.
>blamed Wolverine for his mother's death
Why? I would be more inclined to blame the asshole who murdered her, but that's just me.
>>77677121
>>77677134
Marvel got really into this 'Dark X' thing, like renaming Parkerbolts 'Dark Avengers' for the last arc or two
>>77677156
I think a surprise is incoming!
>>77677185
It's Frank! With some serious bolt-cutters!
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>>77677201
Is Frank cracking a smile?
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>>77677071
>all these babes thirsty for his dick
>ditches them and leaves them with the check because MUH FAAAAAAATHEEEEEEER
I hate Daken already.
>>77677057
Rule of thumb that has served me well: Every character in Metal Gear is a moron. Seriously, think of any MG character, and you'll realize they're a fucking idiot.
>>77677213
Wandering around Amazon and there's a Showcase Presents Ghosts and I can't stop laughing
>>77677240
FRANK HULK WHEN?
>>77677134
Wasn't he kinda brainwashed but that Romulus guy or am I confused?
>>77677258
>>77677156
Remember the absolute nothing that was Dark X-Men?
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>>77677279
I've managed to forget that one, honestly, who was even in it?
>>77677258
Is Daken always this annoying?
>>77677301
Parkerbolts DA was still a good book, including some delightfully meta digs
>>77677301
I just remember Dark Beast, maybe Mystique? I think some goofy 90s guys. I wanna say Adam X was involved?
>>77677233
Daken is only enjoyable when he's trolling people. Any kind of serious attempt pathos or drama falls flat.
>>77677311
Yes. Yes he is. Always. Without fail.
>>77677335
Oh my god I want someone with actual chops to write an Adam X mini
You know what was totally worthless shit? That Fantomex MAX book.
>>77677301
Pretty much the line-up was Mystique, Dark Beast, Mimic(unbelievably got out of Character Limbo), and that guy who killed Alpha Flight one time.
>>77677301
I think FrankenHulk is now, Storyteller. Goddamn!
>>77677330
Oh, just fuck already, you two.
>>77677301
Daken, Dark beast, Mystique, Weapon Omega, and fucking Mimic
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>>77677395
and it was bad?
who the fuck is Mimic?
>>77677441
>>77677457
crank up the emo music, kids, we'll read one more
>>77677441
He was one of the Pre-Claremont X-Men that wasn't one of the O5, Havok, or Polaris.
>>77677441
If he's who I'm thinking of a mutant from the Lee/Kirby days who joined the X-Men and I think died or something? He had a cool look when he stole everyone's powers, a visor, wings, big hands and feet. It's the only reason I remember him
>>77677441
Eeeey so so.
And Mimic is pretty much the X-Men's Super Skrull, but can copy the skills and powers of a mutant one at a time.
>>77677477
Ohhhh
My X-knowledge is very, very spotty
I watched the 1992 series first run on TV, though!
>>77677469
>this whole page
We're doing this then? Okay.
Let's rev up the Linkin Park.
>>77677441
Mimic is a silver age X-Men villain that is a composite of the Original 5
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>>77677134
The person who killed her raised him and said Wolverine was the murderer.
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>>77677649
I just fucking lost it laughing at this page
>>77677630
Daken deserves credit for bringing back the best Wolverine costume
>>77677679
THAT is a Big Fun Gun
>>77677716
Remender/Moore have great comedic timing, damn
>>77677679
the healing factor always makes for some great humor. Like that whole story from Pre MAX Ennis Punisher where Frank and Logan fight an all midget crime family
>>77677748
Eat shit, you Mohawk-styled nerd.
>>77677679
'>that face in the final panel
A new reaction image has been unlocked.
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>>77677776
please share when you crop it :D
>>77677748
I bet if Remender didn't pass on the Deadpool solo years ago he woiuld've been paired with Moore.
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>>77677748
I enjoy that Daken keeps getting humorously smacked around.
>>77677798
sniffle
btw when I manage to get on during out of town, we're gonna read BATTLE POPE
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>>77677828
dying, again, reading this page
>>77677792
Done.
>>77677848
>>77677865
I just love the cartoon violence Daken is receiving as a comuppance.
>>77677865
Daken, are you seriously making an American Bandstand joke?
>>77677865
>Mr Sparkle shirt
>>77677892
How have we never gotten a Looney Tunes/Spy vs Spy Wolverine and Sabretooth book?
>>77677897
I missed that
that's great
>>77677915
That would be a proper use of the MAX format, but doing it 100% black comedy with the gore
>>77677915
Well, there is that page with Sabretooth's jetpack.
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>>77678003
I don't think I've seen any artist make this much violence this fucking funny
>>77677855
Thanks anon. This is a reaction gold mine
>>77675343
dat ass
>>77677933
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>>77677987
This whole story is taking the piss, and I love it.
>>77678026
>>77678057
FRANK UPS THE ANTE
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>>77678003
>a divine gift from the God of Armageddon
>Straight from Black Heaven
Who talks like that?
>>77678104
GODDAMMIT LOGAN
Thanks for reading, owls, three issues left! More tomorrow.
>>77678122
Thanks OP. Logan,you need to let that brat get some discipline.
>>77678122
Nobody gets to kill Wolverine's kids except Wolverine.
>>77678122
All your kids you've killed Logan and you're stopping Frank cmon canuckleheadi do think that was after this
>>77678091
There is no edge, there is only Frank
>>77678117
Psychos in love.
>>77678182
>the love in those eyes
and people shit on Dillon's art
>>77678122
Thanks for posting as always, Storyteller.
OH COME ON, LOGAN.
>>77678104
>SNIKT
Dammit all, Logan. You had to snikt him, even. You cockblocking bastard.
>>77678122
Thanks OP!
>>77678175
>could have gotten killed by the goddamn Frankenstein Punisher
>get drowned in a puddle by your dad
That's Daken's true punishment.
>>77678122
HAHA time to set up a plot point for Uncanny X-Force
>>77678203
Max Bullseye was moe as hell. And we have seen some of Dillon's non-Frankface art in this storytime.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRANK!
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>>77678257
I still like Dillon. I'm probably the only person excited for his Scarlet Witch issues
>>77678345
Posting Frank
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>>77677330
This is getting intensely homoerotic in the worst way possible.
>>77678609
Bow Chicka Frank Frank!
>>77677469
CRAAAAAAAWWWWWLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
Please OP don't cut me off yet! I need my frankencastle fix!
I love threads like this during and after they end
>>77678319
Frank...
frank bump
Fucksakes, does Wolverine HAVE to be everywhere at once, and not only that, fuck up the ass beating that Daken long deserved?
I know hes dead now, but fuck off for a minute yeah?
>>77680989
It's parental guilt he wishes he could save his son, Uncanny X-Force is all about that at the end.Reminder that in the alternate universe the world went to hell because Wolverine couldn't kill Daken and his son triggered Apocalypse. So he finally does it, he murders his son to save the world
>>77681088
Wolverine kills Daken through suffocation right? So by that notion, Frankencastle definitely would have killed Daken by burying him in all that concrete correct?
>>77682044
Yeah suffocation is one of the surefire ways to kill both of them. Hard to regenerate wounds if your brain just shuts down
Unless the writer is a hack and thinks regenerating from a single cell is interesting, then the characters are basically immortal
>>77680989
He can't even fuck off when he's dead. The Wolverines series launched right after and there are now two Wolverines, one of them being literally Logan.
>>77675665
Have they referenced any of this monster business in later Punisher issues? Does Frank still help them out every now and then?
>>77682325
I doubt it.
>>77682087
>Hard to regenerate wounds if your brain just shuts down
It's a good notion for balance, but that doesn't account for all the times Logan/Daken's brains have been scrambled. I'd say a bullet rattling around your adamantium skull is enough to shut down a brain.
The suffocation thing never made much sense, because of this. The most you could do is keep them in limbo, really. The best solution is to do what they did to Ultimate Snikt-Bub, just fucking eradicate his ass into little skeletal pieces.
>Unless the writer is a hack and thinks regenerating from a single cell is interesting, then the characters are basically immortal
Yeah, the whole discussion is kind of moot since it's up to the writer. Dude, comic books lmao.Sigh.
bump to give the storytimer another chance
Oh shit the thread is still here, I missed it yesterday.
Time to Frank.
bumping while i read, thanks for posting this
>>77680777
Can never have too many franks
>>77678122
I usually side against the people bitching at Wolverine.
But holy shit Logan you done fucked up this time.
