Think back, what was the last /co/ related thing you watched/read/played/listened to?
Got it? Good.you've stolen all of Immortan Joe's wives, he's fucking pissed and he mobilised the entire war party. The main character of that thing you selected is now defending you.How fucked are you?
...Jessica Jones?
Welp,
>>77667491
one punch man
i'm good.
Shit
piece of piss
John Constantine.
I'm sure I'll be fine.
>Immortan
Forgot to turn on the spellcheck huh
>Green Lantern
Hal is gonna bang all of his wives.
Corto Maltese
Imortan Joe is fucked.
Cerebus the Aardvark
Could go either way
>>77667506
Same here but maybe she would do me out of pity
>>77667491
Jack Spicer.
Hmm... I'm dead.
Can I get all of the burners from Motorcity, or just the one?
>>77667491
>mfw I've been reading Classic Thor all day
>>77667726
Hes not the main character though
>>77667690
nice bait, almost got me
>>77667750
> implying he isn't
He's the most developped character on the show and by the end of Showdown he's arguably got the most screentime.
>>77667491
I'm Fucked aren't i?
>>77667506
Hopefully she brings Cage along.
>>77667895
...after 15 minutes Joe says he's sorry.
>Tank Girl
I ain't so much afraid of what he'll do to me, as I am afraid of what SHE'LL do.
>>77667530
That's not /co/, weeb.
>Mike Tyson
I'm fine.
Who is the main character of Demon Knights?
I guess Etrigan but even then that's not entirely obvious.
But with any of them I'm probably good.
Fuck me
>>77667491
>Animaniacs
Think I'm pretty safe on this one.
Not sure if fucked or not
>Arrow
Ollie's gonna pretend to join him and nothing will go wrong
>>77667506
This.
I should be fine as long as that drunk is never put behind the wheel of anything. But since the Mad Max universe is all about driving we're probably all fucked.
>Godzilla in Hell
The wives are mine now.
>>77667491
>Wander Over Yonder
So, depending on the perspective I'm either fucked in all the holes or an angry skeleton just blasts everything and steal all Joe's vehicles and flame guitar.
>>77667491
Frank Miller's Daredevil.
Okay as long as I do the driving we're fine.
>>77667491
Played?
Marvel vs Capcom 3.
I think I'm all right.
>TTGo! Robin
Fuck that. I'd be better at defending myself. They air that damned show so much I can't not watch it.
>>77670117
I find it easy.
>The Flash
I'm good
>scarface
Oh fuck....
OP here, may as well weigh in while the thread's rolling.
>Joy
I couldn't possibly be more fucked.
> John Constantine
I hope I won't be considered as his friend cuz I'm surely dead then.
>>77670370
scratch that, I remembered I read some Camp W a couple of days ago.
>Malachi
Nope. Still fucked.
>>77667491
>watched
Amusingly enough, it wasMad Max. So I figure I'm good.
>read
A book about the 80 Years War, so I guess the Prince of Orange gets to defend me? He was a pretty awesome guy, but I don't see what he could do on his own against a motorised post-apocalyptic war party.
>played
Thea: The Awakening. The main characters are gods, but they can't interfere directly with mortals so I guess Immortan could just kill all followers and win that way.
>listened to
Blind Guardian - Nightfall in Middle-Earth. Immortan is fuuucked.
>>77667491
"Frank"-enstine
i'm probably going to make it
>Aqua Teen
I'm fucking dead.
>Implying Shake isn't the main character, dark horse AND final boss of ATHF
>Timmy Fucking Turner
Well, I'm fucked, unless the Fairies come with him.
>>77670768
every thing he throws, explodes.
if he throws enough stuff at immortan, he'd kill him.
>>77667491
>Gravity Falls
I'm fucked. Someone help me out of this?
>The crew of the Lost Light
My safety is contingent on which bots are in my immediate vicinity at the time
I'll be ok as long as it's not Swerve, Tailgate, and/or Rewind
>Peter Griffin
Not great, but sometimes he murders people so maybe I'll get lucky
>>77667491
Read : Superman from last son of krypton
Watched : All Star Superman
I think i'm good
>deadpool
I'm safe
>>77667491
>Metalocalypse
>The Doomstar Requiem
Rock off against Joe's guitar guy.
Grant Morrison Scott? I'd rather have Emma, but I'll take the boy-scout no problem.
>>77671076
That could actually work. He wouldn't even have to walk!
>>77668854
it's not like you're going to run a red light or be pulled over by a cop
>>77667491
>Optimus Fucking Prime
We're good
>>77671313
I would pay to see that
Who is the main character of Rebels?
If it's Ezra I'm fucked if it's Kanan I'm good
Bigby Wolf will fuck Immortan Joe up.
>>77671546
You're fucked.
>>77671369
This. All of this.
Ellis-Era Moon Knight
Shit nigga Joe is fucked
I think he could potentially pull it off, but it'd be rough.
>>77672736
Whatever happens, it's going to be pretty metal.
>>77667491
>literally Action Comics
we good
>>77667491
>Scrooge McDuck
Heh, Joe's fucking toast.
>>77667491
>Ezra Bridger
That fucking dunce doesn't stand a chance.
>>77673235
>panel 5
>Scrooge finds his husbando
halp dying
>>77667491
>Daredevil
uhm... I don't suppose Joe would be down to settle this in court?... I might have a chance then
>>77667491
Not exactly /co/ related but I was playing Marvel vs Capcom 3 and my team consisted of
>Dante
>Dormammu
>Magneto
am i okay?
>>77667491
>The Punisher
I'm good
>>77667491
>Ninjak
I'll be okay.
>Star
hmm I guess I can just fuck off to another dimension
>>77667895
You are pathetic, Toon.
>>77667491
>superman the animated series
AHA
>>77670465
/co/ related, dimwit.
>>77667491
Inmortan Joe is fucked in so many planes...
>Captain Falcon
This is gunna be good
>>77670465
>Nightfall in Middle-Earth
My nigga.
>>77667491
>Adventure Time
if were talking about all the mains (Including marcie, PB, and jake) i'm good. but just Finn? that might be a challenge.
>>77668558
Sentry saves you but then goes all auts and accidentally murders you too
I'm all set
>>77675016
That's pretty much the same as having Max.
>Judge Dredd
We'll probably do alright. Though I don't trust my chances of survival.
>>77669248
Kek
>>77672736
Fuck, I'd really wanna see that.
>Gotham
Aw, fuck. If I'm lucky Jim will give me his gun so I can just end it quickly.
I'm safe.
We all go out for a beer afterwards and it's great.
>>77667491
>John Constantine
I'm FUCKED
>>77676943
Just meeting him would ensure you and the wives die.
On the plus side the war party will probably partially die, too.
>>77676940
I don't know man, Hellboy's just one guy.
Have you seen Fury Road?
>>77667491
I'd love to see him try.
>>77676979
He killed that party of giants just fine once he got in the murder zone.
He might be stretched a bit thin having to hop around to different cars, but I imagine he'd be able to smash the engines of any he gets on and be fine with any explosions.
>>77668411
F-FF-FFFF-Fuck me
>Dipper Pines
shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-QEKKbehWA
>>77668338
ARE YOU RELATED TO BOCO NO PICO?
>>77676826
>>77676940