>Anon, will you please give me some Cheesy Poofs?
Meow
>>77662415
>NO, KTTY, THIS IS MY POT PIE
>>77662427
MEEEEOW
No Fatass, you're on a diet.
Fuck off fat boi.
>>77662382
I will give you a knife in the throat.
>>77663021
rude
fuck off you fat little fuck
>>77662382
Sure thing man, have you tried the new Cheesy Poofs™ extreme chili flavor? I think you'll really like them!
take your shirt off and dance first
>>77662451
>NO KITTY THAT'S A BAD GODDAMN KITTY
>>77662382
>>77662382
Are they gluton free?
>>77662382
You'll have to shut your eyes and suck it out of a hose
I don't know about you but I really want some Cheesy Poofs right about now.
Also Kraft Dinnah
Is Cartman basically /pol/ incarnate?
>>77664658
>they edit this line whenever they air the episode. At least the ones before 9 pm
>>77664342
https://youtu.be/wOmOtkSqR8Q
>>77663021
>>77664658
>>77664342
>>77662453
>>77662457
It's pointless to mess with him, he'll made you eat your parents by the way.
>>77662382
I want to kick this fat faggot right in his fucking face.
>>77664857
IDK PC principle, Token and Wendy whooped his ass and Cartman couldn't do shit about it
>>77666752
Wendy is pretty hardcore, she had that substitute teacher shot into the sun just because Stan liked her.
>>77662415
Read that in his/her voice
>>77664733
Hell yes.
>YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHOROTAH
>>77662382
Only if you sing the song
>>77668496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41_formj58w
>>77664733
Nah, he's a whiny little shit who rarely follows through on his threats and once cried because someone slapped him.
>>77668553
But that is /pol/.
>>77668611
/pol/ doesn't crossdress frequently and try to get Jews to suck their balls.
>>77668553
He also made a kid eat his own parents.
>>77668652
That moment showed what Carman is capable of if he really applies himself. Usually he is too weak-willed and lazy to be of any real threat.
Other moments include when he psychologically tortured a little girl into attempting suicide and when he tamed Cthulu.
>>77669291
>Other moments include when he psychologically tortured a little girl into attempting suicide
wait what
