OGLAF
G
L
A
F
DEEPEST
L
O
R
E
>>77638535
>Jack Chick-style god
kek
>>77638535
>Origin issue
Are these guys the new mains? Because I'm okay with that.
>>77638599
>He actually made tracts available at TopatoCo.
The absolute mad man!$0.10 have been deposited in your account.
Give me one good reason why I should buy these.
>>77638832
Storytimes?
Supporting one of the few Good webcomic artists?
>>77638832
He gave the bear one as a preview, read it and see if the rest are worth $16 plus whatever shipping is.
>>77638832
tacky christmas presents?
>>77638652
I think the author just has a lot of ideas involving these two, so they're going to be showing up a lot in the near future.
They'll peter out just like Curse Specter eventually.
>>77638535
Has the bearded ruler shown up before?
>>77638832
I want the illussion of choice one.
Being Sithrak is sufferingand anger.
>>77638832
Where DO babies come from?
>>77639057
Sithrak's eternal anger
>>77638999
are you sure that you want it?
>>77639063
Seems like I had it all wrong.
>>77638535
this is actually bad ass lore
>>77639164
>Baby Batter
Trudy or the other guy nobody knows are the best.
>>77638832
If anyone gives you a Chick tract, you can respond in kind.
>>77639157
Cheaper than a telltale game. And at least it's self-aware.
am I allowed to bump this
>>77638984
No, its supposed to be Emperor Qinshihuang. The Chinese emperor who was buried with an army of statues.
>>77643670
>The Chinese emperor who was buried with an army of statues.
That's a rock solid idea.
So is anyone going to buy and scan the Sithrak tracts?
>>77638832
I bought one set for myself and one for my friend.
>>77643752
I dunno he seemed to have feet of Clay to me.
>>77643670
And now he's the Heavenly Emperor.
>>77639164
My sides are with Sithrak now.
no more alt text eh
>>77644643
reminder that that phrase comes from a biblical dream where a statue is an image of the strength of a king, but the materials it's made of are shittier as you go down, until its feet are clay, and a mighty rock from god smashes them
clay warriors? fucking easysauce. zeus could handle those
>>77638535
No wonder why he threw that temper tantrum and said he was going to torture everyone.
>>77638535
Huh, that explains a lot of the Oglaf universe. Not the sexual parts, but most every other horrible thing that happens.
>Oglaf puts out Sithrak tracts
>Today's Poppy has this
Wait, how in the fuck? No goddamn way this is a coincidence.
