Congratulations! You just won a date with one of the fine ladies of South Park! Who do you pick?
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>>77636030
Butter's mom or Vick
One of the two of them takes it up the ass, it's only a mater of finding out which one that is.
>>77636163
>Principal Victoria into anal
I like this more than I should.
>>77636199
I'm just imagining her in her Minnesota accent begging for more cock to be buried deep in her "arse hoooole"
>>77636226
I shouldn't be getting this boner from South Park ladies.
But my answer isall of them. Something about the simple style makes them hotter to me.
Is their son a part of the deal as well?
>>77636030
Miss Ellen or one of Chef's backup singers, depending on my mood.
Maybe Marjorine if I'm drunk.
Sharon.
Or Sheila.
Or any of them really.
>>77636030
Sharon. I can't think of any significant negative traits she has.
>>77636580
Have been any updates on that ass lineup you were working on?
>>77636632
Not yet, had a bunch of other stuff I've been focusing on, but I'd love to get back to that.
Sharon ,as long as Stan doesn't snatch my ass up in a bear trap
All of them because i get a fuck a corpse :^)
Margarine
I choose nurse Gollum
I'd go with Butter's mom only because Cartman's mom probably has STDs.
>>77636030
>no one picking Cartman Senior
She is cute and slutty and would feed you, how more perfect could she be
Is Sharon supposed to be canonically hot?
>>77636658
Dang, Sharon has a nice rack in that pic.
>>77637607
Kekerino
>not giving kenny's mom bags of dope in exchange for some sweet white trash slash
You are all small time.
>>77638298
I'd have to see how feminine her penis is first.
>>77638435
http://dustindemon.deviantart.com/art/BEEEEWBS-of-South-Park-497724742
Sharon or Victoria
>>77636030
First choices would have to be Sharon or Sheila with Principal Victoria as an honorable mention.
Cartman's mom was a porn actress, and fucked a whole football team at once and I'm turned on by sluts. Easy choice
>>77638576
Maybe you didn't know that a few weeks before the first episode of SP aired, Trey Parker caught his gf whom he'd known since high school in bed with some other dude in his house. That's at least partially the basis for Cartman's mom.
Jimmys mom
Princess Kenny, of course
Why pick anyone but the fairest maiden in all the land?
>>77638576
>I'm turned on by sluts
>>77638437
True...dickgirl Liane was more interesting than "Psyche! cover-up for Scott's dad" Liane. They could at LEAST make her an overly-aggressive bi-sexual w/just a vag, going out for a night on the town with the other moms, then trying to corral one of her friends away from the rest. No preferences, ANY one. Or book club night, and Liane asks one mom to come help her with something...then locks the hapless woman in a room with her. Dickgirl and/or oversexed bisexual borderline-rapist Liane are more interesting than the current "perfect, celibate, single mom" deal she has going on right now.
>>77639858
>perfect, celibate, single mom
...I remember her getting railed by the toilet delivery man when Cartman thought he was dead and haunted Butters.
>>77640195
Yeah, but that was LOOOONG ago. Now it's like the slut is a saint. BORING. Always looking for a way to get sex was her thing. Now she's like a background item.
>>77636658
Butters mom.
Blonde probably could work the shaft well idk.
Sharon would be first choice although.
Long-term relationship? Principal Victoria or Stan's mom.
Quick hit? Cartman's mom did a German Scheisser video, right?
>>77636030
>not feeding all of your seed into Nutgobbler's mouth like the filthy animal you are as she deepthroats your shaft and balls at the same time
/co/ confirmed for no taste.
>>77636030
who's that in the bottom left?
>>77641114
Nut Gobbler.
>>77636030
You missed the finest hoochie of them all, OP.
>>77636030
Sharon Marsh is GOAT and apparently has huge tits
Kenny's mom is cute
>>77636658
>Tears
>>77636030
Either Sharon or Liane.
>>77639037
>liking used goods
>>77642118
>>77640656
Only correct choices.
Does cartman's mother still have a penis y/n
![images[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jKOPHrW.jpg "images[3].jpg")
>>77642118
this is true by anystretchof the imagination
>>77636030
>Sharon
No outward abnormalities or mental problems, but she's very "Plain Jane" and kind of a nag.
>Sheila
Kyle mom is a bitch. She's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
>Liane
Not very pretty, not very smart, and she's had more cocks in her than a chicken farm. Plus, she has a dick.
>Carol
She's had about 300 kids and is Pabst-drinking trash. Probably smells like shit and meth, but also is very likely to give a mean bejowski.
>McDaniels
A little stuck up and mildly retarded, but kind of hot. Plus, power is sexy.
>Linda
I guess she's supposed to be super hot, but she's also stupid and totally batshit insane. Bonus points are awarded because Butters is just a genuinely great kid.
>Cock Gobbler
She's a 400 lb, disease-ridden whore. On the other hand, she will gobble your cock.
>Victoria
Not quite as hot as some of the others, but also not quite as stupid as most of them, either. Fairly normal in comparison, with no kids or family to bog you down.
FINAL VERDICT:
McDaniels or Victoria are your best bet for a long-term relationship. Carol, Linda, Sharon, or CG if you're looking for a one night stand. Liane if you want to get 3rd Drawer Freaky.
>>77644281
We can only hope.
>>77636030
I read this sentence in the announcer from Chef's love shacks voice
>>77644281does it matter?
When was it revealed that Cartman's mom had a dick? I thought they over wrote the whole "her being Cartmans mom and dad" when he apparently turned his dad into chili?
>>77644561
>>77638437
>>77644792
They originally said she was a hermaphrodite and that she was actually his dad, then did the whole Tenorman thing.
Liane having a dong is just more interesting, though.
>>77644281
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>>77636030
Kenny's mom look the most acceptable, of course she should shower first
I'd say Liane but what if you actually got her pregnant and ended up with Cartman as a stepson.
Sheila and Sharon. Maybe Kenny's Mom.
>>77636658
You do good work Dustin.
>>77644281
She was originally a hermaphrodite but at some point Trey got over his first wife cheating on him and wanted to make episode 201 more then he wanted to bring up a joke he no longer used.
>Butter's mom
>>77636030
The four main moms I guess.
Ms. Garrison, she's a freak
I've always liked Tweek's mom the most.
>>77636030
Sharon and especially Linda could have better hair like Carol's. Sharon and Carol are up there for me. Liane as well, sure, especially since I can say "I fucked your mother" to that fat turd's face.
Craigs mom obviously
>>77636030
Pretty sure it's canon that Sharon has nice tits, however I'm picking Liane since it's confirmed she doesn't really have a penis and she's a total freak in bed.
I’m glad that even during my edgy phase I was never a fan of south park because it must be embarrassing to see something you try to convince people is witty and insightful literally get so desperate it stoops to making fun of children’s drawings
I mean it’s not even anything clever its just “hey we realised shipping exists! isn’t that weird?!” are the south park creators trapped 10 years behind everyone else in time by some sort of curse or something
ah I didn’t mean to get so mean… what I mean is, I guess it must be hard to reminisce about something during your youth when said thing is still around and making an example of itself by being outdated and refusing to die. I feel sympathy in that regard.
>>77636030
Can I just go out with Shelley?
>>77655233
I’m not ashamed that I used to be big into South Park, but with every year I developed away from it, and looking back now it feels like the show has been stuck in a stasis field or something.
For me, the turning point was the twoparter where Stan grows more and more cynical and feels like there’s gotta be more to things than the way they are now, and it was very obviously spun into a meta narrative. Stan’s parents look like they’ll break up, Stan is depressed, it was surprisingly down to earth by South Park’s standards. For all intents and purposes, it looked like the show was getting ready to make a leap and develop itself. After so many seasons of doing its thing, maybe the creators had grown weary? Maybe they wanted to challenge themselves? I was stoked, I really wanted to see what it would mean for the future of the show.
But guess what? None of that happened. None. It turned out to be a complete and utter fakeout. The twoparter ended with Stan accepting that things are always going to be this way and just rolling with it. At first, I wanted to think it was just some kind of clever, selfware jab - The show joking about its own tired formula. But no, it wasn’t that clever. It was literally just a fakeout, and everything continued as before. And to me, that just wasn’t enough anymore.
Today, to me, South Park is like an old friend from high school. They used to be fun to hang out with, but as the years went by, you just kinda developed and expanded your horizon and learned more about the world. And once in a while, you hear about the old friend secondhand and everything suggests they are still the exact same they were in high school - Same limited world views, same immature humour, same everything. And, most of all, it makes you wonder how the hell anyone can be satisfied with that.
>>77644551
FREEZE
I'M A COP
>>77636030
so the choice is between a bland bitch, a jewish cunt, a hermaphrodite slut, a hick, hillary clinton, a dumb bitch, an ugly bitch, and jabba the hutts live child?
>>77655233
I'm a fan of south park in the same way I'm a fan of burgers.
I like a nice burger, I can tell when a burger is really good or really bad, I eat burgers every now and then.
But I'm not crazy about burgers. I won't go out of my way to praise it or get other people into it. I own no burger paraphernalia, t-shirts, coffee mugs, etc
But I like a good burger.
I think anyone who is overly into something like south park, or burgers, or really anything that is just excess stuff that doesn't need to exist but exists for fun is a huge nerd
Not the cool quirky hipster kind either
no Lorde?
>>77636030
The Mayor, Victoria or Kenny's mother.
>>77636658
Dustin did intend to make Kenny's mom look like a short stack in that pic or was it a happy accident?
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/31QcGTb.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
Bebe naturally
>>77636994
He only did that because the guy was being a major jackass.
Sharon canonically has the best boobs. Too bad she has the worst haircut.
Also I choose Princess Kenny.
>>77636226
Nothing makes my boner wither faster than a Minnesota accent. Shit's like Bizzaro Viagra to me.
>>77637542
What?
Lorde.
>>77636030
Sharon. She's everything I want in a woman.
>>77636658
You should add Sarah Valmer
>>77638327
There was an episode where the 6th graders wanted a pic of her bewbs.
>>77644561
>Plus, she has a dick.
200/201 confirmed that to be a lie.
>>77636030
Mister Slave
>>77637607I'll be honest, between her and Mrs. McCormick, that's one of my legitimate choices.
>>77655136
The full bush somehow makes her hotter.
>>77636030
Cartman or Stan's mom.
>>77655272
you haven't been watching lately
>>77636030
The thought of pounding Mrs. Broflovski to the point her nasally screeching voice becomes incoherent babbling makes my dick transcend diamonds.
Sharon
>>77636030
Nobody, they are all ugly.
Leslie, of course.
>>77667873
>Dating someone who's not even human
How desperate can you get.
>>77636030
Sharon because I jerked off to the shake weight episode and I imagine she'd give a great handy.
>>77636030
>Not including Twig's mother
Sigh....
>>77639006
>>77658548
This
>>77665462
what what WHAAAAT!?!?!?
>>77665462
Most ideal.
>>77636658
Hope to see more in the future.
Henrietta
>>77671055
>when she gets close, you screamshablagoo!
>>77665462
Hnnnngh. Don't do this to me, man.
>>77672371
the world needs more art of sheila, do it dustin, do it for all of us
>>77672371Yesterday I was having a Waxelplax rush and now Sheila!!
>>77675518
muh dick
>>77671055
best girl
>>77665462
>>77672371
>>77675518
Plus, Gerald and Sheila have a canon קַרנָן fetish, he'd probably be fine with you fucking his wife.
http://southpark.cc.com/clips/150867/south-park-gigolo
>>77678768
Oh, how could I forget?
>>77639858
Where are the writefags when you need them?
>>77636030
S-Woww Titty Bang is the only correct answer
>that scene with butters in the principals office surrounded by BBW models in their lingerie
it was too much. south park shouldn't be giving me why boners.
>>77639858
Reminds me of that one idea someone mentioned about Liane seducing one the boy's moms into.
>>77679036
>tfw i fapped to this as a kid and only just now remembered it
explains a lot
