How can I became as persuasive as the purple man?
>>77632495
experimental brain science to cure your neurological disorder
>>77632495
Shove a syringe of radioactive fluids directly into your brain.
>>77632495
Bathe in Axe body spray.
>>77632495
Drink purp drank
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Tell everyone how big on BBC you are
1) Be Good-Looking
2) Be Attractive
3) Don't be unattractive
>>77633322
what will two out of three get me?
>>77633943
a life of boredom, loneliness and several half decent threads.
>>77633042
We have a winner.
>>77632495
Be David Tennant.
Live in a world where everyone is a retard and no one figures out the multiple very clear and obvious ways to fuck up all your plans in an instant
