Who's the bigger faggot?
OP.
>>77631552
shaddup
Dipper. At least the girl Mordecai was chasing wasn't a complete uggo.
Mordecai.
/thread
>>77631482
Betacai definitely
At least it took Dipper a few episodes to get over it after Wendy said she wasn't interested.
>>77631482
Dipper is literally a child
Mordecai is fucking 23.
Mordecai. /thread
>>77631613
the fuck you say bout wendy? this has gotta be some bait
>>77631482
Betacai.
Also on that note: what's the score board on Dipper & Mordecai in how many beta moves they made?
Dipper. They're both complete shit with women but at least Mordecai can deal with paranormal bullshit.
>>77631482
>men who lose it a bit in front of women are faggots
riiight right. i'm sure a real man just doesnt care about women
>>77631682
>threading your own post
I really hate this whole beta alpha thing
Mordecai.
Dipper's a little kid while Mordecai's an adult.
>>77631482
This nigga
me :(
>>77631482
Your dad.
>>77634926
>not having beautiful luscious hair
>kid being a faggot
>adult is still a faggot
right
>>77631482
Mordo, no question
Mordecai no question, lazy pothead pussy who doesn't deserve a job.
>>77632258
>Implying that Mordecai's acid trips count as paranormal
>They compare to a chaos god's reign
Pleb
Who wasn't a faggot at age 12?
If you mean it as an insult in general, Dipper's shit at least has understandable motives. Mordecai is more of a morally lacking ass-hole.
>>77631482
Dipper is a preteen dweeb; who wasn't awkward back then?
Mordecai is a grown ass man. He has no excuse and keeps screwing up good things besides.
>>77631630
You can't thread your own posts ya DINGUS
>>77631613
>>77631482
Mordecai.
>>77631552
/thread
Why is every main character of an animated show a beta nowadays?
>Finn
>Mordecai
>Dipper
>Marco
Hell even Gumball and Steven got lucky.
>>77634926
Isnt that Fionna?
>>77631482
Betacai, no contest.
>>77643500
Nope.
>>77631482
There's a reason why even in regular Show threads, Mordecai is called Betacai. It's because he's such a beta, that he uses the wedding of his friend to try to be Margaret's boyfriend.
While Dipper's just a lovable 12 years-old idiot. And yes, he's done stupid shit, but at least he knows when to stop.
Betacai doesn't, and he's 20+ years old.
>>77643302
because whenever there's an animated show with an alpha /co/ hates/ignores it
>>77643302
I hate it. I fucking hate it.
As much as people want to shit on SU Steven at least isn't a beta. He stands up for others and himself and can initiate a conversation with and make friends with pretty much anyone.
>>77643628
But /co/ really enjoys action cartoons.
We have regular threads about the DCAU still, fuck off.
>>77643302
>got lucky
Because they only really have one choice and investment.
>>77643593
He decided to stop dating any enjoy life. He along with Margaret only wants to be friends.
>>77643862
>make friends with pretty much anyone
Because the writing conveniently lets him.
>>77643945
Yes, after he did that thing in Season 6.
Just after screwing up so bad, and then entering that zone where guys are broken up or something, I don't remember.
>>77644355
He can't be Betacai anymore if he did that.
>>77643862
>Steven at least isn't a beta
No, he isn't. But he definitely is a huge faggot
>>77646246
But he was beta for a whole season and a half before that.
>>77643970
>>77646139
Well, his space mom did sacrifice her existence to create a bridge between two species to end a campaign of galactic harvest.
You'd kind of want the baby you're giving up your life for to be charismatic as all hell. The faggotry comes from being half mineralesbian. It can't be helped.
