Good evening owls of /co/,
Bitches Love Frank
>>77602136
Frank is HATE.
Frank is DEATH.
>>77602160
Frank is FRANK.
>>77602176
Frank frank frank Frank frank.
>>77602176
those flaming pedestals are some serious accessorization, damn
>>77602207
Needs more frank
>>77602211
>>77602231
who's boob cone chick, here?
I've been away for a couple weeks.
/co/ is strangely okay today.
It is kind of weird.
>>77602240
Can't be Valkyrie.
>>77602247
It won't last
>>77602231
americanpride.jpg
>>77602240
>>77602247
No massive shitstorm today but surely one is coming.
>>77602282
>>77602297
oh thank god, the back of this issue is full of villain profiles
>>77602295
Jessica Jones is bound to upset people for no raisin.
>>77602305
>>77602267
I know. I know.
I know.
>>77602312
I can see people getting upset about something in Jessica Jones and /co/ getting upset at the upset people.
Maybe in just a couple days?
>>77602317
Shhh, no worries about /co/, only Frank.
>>77602343
yeah wait til people finish binge watching this weekend, I'm sure shitstorms will start by Monday
>>77602347
This is a decent villain plot, except if they were to go to someone like Strange, couldn't they cut a deal and sell this nigga out?
>>77602347
"Great Satan" jokes never fail to make me laugh
>>77602371
>>77602383
"fashion-forward new costumes"
>>77602369
If they can find him.
What was Strange up to in Dark Reign anyway?
>>77602393
>he sewed them himself
>>77602347
SHAOLIN SCIENTIST SQUAD!
>>77602393
ah, Rick, going in on the social commentary
>>77602429
How did Micro die before?
>>77602458
I am really not sure.
>>77602492
Ahh, villain squabbles
>>77602504
>>77602521
Frank, if you could die any day...don't die drinking shit beer
>>77602492
>crust cut off
dispicable
>>77602535he does it to punish himself
>>77602535
skater punks still dress the exactly same as they did when I was in junior high.
>>77602579
>>77602605
cold, but true
>>77602579
For a second, I thought he was a goofy ass Villain that Frank was going to murder the shit out of.
>>77602620
>>77602535
All beer is shit
>>77602637
>>77602638
shut your whore mouth
>>77602638
You ain't had no spiced beers, but the truth about booze is that the booze you don't like means more for everyone who loves it, and vice-versa.
>>77602663
>>77602458
In the pre MAX Ennis Punisher stories he teamed up with the CIA to bring The Punisher in, pretty sure Frank killed him
>>77602684
I fucken love Rick's notes on all these guys
hey what's up
>>77602702
>>77602722
how many of these fucking guys did Scourge kill?
So jalapeno vodka is apparently a thing.
>>77602742
Ohhhh, that explains it.
also: 'he can melt through your mom'
>>77602754
Yeah. The grossest vodka flavor I've seen is menthol tobacco.
>>77602702
>Marvel has a Cheetah
'Kay.
On an unrelated note, VS threads should be banned. "Who would beat who in a fight" shit makes me want to find the nearest nerd and stab them until they stop moving.
>>77602776
Man what happened around Cap 319?
>>77602401
Was this one of his depowered phases?
>>77602754
Isn't that the purpose of vodka? Flavor it to literally anything?
Unrelated: Chili pepper chocolate is the best.
>>77602789
"super-strength is as common as buzzing cell phones in a movie theater"
>>77602663
G.W. really let himself go after the 90's
>>77602776
>The grossest vodka flavor I've seen is menthol tobacco.
that is ultra nasty
>>77602807
>Isn't that the purpose of vodka? Flavor it to literally anything?
yeah
which reminds me I think I've had some blueberry vodka sitting in my pantry that's been there for almost three years, I'm scared to check it
>>77602799
A bunch of bad guys decided they had enough of the Scourge's shit and met up to decide how to deal with him but the Scourge sneaked into their meeting and killed them all.
>>77602776
>menthol tabacco flavored vodka
Who hates themselves enough to drink such a vile concoction?
>>77602835
Pure booze stays alright forever, as long as it's tightly closed. Should be fine.
>>77602535
He drinks it topunish himself.
>>77602816
Okay, boob cone chick is 'Leetha'
>>77602842
smokers, apparently
>>77602865
I know, but I'm worried that the tops of the blueberries that weren't submerged got moldy or something because I stopped shaking the jar after a few months
>>77602891
oh my god the notes here are the best. ever.
>>77602901
I'm pretty sure it's an alcoholic-soaked ball of delicious
>>77602929
>>77602901
...oh, with actual fruit matter. Maaaaaybe not.
>>77602879
>cybernetically enhanced strength
In what way is she cybered up? Did she do the Commander Shepard thing where her skeleton is replaced with a servo frame?
>>77602943
OOooh, is this heading towards confessional-booth-shootout? please say yes.
i forgot about this run's art ;-;
>>77602910
I wish Remender could've used this idea for a one and done story in an annual
>>77602722
>on the surface his powers seem fairly impotent
How is making tornadoes impotent?
>>77602965
MINDFUCK!
>>77602969
Considering what he wrote when he got loose for that one UA Annual...me too. Oh man, that Mojo annual was AMAZING. Mean as fuck.
>>77602929
I just checked the jars and none of the tops are popped out so they're probably fine?
Since I'm going to be snowed in most of tomorrow apparently maybe I'll finally getting around to draining them and then have some delicious flavored booze
>>77602910
>Turner D. Century
This dude is like the poster child for COMIC BOOKS.
>>77602929
>Frank's face
Soon.
>>77602990
\m/
report back here
>>77602972
Well he was used as a street level villain so it's likely he never got used to the full potential that Remender is after.
I've only seen him once, Spider-Man and Moon Knight team up to fight him back before MK had a proper origin
>>77603008
>>77603005
See, I love that Remender is all "Comic books, guys, this is AWESOME" instead of trying to make it ironic or shit.
>>77603022
Turner D. Century really needs to be fighting Barry Allen in like the 60s
>>77602990
Our snowflakes are melty. :(
I think I caught the fudge bug after yesterday and I'ma make some, tho.
>>77602985
>Mean as fuck.
As any story with Mojo should be
>>77603008
I will! maybe I'll sweeten them into a liqueur-type thing, I have blueberry, raspberry and blackberry
the raspberry has turned an unappealing shade of brown but the other two look good
>>77602891
I doubt it, smokers want to smoke, not drink. I'm pretty sure menthol vodka was created mostly to see how many people buy weird vodka flavors out of morbid curiosity.
>>77603022
Remender is the good kind of fan writer
>>77603048
Exactly, Mojo stories should have some edge to them, and should be unabashedly topical to current events
Speaking of silliness and undead, that new Frankenstein movie looks like it'll be at least okay.
The trailers are desperately trying to make it look epic and badass, but it's pretty clear it's a dramedy that embraces the cheese.
>....And it's Franken-SCHTEIN!
Come on now, that is taking the piss.
>>77603093
Naw, I asked the liquor chick at my local Spec's "who the fuck buys this", and she said "smokers and ex-smokers"
>>77603136
>>77603113
I mean now that Marvel is deep into the movies and TV Mojo stories should be more relevant than ever, unless they hit too close to home for some people
>>77603149
Times Square used to be full of porn
no longer!
>>77603136
Maybe it's because I don't smoke menthols, but I don't get it.
>>77603124
Someone at Universal is looking at a picture of del Toro and a memo about rebooting the monsters but they just can't make that connection
>>77602136
Ah, Frank. Even when he's not at his best, he's still way better than most Marvel stuff somehow.
>>77603151
Mojo is an X-property, though
>>77603162
Times Square is still a crock of shit though.
>>77603179
awwww shiiiiiiit
>>77603162
thanks obama
>>77603192
KINKY
>>77603187
oh true, it's just full of tourists and chain shit and glossy ads now.
>>77603214
sup /d/
>>77603214
YO we zombie mindcontrol femdom now
>>77603179
A shame too, more people should know about him.
>>77603224
I think Civil War Punisher is my favorite hilarious Punisher
>>77603214
The porn this comic could spawn....
>>77603192
Damn. REKT.
>>77603256
>>77603261
is there any Frank /34/?
>>77602702
>>77602722
>>77602742
>>77602759
>>77602776
Ok, really, what went down in Cap 318-319?!
>>77603214
>>77603224
And suddenly I realize that I really want to see Osira come back. It's kind of disgusting that she only had a glorified cameo throughout all of Post-Crisis.
>people thought we were a joke
Why? You have dominatrix powers. That ain't nothing to fuck with.
>>77603306
YES! had to pageturn into that.
>>77603249
Between the insanity and the cartoon rules that his powers operate at he really is one of the few genuinely terrifying villains
>>77603336
Before they could just punch stuff really hard. In superhero comics, bricks are a dime a dozen.
>>77603340
I think a Remender villains book would be great but way, way darker than Foes was
>>77603392
AAAAAAAAAAAH
>>77603306
Not of those guys.
>>77603306
The fuck is this Daredevil narration all of a sudden?
>>77603340
PFFFT!
>SHIELD satellites can read DNA
BULLSHIT. How? By what bull cockamamie mechanism do they do that?
>>77603414
yeah, that's bullshit science beyond bullshit science
this is horrible and great
>>77603327
Seems like a character called The Scourge of the Underworld just walked into a street level supervillain bar and gunned down everyone inside
>>77603408
Shouldn't he be spitting up his gastric fluids and sucking up the slurry?
>>77603438
remember when frank blew up Stilt Man's funeral
>>77603433
> The Human Fly as written by a man who has clearly see the Cronenberg adaptation
>>77603433
Comrade informs me that Turner D. Century IS INDEED a J. M. DeMatteis character :D
>>77603433
I'll usually let whoreshit comic book science alone, but in this case, no. That actually needs to be explained.
>>77603481
>>77603495
>>77603495
how did i never notice Remender's Sternvengers hard on
>>77602458
He and Frank got into a fight, and tried to kill each other, only for the building they were in to be blown up by a psycho ex-SHIELD agent. Frank survived, but Micro didn't.
>>77603495
Is that Monica because she looks 10x better with the trenchcoat
>>77603438
Is it bad that I can't help but imagine that this Scourge person is a green hedgehog?
>>77603532
that is Monica, yep
>>77603540
>>77603532
Her OG afro is pretty real, but the short dreads are cool, too.
>>77603552
"busy!"
>>77603564
Can Ewing make America Chavez less insufferable? He can't go lower than having her call Shulkie 'puta'
>>77603598
I'd fucking kill for this Avengers lineup to ever be it again
>>77603598
I mean, that was her first appearance, so yes
>>77603611
ewwww, Black Knight and Druid
>>77603611
>>77603638
>>77603552
Call me edgy or whatever, but in general, I don't really buy this whole "You're no different from me!" shit. Yes, Frank kills people, but said people are murderous scumbags who make innocent folks suffer before violently murdering them. Plus, Human Fly just cited the Scorpion and the Frog story. These assholes won't stop. There's no reformation to be had for a career psychopath.
So yeah, pardon me if I side with the trigger happy vigilante who's murder fetish is at least pointed at other monsters.
>>77603628
> Hating Black Knight and Druid
How did the Scourge of the Underworld not kill you too?
>>77603598
It's the sort of thing a regular shitty teenager would do...
>>77603650
>>77603675
>It's the sort of thing a regular shitty teenager would do
RIght, but is she also being pitched as a regular shitty teenager, or is she getting Teen Jean'd
>>77603654
still a monster!
>>77603671
2legit2quit
>>77603696
But of course the 'puta' was Joe Casey's sterling sense of character at work
the lesbian dimension was all Gillen
>>77603710
>>77603721
>>77603710
If you're going to go comics as fuck, I guess you can't top LESBIANS FROM THE LESBIAN DIMENSION
>>77603728
>>77603696
>>77603710
she was just obnoxious and bitchy in Vengeance, Gillen managed to make her insufferable and boring instead
>>77603710
>>77603731
>lesbian dimension
Color me intrigued.
>>77603753
little skull bombs
>>77603760
Gillen YA. Appropriately self titled "Style Over Substance". I hope you like Billy Kaplan wank.
>>77603796
>>77603796
Maybe he should've picked a style other than Jamie McKelvie
>>77603796
Young "I Wish It Were As Much Like My Wild And Raunchy Son As It Looked" Avengers.
>>77603808
>>77603796
Loved dat style tho
>>77603817
Uhoh, I'm thinking of a number from one to Josman!
>>77603833
>>77603815
I think it fits.
>>77603796
I thought he was just being ironic, not accurate!
>>77603848
that page was such amazing memefodder
>>77603867
>>77603860
Irony can be dangerously revealing
>>77603808
>this nigga thinks he can threaten the Green Goblin
Look, say what you will about the guy, but he IS one of the big league villains, and you just don't talk shit like that. Learn your place, boy. Your boss Dormamu can do that, but not you.
>>77603848
post the one with the teahouse dialgoue
>>77603876
FUCK, Remender pitched a Turner D. Century one-shot.
FFFFFFF-
>>77603887
oh god teahouse
why was teahouse
>>77603883
to be fair, Hood's still alive and working while Osborn is god knows where
>>77603887
Which is itself amazing memefodder.
>>77603930
I like the "my whore is exactly what you are" panel because it's true
>>77603920
>>77603930
Teahouse edits are the best.
>dong ding
>high-five me while moonwalking
>>77603902
>we could have had a one-shot of Turner D. Century and his mind-control sarsaparilla
Dammit.
>>77603920
Because some people don't grow out of their embarrassing middle school reading habits.
>>77603960
Why can't we have nice things?
>>77603920
>Super Hero Squad
That was such a weird show. To this day, I still don't know what to think of it.
>>77603994
their Punisher bit was...wow
>>77603994
It has some good dumb gags. Herc in general, and the TOO MANY WOLVERINES episode.
>>77604028
BTW I don't blame you if you skip the previous few pages
>>77604042
>>77604028
I remember a gag with Cap going to a Civil War reenactment and saying "what could go wrong?"
>>77604033
their Doctor Doom cracked me up
>>77604055
>>77603994
it was an odd show and watching it gave me headaches for some reason
>>77604068
I was watching TV when they first got Space Ghost Coast to Coast on TV, which is still a high point of "how the fuck is this on TV"
>>77603927
Doing what he does best, I assume.
>>77604097
>>77604120
>>77604135
D:
>>77604028
That Punisher bit was probably the best thing in the whole show.
>Frank is just rambling on about criminal scum
>keeps driving faster and faster
>everyone in the back is scared shitless
>they all NOPE the fuck out of the van
Good stuff.
>>77604079
Might've been the artstyle. And here I thought Mega Man gave everyone enormous feet.
>>77604159
>>77603671
Druid is uh... a worthless fluid yo
>>77604170
Doesn't the Hulk start crying because he wants to leave so bad?
>>77604172
>>77604068
That blue dude is totally a Gouf.
>>77604211
>>77604212
...no Ramba Ral, no!
>>77604228
>>77604212
Definitely no zaku, boy, no zaku
>>77604235
>>77604294
>>77604300
>>77604311
>>77604329
>>77604311
The outlines on that gun look fuckin' weird.
>>77604339
Remender did good bringing this guy back to life
>>77604339
>>77604357
I think the shading is off.
>>77604377
awww fuck
>>77604339
>I'll kill you better.
That sounded so much cooler in your head, huh?
>>77604311
So judging from this page, Bridge is the Zenigata to Frank's Lupin?
>>77604392
double fuck
>>77604377
>>77604392
At least G.W. went out kicking and screaming. Cable would be proud
>>77604406
I'm going the fuck to sleep early, good owls, we'll pick this up tomorrow wherein we are heading straight in to Frankencastle
>>77604406
Oh now you fuckers are just taking the piss.
>>77604443
Thanks OP.
>>77604443
BYE OP, I wish the snow stuck :(
>>77604443
Thanks for posting as always, Storyteller.
It's always interesting to see writers take Z-list villains and try to inject them with a bit of dignity.
>>77604404
Bridge was in charge of tracking down The Punisher and Cable for SHIELD. He used to work with he latter in a squad called Six Pack, because 90's
>>77604443
thanks OP!
>>77604486
So...much...PADDING.
>>77604486
i fucking love this spread. i should track down the book
>>77604406
Christ, please don't tell me this is the story where Frank kills his entire family, it's so awful and I'd hate it to stain this otherwise really good Punisher story.
>>77604515
It's a 2 issue mini called Cable: Blood and Metal
>>77604445
No, that is Punisher MAX
Pun 100% intended.
BTW does anyone have THAT page?
>>77604526
I actually like it
>>77604486
>Six Pack
>he's fat now
I GET IT!
aww yeah, that's the stuff
>>77604527
thanks!
up
Thanks OP! I missed most of Frank but I can still read it.Was looking for this thread and came across a Peridot one. I keep mistaking him for Brainy.
>>77605984
Isn't Peridot a chick?
>>77607320
yes and she also has a big pointy head
>>77602831
He also got significantly less black.
>>77604406
Silly Hood, don't you know?Making it personal only buys you a little more pain than most.
>>77602240
http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Helen_Feliciano_(Earth-616)
>>77604079
Probably because the animation was really bad and cheap and had a lot of weird transitions and still frames
