What are some of the most common lies that comicbooks try to push?
>New Jersey is full of quirky brown qts
>Most hot chicks are red heads
I don't even think I've seen a redhead this month
>>77582520
If you find the right spots.
Certain towns have massive portions of Streetshitters and Outcast!Streetshitters.
>>77582520
That black people make up at least 40% of the population in any given city.
The following things are attractive:
Goth chicks
Muscle girls
>A blind ginger can get so many bitches
>>77582520
>fucking sick ass burn to Manhattan
Holy shit I wish this burn wasn't so heavy , I gotta refill some cream.
>>77582558
fun triva: natural redheads, in america, are roughly as common/rare as transexuals. about .3% of the population.
which adds an extra layer of irony to how popular red-headed transgirls are in sebcomics these days
>>77582658
Catholic Charm anon.
Plus he's got a great bod.
>Its okay to fall in love with androids
>>77582697
Everyone, from here to Something Awful, wants a red-headed dickgirl. It's simply NATURE.
Black people like to talk about race
Martial arts will give you super powers.
>>77582520
A superhero is more about the powers and costume than the person behind it all
>>77582520
cuteposters are trully the worst
Street crime is usually perpetrated by white people in vests.
>>77583088
Hey
Ms Marvel is cute.
Cute!
>every female is a lesbian, part lesbian, or inherent lesbian
When a girls cheats on a guy it is the guy's fault for not being attentive enough.
>>77582520
>Islam is a religion of peace
>>77582764
Catholic charm is not a thing
>>77583607
Then why are Catholic Schoolgirl outfits so popular? Don't be mad because your fedora marks you as a faggot now.
>>77583684
Apply catholic charm to a man, a real man I mean
>>77582898
You're an upper middle class black person, aren't you?
>>77582520
Are you implying Muslims and tan Italians are the same thing?
>>77583203
this is a lie that /co/ tries to push into comics actually.
>California is a decent place to live
>canada is full of horrific human experimentation
>>77583763
They only do that until a character is confirmed lesbian. Then it's pandering!
>>77583782
It is
We moved them all to Toronto as a joke
>>77582520
>Everyone lives in NYC
source
I dont live in NYC
>>77583813
You do, too. You're just in a distant suburb.
>>77583607
>he doesn't know about Catholic charm
Go away protestant pleb.
>>77582520
I go to school in Jersey City. If murderers and drug dealers are considered whackos, then she's truly full of shit.
She looks cute.
How shitty are her comics though?
>>77584449
Her book is pretty good actually.
>>77582520
That exposure to radiation will grant you superpowers.
>>77584560
Maybe I'll have a look-see.
Though I should probably check out some of the old Captain Marvel stuff first.
>>77582908
Martial arts IS one of Green Arrow's abilities, yes.
>>77583795
Reminder that /co/ was all about Korrasami before it became canon.
>>77582520
>Muslims are capable of good or compassion
>>77584712
To quote the hobbit :"why does it hurt so much?"
"Because it was real"
>What are some of the most common lies that comicbooks try to push?
You can consistently use "non lethal violence" to incapacitate people without killing them or allowing them to kill loads of bystanders/hostages.
>>77584712
Crack ships are fun for art, but writers should try to make things half-way believable
>>77582652
>Goth girls have a depressed gloomy personality
>Goths have an upbeat quirky personality
>Goths have any personality that isn't hilariously superficial and aren't posers
The only cartoon I've seen that ever got Goths accurate to real life is South Park.
>>77584809
The world will become a much better place once we invent phasers that can be set to "stun" with a 100% success rate.
"Comfy" means anything but completely proper and disgustingly inoffensive
>>77584809
If seen through realistic lens, Batman kills a lot of fucking people in the Arkham games.
>>77584749
>Goods are capable of muslim or compassion
>>77585011
>Knock someone through what's supposed to be an invisible wall
>He falls 50 feet and lands underwater
>42 BPM. Condition - Unconscious
>>77582764
>Catholic charm
>>77582520
>I just read/saw *insert something /co/ hates about here*, and I wondered what you guys though of it
>>77582681
Except Jersey City is still a shithole and Manhattan is pretty nice right now
>>77583698
POPE FRANCIS I
>>77582520
>New Yorkers are worth saving.
>>77584896
what?
>>77584712
I don't think /co/ was ever mad that it was canon. /co/ seemed more mad that Bryke used it as a last minute distraction from how underwhelming the final book was.
Someone here put it best; putting an LGBT main couple in their show last minute saved it from fading into obscurity, because up until then, almost nobody but it's dedicated fanbase was talking about it. Now, it's all anyone talks about. Anyone remember the giant robot? No, of course they don't, because the second half of book 4 was shit.
>>77582520
>everything is a slippery slope
>>77586335
Source for that korra pic?
>>77586369
Bend or break
>>77582520
>New Jersey is full of quirky brown qts
It well be soon, though they might not be all that quirky.
>New York is only the city, the other 99.99% of the state doesn't exist
>Homosexuals are normal, healthy individuals.
>Girls can do anything boys can
>>77582520
Seriously.
I love Ms. Marvel, but
>Jersey City is off-limits to whackos
Jersey City is 90% whackos
>>77586608
>Will be soon
>Clearly says No Syrians allowed in map
>>77586335
ya think they would have learned from s2 to avoid the kaiju fights. Nope, let's throw in a fucking mecha.
>>77586677
They'll sneak in from New York. Cuomo's not going to be paying attention.
>>77585011
I wonder who many people die of complications Batman didn't know they had, aggravated by the beating.
>>77586626
most of them are
>>77586608
You realize you're letting the terrorists win if you tell the people they're terrorizing to just "stay terrorized fags"
Most media in general portrays Oakland and Berkeley as being much further apart than they are.
>>77586735
If that were the case we'd be letting Syrian Christians in, but nope.
>>77586608
I don't understand this map.
What exactly is the difference between "Open to Syrian Migrants" and "Confirmed Open to Syrian Migrants"?
>>77586608
I can confirm that this map is wrong or maybe outdated because I live in Virginia and we receiving Syrian refugees soon
>>77586737
nice research
too bad most of it is outdated and overall just shitty science
>>77586737
>16-19 is pedophilia
Stopped reading there
>>77582650
>ask indian friend who went to wedding in NJ what it was like
>"just a bunch of Indians and Arabs trying to act black".
>>77586737
That doesn't say that most gay people are pedophiles
>>77583827
unsrrated kek
>>77586878
Also a fuck-ton of people from Peru(gay)
>>77582520
3/4 of the world's population have blue eyes.
bimp
>>77585517
Jersey City is one of the better cities in Jersey. Camden,Trenton and Newark however....
>>77582520
This Kamala waifufagging is getting to over the top.
>>77590487
Newark isn't that bad just keep your head down and keep walking. Camden however is fucking crazy
>>77582908
It's reverse. His power is applied through martial arts.
>>77584688
That's Karnak.
>>77586668
Using the phrase 'whackos' reminds me of Kelly using the word 'sickos'.
>>77582520
Is it weird I keep hearing Korra's voice for Kamala.
>>77584712
>>77586335
/co/ (and the rest of the internet) were all about Korrasami cuz every single other ship was awful
>KorraMako acted like total dikcs to Asami
>Bolin deserves better than any of these assholes
>AsamixAnyone is boring cuz Asami is boring
>europe is a country
>russia is still relevant
Something /co/ forces onto everything
>every frumpy nerdy geek girl is actually a bombshell
>>77582520
>Muslims aren't crazy.
>>77591258
>Africa is a country
>>77582697
As a red headed bloke this shit always pisses me off, I actually get spat at and have stuff thrown at me out of passing cars on a regular basis. People just hate us for some reason.
>>77582520
There's actually a huge indian population in Newark
>Bullies are as miserable as you.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/07/30/bullies-are-happier-have-more-sex-appeal-says-study/
>>77591553
But are they quirky?
>>77583770
Thank You!
It's so shit here, please never come here it is the worst place
>>77586335
Korrahas nice tits.
That is all.
>>77591501
I can't tell if this is social commentary on transfolk or not.
>>77582520
New Jersey is full of monsters and supervillians, so it got that much right.
>>77585575
And how many times has he gotten laid, hmm?
>>77591208
Yeah, because Korra is much older and less cute. Imagine Korra saying pic related.
>>77582652
Oh, I forgot to add chicks with big tits. IN real life chicks with natural big tits always have butter faces.
>>77592765
Ah, go sleep with your wife, Revenant Killjoy.
>>77582520
>There are no real estate speculators in New York.
>>77592787
>IN real life chicks with natural big tits always have butter faces.
Objectively literally factually wrong.
>>77583704
You kidding?
If anything it is the upper middle class niggas that talk about race stuff.
>>77582764
>Catholic Charm
I'm from a country where the majoity of the population is catholic, there's no charm to it at all.
Seems more like a thing non-catholics where catholics are a minority project on catholics just because they're different.
>>77593076
In reality they all have crippling back pain
>>77593131
This, lower class are too busy trying to get by.
>>77590972
Karnak got his ability from the all the kung fu training.
>>77594064
I always thought he's supersmart and he calculates weak spots and punch the fuck out of them.
>>77584652
Don't. Carol is shit and reading her drivel will probably turn you off the character permanently
>>77586878
Your friend probably met my cousin
>>77592782
Gays are faggots; they touch everyone- the concept of personal space is foreign to them
>>77594534
>Oh no someone touched me! I've caught the gay!
Really now?
>>77594587
>It's my fault I don't like being touched
>>77594090
Karnak's ability is hard to explain as it is nowadays. Originally he could sense the.weakness in things by going into a meditative state and it was limited to objects. Then it became everything including the metaphysical.
>I always thought he's supersmart and he calculates weak spots and punch the fuck out of them
That is what Cho does.
>>77591183
Would you be interested in a /tg/ game with this setting
I haven't read any Ms. Marvel shit but for some reason I still want to marry Kamala-chan
>>77594534
>>77594634
So homophobes are inherently autistic.
Good to know.
>>77595374
Yes
>>77582697
wow if that's true that's kinda surprising. I've known at least several redheads throughout my life, the only trans people I've known are through way of the internet.
>loveable loser bangs a lot of chicks.
How. How does he do it.
>>77596157
>part of the world most popular superhero team
>athletic build
>good looking
>How does he get chicks?
Gee I wonder myself.
>>77592524
Dunno, but that one time I saw a teenage Indian qt in a bikini one size too small at the Point Pleasant beach was also the only time I've masturbated in a public restroom
>>77586755
That the state is thinking about opening it up but isn't completely a hundred percent on it
>>77596458
I hear you, man. Skinny nerdy Indian girls are my fetish, and somehow I never seem to attract them.
I can pick up Asian chicks comparatively easily, perhaps because I'm not nearly as into them as the average weeaboo.
>>77583770
>the USA is a decent place to live
>>77598676
>Europe is a decent place to live
>>77592782
Nice reddit image faggot.
>>77598912
>Factual Falcon
Newfag detected
>>77598932
I sometimes wonder if people unironically think stuff like the comic would ever happen.
>>77598964
Once they show up on reddit they become disowned. Like rage comics, or Pepe newfag.
>>77584621
>implying that cancer isnt a superpower
>>77593805
Not necessarily. Fun fact, wearing a bra actually causes the back pain by not allowing the back muscles to develop naturally and doesn't prevent sag.
>>77598932
I don't understand what the point of this comic is.
>>77599016
it's almost like political cartoons are nothing more than satirical attacks against one's opponents using only the greatest generalizations and ad hominem arguments.
>>77599519
What an outlandish assertion!
>>77599016
Ask the people in France.
>This guy has killed thousands and no mater what we do he gets out and does it again
>this has happened 100+ times
>But if we kill him then we are bad!
>>77591443
I remember that Whose Line episode too!
>>77586787
Are you blind? The map says Virginia is open to Syrian immigrants
>>77585517
That's for proving her point.
>>77586755
Basically those are the states with racist governors who say they won't allow muslims, even though they don't actually have any such power.
>>77601737
Anyway, the USA have taken in about as many refugees since the beginning of the crisis as the city of Potsdam did just this year. You have like one for every 12 zip codes.
Be afraid! Some might not have to do long-distance calls to talk to each other! Wooooo!
>>77584621
What crazy new source of energy should replace the outdated nuclear?
Hydrogen? UV Rays?
>>77586350
That's pretty true, though most sane people claw their way back up before they go too far
>>77586878
he's right
