Let's put a spin on the usual waifu thread:
Which /co/girl would be most likely to make you her husbando?
>>77580196
Well I look like Tim Drake so I guess Gotham.
I'm a tall blonde guy who plenty mistake for a stoner. I also eat a shit ton but despite that don't gain weight.
>>77580214
Who is gotham?
>>77580196
>We are all collectively the same guy with the same likes, traits, and personality.
Only the Kanker's could like us but even that's a stretch.
>>77580345
Please no. Those bitches are nasty, like everyone else on the show.
>>77580318
You can't be this casual. Everyone knows Gotham is in love with Tim Drake.
Well, she's fine with disgusting motherfuckers.
>>77580196
Does anybody remember the name of the first girlfriend of Tommy Monaghan in Hitman?
(I'm irish-american, with black hair and black brown eyes)
Because that's the best I can get
Maybe Milla Donovan(I'm a lawyer)
>>77580290
>expecting Velma
>not Daphne
dissapointed.
>>77580526
I guess I'd be a mix between Fred and Shaggy really.
I've got Fred's hair, I'm into traps
I eat a lot and get mistaken for a stoner.
Hm.
>>77580555
>into traps
Are you talking about traps like those from dungeons or "traps"
>>77580586Both.
The only person more desperate than me.
I don't know.
Who's a desperate, lonely, bitter, jaded 40+ year old that would only think of me as a break glass incase of emergency and would be fine with going with a black guy?
>>77580606
Ok. I was never fan of traps, I was more of a dude who likes cute tomboys
>>77580657
Tomboys are great too
>>77580669
I prefer nathalie
>>77580196
>Which /co/girl would be most likely to make you her husbando?
Which one has the lowest standards?
>wanting a suicidally depressed bipolar schizophrenic with horrible acne at 27 and a heart defect that needs to be repaired every few years to the tune of $300k each time and a lifetime of permanent medical debt while not even being able to function half the time because of extreme migraines
No girl, real or otherwise, would realistically want me. I am not husbando material and sometimes it seems not even fit for life. I have way too many health and mental problems for anyone to stand being around.
>>77581132
Are you me?
>>77581156
Were you molested as a child leading to a lifetime of crippling sexual malaise and confusion, as well as impotency? Did you also try to shoot yourself after blowing a trannie as your first and only sexual encounter because said trannie was the only person who'd accept you enough for you to feel close to someone for a chance?did you secretly hope to get HIV so you'd have an excuse to die without having to pull the trigger yourself?
>>77581198
Um.... no?
>>77581245
Then you're not me, faggot.
>>77581156
I like this guy, he is like the small brother of a big family, nobody cares about him or loves him, but in the end he is still part of the family.
You guys are too fucking dramatic.
Just think about the girls you've dated along the years, or the girl you're dating right now, think specifically about their personalities. Cross-reference them with the personalities of some /co/girls and you'll eventually a match or two.
>>77582213
>Just think about the girls you've dated along the years
>>77582213
>Girl with no ass, from Cali and does nothing but draw AT fan art
>Girl who does nothing but play league
>Tall chubby hispanic girl who plays flute and is a massive dork
Anon you're asking the impossible.
>>77582347
>>77582213
Who's someone with incredibly low standards and would put up with an ugly, miserable, anti-social loser?
>>77583044
Your mother.
>>77582213
>Just think about the girls you've dated along the years, or the girl you're dating right now
>>77580196
I don't like this game.
>>77582213
Well I'm dating a 16 year old year old very skinny white girl from a wealthy family, still very shaken up by her parents' sudden divorce, big love for horror movies and all things spooky, sweet toorh, bit of a bookworm, bit of a romantic, kicks in her sleep.
Any matches you could think of?
>>77582213
>Just think about the girls you've dated along the years, or the girl you're dating right now
>>77583486
do you even watch cartoons
>>77583636
Only rich and white apply to what he said
>>77583486
You sumbitch.
>>77583486
>dating a 16 year old
>no standards
>alcoholic
>always dating older women
>having meshing, terrible personalities
>match made in heaven
>>77583044
shut up, boco.
>>77584294
Yes sir...
>>77583912
Too old?
>>77581198
I'd rather get molested than the daily beatings while being told you're a subhuman piece of shit, horrible neglect, and getting kicked out I had had as a kid.
How the hell does someone get confused about their own sexuality? If you find someone attractive then that's that, no need to make a big deal out of it or have it define you. Then again I've always known I'm into other dudes and never made a big deal out of it even though others did.
>>77580196
I'm basically Beast Boy in personality and my girlfriend looks like Raven but like an indie hipster Raven and has the personality of Donna from that 70's show kind of. I would like to think Raven would want to fuck me.
>>77583912
He could be 18.
>>77582213
>Just think of the girls you've dated
>dated 3 girls in my life
>first was 14 and I was 18
>terrible at sex and I rushed into it because I'm developmentally disabled from years of no social life
>second was over 300 lbs and lived two states away
>only got involved with her because I was depressed but immediately regretted my decision but was too spineless to end the relationship over superficial reasons
>third lasted 5 years, had major physical and mental problems due to constant sexual and physical abuse from family and past partners
>in the end, my attempt to be a good man and protect my partner from the abuse she suffered backfired on me and left me completely devastated and suicidal more than ever
>never made a normal relationship with anyone
>no friends
>met all my girlfriends on the internet and the relationship was always based on loneliness and sex
>I'm a genuine good person but I'm a huge betafag and don't have the necessary skills to properly socialize and it has affected my life tremendously
>none of it matters because I'll be dead either before I'm 30 or sometime shortly after due to my illness
Whoever's the most broken /co/ girl who goes for broken betafags to use for sex and nothing else is probably what I'd get.
>>77584539
You sound pathetic t b h f a m l m a o
>>77584539
>dated 3 girls in my life
oh, woe is you
try 0
Gotham's Ivy has always reminded me of a girl who had a thing for me in high school. I guess I could have a shot with her if she was aged up a little.Not that I would really mind if she wasn't older, but it would be more convenient that way.
>Nerd with a big mouth and a guilt complex
Sign me up, baby!
>>77584733
abloobloobloo some people are born without a dick. Maybe stop being so shitty and beta.
Well, I'm intelligent, nihilistic, and have a wicked sense of humor.
>>77584861
You're seriously trying to pass this >>77584539 off as non-beta?
>>77584957
nigga I'm >>77584411 and also posted>>77584699
You're both beta :^)
>>77584985
Except I'm >>77582213, sempai.
>>77584733
Dating is not a one-all solution to the world's problems or one's own mental problems. Just because I dated 3 girls in my life doesn't make me any less prone to depression and anxiety than how I was before I dated anybody.
I may have failed life as a basic human being and will never accomplish anything of any notable worth, but I'm not delusional enough to believe I'm the worst off in the world or that my hardships make a better person than others. In the end, everyone dies and all can be said that someone lived and then died. At the very least, I fulfilled a part of the universal construct in that regard, even if it was the only aspect of my life worth any merit whatsoever.
>>77585021
It looks like we've come to an impasse.
>>77584909
Hitler looks so British without his mustache.
Considering chemical castration to end my sexual frustration.
What do you think boyos?
We're both lonely emotional cripples with trust issues.
>>77585114
She's too good and hot for you.
>>77585105
Have you tried not being a bitch?
>>77583636
No, that isn't right. She isn't even blonde.
>>77583912
It's legal here.
>>77585105
And where are you gonna get the chemicals?
>>77585166
Yeah, you're right.
I'd program out her agoraphobia and corvidophobia but leave in the homicidal tendencies.
Willing to perform any and all routine maintenance of her mobile platform.
Also I lied when I verified myself when posting.
>>77581156
>schizophrenic
You know, maybe.
Maybe he's me too. I don't know if I can handle this.
>>77585610
>>77586489
>>77585253
Have the doctors do it.
>>77585610
Who bitch this is?
>>77586647
Looks like Glados
>>77586504
She's cute and I want someone to cry with.
>>77587499
Alternatively, I'll dump myself in garbage.
Supergirl would like me. The one in the comics, recent ones. Works in a coffee shop, anger problems, family drama, hot headed girls are into me.
Usually for one night stands
Caitlynn broke my heart
so did a Kelsey
that's like a Kara
More self-loathing
>>77587829
>Caitlynn
Don't you mean Bruce?
>>77580196
I always tought the only reason anon-existentwoman would ever want to do anything with me is because she has a fetish so sick and unnatural that even betas ran away from her. Something like mutilating / killing her partner or help her raping children etc.
Any suggestions?
>>77582213
I am 30, and I have never dated before.
>>77583323
>not posting the /co/ version.
one job
>>77591937
>I am 30, and I have never dated before.
Nice to see I'm not the only one.
>>77582213
>Just think about the girls you've dated along the years, or the girl you're dating right now
ITT: Betas
I mean cmon bros. It's like /fit/ decided to show up in /co/ today. There not enough tfw nogf threads in /r9k/ or /fit/ or something?
>>77580290
I'm sure you eat a lot in one setting, but there's no way your total calorie count for the whole day is anything signifigant.
I always attract the frumpy controlling jealous bookworm with social anxiety, neat freak, excels at her classes, only has like 3 really close friends. Always brown too.
>>77591937
>>77592543
Join the club.
>>77594108
I thought you just had graduated from college, Boco
>>77594687
Six years ago.
>>77583486
Are you the guy on /mu/ who's too afraid to tell her parents you're fucking their underage daughter?
>>77594696
And yet you're still living with your parents
Don't judge.
>>77594932
No, never been on /mu/, I hear it's quite shitty
This thread is perfect for a friday night
>>77600058
stop it
>almost 30
>did nothing with my life
>dying
>lost my virginity at 18
>had sex pretty much non-stop until I was 25
>mfw there are losers who can't get laid in 20-fucking-15
