What negative things will /co/ say about this tomorrow?
that this stuff belongs on /tv/
Discount Anne Hathaway
Besides
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>>77579349
Fucking Bendis
>>77579349
Sjw tumblr reddit fun edgy c uck
But honestly it looks like shit
>Look!! The protagonist is a woman!! So progressive. Best show evah.
>>77579349
>not a black woman
>way to slim not your average american woman!
>>77579428
He said /co/, not tumblr
>>77579400
I'm waiting for al the back lash when women realize she tried to be a strong women and got mind raped for it and then had to latch herded onto a male hero and have a baby to be happy.
>>77579441
oh sorry
I always confuse those two, they are almost the same!
>>77579369
Nicely meme'd
>>77579369
Do you really think /tv/ actually talks about the actual show? All the threads are either whining about feminism or whining about the interracial sex scenes.
Always take off about 10% of the score if the main character is a woman. Most reviewers push their scores up a bit for fear that an unsuccessful female-led show will lead to less of them, running against the agendas they're pushing.
>>77579369
/tv/ has the worst community of all time. It's like a stupider /pol/.
>>77579349
Why do critics give every TV show a 90+ on RT? Are they really that stupid and easily entertained? I mean, they do watch TV for a living, but still.
>>77579349
>strongest to date
funny how they say that in every review of the new marvel product. Black Panther and Captain Marvel will probably also be The Strongest Marvel movie ever.
>>77579349
>/co/ purists will complain because >>>/tv/
>/tv/ refugees will complain about Ritter being ugly
>/pol/ shitposters (and redpilled /tv/ refugees) will complain about BLACKED
>anti-SJWs will complain about FEMALE PROTAGONIST REEEEEEEEEE
>SJWs will complain about The Definition of Rape
>Comic purists will complain about Purple Man not being Purple
>DCfags will complain because Marvel
>MCUfags will herald it as the greatest show of all time and won't shut up about it spamming the board with countless threads, and Alias gets storytimed all day every day because of the flood of people coming in wanting to read more Jessica Jones and what the comic is based on
Which makes me realise that storytiming every comic she starred in would be doable. And interesting thought, but who has the time?
>>77579466
This for real. I think Marvel fucked up pretty bad lying to females about what Jessica is. She isn't someone for females to look up to.
>>77579349
>96%
Can Marvel actually do no wrong?
>>77579482
>retards actually believe this
>>/tv/
>>/v/
>>/pol/
>>77579558
funny every other board says the same about /co/ and /x/
>>77579581
Everyone knows they've been paying reviewers under the table. It's standard Disney practices.
>>77579574
>who has the time?
don't worry about that, there are enough no-life idiots to do that
>>77579349
I'm sure people will have legitimate criticisms of the show but they'll be drowned out by shitposters and MCU fanboys.
>>77579596
no every other board pretty much agrees that /tv/ is the worst. /co/ might be second but /tv/ is unambiguously the worst board on 4chan
>>77579593
>messing up the links
Anon, pls.
>>77579596
It's cause /co/ is the least 4chan board on 4chan, now whether you like that or hate it, is subjective.
>>77579574
Someone should storytime the What If? Where she marries Captain America instead of Luke Cage.
>>77579603
Conspiracy theorists pls go
>>77579574
Someone storytimed all of Alias somewhat recently
>>77579627
>implying I want to send anyone to those shitholes.
>>77579625
/tv/ was good until TDKR came out for obvious reasons. Hiroyuki keeps yessing us to death by saying he'll split the board eventually. I'd love either a movie board or a celebrity board.
>>77579466
>>77579576
Who the fuck wants to be strong and alone?
It may come off as a weakness but is much more stronger then it.
>>77579660
It's not a conspiracy. It's pretty well known in the journalist community. Easy way to get a bonus check is go write a review for a Disney movie. Guarantee they will send you some "gifts for seeing their movie."
>>77579672
>/tv/ was good until TDKR came out for obvious reasons
before that it was 95% pedophiles lusing after 10 year olds feet.
>>77579666
>satan
>implying /co/ is just as much of a leftest shit hole
Come back to 2006
>>77579666
Satan, I'm disappoint. Since when you are a soul-saver?
>>77579666
Mephisto, pls.
>>77579482
>>77579634
Was that the house of M one?
>>77579661
I mean everything. Alias, Pulse, Bendis' new Avengers, Ewing's Mighty Avengers, and the sporadic usually Bendis written one-off appearances in other books. She also had that back-up in the 75th Anniversary Special.
>>77579628
That's probably /mu/, desu.
>>77579724
Kind of. It's a stand alone what if, but she warns the others of Scarlet Witch going crazy and stops House of M from ever happening.
>>77579349
>strong independent women
>coalburner
>probably jewish
>>77579576
>She isn't someone for females to look up to
I don't know. She was a good person that had a lot of horrible things happen to her, causing her to hit an extremely dark point in her life, but managed to crawl out of it and lead a happy life by facing her demons and learning to rely on her friends instead of just pushing people away.
I'd rather look up to someone like that than the traditional "inspirational character" that Carol Danvers was shoe-horned into.
>>77579744
>Bendis New Avengers
Just as long as you stop after Siege
>>77579810
I said everything, anon. Good and bad, and like it or not, she's a pretty notable character in heroic age New Avengers.
Not a good actress.
>>77579672
That's a big claim.
>>77579672
Nah, /tv/ was shit before that too. /co/ was good before Avengers came out though.
>>77579378
Fuck you, now I'll never be able to think of anything else when I see her.
>>77579574
Oh god this is the future we chose.
Nothing. Everybody loves Marvel. they would say that it's the Greatest of All Time and proclaim Jessica to be the greatest Super -Heroine of all time.
I think I know what I'll say
>man this is slow as fuck
>>77580270
I hope they learned from Daredevil, there were definitely some points there in the middle that dragged on.
I'm honestly stoked to watch this. I know 4chan isn't the place to go for positive feedback, but I love seeing what other a/co/lytes tend to come up after a new cool thing comes out
>>77580679
/co/mrades
/aco/lytes are a thing now
>>77579593
you don't come to /co/mblr much, obviously
>>77579349
Ritter has shitty feet, sadly.
>>77579798
You better shut the fuck
>>77579798
>coalburner
What, she's not Welsh.
What if Luke Cage was white?
>>77579349
>not 99
pure shit I tells you
>>77579628
I know. This is why people love coming here to talk about /a/, /v/, and /tv/ shit. You don't get nearly as much bullshit for doing it here. /a/, /v/, and /tv/ are so bad that /co/ is infested with refugees.
>>77579414
Feminists HATED the 23rd Bitch. That show was based. But this will be shit
>>77579596
a lot of boards treats /tv/ and /co/ the same way, /x/ barely matters at this point
>>77581654
That show was so good. I wish I could experience it for the first time again.
>>77581654
>the 23rd Bitch
what's this?
>>77582033
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don%27t_Trust_the_B----_in_Apartment_23
Feminist propaganda
BLACKED
kek
Bendis
I'm pretty hyped, though.
Also I love that people still don't understand that RT % doesn't really reflect the score. Something that's universally agreed to be a 6/10 would have 100%.
>>77582104
>Feminist propaganda
Nah. Who wants to bet these people will only talk about how problematic Purple Man is?
>>77582125
Oh I'm sure they will. Won't stop /tv/ from calling the show feminist propaganda.
You guys ate my best friendly
>>77579603
>Everyone knows they've been paying reviewers under the table. It's standard Disney practices.
Uh huh.... where can I subscribe to your jackass conspiracy blog?
>>77582679
Ask any media journalist.
what time will Netflix update?
>>77582750
3am easter, 12am pacific
>>77582750
12am PST for whatever reason. Pretty weird considering most media drops EST. Where are they based?
>>77582692
What happened here, then?
>>77580226
>Black Widow continues to get shafted
Feels good
>>77582819
They didn't feel it was gonna succeed with the push. Payoffs are incorporated into their marketing budget.
>>77582750
I know it's 3:00am eastern standards if you live in the eastern standard of the unites states.
>>77582819
Critics can decide whether to tag a review as either Fresh or Rotten. It could be that Top Critics are tougher and tag 3/5 and 6/10 as Rotten. What I want to know is how letter grades get sorted into the algorithm.
>>77582915
I'd assume they get converted to a 5 point scale, or I guess like a 13 point scale if they use + and -.
>>77582819
>He doesn't think Disney pays off reviewers
Jesus dude are you still under 20? Your optimism shows your age.
>>77579520
Except this doesn't belong here. This is cartoons and comics. This is neither.
>>77579596
/co/ is literally the Europe of 4chan
everyone wants to talk about their shit here because they can't talk about video games, anime, or television in their own boards
>>77582995
ok so what happened there then?
Eww.
I'll stick with my Japanese animes were girls aren't perfect, thanks.
>>77579625
Except /tv/. They say that /mu/ and /co/ are the worst.
>>77579349
>>77579349
Nothing but kekposting, even with the filter.
Someone will complain about feminism or if Luke is ever disadvantaged in a situation or needs help from Jessica someone will say that it's proof that TV is just propaganda to bring down boys and make them feel useless.
I think that it'll mostly be high praise at first, though, especially for Tennant. The turn against it won't come for a few weeks.
>>77582125
>>77582161
Yeah, there's a cognitive bias at work here. 2 people will be able to look at the show and one will see insidious feminist propaganda and the other will see insidious patriarchal propaganda.
>>77579349
Something about their advertising just rubbed me the wrong way.
"A hard-drinking, short-fused, mess of a woman...and we wouldn't change a thing".
I mean really?
Because those are all such wonderful, original character traits.
Oh wait, slap some tits on them and its progressive.
Greeeeeeeeat.
Ritter is ugly.
She's a discount Anne Hathaway.
Tennant isn't wearing purple.
Ritter isn't a good actress.
She's dating a black Bendis self insert.
BLACKED.
It's like grim dark Supergirl.
Jesse already killed her.
Dark, edgy, single female cop that can do no wrong.
>>77583713
>Because those are all such wonderful, original character traits.
You don't see those character traits oftern on tV
at least not on a woman, tho
>>77582819
not enough feet in the trailer for /tv/
>>77583842
>>77579378
HOW HAVE I NEVER REALIZED
>>77579349
Why do you post on /co/ if you think of /co/ as an other?
>2015
>trusting Rotten Tumblr
Nice try. These faggots give good reviews to any "progressive" rat shit these days.
>>77583383
>high praise at first, though, especially for Tennant
until he opens his mouth and tries to speak with an American accent.
>>77580941
Maybe you should stop having such a terrible fetish
