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>alt text: Let's all just be thankful that the guards confiscated Millie's razor on the way in, because that woman can shear a sheep in half a minute flat.
>patreon text: In which Mr. Quibble isn't around, so Mary feels free to stop being on her best behavior.
>>77547909
Huh, Millie has a lucky star power. I wonder what it is?
>>77547909
>last panel
Does Millie have a lucky star? Is her power something related to baldness?
>>77547909
It seems like every other character has a lucky star. Aren't they supposed to be rare?
>"does millie have a lucky star ability? if so what is it? (unless you dont wanna give it away)"
>"Her spit glows in the dark."
Well, that's underwhelming.
>>77547997
I wonder what would suck more, having a shit power or having none at all.
>>77547968
I think that Morbi said on the Poppy tumblr that 8 percent of the Flora population has them. Might be wrong though but it definitely ain't something like a 1 in a 10,000 births have them. I think most of the powers are pretty mundane though so only the people who have really special ones like Wrecked Angle stand out.
>>77547943
She's not piglike enough to hate people bald. I think.
Oh god, she has Chick Tracks.
mary's lookin real hot there
I blame Toby fox for all these puns.
They leave more toby desired.
>>77548085
>"Watch the doll for me"
>"Okay"
>immediately sits on and lets her cigar ash fall all over it
I love Mary.
>>77547997
Underwhelming, but sexy!
>her other tail
!?
>>77547909
A. FUCKING. CHICK. TRACT.
My sides are gone.
>>77548053
>Millie Tracts
>in them horrible things happen to furries
>>77547909
HOLY SHIT MARY
>She got a fist sized bald spot right next to her tail
>back
>BUTT
>she'sgotafistsizedbaldspotrightnexttohertail
Bald spot mystery CASE CLOSED
>>77547997
>Glowing dicks...glowing dicks EVERYWHERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f3RUzl86G8
I'm willing to bet you got a bald spot near your tail too, Mary.
It may not be FIST sized like 'Tuna's though...
>>77547909
>slender,long neck Tuna is Best Fish
Pretty much all animals with coats have a bald spot at the base of the tail, to minimize the changes of shit sticking to your arse.
>>77548227
"She's got a fist sized bald spot right next to her tail."
If true, I guess Moon Shine has seen her naked before.
>>77547909
But where's said bald stop in relation to her anus? Next to it? parallel? opposite?around it?
Also, how the fuck does she knows that?
>>77548573
>>77548657
Sounds more like she's got it turning the cheek.
>>77548892
>>77548927
I think they're talking about spanking.
>>77548927
Bald asscheek. Turning, as in going around. As in between crack and hip.
A crowd like this, I say push and they hear tush. Gives my little anecdote about a ships berth a whole 'nother meaning.
>>77548823
Aren't they childhood friends? They've probably been bathing or swimming or whatever together.
>>77549136
Maybe Mary was the reason why Petunia lost a foot once.
>>77548479
that's pretty hot
>>77549366
By shoving it in her ass?
>>77548985
Well she did have a prudish as hell mother who could read minds
>>77548573
I wish humans had that.
>>77547909
>Mary's shirt lifted in the last panel
Where's the mammaries, Morbi?
>>77550000
why are assholes so fucking hairy
what is the purpose
>>77550101
They start above the belly button, yeah?
>>77550325
It's like you want cold cheeks.
>>77550350
My cheeks are smooth like baby, why is asshole hairy?
>>77550361
to avoid direct skin friction
>>77550344
I dunno. I don't really want to be looking up cat titties to verify either. 3 rows is all I know. 3 rows.
>>77550525
You wouldn't be able to look that sort of shit up, you'd have to go in and verify by hand
>willingly putting your hand in the death zone
NEVER AGAIN
>>77550543
By showing you their belly, they're saying "I don't see you as a threat".
That could be "Come at me, bro" play invitation, or desire for pets.
Either way, they WILL attack you if you pet them there unless they're damn near comatose.
so I did some quick google-tier research
http://purrfectlove.net/2014/11/common-questions-about-cat-nipples/
apparently cats can have variable numbers of nipples
anywhere from as few as four to as many as ten
>>77547909
>Millie has a lucky star power
The fuck?!
Damn near everyone in the comic seems to have one. I thought they were suppose to be very rare.
Also called it. I said Tunia had a bald spot on her butt.
>>77550613
>that wide a variation in number of nipples
Why can't cats get their shit together like we did?
>>77550677
We don't have all of our shit together though. (Sometimes)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supernumerary_nipple
>>77550673
I'm not sure why you're so surprised, she had it in her first appearance too.
>>77550586
My cat loves having her belly rubbed. Lays on her back and stretches out, and purrs very audibly when you do it. No death zone for her.
>>77550866
What breed?
I think blues and Maine Coons are pretty mellow.
Unlike Torties.
>>77550866
Mine too, but it can quickly devolve into wrassling if I push it. As such, I almost always have a collection of teeny scabs on the backs of my hands. She doesn't dig in with her claws but they are fucking needles.
>>77550902
Japanese Bobtail.
>>77550933
I'm lucky, my cat lets me trim her nails with very little fuss. She meows pitiously the entire time, and occasionally acts like I cut the quick when I don't even have the clippers around her nails, but once I'm done she just stays in my arms purring and expects attention.
>>77550768
>read article
>immediately lift shirt and inspect chest
>>77551104
I should probably get a nail trimmer, yeah
oh shit the caterwauling would never end and she'd probably sulk under the bed afterward
>>77551123
I actually have a huge ol' mole in the middle of my chest
dermatologist confirmed it was a mole and benign but maybe he was sparing my feelings, I was pretty young
>>77551123
>not already knowing about it
I've got one under my left nipple, probably type 7 or 6
Things!
Is the fence post that poppy is using to vault sinking into the ground?
Mary and her cigar ash.
Will she remember to grab her hat?
Hair what boxlet?
Do cats have belly buttons?
>>77548085
It'll have caught fire by next update.
>this extended conversation about superfluous nipples and no one has actually pointed out that Mary's are on full display
>>77551940
Morbi's smut drawing ways have finally seeped into his "family friendly" comic.
>>77551674
>Is the fence post that poppy is using to vault sinking into the ground?
Yes
>Mary and her cigar ash.
Not a question. Next!
>Will she remember to grab her hat?
Probably, She's worn it multiple times, over a long period of time so she has some attachment to it.
>Hair what boxlet?
???
>Do cats have belly buttons?
Yes all placental mammals do. Except theirs are flatter and mostly obscured by fur.
>>77552060
I see nothing family unfriendly there.
>>77551940
MARBLE
>>77552094
>Hair what boxlet?
???
I just realized what you meant.
>"Hair ???" Booklet.
Looks like a word ending in ?DON or ?DOAL
>HAIR TODAY, GONE TOMORROW
would have been punny.
>>77552228
Does anyone else find it unsettling when you can see Mary's eyes?
Aaaand lily is back to being grumpy again
>>77551940
Not sure if your serious, but that is a belly button.
>>77552644Try looking just below the belly button.
>>77552293
I find her unsettling when I can't. So, most of the time.
>>77551674
Say whatever you like about Morbi, but at least he's a goldmine of reaction faces!
>>77552953
He should start outputting transparent background version of every face he draws somewhere.
>>77552953
I will. I WILL say whatever I like about him!
He's a precious treasure.
Also he totally dunked on Aaron Diaz and got blocked like the hero he is.
>>77553010
Oh, I hadn't heard of that. Did he lay some truth bombs on Diaz?
>>77553051
>>77553010
Should I know who Diaz is?
>>77553051
Diaz was busy throwing a bitchfit over Nintendo "stealing" his Zelda designs and couldn't take the bantz.
>>77553106
He's a tired old hack, that's all you need to know.
>>77553135
He replied on Diaz's twitter? Did they have a good back and forth or did Aaron just block him like a bitch he is?
>>77553166
The latter, unsurprisingly.
Fuck I can't find the cap anywhere.
>>77553106
Author of Dresden Codak.
Published a totally legit OC Donut Steel Fem-power Zelda reboot here
http://dresdencodak.tumblr.com/post/47724463171/inspired-by-anita-sarkeesians-video-game-tropes
a couple of years back.
When Linkle was announced for Hyrule Warriors he proceeded to throw a bitch fit on twitter about Nintendo stealing his ideas. He proceeded to say something ridiculous along the lines of "But, what do I know? It's not like I have designed a Female Link Character before." Morbi tossed out a tweet "You're right, you haven't designed a Female Link." Diaz immediately blocked him.
>>77553051
>>77553250
Ahah, short but sweet.
>>77553269
Thanks, anon!
>>77551160
they come in lines down the sides of your chest
draw a line through your nipple from your armpit to your crotch
>>77553269
It's beautiful
>>77553269
Here's where he got banned
https://twitter.com/HgMorbi/status/664977449583800320
>>77553269
fukken thanks
I remembered to save it this time
This is going back a ways, but near the start of the comic, back when Valente barged in on Eggton and he threatened to eat Lily:
Do you think this kind of thing actually happens? Are the people known to prey on each other, or was it really all an act?
Would it count as cannibalism?
>>77554603
The gods regulated shit like that probably until everyone got shoved in a pouch. It certainly wouldn't be cannibalism, and most of the time you couldn't call it homocide I don't think.
>>77554603
Silly Anon, possums aren't people.
>>77554603
Nope, he would have to eat another hawk for it to be cannibalism. Morbi used, or may even still, had some tumblr posts talking about that sort of thing in Poppy. It happens, but is usually seen has a little taboo. Opossums don't count has people and Valente could legally eat Lily. Though, that might be different in at least the area Kit controls.
>>77554635
>>77554642
>>77554683
Possums got such an incredibly shitty end of the stick. Was it ever confirmed if the open bounty on Possums in various regions was for dead possums? I expect it was.
The page where Poppy explains her list of felonies always makes me feel so sorry for her.
>>77547909
>Shedding ash on Lily's dolly
Still the worsest.
>>77553010
>like the hero he is
Dunking on Diaz these days is like yelling at your own shit for smelling. There's no merit.
>>77554779
he's no Dobson, there's still plenty to shit on.
>>77554779
I dunno man, it was a pretty good dunk. Plus I mean Aaron didn't even fucking try and argue his superiority, just blocked him outright and deleted everything. That's pretty damn dunked.
>>77553371
"Learn More" prompts never fail to remind me of Starship Troopers
>>77549136
Tuna's a total prude and wears 50's style swimsuits
>>77550795
Perhaps her power is persuasion...I could be persuaded to cuddle her.
>>77555320
Morbi already confirmed her spit glows, that's it
>>77553250
The best part is that after people started calling him out on his shit, he nuked all his salty tweets and then put up some new ones saying stuff like:
>The tweets yesterday weren't supposed to imply that I created Linkle.
>Noo, I was salty because I don't get PAID for making fan art!
>Nintendo's gonna make a bunch of money with the Linkle DLC but when I drew that clockwork Zelda stuff nobody wanted to pay me for it! Even though it was super popular on Tumblr!
People then called him out on that and he nuked THOSE tweets. As of now he's just re-tweeting Sarkeesian having a fit about how Linkle is just a girl Link.
lel
>>77550795
She got a sick-ass scar on her arm tho
>>77550795
>no fur
>clothes
I don't think I get what this dogma really is about
>>77551940
You can't have nipples below your bellybutton, it's just impossible.
>>77555946
Cows would like a word with you.
>>77555457
>As of now he's just re-tweeting Sarkeesian having a fit about how Linkle is just a girl Link.
But that's pretty much exactly what his "Zelda" was.
>>77556061
you're using logic and that isn't something those people use
>>77555946
The milk lines actually run all the way down the torso, even though primates only even to have the two localized ones.
Cat teats can easily develop that far down the body.
Has anything of value happened in this arc, or is it going to be just more padding?
>>77556134
*only evolved
>>77556061
No don't you see, His was actually Zelda not Link. It's totally different!
Hypocrisy lies outside the visible spectrum for these people. It exists, but only those sub-human animals can see it clearly.
>>77556150
>Lily is smiling and laughing again
>kit has made some deal with the mob
>Poppy may be an ambassador for opossums now
>we're going to meet some of Kit's family in a couple of pages
>we know about Tuna's bald spot now
this arc isn't over yet, so who knows what else will happen
>>77556192
I want to see that aeroplane crash,with no survivors
>>77556150
The Darling Family is coming into town.
If you don't think the family of the local monarch isn't going to be important then yea it's just padding.
>>77556150
What do you consider "padding"?
kill octo lady
>>77556224
>Tell me about the opossum! Why does he wear the mask?
and an actual Bat-man.It could happen...
So when's the Millie art?
>>77556232
Boring pages. And yeah, that's subjective, but I would like to see things hurry up a bit, instead of chatting about shaving animals.
Do you think it's just her saliva that glows, or do other fluids?
Kinda wish Mary had her own miniseries to be honest with you family.
>>77556291
>Preferring non-stop action over any plot
Michael Bay fan, eh?
>>77556319
Her house would look like a crime scene investigation took place. Luminol everywhere!
On the other hand it could make her obsessively clean. Anything glows at night, it gets scrubbed down.
>>77556336
I don't.
>>77556336
Mary's all the fun and quirkiness of the comic without the impending bullying and warfare that is a Morbi guarantee
>>77556364
I like the Lily and Kitt subplots. I don't like the comic spinning in it's wheels.
>>77554836
>That's pretty damn dunked.
Not really. Who hasn't rightly shitted on Diaz for some stupid thing he did or wrote?
Shit, my grandma was talking smack about his paneling the other day.
>>77556224
>>77556279
If her saliva really glows in the dark, wouldn't we be able to see some glow coming from her lips? Or does cat saliva work differently.
>>77556431
Neat! Is this OC?
>Nobody mentioning that Petunia has confirmed she was a death machine before becoming a pacifist
>>77556458
You're right actually. Morbi fix pls
>>77556469
Nah, I saved it ages ago.
>>77556469
several years old
>>77556479
because that was confirmed and mentioned many arcs ago.
>>77556458
It's not dark out. Think about any glow-in-the-dark toys you've ever had.
Usually that kind of effect gets overpowered by even small amounts of direct light.
>>77556534
But mouths are dark. inside.
>>77548479
>>77548217
>>77556458
>>77556534
>be in dark room
>all you can see is her mouth glowing
>then your dick after she's done
>>77556291
Hurry up to what though? The mob story has been unfolding the entire time. Do you want Morbi to just blow his load as soon as possible?
>>77556498
Confirmed by morbo, not by herself.
>>77556592
>>77556634
tournament arc
http://www.poppy-opossum.com/comic/poppy-2-page-28/
>>77556560
When it's open there's too much ambient light. When it's closed you can't see it anyway.
Hey, what color do you guys think it glows?
So wait, how powerful was Petunia? And was it actual strength, lethality, or pure berserker rage?
>>77556678
Huh, i must've forgot about that. Good job
>>77550795
Im not seeing it, how do you identify if they have a star power?
>>77556759
....the star.
>>77556759
Their eyes have little star highlights.
>>77556729
fist of the north star pressure points most likely
and the mob is terrified of Mary after some of their people disappeared completely after visiting her church
>>77556759
shapes in the eyes, usually stars
>>77556779
>and the mob is terrified of Mary after some of their people disappeared completely after visiting her church
When was this stated?
>>77556816
Morbi's tumblr during one of his worldbuilding posts
>>77556766
>>77556776
>>77556779
I had to double look on her eyes, the stars are so small
>>77556779
>some of their people disappeared completely after visiting her church
>yfw Mary is a cannibal
Did anyone, anyone at all screencap a few pages ago when some Anon was making all the connections between Iron and Steel? That was really fun.
ALSO, do you think the Princesses Sisters are going to be hardcore racist towards Poppy or as open minded?
>>77551940
Morbi that's lewd~
>>77556928
Racist on the same level as Racist Fox.
>>77556458
I don't think she's a cat, looks more like a fox
>>77556928
I capped em, not sure where I saved them tho.
>>77557274
I thought she was a dog, but she could be a fox. Probably not a cat though.
>>77555457
>Sarkeesian having a fit about how Linkle is just a girl Link.
But that's what feminism is.
Promotion of equality.
How can she praise femThor, then hate on Linkle? Same fucking thing except she coexists with her male counterpart!
>>77557361
I think she's one of those naturally hairless dogs.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_Hairless_Dog
>>77557437
>Same fucking thing except she coexists with her male counterpart!
That's exactly why she hates it. Linkle exists separately from Link, she's not Link. Anita wants male Link to disappear altogether and Linkle to take his place.
https://twitter.com/femfreq/status/667074512593281024
Posted 5 hours ago:
>Linkle's cutesy name and appearance make it clear that she is not actually a female Link but a separate female character modeled on Link.
>Because of the ways in which she is so clearly set apart from Link, Linkle only works to reinforce the notion of "male as default.”
>A kid-sister version of Link in a non-core-Zelda 3DS game is hardly what many of us meant when we said we would like to see a female Link.
>>77557730
I don't like Linkle. I rather just have the option to play as Link but with a little bit of a chest and maybe some hip.
Link is already pretty girly lookin in the first place. That's all you'd really need to change. Link is so effeminate looking that in real-life events in Japan he's been played by woman actors.
>>77557584
Millie's based on a dachshund
>>77557839
They should use all the time they use to bitch about games to make their own games. I don't even know why people would listen to someone who said on record she hates video games.
>>77557839
God damn, why are these people so fucking terrible?
>>77557901
>someone who said on record she hates video games.
That's retarded. What was the context?
>>77557901
But that would take time, work, and money! They are too busy smashing the patriarchy by bitching about video games.
>>77557952
Interview before Women versus Tropes, I believe. I'm sure somebody has a link to it, but I do remember watching it.
>>77557839
...I don't even.
For fucks sake, in her mind women don't win unless the men are completely gone.
The French feminists were right, American feminists are controlled by man-hating lesbians.
>>77557952
An introduction she gave for a music video about men in video games she made in a college class.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Afgtd8ZsXzI
>"...and also video games. I would love to play video games, but I don't want to go around shooting people and ripping off their heads. It's just gross."
>>77556400
Both are actively being pursued in this arc desu senpai
>>77558127
>"...and also video games. I would love to play video games, but I don't want to go around shooting people and ripping off their heads. It's just gross."
That's not saying she hates video games though.
>>77558127
>"...and also video games. I would love to play video games, but I don't want to go around shooting people and ripping off their heads. It's just gross."
Why are the people who complain about games so seemingly uninformed about the? They could go play a puzzle game or a platformer or one of the many other genres if they don't want to shoot people.
>>77557839
All the while Nintendo be like
>stupid gaijin
>>77558017
That was the crazy bitch who fucked up Mighty No. 9.
Anita is the one who slept with people to get bad reviews for her rivals, then when called out she cited a few autists who sent her death threats as evidence all men are out to get her, making her a feminist celebrity.
When women got together with the guys calling for her to get some kind of punishent rather than praise, feminists gave bomb threats and complained until GG (the organization name) and all associated groups got barred from virtually every event.
She's now the Sarah Palin of vidya.
>>77557982
>But that would take time, work, and money!
>Time
>Work
Both things they're not willing to do.
>Money
This is what they truly want out of the deal.
But it without using the first two you don't get the third. It's kind of a package deal.
Which brings us back to Diaz and his bitching that fan art doesn't fill his pockets with cash. (See >>77555457)
It's a unending loop. It doesn't help that many of these people are trust fund kiddies and already are sitting on mounds of cash.
>>77557917
Because of the gaming audience. I think Jim was actually right when he said that Anita is a monster of our own creation. Had she been ignored, she would have faded into obscurity with only her niche audience agreeing with her an a circle jerk leading to nowhere.
As is, because of all the negative attention she received, the media picked up on that and had a field day. Anita, not being a total ditz, knew where the money was, and played up the 'broken wing' to lure people to her side until she became what she is now.
>>77557839
>>A kid-sister version of Link in a non-core-Zelda 3DS game is hardly what many of us meant when we said we would like to see a female Link.
Ok I can kinda understand this point. She finally gets her female character, but instead of FemLink in an actual Zelda game she gets a baby not-Link in a sidegame.
Still dumb, still much ado about nothing, but not entirely mouth frothing insane I guess. Just dumb and bitchy.
>>77558321
What? Are you misleading, uninformed, or just plain stupid? Anita hasn't worked on any game, she made shitty youtube videos about how women are oppressed in videogame culture, and she didn't sleep with people in exchange for negative reviews of her competitors, that was Zoe Quinn that slept in exchange for POSITIVE reviews of her games. THAT was the tipping point to the whole shitstorm, anita just jumped on the train with the rest of the fuckers
>>77550000
What a waste of a super get
>>77558690
Whaddyou, sum kinda numerologician?
>>77558321
You've got a bunch all mixed together. (If you're not being sarcastic.)
I can't blame you for getting them mixed up, though. It's getting to the point where one crazy is melding into another.
>Mighty No. 9
Was Dina Abou Karam. #9 was sinking well before her involvement though.
>slept with ____?
Was Zoe Quinn. There isn't bulletproof evidence she actually got positive reviews for sleeping around so GG has moved over to the over-familiarity between developers and journalists that Quinn embodied.
Sarkeesian is just a high level troll who's figured out that the path to success is paved with social justice and mock outrage.
>>77558581
Eh, its all bullshit anyway.
Video game "communities". They consider shitty games like DOTA a sport now. Dafuq is up with that?
>>77558511
>baby not-Link in a sidegame
What are you talking about?
Warriors is a Musou game. That means you choose a character and fight hordes of enemies with them. Linkle will be a part of the roster meaning you can play the whole game with her. There's no minigame about that (AFAIK).
and this doesn't look very "baby" to me.
>>77559028
You know what I mean senpai. You said it yourself, it's a Musou game, not an actual Zelda title but a side title set in the universe/with those characters. Like putting the new character in a Metal Gear AC!D game instead of a core title.
>>77558690
I think the issue of superfluous human asshole hair is worthy of the attention repeating numerals receive.
>>77558819
>Sarkeesian is just a high level troll who's figured out that the path to success is paved with social justice and mock outrage.
I don't believe Sarkeesian has any ulterior motives. I disagree with a lot of what she says but I believe that SHE BELIEVES that she's fighting for equality. Is equality what would happen if Sarkeesian got her way all the time? No.
>>77559028
I don't mind her being ranged but she should have a melee weapon too.
>>77559154
Yea, I got what you meant like right after I posted the response. My brain's already scrambled from too much Fallout today.
>>77559237
>I don't believe Sarkeesian has any ulterior motives.
Watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaPbgNVuaEI
Anita bought into the whole over-the-internet "teleseminar" pyramid scheme stuff a long time ago.
She's taken what she learned there and is now making "self-help" videos.
Only the "self-help" means making you realize your own internalized prejudice.
>>77559562
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaPbgNVuaEI
This is something but it's not enough to assume her whole persona is a means of tricking people out of their money.
>>77556889
>Implying she's eating them
>Not permanently imprisoning them in the church's basement for her own weird desires
I wouldn't put it past her
>>77562774
Mary Moonshine isone of Mother's of Magic, locked away in her own body. She's got a keyhole on the back of her neck, and Poda was trying to steal that special key.
>>77564033
I hope that's not the case. It's such an obvious twist.
>>77550325
Because world not perfect.
Forgot about this.
Not to blogpost but the sneezing silver dude rough is done at 54 pages and estimated >20,000 words. Eventually I will digital that shit.
>>77565570
And here I have trouble writing a 10 page paper. Are you trying to make this a light novel or something?
>>77565683
not him, but writing a story is different from a required essay paper
>>77565683
No I just accidentally did a words. Since I allowed myself to bullshit up settings and characters instead of just writing about preexisting cute birds it's all been downhill from there.
>>77565570
Can I get a link to your pastebin if you have one?
>>77565987
I invented one with all the other ones and it took six years to do
http://pastebin.com/ABUgT32F
>>77557862
My main complain on Linkle is that holy shit that's a stupid name.
>>77566227
Thanks
and holy shit that's a long time for compiling.
>>77558511
That is a legitimate point. "We wanted female Link in an actual Zelda game, not a Dinasty Warriors sidegame that already features multiple Donut Steels that will never be used ever again" is a perfectly valid thing to think, because let's be honest, Linkle being in Musou Zelda doesn't mean jack shit to whether she will appear ever again or not.
>>77567232
all elves are women, they're complaining about nothing
>>77567232
if nothing else it's still showing nintendo's willing to put their leg in the door
>>77555836
Its a wholesale shoutout to Ozzy and Millie - One of the running gags in that series was that Ozzy wound up doing full complete shedding for reasons, and, well, the author wound up going a bit crazy during their transition
>>77567679
pretty sure Morbi said it wasn't a call out to that comic/doesn't even know that comic
>>77559154
>You know what I mean senpai.
that you are an idiot? that's all we are saying there. Stop yapping bullshit and pretending everybody aggress because yuo were too lazy to think of an argumentation for you being a totally retarded sack of shit.
>>77567709
I really find that doubtful - Its... Very close to home for the metanarrative surrounding that author / comic
>>77567290
Also they may have learned from Other M.
That we want to play Lawful Good girl Boba Fett, not female Shinji Ikari.
>>77567937
they need to complete the circle and have Sigourney Weaver voice Samus
>>77559028
How the hell are those crossbows staying up? Are they holstered to her boots?
Or maybe just magic I guess?
>>77567994
Holstered to her boots looks correct.
>>77567804
What do you have besides:
-Anthro character losing all their fur
-Creator of said character later going nuts
Because if that's all it's not even much of a coincidence.
>>77567937
Hell, if they don't like the bounty hunter thing, I can settle for Wandering Knight Samus. You know, going around righting wrongs and shit with money not being really in the equation.
I just want my space warrior, dammit.
>>77567968
I didn't know I needed this in my life.
Also holy shit do I regret bringing up the Diaz dunk, this stopped being a Poppy thread a long time ago.
>>77559268
People should stop playing bad games and wait for either Bethesda to release the G.E.C.K. or for Obsidian to reuse all the assets in the lasiest way possible while somehow introducing new forms of bugs but having the greatest gunplay, crafting systems, and writing ever seen so I guess it's worth it.
>>77567267
Hylians aren't really elves. I mean they sort of are? They're more magical humans with pointy ears and crazy powerful bodies.
Okay they can be elves.
>>77568413
We all do, anon. We all do.
>>77568413
But the baby though.
>>77568413
I don't mind her being a lone wolf mercenary instead of a bounty hunter, Prime 3 seemed okay in that regard. It's Other M that fucked too much with the formula.
>>77568544
The baby can go eat a dick.
I liked the idea of Samus saving the last Metroid child. With Samus also being saved as a child, it had this thematic resonance. There was a lot you could mine there after it saved her.
But no, instead we had to have a mother obsession that went right down to fetishism levels, because women are primarily composed of maternal instincts and subservience.
>>77568576
>going around the galaxy
>taking missions for dosh or fame or feelgood
>have no need for dosh
>end up spending it on "charity" projects like GETTING THAT FUCKING BRIDGE WORKING I WANT THAT ENERGY TANK
Could be fun
>>77568676
Honestly, Samus should go around killing scientists in her universe because they always have a fucking metroid or something just as bad around or are experimenting on.
>>77568770
She should just take up emergency security positions at major installations
>>77568788
She's just one woman, Anon. There are a lot of retarded scientists in the Metroid universe. She can't be standing guard over ALL of them.
>>77568813
No but she can give them a number to call when shit starts getting spooky
DRAWFAGS
>Here's my number, give me a call if anything like this happens again
>>77568831
>5 minutes later
>"Samus help! We combined the DNA of Ridley and the metroid queen! It broke loose and is killing us all!"
Also since this is a Poppy thread. Poppy X metroid when? Poppy in the zero suit and/or armor. Lily in a matroid costume. etc
>>77568676
I've generally portrayed her as a bit more monk-ish. I like to play up the raised by Chozo thing a bit, so I portray her as fairly ascetic. Therefore, the million double dollar bounties she gets go to repairing her shit and then to charity.
>>77568890
The five minutes later thing is literally the beginning of Super Metroid.
>"Alright, I'm off. Take care of that metroid and call me if anything happens."
Literally ten minutes of flight later.
>SAMUS HELP RIDLEY IS KILLING US ALL.
>"Fuck"
>>77568890
>Poppy in the power suit
>"I call this the Power Beam!"
>clotheslines a giant monster with the cannon arm
>>77568890
I want to see Samus carrying Poppy on her shoulders (in the Chozo suit, not the varia suit) with the helmet off talking. Lilly is either clinging to the arm cannon or curled up in the helmet.
Visible indentations on the ground from her feet
>>77568905
Half of her equipment is self-repairing/replenishing, and the other half requires relic hunting and cannot be bought.
Literally the only thing she has to spend money on is food and maybe fuel, possibly energy refills.I LOVE more monkish versions of Samus.
>>77568970
>Literally the only thing she has to spend money on is food and maybe fuel, possibly energy refills.
I generally assumed ship repairs and upgrades, actually. Her ship doesn't seem to be any weird Chozo technology, just a pretty good, customized ship, and seeing how she seems to have shifted models like three times, that money had to come from somewhere.
>>77568991
It definitely incorporates Chozo technology, it interfaces with the Power Suit way too well for it to not have at least some, but yeah, most of her ships have been Custom-order Federation vessels, I think.
>>77569007
Chozo technology interfaces well with everything. The suit's scanned can decode shit in computers whose architecture didn't even exist when the Chozo built it, and the bombs can be used to power basically anything.
Bird Magic, man. It don't have to explain shit.
>>77569023
>Bird magic
I wonder how well Samus would do, thrust into her normal crazy bullshit but on Flora.
The high-end powerlevels on Flora are obviously pretty fucking crazy, but Samus is no slouch herself and her shit is compatible with all sorts of trash.
>>77557891
Is she not a fox? She's a direct jab at that Ozzy & Millie webcomic made by that guy with the shaving fetish, in which Millie, a fox, would routinely shave Ozzy. He also did rain dog and that unicorn webcomic
>>77569203
http://poppy-opossum.tumblr.com/post/108618210504/
Morbi claims it was a coincidence.
>>77554683
>>77554711
Slight correction: Possums DIDN'T legally count as people. They do now. Thanks Kit
Further reading, see Poppy getting rekt-angled. Before the finishing blow is given, Fazzlefuck I cant remember their nameis called and told that Possums are technically people now and it's not legal to murder them in the middle of the street.
>>77571349
This probably only applies in the Fennec lands/where Kit is in charge. Poppy had to leave her home country/town/area due to how dangerous it is to be a opossum in Trance.
>>77557891
>>77569203
This was what I figured as well
>>77571439
That is true. In most places, Possums are still not regarded as people.
>>77568676
Metroid Prime: Hunters?
