Uncanny Inhumans
The story of how Kang got his groove back.
>>77543293
>>77543293
about the fucking time! Inhumans can't shill themselves.
Also, remember kids, Inhumans coming to your theaters in 2019!!!!!
>>77543301
>Medusa still being black bolt's hype man
old habits die hard
>>77543311
>>77543321
>>77543327
>>77543327
Fuckin Blackagar...
>>77543337
missed a page
>>77543301
At least Johnny knows he's in over his head on this.
>>77543364
>>77543372
>>77543361
>>77543369
Buy Inhumans, you faggots! Pirating is a CRIME!
I will report you to the police
>>77543327
>You fuck her
>I watch
>or
>I fuck you until
>Ssss
>>77543372
But I aborted you...FROM TIME.
>>77543337
So... number of kids Kang raised? Apocalypse twins, Havok's daughter, Ahura, am I missing someone?
>>77543377
>letting beast manage your time travel
>>77543378
Joke's on you, I want this comic to fail!
>>77543390
his own kids?
>>77543327
So... What did he say clearly here? I mean is he saying that Medusa is his and he'll end Johnny, or that Medusa and him is over?
>>77543398
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
how could it be? They're like X-Men, only better, because they have MCU movie!!
>>77543400
>>77543390
I think the number of clones of himself he raised was in the twenties.
>>77543403
Yeah kind of a mixed message there, he should have pointed at johnny THEN snuffed the candle.
>>77543414
>>77543364
>Doctor, can't we just remove the bullet from his spine?
>Oh, I'd love nothing more; unfortunately, we have no idea where the spine is. See, every inhuman is different
>>77543327
Medusa harem of Johnny, Blackagar and whoever else is down (Quicksilver?) when?
>>77543429
>>77543392
To be fair he's fucked around with time so much and hasn't destroyed the timestream yet, so he's your best bet.
>>77543430
They're speshul!
They were marvel's premiere "Strangest Superhero Teen" grup
>>77543448
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>>77543459
Too bad it'll be retconned back.
>>77543448
>Dante wiped from existence and forgotten about
Haw haw
>>77543452
Ahura channels his inner Cable, I see.
>>77543464
>>77543479
>>77543478
Don't you mean Stryfe? This is pretty much Apoc and him all over again
>>77543486
And Kang is busy chilling some place far away. that is all folks.
>>77543478
>A father sends his son with a time traveller to save his life
>The son grows up and grows older than his parents
>The son becomes a great warrior with a beard and a scar over his eye
This isn't even subtle.
>>77543487
Sure, Stryfe. As long as he has scar over eye.
>>77543498
im into this.
better than all the x-books.
>>77543498
It's pretty funny how this looks similar to the Sue!Kang reveal from The Ultimates
>>77543510
Agreed. Got interested from 1st issue, and now I think I'll pull the series.
>>77543503
Blame inhumans for not having any good stories on their own, and blame it on them being failures for 50 years. Obviously marvel will transfer as much X-stuff as they can, because if they had to make inhumans their own thing, it would fail. That way, by antagonizing X-fags, they get free coverage and shilling
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>>77543510
YEAH! BUY INHUMANS!!
Support
>>77543510
This is practically an X-book
Inhumans are now officially X-books, especially that Lowe edits them.
>>77543293
So, Uncanny X-Men Beta storytime?
>>77543503
The scar is even Y shaped
>>77543498
Are they rehasing the Cable story? But they made Cable even angrier?
>>77543577
They're doing it on purpose. Any publicity is good publicity
>>77543465
>retconnect
>it's in its nature a time-travel story
Can't really call that a retcon
How is this even possible? Iron Lad is supposed to the character that becomes Kang in the future.
>>77543799
None of this is interferes with that.
Kang just gave a version of his armor to Old Man Ahura
>>77543403
He "told" Johnny to protect her or Black Bolt will kill him.
>>77543807
You mean NuStryfe
shall we rename him Conflyct?
>>77543818
lame
>>77543819
>Conflyct?
I like this, but make it Konflyct to show the Kang influence
>>77543830
One grammar mistake in codename anon
Otherwise it becomes too much of a parody
But then again, Poe Law and shit
God, I miss when the Inhumans were cool
>>77543403
I read it as "She's dear to me, hurt her in any way and i'll snuff you out as easily as this".
>>77543498
EVERYBODY'S KANG!
>>77544022
>KANG AND PROUD
>>77543498
The scar was unnecessary. I'm sure most people would have figured out it was Ahura from the projections, the father comment, and the sudden hair.
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>>77544022
Kang has gotta be the biggest continuity clusterfuck ever
>>77544022
How does that even make sense? Wouldn't one remember being the other?
>>77544452
comic book amnesia was so common it went without saying
>>77543327
Her and me, the flame of passion died out.
>>77543327
You can have the pussy but the ass is mine
>>77543364
But Black Bolt didn't save Ahura. Ahura and Kang both died in the Final Incursion like everyone else, it was pointless
>>77543390
>>77543400
His own kids don't end up well
Doesn't Kang also have Katie Summers?
What happened to her?
>>77545555
I doubt she'll be mentioned ever again, with Havok and Wasp hating each other and all.
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>>77543529
anon, this would be the X-men if it wasnt because marvel is assblasted against Fox. Comic fans are too loyal, we wont buy Inhumans. I know I dont and i used to buy X-men pre-bendis. And I will again when they get good again.
>>77545830
It doesn't matter. Every marvel movie is a Hit!
GOTG, ANT-MAN! Everyone is hyped for marvel.
And when the inhuman movie comes, everyone will love them, orelse they get the hose again
B L A C K
B L A U K
B L A C K
B L A K K
>>77545900
clever and checked
>>77543306
>storytimes are now considered shilling
I miss when /co/ wasn't somehow worse than /v/.
>>77545949
Explain yourself why haven't you bought the New Inhumans comics yet? What are you doing here? Go to your local LCS comic shop and get it! Buy two copies. Fuck it, buy three!!! Inhumans and Proud!
>>77545830
Cry more.
>>77545991
>all this butthurt
Show me on the doll where the inhumans touched you.
>>77546117
In LCS! Where you should be, buying the brand new Inhumans!
>>77543372
>Even Inhumans barely remember Crystal
Jesus...
>>77546034
Exactly! Next issue! Sentinels hunting Inhumans!
What are you going to do about it X-fags?
>>77546377
To be fair, he is one of those new Earth types
>>77546629
Is he? I thought he was one of the Orollan inhumans like Lash and Thane.
>Street sign captcha
>Infinity Lane
Woah
>>77546706
>I thought he was one of the Orollan inhumans like Lash and Thane.
he is
>>77546387
Fap to the idea of Danger X Cerebra size play.
>>77546750
So he's not a nuhuman, but still wouldn't know about the royal family that well since he isn't from Attilan.
>>77543430
The bullet ripped his spine apart, it's not stuck in there. Learn to read.
>>77543311
>Woman cheats on her husband with another man
>It's the men's fault
All-New All Different Marvel!
>>77543403
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>>77543937
He told Johnny the redhead was his bitch and if he got involved with her again he would end her, you homosexuals. You've been reading so much ANAD it's already starting to corrupt your brain.
>>77547229
*end him
>tfw you actually liked this comic but shitposters and X-Fags are ruining any opportunity for discussion.
>>77545527
Great idea leaving Ahura with Kang Blackagar!
He's a great father!
So with Ahura probably no longer admissable, whose the new heir to the throne?
Luna?
>>77547136
>Doctor, can't we just reattach his spine together?
>Oh, I'd love nothing more; unfortunately, we have no idea where the spine is. See, every inhuman is different
The problem is not that they miss the technology and medical knowledge to fix a broken spine. No, the problem is that each inhuman is different.
>>77547293
Ahura was never really a viable heir to begin with.
>>77547229
Yes but it's still poorly presented.
>>77543390
>Kidnaps Apocalypse Twins to mess with mutants
>Kidnaps Ahura to mess with Inhumans
POTTERY
>>77543429
Why would Kang target them? He needs them around for the kid, right?
>>77547273
blame it on marvel.
also
>enjoying shithumans
>>77543327
He said...
>that chick
>my chest
>this candle
>my hand
It's not even that hard.
>>77547313
>they have advance technology
>they have Inhumans who have the power to heal
I didn't expect a good explanation for why gorgon couldn't be healed but this is worst than I expected. It would have been better to not give a direct reason.
>>77547363
They're not rehashing mutant stories at all.
>>77547424
They killed Right. Bury X-Men.
>>77547527
They can bury X-Men, they can stop publishing them, but it doesn't mean that I'm going to switch to shithumans, considering how unoriginal they are
>>77547363
>Kidnaps Ahura to mess with Inhumans
But that isn't what happened at all. Hell Kang isn't even doing anything now, it is Ahura that wiped out the race.
>>77547380
Pretty sure Kang has anti time paradox shit like beast to keep Ahura from getting caught in the erasing.
>>77547567
Of course. I may be ditching X-Men, but in no way will I go to Inhuman camp. Fuck them as well.
>>77547380
Kang's probably got better tech to shield from those kinds of paradoxes than Beast
>>77543392
>Erasing parts of Inhuman history to make it easier to retcon Inhumans.
Bravo Marvel, bravo.
You know like the Squirrel Girl, Whor and Spider Woman threads or whoever. If you hate Inhumans just don't pay attention to them, don't acknowledge them. Your rage at their very existence gives them more power and helps them sell better.
Just don't care about them like no one cares about Carol. They've been trying to make her happen but she just doesn't and has shitty sales numbers to boot.
>>77547866
Funny thing is, things like Alpha Primitives or Genetic Council are still featured prominently in the most known inhuman stories, so they basically retcon who inhumans are, and anything that would make them even remotely unique
>>77545830
No one gives a shit about your money. The only money people care about are the casual movie goer money. It doesn't matter how short term it is, because there will always be new customers that naively pick up #1s without knowing anything about them compared to the old ones who know what they plan to buy the minute they go into a shop. X-fags that say they won't buy the current runs are just all talk, they can't help themselves no matter how much Marvel backhands them.
>>77547867
too sensible. And frankly, it's too late.
>>77548009
Do people buy comics/runs they don't like? Why? For sake of completion?
>>77548035
It's just you know exactly how to stop this. But so many people fall for it every time. You want Henderson gone. Stop talking about Squirrel Girl. There's a thread about her every day.
Javier's atrocious She-Hulk Art didn't get any attention and that book died.
If you hate something. Your best weapon is indifference.
>>77548119
Hate reading, completion/trades, hardcore charaterfags. It's just a thing that people do.
>>77548173
We can't do that.
Didn't you see? The very first story times were Whor and Prego Spidey. While I still wait for Ms M.
Wth captcha? a burger is not a sandwich
>>77548173
True, but how are you going to explain that to all these manchildren that unironically hype all this shit in the first place?
>>77548239
Why not torrent it? Save money for something nicer.
Eh. People are weird.
>>77548259
Not everybody pirates anon, hell some people wouldn't even know where to find it if they wanted to. plus pirating is worthless to trade buyers, you can't download hard covers.
>>77543301
Johnny is a shithead. He already fucked two of his best friend's exes
>>77543311
But Johnny has tons of self control. He generally chooses not to use it generally but he has it. The fact that his powers aren't exploding everything constantly is proof of that.
Before the inhumans movie is release we are going to see at least 4 x-men movies and maybe 2 or 3 seasons of x-men tv-show.
How can inhumans compete with that ?
casual will be all over x-men
>>77548251
They're fucking cancer and part of the problem.
Erica Henderson drew Scarlet Witch the other day and I am furious she insulted my waifu with her art.
Am I posting that image/making a thread for everyone to see and drag it into a look how shit marvel/Henderson thread? No. Because that's exactly what marvel wants me to do. And fuck them in the ass for that.
You people who love the X-men just stop looking at Inhumans. Quit whining, you're just giving marvel the reaction they want.
>>77548485
I don't know how many of them really post here. It's just that it's annoying that Inhumans are changed into X-men lite. And it comes from the person who used to love Inhumans
>>77548519
Same.
The Inhumans should be the other and dealing with culture wars with the earth raised immigrants moving into atilian. The good and bad about their society.
Instead of this hamfisted mutant lite plot lines.
But every X person who complains about how bad Inhumans are for ripping off Xmen are just being marvel's bitches.
>>77548247
but they were nice stories
>>77548485
can i see the pic ?
>>77548463
>How can inhumans compete with that ?
Here's the secret that none of the faggots who bitch every day about this seem to understand:It's not a competition.
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>>77548814
tell it to Perlmutter
>>77543306
>Literally giving away the comic for free so you don't have to buy it
>Shilling
How fucking dumb are you?
>>77543385
I lost my shit, anon. Thank you.
>>77549257
I actually bought this comic thanks to the storytime.
>>77548968
>tell it to Perlmutter
>the guy that no longer has any connection to the Inhumans movie and is actively making two X-men TV shows
Uh-huh.
>>77543465
Dude it's a time travel story, there's a difference between retroactively changing shit and having a story that tends to base it's narrative in changing shit that already happened
>>77549429
nice try Rich
unless you're really that misinformed
>>77543541
Lowe isn't the X editor retard.
>>77549489
He was, and now he does X-Men lite, so yes he is, double retard
>>77549516
>I NEED the Inhumans=X-Men meme to be true so I'll say anything to justify it
K
>>77549532
if it was only a meme...
>>77545509
nobody remembers what happened according to ultimates, all they know is the world was suppose to end and it didn't. Kang's deal was that he got to keep Ahura no matter what.
>>77543400
>beard ghost here
>>77543498
child ghost here
So, how does it work?
>>77546377
Pretty sure he was making a funny
>>77548919
Most beautiful Avenger lmao
>>77549482
The MCU movies are being made by Marvel Studios, which Perlmutter no longer has any connection with. Currently the only thing perlmutter has a connection with is Marvel Television, which is currently co-producing a Legion series and an Emma Frost series with Fox.
>>77550713
>Emma Frost series with Fox
I'm idiot for hoping there'll be some illegal sex between her and teen Cyclops.
Maximus and the genetic council were right, Ahura should have been killed at birth.
>>77550780
It's set in the 60s and Cyclops isn't a teen until the 80s, so nope.
Pretty good issue.
>>77545509
thats why Blaclbolt wants a refund
>>77543414
Iso is cute despite the side cut.
X-fags are literally the most cancerous fanbase.
I hope the X-Men get wiped from continuity somehow and that the only worthwhile mutants remain avengers forever.
>>77551878
pretty kukk issue
>>77543498
Why can't Kang just be Kang? Immortus and Iron Lad were both stupid, but this is even worse. I'll take even Ultimate Kang over this
So this was for another personal villain?
>>77543390
Kang really seems to have this weird desire to be a Father. He's done it so many times and it's ended poorly every single time.
>>77552502
don't forget Rama-tut.
>>77552411
It already happened. Anything else Saltyanon?
>>77553480
What he wants is an heir that will take his place after he dies in a glorious battle that ends his legend
>>77543498
So Kang wasn't content with having several incarnations.
Now he's pulling a Time-Trapper and becoming different people
>>77553999
my salt is merely a drop compared to the ocean of salt x-fags demonstrate f.am.
>>77554703
I was never so happy for wordfilters as I am now, Saltyanon
>Black bolt set off the T-bomb that made lineage
>The bomb mutated thane causing him to wipe out orrollan setting lash on his revenge quest
>The Bomb fucked up the flying inhumans Which pissed red raven off
>Black bolt usurped and exiled the unspoken
>Black Bolt's voice mad maximus go crazy
>BB sent Ahura to Kang
Blackagar is the source of almost all of their villains.
>>77554751
And Black Bolt's father Agon exiled Phaeder, which lead to Phaeder sharing his genetic knowledge with the High Evolutionary, Arnim Zola, Magneto and others. As well as Phaeder breeding with a Deviant to produce Maelstrom, another Inhuman villain.
House Boltagon are shit rulers
>>77543387
He got better.
I liked it until the last panel.
>>77543377
Beast you motherfucker, what are you doing. I always knew he was a self-loathing traitor scum. No inhumans, no t-bomb. Stupid blue ape.
Liked the first 2 issues. I think I'll stick with this one. WIll Inferno be in ANAD Inhumans? Seems that guy is getting pushed to the background already.
How long before inhuman hunting sentinels are created? Mah nigga Blackbolt is a wmd. Will the government tolerate him?
>>77555862
yeah, thanks to Kang there are no more inhumans but the mutants are probabl back.
Beast is literally sacrificing the mutants to save the inhumans.
wow so noble
>>77555288
never stop phaeder anon
>>77555862
>>77556174
It was a joke before, but now he went full race traitor.
>>77555736
What would you have preferred?
>>77552502
I don't think Ahura is Kang I think he is just wearing the suit. Since Ahura Kang is old as fuck and his hair wasn't contained in the helmet so it couldn't be the same that raised him. Wasn't there a council of Kangs?
>>77543293
This somewhat lacks the elegance and sportsmanship of Kang's more recent schemes.
He must really want those Inhumies dead.
>>77555862
>WIll Inferno be in ANAD Inhumans?
no, he is in this. Only Flint, Grid, Naja, Gorgon, and Crystal go to All new Inhumans.
>>77556547
It's not Kang killing them, it's Ahura.
>>77547293
With no kids it would go to the eldest royal blood after Medusa. Ahura can always fight for the throne since he will never lose his right no matter what. That's why they let Maximus rule occasionally despite being evil.
>>77545949
>I miss when /co/ wasn't somehow worse than /v/
I miss when co was love.
>>77546377
She is getting her own team in All-New Inhumans.
>>77543498
EVERYONE IS KANG
>>77543372
Johnny BTFO. Who is the new guy? I like him already.
>>77564185
Reader
>>77558217
sucks. Uncanny Inhumans already has a fire guy. At lest Crystal would mix it up.
>>77564606
Seeing how he is put in the background I doubt Soule will use him much if at all. The next arc is solicited to be a black bolt arc as well.
>>77564673
I did read that it would focus on blackbolt and the old Inhumans (beast and johnny too i guess).
>>77543498
>I wiped out our entire race just to get your attention dad
>>77566087
how did he know beast had that device?
If he wipes out all inhumans that means he is never born which means he never wiped out the inhumans. I guess Kang has a similar device.
>>77564673
They fix time, but Inferno is still missing.
>>77567185
>I guess Kang has a similar device
of course he does, Kang fucks with time all the time, he would have ruined shit years ago with some type of paradox preventer.
>>77543414
Iso's armor has grown on me. It looks better than black bolt's.
Im not of fan of costumes with a bunch of little details. Give me solid colors any day.
Is Kang a troll?
>>77575686
Yes. He just wanted to see family controversy.
>>77575686
All the best villains are
