TIME FOR SHITTY PREGNANCY STORYTIME GET IN HEREI'm not actually gonna read it so can someone recap it once I'm done posting it?
>>77542231
>TIME FOR SPIDER-WOMAN'S SHITTY PREGNANCY STORYTIME A.K.A. THAT ANAD "DEBUT" TURNS OUT TO BE A SHITSTORM INDEED GET IN HERE ESPECIALLY BRITFAGS
ftfy
I don't really want to read it either.
Just vaguely curios to know if it mentions who knocked her up, and why she's still wearing her lame casual-clothing style Costume if she's not being a superhero.
Jessica Drew is such a worthless character
>>77542362
I'm just happy this scene wasn;t something like
>haha remember when we dated for like two weeks
>yeah
>hahaha good times (pls take me back jess I'll support your child)
what a goddamn trainwreck
actually trainwrecks are exciting i take that back, this is just shit
>>77542231
/co/'s second most anticipated comic of the year!
>>77542385
>clearly meant to be weird non-humanoid alien (see lower body)
>looks just like a hipster fat black girl
Fuck this, at least give her a different ahircut or something, this is lazier than Star Trek.
This was awful.
>>77542448
Eh, I think it's just bland. There's very little aggressively bad about it, which is top-ffucking-notch for 2015 Marvel.
>>77542263
>first panel
Some really lame coloring.
And art.
>>77542414
As a sidenote, what has been going on with the Skrulls? I can't remember having seen any for a while, wasn't their civilization mostly annihilated?
>>77542375
>GWEN STACY
WHAT
>>77542535
Why do you think they're in a maternity ward? For the babies!
>>77542292
This seems a lot less offensive than /co/ led me to believe it would be.
She isn't superheroing, she's been benched for months and training Porcupine and giving him tactical support from a distance
She's even stopped riding her motorcycle and planned on taking her last month of pregnancy off for maternity leave.
Tony Stark didn't make her a Starktech belly protector, Carol gave her alien tech, but even so she's still not fighting villains
Nothing about endangering her unborn child for cheap thrills.
>>77542568
Endangering the kid was in ASM #1.
>>77542550
According to the press release for the upcoming Spider-Women crossover, Jessica, Silk and Spider-Gwen have been having cross-dimensional hang outs
So I guess Jessica got bored during her maternity leave and jumped to another reality for brunch
>>77542550
Alternate universe spider-gwen
>>77542568
its hopeless he loves killing kids, arcade is probably going to preform an abortion
>>77542347
>Wiccan watching his boyfriend talk to his uncle
Fuck you all. I liked it.
>>77542300
Oh look, Shriek. Who died last we saw her.
>>77542621
It's ok, everybody has fetishes
>>77542375
This page was kind of cute.
>>77542347
>>77542613
It's nice that Sunspot's Avengers were all invited as they're kind of unaffiliated
>>77542645
Shriek always dies and comes back. Didn't she die in that Carnage mini that introduced Scorn and then show up alive again in Fearless Defenders and then Carnage vs Deadpool?
>>77542652
nah I was referring more to people just hating on it for the sake of wanting something to hate on
>>77542535
Kl'rt brought the empire back together and is now the emperor.
>>77542338
>blush
>>77542240
>greatestspider-themed
>she fell ill with a fatal illness
editors are asleep
>>77542292
I solved the mystery of the father. It's Johnny Storm that dressed as Captain Marvel and fucked Jessica while she was drunk.
>>77542354
>this page
You can show me canon evidence of the contrary, I'll always believe the father is futa Carol.
>>77542318
>Carol wants the V
>>77542560
Textless version
>>77542681
And his first act? Attack some hospital!
Tapdancing Christ.
So how long is /co/ predicting until the kid gets retconned out, adopted, or killed off so they don't have to deal with it? It is what always happens when superheroes have babies.
>>77542754
He's been the emperor since Infinity.
>>77542425
Dude, somebody with a preggo fetish totally has this shit saved.
>>77542785
I know anon.
Did he appear anywhere since Infinity?
>>77542347
I like this page.That is all.
>>77542781
Whenever sales start to hit the shitter
>>77542675
So this is the fabled, "the more you hate on it the more plebs will actually get curious and like it unironically" effect?
>>77542568
Yeah it was fine,with some occasional good moments
It's almost as if co/ doen't ever know what the fuck it's talking about.
>>77542833
Not that I know of.
>>77542865
So by issue 2?
>>77542410
Is that a pregnant Stronian?
>>77542331
Is that Ruby Tuesday? What the hell?
>>77542956
Oh what the fuck, she looks like one
>>77542338
>that first speec bubble
Lewd
>>77542231
Don't worry, OP. I'll save this thread from your faggotry
Better than I expected, though I wasn't really expecting it to be bad, just extremely boring.
Low-key, which isn't a bad thing, but still having stuff going on, though I'm much more interested in everything else.
>>77543093
>>77543093
>>77543115
>>Pregnant woman
>>Loss edit includes no actual loss
buggin
>>77542752
>>77542560
And look at Jessica here
>>77542271
>>77542255
Why does everybody look like a psychopath in this book?
>>77542599
I actually like that they are so casual about hopping over to another universe
>>77543145
There are not yet such panels in the comic.I was at a loss
>>77543154Maybe it's a miscarriage story and this is all in her head
>>77542397
I like this page a lot, I was expecting to hate this but it's winning me over
>>77542880
I bet you only read the big two you smug cunt
>>77542819
I have one and the only time I was even remotely tempted to right click and save was on >>77542375
I've got Deviantart for my fetishes. Deviantart and Invincible. And Fables. And the Great Ten. I'm already well provided for, I'm saying. I didn't ask for this.
>>77542880
>So this is the fabled, "the more you hate on it the more plebs will actually get curious and like it unironically" effect?
For all their spots on The View, Marvel saves millions of dollars by letting impotent nerdrage do half their marketing for them.
>>77542354
asking who is the father should be something normal to ask
>>77542621
I hate baby storylines from Marvel, because the person gets stuck as a one note taking care of an unaging baby til the kill it off, recton, or marvel decides it was just an alternate universe.
>Still not mentioning who the father is
>The art is subpar, so it's kinda difficult for specific fetishists to enjoy it
>At least she wasn't technically endangering herself while pregnant so that's a plus
6/10. This whole Skrulls plot line will be lasting at least four issues, though, so that might go lower.
>>77543726
I think she mostly got angry because he asked whether she knew who the father was instead of just asking who the father was
>>77542341
I'm just keeping track for the inevitable 'my baby is a monster' outcome
plus I got fifty bucks riding on Morlun being the father
>>77542645
In Deadpool vs Carnage? Nah, she wasn't dead, Carnage "almost iced her."
>>77542366
There's potential in there. For a while she was working the 'very experienced but a bit loopy as a consequence' angle and that was a good start. It had resonance with Peter's wisecracking and seeming inablibity to take things serious, working a 'spiders are the weirdos of the cape community' motif.
>>77542414
Yesssssssssss.
Skrulls here to save the motherfucking day. (Srsly, ever story could use some Skrulls to move things along).
>>77542535
mostly fighting with the Kree for territory
Honestly cringe every time I see the cover
Which doesn't help because /co/ can't help post it
>>77542781
kid's gonna get sucked into a time warp and come out an evil teenager
>>77543757
how long has Luke Cage's kid been a baby for?
>>77543946
10 years?
>>77542674
No, she was just rendered comatose in that storyline.
>>77542354
>Spider sense going off
Kek
Well at least they didn't make her be a retard and willingly endanger her kid. So basically from the looks of this issue the book will mostly be her, trying not to superhero but getting caught in scenarios where she's forced to.
>>77542231
>mfw boner horniness
>>77542781
Are there any in-canon Marvel/DC crossovers happening anytime soon?
>>77543946
At least they show her grown up, to be Captain America stupid but still, but what about Jubilee and her baby? What happened to it? I got so sick of it, i dorta stopped caring about one of my favorite xmen.
>>77542385
That ambiguously brown hipster alien receptionist triggers me. I ain't even lying, people.
>>77542366
You wouldn't want to impregnate a little girl assassin in a grown woman's body?
Why is everyone always like "she's endangering the kid"? She's superhuman. Why not assume the kid is just superhumanly durable or something?
>>77545065
Because radiation can penetrate skin
>>77542318
Tigershark is way out of their weight class.
>>77542271
Ruby Thursday, Gibbon, Griffin and...?
>>77542331
Oh, Shriek.
>>77542568
>>77542898
Its not like /co/ could know before the issue caming out, and its not like the press and this image - >>77542231 imply that she will be figting while preagnant.
I liked it, OP is a faggot
>>77542347
I like this page just for the every avenger party.
>hopeless did something right
>>77542819
I do.
The pregnancy stuff is hot, but the storyline is shit.
>>77542425
>You want to know what happens next?
>>77542568
why was she wearing a costume?
>>77542354
ok but this is a perfectly normal question, especially when the comic's narrative itself doesn't want to answer it. you can't just have a timeskip that involves pregnancy and not give some hint as to how it happened
>>77542354
>>77542362
so. many. lesbian. undertones.
>>77542410
Very curious about pregnant dude. Seahorse?
>>77542397
Kinda looks like the mushroom god from Supergod at the bottom center,.
>>77542263
>that first panel
HO-LEE SHIT
>>77542347
Murica needs to step back from Kamala before she catches her lesbianism
>>77542880
yeah, this was actually a nice read.
>>77542448
I'd say it's more meh than anything else which, all things considered, may be worse than awful. Awful at least garners some kinda response though negative. With this on the other hand, it's just kinda there.
>>77542599
Which is kinda funny considering back in the day it was practically a taboo. They even called Ultimate and 616 crossing over as a sign they've run out of ideas. Now universe hopping has practically become the new time travel.
>>77542923
Super Skrull is tied up with Fantastic Four, so there is your answer to his vanishing act.
>>77542819
I have this fetish and I couldn't give a shit about it really.
>>77546266
Kamala only has it for Carol if anyone.
"Yes, call me a dirty street rat."
>>77545974
He asked WHETHER she knew who the father was
>>77542366
The ptsd psycho rape victim and the eternal failure in a mutually closeted gay relationship is interesting
>>77542568
I had to read all of Hopeless' previous Spider-Woman, and I was shocked how not shit it was.
>>77546670
Jessica is a doormat that Carol takes her frustrations out on through sexualized acts of violence, like naked bloody beatings and repeated manual strangulation into unconsciousness.
>>77546524
mmmmm yeah
>>77542397
Yellow Submarine?
>>77542318
Why would Carol need to be the godmother when she is the father?
>>77547110
Jess just doesn't want to tell anyone Carol knocked her up.
>>77543778
Which implies she's been getting around a lot.
>>77545974
Asking if she even knows who the father is is extremely rude
>>77547619
Then she should stop getting gangbanged every day.
>>77542231
Do we know who the father is?
Also debuting a new costume, then getting the hero pregnant wasnt the best move I think...
>>77542425
Of course not, Marvel. My neurons are still working, thank you.
>>77542752
>Junji Ito presents Spider-Woman
>>77542705
>editors are asleep
For five years already
It wasn't entirely offensive as I once thought, but shit, you have to really wonder what the writers' intent was for this shit.Overall it's a very bland read and I'm guessing the only audience for this trash is people who want to fuck preggos.
>Smaller/larger belly every other panel
>rarely any BGs
>Weird faces
Man I can't even fap to this quality.
>>77548245
>the only audience for this trash is people who want to fuck preggos.
Or women
Can someone story time Ms Marvel?
>>77548552
even women don't want to read this though
>>77548617
someone's doing it now
>>77542819
Well someone has to archive it... right?
>>77548245
>Overall it's a very bland read
not the writer's fault if you have adhd
>>77546407
It wasn't really taboo. Universe hopping still happened fairly often. It's just that ultimates/616 having a crossover would be such blatant pandering and laziness that back then even Marvel thought it was too much.
>>77549153
>this whole folder
holy fuck anon
>>77542385
>normal terrestrial pregnancy
Did you learn NOTHING from Carol?
That's not even getting into how you're an abomination of genetics and science so there could be millions of ways this could go wrong.
>>77546120
Looks more like a seathors to me.
>>77549153
>>77549419
>>77549283
No.
>>77545269
>>77542898
>>77542568
Screencaped for issue 2.
Wasn't the car crash I thought it was going to be but there's still the second shoe to drop... This story will live or die on the reveal of how she got pregnant...
>>77549866
it's going to be absolutely nobody we've ever heard of
and I bet he'll be black
>>77542375
>panel 4
>>77549946
>yfw it's the 616 Miles Morales.
>>77549153
...any chance of you zipping and uploading it?
>>77550911
Who do you think I am? Someone who does things?
>>77551004
He also liked some of the hulk fetish art on tumblr. He's taking the any talk is good talk route.
desperate for any tweet that's not super negative
>>77551041
Belongs to
>>77551051
Cause Op apparently got sad he didn't make his spoiler joke the first time.
>>77549866
>>77549946
>>77550763
secret wars was 8 months before. She's 8 months into her pregnancy.
It's going to be some cosmic baby. Maybe even Spider Jesus to father God Doom.
>>77550998
Not even if I say pretty please?
>>77542425
I'm melting after reading that. Melttinnngg meltingggggg eeeaaaaaaaaarrrrgh my eyes my eyessssss oh god why god whyyyyy why why the horror the horror
>>77549153
For the love of God, upload this.
If you accept the premise, it's a good issue.
>>77542347
>Miles-Man
...I'm only hear because I know Spider-Man
>>77542347
That's a cute party.
>>77542347
>Storm at the bottom of the page
Maybe I don't understand what's going on lately, but I know Marvel is forcing the mutants offworld due to terrigen poisoning. Are some of them staying or is it a really easily reachable planet? Are they just on Counter-Earth or something?
>>77542290
>ESPECIALLY BRITFAGS
Why?
>>77552929
They all went to hell. Literally.They're staying in Limbo which exists again as a separate dimension from Magik again.
>>77552996
That doesn't seem like the safest place to have a school for kids trying to get a grip on their powers, plus a community of mutant refugees. Why didn't they just go to the Blue Area of the Moon or even ask the Shi'ar for a boring human habitable planet and put a colony on it?
>>77542231
Marvel Comics: It's So Babies.
>>77552996
I thought they took over the Morlock caves
>>77542292
why the fuck does she look like motherfucking justin bieber
>>77553067
B-b-b-b-t she left wards.
It's really not safe at all considering that Lila Cheny knows em and owns a massive dyson sphere they could crash on without ever seeing her again.
Then there are the demons that came back for some reason. And if course there's the rampant time fluctuations meaning they can meet past/future versions of themselves or their enemies from multiple dimensions as well as emerge hours/years/decades/centuries/aeons off course from when they entered without Magik, I doubt anything there should be fit for human consumption and terrigen has probably permeated Earth's ecosystem.
>>77553156
Nope. Limbo. It was in the X-men issue today with Jean Jeaning and Logan olding about how he killed all those X-men that he has no business lasting more than 30 seconds against in a fight.
carcrash bamp
>>77542231
>muh fetish the comic
>>77542318
>>77542605
my sides
Well at least this wont end worse than carol's pregnancy.
>hopeless
just like this series
>>77549153
UPLOAD IT BROTHER
>>77542231
um isnt it dangerous for the baby
>>77552958
It was reported that they have to wait one more week for the physical version of this comic to be released.
>>77542435
That was the point. From where Jess was standing she could only see the upper body, and thought the receptionist was a human. So she started talking about weird aliens and stuff, not knowing she was talking to a weird alien already.
>>77542347
The guest list in this party makes no sense. They just invited all the currently active Avenger teams, as opposed to people Jessica would actually be friends with? I mean, why is Rogue there? or Nova? Or freakin' Howard the Duck.
>>77542292
>>77542385
>>77542397
>>77542410
She can fly. WHY IS SHE NOT FLYING?
>>77563652
No she can't, she can only glide.
>>77546020
Jessica and Carol undertones have been a thing ever since Claremont wrote Avengers Annual 10.
>>77563862
These "undertones," they're the same nothing that all shippers use I guess? They talk to each other. They're good friends. Therefore they fuck?
>>77564710
that's how it works in real life
>>77560864
Look at their current line up, then at the picture.
Boom there's your answer.
>>77564710
considering
>Claremont
I'd say they were probably blanant undertones
>>77565612
Sure it is, kid.
>>77568161
You don't bang all your friends? How do you pass the time when you're sharing a bed and can't sleep?
>>77568196
He probably masturbates... in the very same bed.
>>77542354
Eyes of Jess in the last panel are super wonky, holy shit. This art is pretty bad.
>>77542375
>Clock says 11:52
Morrison is masturbating to preggo Jess.
>>77546537
That's missing the point.
>>77542414
19 pages? With modern decompressed storytelling that is REALLY short, and especially since all the story in the issue is "pregnancy sure is wacky". How much did this book cost again?
>>77547773
Like they aren't going to carrot it for the entire shitty run.
>>77542292
Is there a reason Carol looks like she's going to kill Jess?
>>77571152
It isn't Carol's baby.
>>77542318
Jess I'm pretty sure Thanos has résumé on killing pregnant ladies and punching metahumans above your weight class through the stomach.
>>77547773
It's Luke Cage
>>77571284
Speaking of, I wonder how Bendis feels about this happening to Jess. He added her to the Avengers in the first place
>>77542354
What exactly is wrong about asking who the father of your friend's child is?
Fuck, this is going to be another F!Thor, isn't it? Where we get half a year of dancing around the question, red herrings, the occasional 4th wall leaning where the writer goes out of his way to tell us "well it's not this guy, guess again", and generally confusing a question the readers don't know the answer to with a good mystery.
>>77572481
He asked if SHE knew who the father was.
>>77572497
In their line of work, when a single woman with no history of sleeping around gets pregnant, "Does the baby have a father, or did some alien shoot you with a prego ray?" is a reasonable question. Fuck, "Are you giving birth to the father?" is a reasonable question. Remember what happened to Carol?
>>77542231
Congrats! How many are there, and who are the fathers?
>>77542263
Who da fuk is Roger?
>>77572600
>a single woman with no history of sleeping around
Has she hooked up with anyone one since she caught Clint cheating on her in Hawkguy?
Because there's an 8 month timeskip and she's clearly 9 months along (or reeeaaaly close to that).
>>77572787
Nope. She hasn't really gotten much attention since then.
>>77572694
Z-Lister called the Porcupine. Jessica is rehabilitating him I guess
>>77542231
Baby bump
>>77568380
>It's okay, bro. I already finished.
>Skrulls come after her as soon as she's off Earth but still in 616.
>Implying a Skrull is the father
>Turns out every man she slept with the previous year was at least one point replaced by a Skrull, including Clint
>>77542290
It was in my LCS today
>>77577851
New Marvel Skrull event: Secret Impregnation
>>77578058
>Any given teenager in the world could spontaneously turn out to be a mutant, an inhuman, or a skrull
>humans dwindle to being 51% of the population
>>77578109
FUCKIN MUTIES TOOK OUR JOBS.
>>77572787
>Because there's an 8 month timeskip and she's clearly 9 months along (or reeeaaaly close to that).
She's 8 months along. She's taking the last month off on maternity leave.
Her getting pregnant coincided with battleworld being destroyed.
>>77578026
Where LCS? UK?
>>77542231
>Written by Hopeless
Even if she wasn't pregnant, the book would still be garbage.
>>77547436
Keep in mind, it's Tony Stark asking. If he were female and pregnant she'd have no idea who the father is until the lab tests come back.
