First of all
>inb4 "Fedora tipper"
So... I want to go to cosplay somebody next year... The only thing is - i don't really know what character fits me and i don't want to cosplay characters that don't fit to my look.
Im a handsome looking bearded chubby guy.
My first idea was Silent Bob which fits perfectly to me. But its kinda pointless without Jay and i dont have friends who would cosplay him.
My second idea was Penguin from Burton's Batman but there is no way i would cut off my beard.
So /co/, give me some ideas. What kind of /co/ related characters are fat and bearded? I...can't really remember any.
PS:
That guy from I-LIKE-GIANT-ROBOTS is blonde and im not.
>>77541145
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>>77541145
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>>77541145
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Harvey Bullock? He's got a beard in the show.
>>77541145
You could paint your balls gold and go as that guy from X-men.
>>77541145
go as Kevin Matchstick from Mage:The Hero Defined
>>77541545
Wow. Never knew this character and seems that i have a whole bunch of new comics to read.
However...i dont know why you think he's fat.
He's muscular dude.
Im a Silent Bob type of human shape/look.
>>77541414
>Harvey Bullock? He's got a beard in the show.
Yeah but he is way older than me...i guess if i paint my beard white/silve here and there. But i will look ridiculous.
Also again Harvey is not fat.
Guys. Guys. Im fat.
>>77541691
Matchstick is drawn slightly jacked to fat and burly, it varies depending on whose the artist but for a fat guy you can't go wrong with black t-shirt, cargo pants and chucks.
>>77541800
Hmm dude are you sure... He always looks muscular or "average".
Silent Bob type will look like one of those "wtf" cosplays.
Ox king
Hagrid
The scotsman
Brutis
Comicbook guy
>>77541800
>>77541871
>Ox king
lol. this fits but im not an anime fan.
>Brutis
who?
>Comicbook guy
Really hate this character.
>Hagrid.
Beard needs to be really big + i need to be extremely tall.
>The scotsman
Obviously can't properly make that gun-leg and im black haired.
>>77541924
I meant brutus
>>77541956
>say im fat like Silent Bob
>people keep suggesting muscular characters
oh well...thanks anyway
>>77541973
Hey fuck you bitch i gave you a list of fatasses you picky little shit
>>77541145
Go as Ronnie
>>77542039
How do you cosplay as Ronnie while making people realise it's a cosplay? He's just a fat guy in glasses and hawaii shirt.
God damn...this board being fat neckbeards is actually true...so pathetic
>>77541145
Shave your beard and go in drag as faith. You might get some tumblr pussy out of it
>>77542057
ayyyy
>>77541973
Brutus is smore stocky/built. At worst, you could just do a shitload of bicep curls in the meantime. Either that, or just go as Ox King - everyone loves the Dragonball franchise, and it's always nice to see somebody have a go at cosplaying minor characters, as opposed to seeing Skinny Vegeta and Fat Goku for the 9002nd time.
post a picture of yourself
>>77542013
>Hey fuck you bitch i gave you a list of fatasses you picky little shit
Nice. Come visit me again.
>>77542168
>Either that, or just go as Ox King
I actually like him and that King Yemma or whatever he is (demon dude in a suit) but never was a fan.
>>77542057
>You might get some tumblr pussy out of it
but im gay :(
From this thread Ox King is the only guy that fits me. But Silent Bob still beats him lol.
>>77542692
>but im gay :(
Then just do it to be fabulous
>>77542919
---> /shitposters/
/co/ just shows that it don't know shit about comics and cartoons. All it can do is to post waifu threads or meme cartoon threads.
Not really /co/ related but, E. Honda from Street Fighter.
>>77543048
>bearded silent bob type
>suggesting literal super obese sumo with clean shaved face
What
The
Actual
Fuck
like i know that people cant read.
but its in a goddamn title of this thread
in a description
Are you mental?
>>77542047
go "nuhh" a lot, carry nuggies with you
better yet get a skinny friend to be your M-Dude
