who will she rub off to?
who will she have crushed in High School?
A picture of Cap. I mean, I wouldn't blame her.
>>77526852
Hoss of course. Look at this hunk of a man.
>>77526877
>Cap played Torch in original F4
>She will fap to the same actor as Human Torch
whoa
>>77526852
Bieber
thats an ugly picture of Johnny
Cap, unless she has terminally shit taste.
Shrek.
>>77526909
POTTERY
>>77527061
he better be doing the same pose as Torch in OP's pic
>>77526934
Gaydos is such a shitty artist he can't even draw handsome men.
>>77526909
In a What If, Jessica Jones married Cap
>>77527152
she didnt marry me so shes a whore
someone post the Batman edit
>>77527268
What comic is this anyways?
>>77526942
Here you go anon.
>>77527290I have no idea, I think Alias's but im retarded
>>77526934
>>77527087
too many details
>>77528106
I hope it is the Black Torch for the /tv/ butthurt.
Iron Fist.
It'll be his only appearance.
>>77528361
Iron-Fist should be the crush
charizard is the best one
>>77528916
No, because Squirtle would just use his water cannon to put out the fire.
>>77528937
Really though, for my moneymagmaris the best pokemon.
>>77529009
WAILOR
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>>77529009
It's Chimchar, you fuck. You know ass fucking shit dick about Pokemon.
Gengar. Can he even be stopped?
>>77529118
everything
>>77526852
>>77527097
>>77527330
>>77528106
That sure is exploitable.
>>77526852
also who is she
>>77529188
jessica jones.
>>77529188
Jessica Jones in her early teen years where she lusted for Peter's young boy penis
We should really have one of these on /aco/
be sure and send the best to Bendis
>>77527097
Is that THE emperor?
>>77529585
How have I never seen this yet?
>>77529585
Goddammit, anon. Now you will have to help me find my sides!
>>77529231
>Marvel still hasn't done a universe where JJ became Peter's girlfriend instead of Gwen
>>77526852
>>77526909
hypercrisis is real
brand new edit, i tell ya h'what
>>77526852
I didn't know Matt Damon was the Human Torch
>>77530062
That's dank.
>>77529051
That's not how you say Empoleon, anon.
>>77531361
The fuck is metal penguin going to do to karate monkey? It'll get punched to death before it can do shit.
Do women actually masturbate to innocuous portraits?
>>77531642
Only if they're autistic virgin NEETs.
>>77532078
Do men even do this?
>>77531642
I do it to lesbian porn. I'm straight as hell but regular porn doesn't do it for me. You know, not to mention dicks look ugly
>>77532371
So you could look at like some bland picture of a person smiling and that would be enough to get you off? I mean, maybe I could start off with it just to have a mental image of what the person looks like, but it wouldn't be enough to carry me the whole way through.
>>77532506
She's not just looking at the guy, she's imagining him fucking her. She's a virgin NEET who doesn't have access to porn, it doesn't take much to get her off.
>>77532611
>NEET
>a girl in high school
Anon...
>>77532740
You don't interact with many women do you?
>>77532823
Misuse of the term because it stands for not in education employment or training. High school.
Damn it, someone post the one with Charizard. That's the best one.
>>77529585
I'm fucking dying
>>77532823
Swallow a frisbee or learn what acronyms mean
What if she did date Pete? And they really hit it off and dated long-term?
How awkward would the inevitable dinner with Johnny be? Would her spaghetti fall out? Would she admit to masturbating to one of Pete's best friends?
>>77532918she's masturbating while she watches you die
Mum, dad, I made one.
>>77529585
That's one weird-ass fetish.
>>77528106
I'd jack it to Gabe. Best waifu material
