WHA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
To this day I still don't know the purpose of this specific strip
>>77508662
Jon asked the question for kicks, well knowing that Garfield ALWAYS has room for dessert. I mean, come on; he's Garfield the cat. He loves lasagna, breakfast, lunch, dinner, and especially dessert.
They share in bellowing laughter, and the after the waiter checks up on them, he can just TELL what they were laughing about. Perhaps he even heard it from afar. He gave them time to laugh, and then he took it upon himself to join in.
>>77508844
WHA-HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!
>>77509029
All of the day bro
>>77509029
>Other game
>>77508662
HEY OGG
PS3 GAME
>>77508662ALL OF THE DAY, BRO
>Their teeth go from spaced and rounded to long and flat in the last panel
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
Quick guys, what does Garfield read from Jon's mind?
>>77509290
I think the blank thought bubble is a perfect answer
>>77509290
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
>>77509290
NO GAME
OTHER GAME...
>>77508662
What kind of man takes his cat on a date?
>>77510281People who like zoophilia
>>77508662
You ruined it by putting both days together.
You're supposed to just put the strip from the day that makes no sense without the context of the other.
It works because Garfield very rarely does a joke that keeps going into another day.
Any room for garfield minus garfield plus 4chan?
![enhanced-buzz-1381-1371742191-7[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hbjljax.jpg "enhanced-buzz-1381-1371742191-7[1].jpg")
>>77510281
It's the only way John gets pussy.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mRmkSf-YT8o
>>77511729
So when are we gonna murder Carlos?
>>77511715
legitimately funny
>>77511729
no
just no
I had enough puns today
>>77508662
ALL
>all of the day bro shitposting
>>77508662
This would be a pretty good garf without garf strip.
>>77508662
saved
>OP's image
what the fuck
Never tried Garfield
what am I in for
>>77512897
So-so.
The first few years are actually pretty grand. Been driven into the ground, though, but so blatantly that everyone in the industry feels affection for it.
>>77512897
all of the day, bro
>>77512897
A fucking fat cynical feline who's job is to be lazy and kick dogs off the table.
Great introduction, early stories 1978-1995 have been good but from onwards the good jokes are more spaced out getting more dry due to humor equalization and lack of ideas
It's worth it though so that everyone can relate
basically what >>77512933 said
>>77511729
You may be right.
https://youtu.be/OGbhJjXl9Rk
>>77513043
Ah, I remember that fad.
>>77508662
I think there is a random Garfield strip generator. They could serve as actual strips.
>>77513026
>They put this strip, uncensored, as an easter egg in an official Garfield special.
>>77513105
Oho.
>>77513105
Holy shit it's fucking real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UhclY-nMgA#t=34s
>>77513026
Where the fuck did this edit origin from
I've been trying to find the origin of that for months since I knew it was included in the Garfield Gets Real Special.
>>77513004
>Great introduction, early stories 1978-1995 have been good
As a guy who read almost all strips from 78 to the late 90s, plus US Acres, I can attest to this. The early strips were a lot of fun, and as I stopped reading Garfield sometimes around 2000, I never understood why people on the Internet thought that Garfield sucked.
Just look at this 1991 strip.
>>77513202
ahaha holy crap.
>>77513241
Something Awful.
Remember when the strip remembered Jon is a cartoonist?
>>77513304
Remember when the physics of this made no sense at all?
>>77513346
The only law of physics in Garfield is "If it can harm Jon, it will."
>>77513346
It knocks the bookshelf over because of how heavy the comics are.
>>77513346
>Remember when the physics of this made no sense at all?
But anon, physics do not make any sense.
>>77513426
>Heavy comics
How heavy could they be?Were they all loss references?
>>77513105
I think this was more of a case where they needed a huge Garfield comic strip for that particular texture and some intern googled the first comic he could and sent it over without reading it.
>>77513426
>It knocks the bookshelf over because of how heavy the comics are.
You actually have to admire the little details and thoughts they put into it:
1. none of the balls that Jon threw hit that shelf that tilted
2. the piece of paper that tilts the shelf... actually misses the center of the trash bin.
>>77513451
They detail the hollow, empty existence we all live, and how in the end, we all die alone
>>77513426
That's not my problem. My problem is that the bookshelf is very clearly further back in the room than Jon is sitting, and it makes no sense for it to hit him.
>>77513451
>>77513426
The books on shelf are so "heavy" with plot that a piece of paper hitting them can tilt them over.
So they are probably Marvel and DC trades.
>>77513493
The fact you didn't get my joke makes me hate youALMOST AS MUCH AS I HATE MONDAYS
>>77513519
I still wanted to make sure people understood what I was talking about. Maybe I should have also replied to >>77513421 and >>77513434
>>77513548
I'm just joking anon. You're okay.
>>77509290
That Madara copypasta
Garfield is a legitimately terrible comic strip but I feel like I have some genuine affection for it based on two things:
>Jim Davis is a good guy and he sticks to his guns
>I've read Garfield for almost my whole life
Has anyone here read the Boom Studios Garfield comic? I got the first issue when it came out and thought it was great but never got around to reading anymore of it. Does it still maintain the quality of the first issue or did it end up going to shit?
>>77513804
>Jim Davis is a good guy and he sticks to his guns
what
>>77513868
He's super chill in interviews so that's the impression I get of him.
>>77513868
>I really like money, and I know it sucks, but I get so much money.
>If you want to do silly art pieces based around it and how it sucks, go right ahead.
>>77513868
He had a mental breakdown ~5 years ago and glued guns all over his body. But he ended up turning it into a charity stunt, because he's a good guy.
>>77513996
>He didn't even read the rest of the sentence
>Or he did but he doesn't get it
>>77513932
>>77514050
>I got someone to reply to my idiotic post
>he then deletes it out of shame
night fucking made
>>77508662
This is the purpose
who /randomgarfieldgen/ here?
>>77512317
>that's my fetish
>>77512642
CAUSE THIS IS THRILLER
>mfw Garfield and Friends was my childhood television show
>my whole life I mostly read Garfield and some other daily newspaper comics
Felt good
How the hell does a cat love pasta with cheese?
>>77514520
The same way he loves coffee.
>>77514585
this is my favorite strip of all time
>>77508662
>>77509138
>>77514647
god look what happens to their heads when they laugh that hard. i know its a cartoon but he really cant fucking draw people
randomized
>>77514585
>rape face.jpg
>>77514393
The early 90s strips were so great. Some of them were downright absurd.
new strip
jon fucking DIES
>>77513105
Kek
>>77514754
Death would be a mercy.
>tfw not lazy fat cat
what a shame
>>77514520 my cat eats pizza and sphagetti, so....
>>77513026
>>77514894
DEVASTATION
>>77512642
Cat breath?
>>77513455
Reminds me of a Disneyland documentary DVD sold in the parks that had a segment discussing the unbuilt Atlantis ride that used those "Atlantis vs Nausicaa" comparison collages as a background.
>>77513346
>>77515095
Look, a wad of paper wouldn't have the mass or force to knock over a bookshelf filled with large books like that
>>77513304
That's actually pretty funny
>>77513304
One strip, Jon implied he was teaching classes somewhere
>>77508662
threadly reminder
>>77511814
seconded
>>77513304
remember the theory that John Arbuckle is the cartoonist for Heatheclif in-universe
>>77516076
>>77516076
That spooked me when I was young
Hey guys, remember when it was ok to subtlety promote drugs?
>Garfield variants are getting more popular nowadays
And Jim Davis seems chill about it
>>77519546
He's already a millionaire and he's gonna die rich, why should he care a tiny bit about what happens next? He's all covered.
>>77516076
So did Garfield imagine John and odie in the end to live in a lie?
>>77508662
666 hours in MS Paint.
>>77518130
You were a cat once! A cat!
>mfw strip that predicts the future
>Garfield pirates a 3D printer model file for edible lasagna
>>77519749
That's funny given if you go "not all whites" to a SJW they lose their shit
>>77509290
i suck at editing but someone had to do it
>>77509305
I second this.
>>77520018
well done m8
>>77520018
Jean grey and iceman
>>77520018
>>77520152
Thanks for explaining the joke. That only ever makes it funnier.
Anyone like Square Root of Minus Garfield? It's hit-or-miss but pretty okay most of the time
>>77514236
I miss lasagnacat.
random
>>77511715
kek
>>77519749
my sides
What's wrong with Jon's nose?
>>77511597
>Hair colored blonde with paintbrush tool
"ANDREW DOBSON!"
>>77523072
Who nose what's wrong with Jon's nose?
>>77508662
even if Garfield stuffed himself to literally bursting he would still have room for dessert
how can you not get this joke?
Like maybe if you'd literally never heard of Garfield and this was your first exposure to Garfield as a concept ever
Has anyone ever tried "Garkov"? It's similar to the randomizer, but some of the results are really fucking weird.
>>77525668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va5_rn3vG3A
>>77513067
It's cool to look back on it and realize it never went anywhere
I blame the slender man craze
>>77513202
Jesus christ
>>77516409
I believe it
>>77525821
honestly the internet is shit at coming up with creepy stuff.
Zalgo started off as a parody anyways, I don't even know how there are people who take it even barely seriously
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pic unrelated
>>77525976
You don't know half of it if that's the tier you talk about.
/k/ has skinwalkers
/b/ has candleman
/x/ is all about slenderman but their favorite they never speak of, that's the meme (imagine "for you" but as a horror meme, you'll never get it)
My favorite is something else.
Also real elves from ancient times were ghosts that went with the mist. They took towns and placed them elsewhere or tricked wanderers to be lost. They ate children in their sleep when a window was left open and cursed people to die.
>they were blamed for people being dumb and getting lost, parents leaving their windows open and large cats ate their kids and illness killing people when they didn't see any illness (cat ears in the dark = pointy elf ears)
Old explanations long lost, that's what /x/ is good for sometimes. Too bad that thread happened four years ago.
Does anyone have the edit where Jon's eating a sandwich and Garfield takes it when he isn't looking and Jon just starts saying "yo" at him over and over?
For some reason that always cracks me up.
>>77513105
>inb4 this gets posted to /r/TIL and people claim "le leddit found it first XDxD X D d X D MEMES"
>>77519689
Ambiguity is the idea of the strip, as I know. I've heard Jim Davis did that in a time when he was depressed or something.
If you're optimistic, Garfield was hallucinating and wake up at the end. If you're pessimistic, Garfield is crazy and imagining all those things.
I don't know if I'm being optimistic but, for me, the latter doesn't make much sense. I'm also sick of creepy pasta of cartoons.
>>77508662
Here's the answer to your question OP
>>77514894
GLADIATORS
>>77525668
>>77511715
>>77518130
Jesus...
>>77520115
kek'd
>>77520115
heh
>>77513304
>it missed the can
little things like that.
>>77514989
Lewd
>>77513241
i've heard rumors that Justin Roiland created it
who /1981garfield/ here
Would /co/ read a Noir Garfield?
>>77535234
I watched a noir Garfield.
>>77535793
>John wanted dead or alive
w-what do you think he did?
>>77536045
He threw away half a pan of lasagna.
>>77536045
He rocked the dancefloor.
>>77536164
jesus christ how is he not drowning in pussy
i mean he finally got the hot nurse because jim davis threw him a fucking bone but that was after what, 10 years of near suicidal lonliness
>>77536775
>jesus christ how is he not drowning in pussy
>>77536833
I've tried this IRL and it actually does get women
>>77536775
>jesus christ how is he not drowning in pussy
As I recall the episode, it was because he started doing disco moves at a rock club.
Also, remember that Jon is a farm boy. He is extremely socially awkward.
>>77536775
>i mean he finally got the hot nurse because jim davis threw him a fucking bone but that was after what, 10 years of near suicidal lonliness
I think it was closer to 20.
>>77515028
Wrong direction. He consumed Jon's colour.
Man do you think that Jim Davis ever felt bad about creating a character and making him so pathetic? Just fucking shitting on his own creation for 20 years? Bringing to life this enigma of mental instability and isolation that is John Arbuckle and profiting off it every single day? Did he ever step back, look over all his years of work, and realize what a fucked up story he gave him? It's like the opposite of a Mary Sue is a John Arbuckle. And a few years ago he snaps out of it and lets John get a girl because he realizes John may be a reflection of part of his mind, and he didn't like what he saw anymore
>>77519326
In one of the comic book collections, Jim recounts a story where his editors were shocked that he'd put out a strip like this. After a while they let it through mainly because kids wouldn't get the reference or any of the suggestive behaviour.
>>77513421
He doesn't look like Sanguinius.
>>77537134
Jim Davis mad a fucking mountain of money off of Garfield.
The only thing he feels bad about is not being able to spend it all before he dies.
>>77537134
Jim Davis has explicitly said many a time that Jon was his self-insert.
The initial cartoonist background, the awkwardness, the farm boy shenanigans, etc. are all windows into his own past.
>>77535234
>>77535793
>NotNoirfield
ONE JOB!
>>77537933
You just know he hopped into some womans house and had an orgy. He probably ignored her after the first few ecstatic minutes, focusing on his regular co-mates in orgasmic bliss. She might have called her friends to be a part of this amazing experience, but she surely did whatever she could to get his undivided attention back. Every time this happens the elderly couple pretends to hate it, to hate him but we all know they love it. And then they just hop out of the womans life, back to their strange world of cartoon revelry. And it's not even the weekend for jon. It never is
Why did Jim make Jon suicidal again?
>>77508662
>Jon and Liz are dating now.
The fuck did I miss?
>>77543101
They've been together for over nine years. It was an actual storyline, even.
>>77543139
I have been out of the loop for so fucking long. Archie hasn't picked a bitch yet, has he?
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2015/11/151117-cats-cucumbers-videos-behavior/
Garfield strip with cucumbers in 3... 2... 1...
>>77511729
Carlos I swear to god I will end you.
Thank you based /co/, this thread has been a pleasent stroll down memory lane.
>>77543190
They enacted the crisis of infinite Archies and severed realities into one where he marries Betty and one where he marries Veronica.
But it wasn't popular so they ended both stories by having Archie be shot to death.
>>77514894
SUCH A LUST FOR LASAGNA
>>77543139
>9 years
Surely not nearly that long.
>check it
>2006
Well fuck.
>this thread
