Quick! Claim your Shen Gong Wu before anyone else does!
I got the Golden Tiger Claws.
>>77502620
I choose The Ring of Nine Dragons!Now NONE of us will be virgins!
I got a rock
i got the orb of tornami
I got spinach
>>77502673
OH SHIT HE'S GOT THE ROCK OF GENGHIS KHAN
WE'RE ALL DEAD!
Kazusu Atom!
Now nobody has Shen Gong Wu.
>>77502620
I CALL THE FALCON'S EYE
Emperor Scorpion is mine.
And, with it, all of your Shen Gong Wu.
>>77502644
>tfw I never got the play the card game
Is there a simulator of some kind?
>>77502724
Not so fast! I use the Reversing Mirror, so only your Wu gets vaporized!
>>77502673
i just got another motherfucking potatoe
You can keep the Shen Gong Wu. I claim Wuya.
>>77502834
NO SO FAST. I got to it too, with my SHROUD OF SHADOWS.
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A SHAOLIN SHOWDOWN.
I WAGER MY SHROUD OF SHADOWS AGAINST YOUR FIST OF TEBIGONG.
THE CHALLENGE WILL BE HIDE AND SEEK.
THE FIRST ANON TO GET CAUGHT PEEPING IN THE LOCKER ROOM LOSES!
I'll take the Woozy Shooterand just take hits off it all day.
>>77502855
This is why your mother seems so happy.
>>77502889
>Mfw I start Tebigong fisting all the girls.
>>77502905
You know what they say: Fist of Tebigong in the pink, Golden Finger in the stink.
What was the catchphrase they said whenever a battle happened. Wasn't it gonyitempai?
Cause I'm still a mark
I got the dog talisman.
>>77503062
GONG YI TANPAIthat means go
Jet Bootsu. Fuck gravity.
>>77503091
AYYYAAAAAAAA JACKIIEEEEEE, YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG SHOW
I've got my trump card!
The dark item that will cause chaos and strife wherever it is used.
Man I forgot how cool this show was. Is the new series any good?
>>77503195
NO ANON DON'T DO IT!
Moby Morpher
> everyone picks up the good ones
well fuck you all i'm activating the sapphire dragon
have fun
>>77503123
BAD DAY BAD DAY BAD DAY
Guys, i found this strange artifact, but i don't know what does it does or how it works?
Sands of Time, motherfuckers
See you all in the new future I make for myself
>>77503294
causes the user to become autistic
>>77503294
That's the Crest of Cancer, it gives the wearer autism.
>>77503234
>>77502853
I've always wondered what this combination of Wu would do.
>>77503294
BUT IN THE STONE AGE
The Third Arm Sash would probably keep me happy.
It's more practical than the Grasshopper Flip Coin or Monkey Staff and doesn't have any nasty drawbacks like the Ring of Nine Dragons or the Monkey Staff.
Claiming changing chopsticks
I claim the time machine
Your quests were all pointless now
>no one taking Longi Kite
Fancy Feet. It's just super speed, senpai.
Here's a challenge: Find me a Shen Gong Wu more useless than the Monsoon Sandals.
>>77504073
Shard of Lightning, so no activation for you.
Also all of you...
Get zoomed.
>>77504124
The one that turned you into a fly
Glove of Jisaku!
Thanks for all the Wu, nerds.
>>77504425
Fairly sure you lose to the mirror guy.
>>77504124
I dunno, long legs could let you kick ass in the next town over.
Or reach really high shelves.
>>77503091
>get dog talisman
>insert into anything you want
>mfw I can fuck Power Girl
ANTS IN THE PANTS. Ah, fuck. Can I have a do over.
>>77504712
Are you thinking about the rat talisman?
>>77504774
Probably
>>77504478
Damn that guy and his reversing mirror.
>>77504478
>>77504845
does anything beat that thing?
HUDOKU MOUSESo broken it was never used again
>>77504858
you can just beat the guy up.
>>77504858
Serpent's tail did broke it and is yet unclaimed.
Also Ring of the Nine Dragns could prob fuck user up if he was stupid enough to use it vs it.
I forget, was there an end game for owning all the Wu?
>>77504945
You fill out your pokedex.
>>77504945
Ultimate power.
Favorite super power mang.
>>77504124
A manlet's wet dream.
>>77504868
What did it do?
>>77505026
>>77505135
It let the wearer be able to use Google.
What was the best showdown and why was it Rai vs Omi?
>Omi getting his shit kicked in
Very satisfying.
>>77504945
They combine and create Mala Mala Jong
>>77504945
One tine Wuya used a bunch of them to build a magic robot.
>>77502644
Holy shit why wasn't this on the banlist
>>77502893
Woozy Shooter was some dank shit
>>77504858
technically any wu, if you used it right
reversing mirror reverses effects and/or reverse the effect area
you just have to come up with a plan that solves both
>>77504858
How many times did it actually reverse powers aside from just bouncing shit
>>77505166
>>77505191
she only needed like 10 of them though
>>77505159
I thought it was another wu? Fountain... something.
and it had to be with the help of another wu, otherwise you just get random info until your head explodes
>>77502644
What happens if you split into nine and any of you are killed? Does the wearer just lose that emotion/trait?
>>77503108
Why did the jet bootsu let you walk on walls and make cool noises when you walk about and then just became rocket shoes?
>>77505229
The initial ten created him, any Wu could be added onto him to further his strength.
They did it with the 9 rings, whilst he also took the sword from Rai when he went back to save people.
>>77503360
Create shappire statue able to turn dragons into people obviously.
>>77505214
Changing chopsticks so Omi got taller and i think serpents tail was the name, was used with the mirror to give wuya a physical form
>>77502889
>>77502905
>>77503045
too much kek
Remember when jack legit wanted redemption but the "good guys" refused it?it's ok spicer, you're still the best
Which was the one that gave you telekinesis? I'll take that one.
It was some weird cone thing. It's like a magic wand. So, it didn't give you the power to move stuff with your mind, rather what you point to with it.
>>77505159
>>77505135
It allowed the User to undo any mistake.
>>77505241
Fountain of Hui
>Raimundo became the leader
>not Clay
Literally his only flaw I can even remember is that he loves his bitch sister too much.
But then again this quote comes to mind
>"What is better - to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?"
>>77505252
The jet Bootsu's ability is to defy gravity. Which means you can use it to walk on walls and probably fly as well. As long as you're defying gravity anything goes.
>>77502893
>Shoots a purple haze that makes the person who inhales it act goofy.
Legitimately surprised that they got that one through.
>>77505396
Ruby of Ramses
>>77503981
God damn it, I wanted those! Now my fetishes will nevet be real.
>>77505423
Clay was good, but Raimundo arc was a lot better. Clay was basically the same from start to finish. Which is a lot appropriate for the Earth dragon.
>>77505459
Thanks. I'll take it.
Strangely, in my memory it was blue. Glad I didn't mention what color I thought it was because I was more certain about the shape.
Now all of my giantess needs will be fulfilled. Later nerds, I'm gonna find a shoe to jump in.
>>77505367
They were treating him like a freshman, and would have stoppped eventually after he continued to prove his worth, but when things got hard he quit and tried to backstab them.
I'm taking the Denshi Bunny, I'm gonna go Living Lighting up in here.
>Lighting speed
>offensive power
>intangibility
It's too good.
>>77505619
Zing Zom-Bone for maximummind control kink
>>77505435
someone post the acid trip s ene
>>77505604
So did Raimundo.
Woow, y'all are into some weird shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POLuCvyy7NE
Friends, help me find the theme beginning at 0:33. Listened to yt soundtrack playlist, isn't there :( Always thought it was best of the series, will put as alarm clock if found.
Take a look at your wu.
Back to me.
Take a look at your wu.
Back to me.
Take a look at your wu.
Back to me.
Take a look at your wu.
SHARD OF LIGHTNING!
Back to me.
Where is your wu?
There gone.
I've taken them.
>>77506023
Are you reading my mind right now? That turns me on.
>>77505367
>>77505604
The creators apparently had intended Jack to eventually make a permanent Heel-Face Turn and eventually become the Xiaolin Dragon of Metal, but then the show got canned, and since Chronicles had to be a partial reboot for legal reasons they never got around to it there either
>>77507687
If you're telling the truth, that would have been interesting, though he's a terrible fighter.
>>77507687
>>77508005
Jack is the xiolin metal dragon. Who I wish he had made better robots for them to fight which he could unravel and fuse with becoming more powerful.
Also he gets metal bending I don't know.
tangle web comb
aww yeah
>>77504712
Rat brings things to life, dog makes you immortal, I mean I guess you could put it in things but I cant imagine why, do you have a habbit of fucking things to death?
>>77502620
Reversing mirror
Seriously what the fuck was the appeal of this show? It was just an autistic version of Jackie Chan Adventures.
Is it another "meme" cartoon like Kids Next Door and that fuck-ugly show about the robot monkeys?
>>77502620
Shadow of fear!
I hope you anons have pleasant dreams tonight..It'll be the last one you ever have. Whats your greatest fear anon?
>No one claiming the Heart of Jong
>Not wanting the ability to give anything life
>Not wanting the ability to control a minion to do what you want with him
You`ll all fucking stupid.
>>77508701Dying
>>77502620
http://xiaolinpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Shen_Gong_Wu
Heres a list, you merds
>>77508918
That's where I've been getting mine. Have y'all not been using the list? it's literally the first thing that pops up if you type shen gong wu into google.
>nobody has claimed the Monkey Staff yet
Nice, it's all mine then
>>77508701ANTS
I'm grabbing the Fountain of Hui and the Eagle Scope for that infinite, exact knowledge.
Silver Manta Ray for me, i wanna travel everywhere for free!
>>77504124
Those are both for left feet
>>77507358
there was supposed to be a time limit on how long you could stop time with that but it was never clear what it was.
>>77510726
It started out as 5 seconds but increased to be about 11 seconds.Wrryyy
Wings of Tinabi
Imo GazerDate rape here I come!
I Claim, Face of the Joker!
Lunar Locket.
I demand all the Wu or I'll go Dark Chronicle and crash the moon into the Earth, killing everyone.
>>77511823
I'll just use the reversing mirror, your moon won't be a threat after the Earth crashes into IT!
>>77511823
Wouldn't that kill you too? Seems like a lose-lose.
>>77503091
>>77503123
>>77503261
Why was Jackie Chan Adventures so good?
I choose the cock-ring of fetishismu
>The ability to give anyone any fetish
>>77508701
>>77502853
So if I combine these, do I get to live out my deepest fantasies?
Fuck ultimate power, I'd rather take these and live it up.
Most of the good ones are taken already.
I'll claim Crystal Glasses!I'd rather have sands of time so I could actually travel through time, instead of just predict the future.
http://xiaolinpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Cannon_de_Lopez
>>77510362
Oh shit he's right.
I choose the orb of confusion!
>>77509428
Shit, I'll take the Mantis Flip Coin then
>>77512486
You bitch nigga
All of the good ones are being taken. I'll take the tongue of Saiping.
>>77512577
It's always weird to me how in fiction "Talk to animals" always translates to "animals follow your every command". Like they'd probably not give a shit that some hairless monkey is telling them to fight for them.
>>77512517
The monarch wings are still unclaimed:^)
Uh... Crap, bit late to this party but...
Mikado Arm?
Holy shit I wanna watch this show again.
>>77502855
Maybe cuz of your faggot ass Michael Flately costume.
>>77508193
>>77507687
The moe archive is dead so we've lost all of that was in that thread. Its sad.
Shit all the good ones are taken
ANTS IN PANTS!
>>77513956
That one's been taken too, buddy.But not the Star Hanabi
Thorn of thunder!
![553[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fxsYzuv.jpg "553[1].jpg")
>>77502620
i pick the wushu helmet.
Yall niggas i'm literally pic related
Literally the only good one left.
Wushan Geyser!
That is... if you can remember the one you picked.
>>77514142
Thorn of ThunderBOLT anon.
Also, why did they need two Wu that shot lighting? Speaking of which, claiming the Eye of Dashi.
Not many left, is it cheating to take both yo-yos?
If it is I'll just take the ying side.
did anyone post the one that stopped time
im really lazy okay
>>77514205
Why did they need multiple Wu that enabled flight?
Why did they need multiple Wu that turned into vehicles?
Furthermore, if all of these are supposed to be pieces of Grand Master Dashi's armor, why are there so many helmets, shoes, and gloves?
>>77504919
Wouldn't that just fuse nine people into one person?
This thread is amazing.
>people saying everyone's taken all the good ones
>serpent's tail hasn't even been taken yet
>mind reader conch is still out there
I'm claiming this though.
Hell yeah flying and getting all the benefits of being invisible with noclip
>>77514261
ring of 9 dragons
he can't not wear armor
>>77514269
if only Shaolin was more popular, they could have explored more wu combinations
>>77514242
yeah but there are multiple wu that control time
like the cheetah claws, which are from chronicles
Third-arm Sash.
Just seems really really useful.
>>77514225
>Original explanation for Jack turning good after the yoyo was his Reversing Mirror
>Later it's just "evil turns good"
>>77514261
He hated being boring and wearing the same armor all the time would have been boring.
>>77503838
>>77514356
fuck, I didn't realize someone took it already.
um....
Shroud of Shadows
Man, if only I had a voyeurism fetish. Oh well, time to get into Costco for free.
>>77514447
Aleady taken too >>77502889.
>nobody took two ton tunic
>>77512377
no, left
>>77514472
fuck, these image-less posts are making this more difficult.
alright how about two ton-
>>77514538
...
I guess I'll get Crouching Cougar
>>77505532
>>77503981
Get gud
>>77512021
the quality of the show hardly depended on jackie chans name, but somehow it made me love it more
Rio Reverso
Now I get a Dinosaur army
>>77506138
goddamn
>>77513800
Well if Desustorage succeeds in integrating the Moe databases we might still be able to recover that stuff
Also picking Sun-Chi Lantern, that Wu was overpowered, kinda surprised it was only used once
>>77514375
If someone uses both yoyos to open a portal, then you don't lose any of your chi. Jack was holding the Reversing Mirror, so instead of remaining whole, he left behind his evil half.
Yeah, it didn't make much sense at the time either.
>>77509428
Dammit!
>Get Heart of Jong
>Make my waifu real
>????
>Profit
YOU FUCKERS ALL LOSE
>>77514916
My point was that later in the series, that logic got changed to "you switch between good and evil when you use half of the yoyo", which bugged me when they went out of their way to explain what happened to Jack the first time around.
>>77502882
Why are none of you as intelligent as this man?
Never underestimate the Sweet Baby
>>77515478
He beat us to it and Katnappe is a far second to Wuya. Plus ya know, magic loot can get us girls.
Item#: [REDACTED]
Object Class: Euclid
Containment Procedure: You cant contain dank memes.
Description: SCP-[REDACTED] is a computer program that leaks classified Foundation data on www.[REDACTED].org.
I claim Kimiko
>>77514694
Does that say the scary monsters will listen to you?
Because you might need to work with >>77512577
>>77515574
That's gotta be the smallest pantyshot I've ever seen.
>>77514820
wait, someone is recovering moe? Also I claim Katnappe. I really would have liked to see Dragon of metal Jack in action.
>>77515738
I didn't know this show had a panty shot
>>77515738
better than nothing, I guess
>>77516014
They are trying, but even then, the last 4 months on it weren't saved.
>>77507687
>legal reasons
is this why they added Omi's little brother and made the dragon yellow?
why was it a legal reason
I claim jack spicer, he is better than any of your waifus
>tfw will never challenge Jack to a sexual showdown
;_;
>>77516999
I know it had something to do with Canada's laws about workers and the fact that WB had the trademark on he series. Thats why they had to change the names of all the wu and alter voice actors.
>>77515487
that baby sure packs a wallop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubtYCkPkNCU
>no one took Gills of Hamachi
Dibs! One step closer to becoming a mermaid.
>>77516999
>>77517239
well they changed the VAs due to Chronicles being made in Canada, as for changing all the Wu names, that has to due with the original names being tied up with the card game of all things
>>77517795
How did the card game work even?
>>77517814
no idea never played it myself
>>77505245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRozarc1kSo
>>77508918
I'M NOT A MERD
>>77509333
>not knowing them by heart
Fountain of Hui and/or the Eagle Scope
>Unlimited knowledge
>Perfect clarity/guidance
>Could learn to make Shen Gong Wu
>Could learn to unmake Shen Gong Wu
>Shortcut to Master Dashi-level power
>Perfect Immortality potion recipes
>At-will time travel instructions
>Reality jumping routes
It'd basically be the universal version of google and it'd be too easy to know if the Reversing Mirror was being used; just ask about something you already know the answer to and if it's the opposite then you need to go.
Has no one claimed the cloak?
>>77518615
Yes.
I claim locust flower
>>77514261
Do you just wear the same shirt and pants every day? Dashi has style.
No two ton tunic? Claimed
>>77518429
Already claimed both of those yesterday. Try again, slowpoke.
Jesus christ people learn to CTRL+F
Sapphire Dragon
Claiming Sword of the Storm
Man, with all the love Wuya gets here I completely forgot how much fun the concept of the Shen Gong Wu were.
I really got to give this show a rewatch sometime.
>>77522447
>>77522543
>>77522684
oh so it was a joke. Excuse me, I was merely pretending to be retarded.
Indigo Pyramid
Ya'll fucked up by not taking the two ton tunic. Mine now.
>>77508193
Funny, in. The bad endin he was able to create robots like that, that could also reassemble themselves when broken.
With just those he was able to capture the monks, collect almost all the Wu and defeat and imprison all of the series villains, even the magical/immortal ones. So make of that what you will.
>>77508802
I think Mala Mala Jong was autonomous, and only listened to Wuya
You need the Scorpion thing to control him
I'll just claim Kimiko...
I'll take Hanabi Star
>>77515217
mah negro
>>77524162
Nigga, I already claimed her
>>77515574
>Everyone keeps picking wu that have bene taking
We've gotten like five fucking people claiming the TTT.Guess they have to have a showdown for it.Also Vlad a best. I wish he didn't heel turn.
>No one's got the Cat's Eye Draco
Get fucked scrubs it's mine
>>77526521
and if I could take another with it I'd grab the arrow sparrow
don't mind me just taking an underrated gem
>>77526954
I was just thinking of taking that along with those spidey sense shoes from the card game. I'll take this instead.
>>77502853
What would happen if you used the one that turns you into a fly on this? Would it turn the nearest fly into a human?
>>77526547
That's a Wudai Weapon, not a Shen Gong Wu.
Granted, I'm not entirely sure what the difference is.
