4chan: the animated series
hey guys i got this gun here
im gonna shoot myself with it
>>77499390
Nothing but autism and unfunny jokes everywhere
If we don't practice, we'll never defeat /mu/ in the battle of the bands, and then no one will go to prom with us!
>>77499427
No one will go to prom with us because we're racist sociopaths with a long history of fucking up anything nice.
>>77499453
/pol/, we already told you, shit like that is why you're not in our band anymore
>>77499427
no one would go to the prom with us anyway, fuck we probably won't go to the prom anyway
>>77499465
>implying he's just talking about /pol/
The well runs deep.
>>77499478
I'm just gonna sit at home with drugs and cartoons. Fuck prom.
>>77499390
Wouldn't that be Drawn Together?
>>77499489
>OMG muh exotic loli hero
>Delicious chocolate waifu
>MOOOOM TUMBLR IS MAKING COMICS ABOUT MINORITIES AGAIN
/co/ is worse than /pol/ sometimes.
>>77499493
>Fuck prom
this is probably a more accurate description based on the facts that 1. we're not going and 2. everyone who goes gets laid
>reminder that /vp/ stole /pol/'s GF at the ball
Lol i fucking hate Marvel. I think grimdark is better than lighthearted writing.
Also fucking jews man
>>77499465
Wasn't it because /pol/ kept insisting bass is a nigger instrument but we didn't have a spot for anything else?
>>77499696
>playing the 4 stringed jew
>>77499390
Guest starring...
>>77499390
>/tg/ just sits in his room painting models, softly muttering "y-you don't even need the other boards anymore..."
>>77499748
>Barney's Biggest Fan
>>77499722
Piss off, we already got [s4s] to fill in anyway.
>>77499805
¿how do baze?
>>77499902
Not now, [s4s]
>>77499390
4chan was filmed before a live studio audience.
>>77499954
>hey /tv/
The audience is having trouble holding back their laughter, many cover their mouths, some bite their hands to hold back in anticipation of the upcoming punchline
>what's up /co/?
Heads are thrown back, the audience repeatedly slaps their knees. Some cannot contain themselves any longer, they burst into hysterical laughter to such an extent that the weathered actors on the set look to their direction in concern.
>I just saw the new Avengers movie
At this point all bets are off, no audience member can contain their laughter, those who were already laughing have passed out on the ground, convulsing. Blood drips from the mouths of audience members who have choked to death on their own laughter.
>it wasn't that great
By the time the punchline is delivered, most of the audience is dead. Those remaining tear their hair out, shrieking hysterically. Emergency officials arrive, but it's too late for them, they've heard too much and the oxygen in the air has run thin from the hoarse laughter of the long since dead audience. /tv/ and /co/ look at each other and shrug as the credits roll.
>this week on 4chan: the animated series, /co/ tries to get the mods to help him with his SJW problem
>meanwhile /po/ deals with identity crisis as more and more anon keep assuming her for /pol/
>>77500469
>It's not an SJW problem
Says /co/, affixing a swastika band into his arm
>It's an SJW solution!
>>77499390
I dropped this shit show when they killed off moot.
>>77499390
I liked it better when it called /a/ the animation and i watched it with subtitles.
>this week on 4chan: the animated series
>/r9k/ has had enough and goes on a shooting spree causing all the boards to hide in fear of him
>meanwhile /pol/ joins in on the fun while screaming HAPPENING /POL/ WAS RIGHT but ends up getting shot himself. Will /pol/ survive the wounds? Find out
>>77499390
>4chan: the animated series
Spends too many episodes having its characters bitch about other shows like Letter to the Redditor and Tumblrina instead of advancing its own plot; canceled after only half a season. Somehow still gains an obsessive following of pathetic virgins, most of whom just post endlessly about wanting to fuck /h/ and /d/and /an/ and /cm/
>>77499390
I bet the SJWs did this...
>>77501206
Ok but what about like /po/ or /diy/ or /3/, what alliance do they have?
Professor reddit sure is cool guy.His memes are top kek
>>77501206
>Implying Tumblr wouldnt be a love interest to /co/
>>77501269
>/co/ and tumblr have an on again off again will they won't they relationship for 10 seasons
>>77499427
Is Makarov PM an instrument?
I'm gay pregnant, and you're the father!
>>77501359
No /k/ Makarov PM is not an instrument
It started out pretty cool but then they do the crossover with 2chan and immediately afterwards they sold the rights to the highest bidder and everything turned to shit.
>in comes /mu/ walking into /v/'s room
>catches /v/ playing with board-tan puppets and making stories revolving around himself
>/mu/ takes the copy of the Soundtrack to Nier and swiftly exits
>/co/ walking downtown
>spots an advert for Steven universe
>begins to take of his sfw panties under his pants and fueiously masturbates to his pearlxperidot collection
>his handler takes no less than 3 minutes to stuff him in a black V& and drive his manic state of mind away into the /trash/
>>77501484
Who would /trash/ be anyway? Do we have a /trash/-tan?
>>77501484
>/p/hotography is doing a journal on discarded young men
>drives over to Misc.Ave to /r9k/s house
>his single mother answers the door
>after 7 exrutiatingly painful minutes for /r9k/ he shows him his area
>pic related
>/p/ collects a few examples from /describe your life in 1 photo/ threads
>as /p/ bids /r9k/ goodbye he leaves with a passing statement
>haven't u tryd just B-ing urself?
>/r9k/ closes the door and after making sure nobody can ee him he breaks down in his room
>he cuddles a dirty stained pillow with an anime girl printed on a piece of paper taped on
>He can't afford a body pllow
>>77501617
>>He can't afford a body pllow
>>77501538
A mix between Penn Jillete and Danny Devito?
Anyone have a more up to date boardtan?
Gentlemen, someone in this room...
Is a murderer!
/sp/ would pretty much be Groot. Either always yelling >MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI or >TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES or some variation of >18-1
>>77501963
I like that one.
>>77502014
Wait a minute... I know who it was!I knew it! He was the iceberg all along!
>>77501963
There could be a better color to show siblings than red when pink is being used to show a romantic relationship.
This makes it look like /co/ is in a bigamous relationship with /ck/ and /mlp/.
Which isn't far from the truth, but rather isn't the whole truth.
The production would be total chaos.
>That's too much like anime, fucking weebs.
>Westfags BTFO!
>LITERAL autism.
>Go back to Reddit with that plotline.
>That character is shit, scrap it.
>Needs more of my waifu.
>Your waifu is shit it needs more of MY waifu.
>This artist is shit hire a new storyboarder.
>This artist doesn't cater to my fetish enough.
>Good because your fetish is shit :^).
>Don't insert your political opinions, insert MY political opinions!
>Go back to /pol/ with those political opinions.
>Says the Redditor.
The end result would be almost exactly this; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe49Y861zDs
"Pepe & Wojak"
created by /r9k/
>>77499413
So...the Big Bang Theory?
[Laughter intensifies]
>>77499770
Honestly pretty accurate
>>77501206
That include /CO/
Greg stars as a breakout character!
>>77501817
Richfag bitch!
>>77502014
It's scrapper.
>>77500387
Fuck man I don't know why this killed me.
>it's a Hiroshima tries to speak English episode
>>77503543
This needs an update.
>>77499407
>hey gois an hero time
fixd
>>77503543
Thats so old anon, it not longer applies.
>>77503543
of course /g/ and /co/ are roommates.
>>77503543
So would it bea boarding house?
>>77500692
It took you that long? IMO, it's been dead since they killed Snacks
>>77503708
Carlos!
>>77500565
FUCKING KEK
Will it have lore?
>>77500874
Ooh, I've seen this one. In the climax, /k/ comes out of nowhere and also screams about the happening before turning /r9k/ into Swiss cheese.No, /pol/ does not survive. /pol/ was executed by /k/ by nugget firing squad
>>77501242
>on a very special episode of 4chan the animated series we tackle the hot button issue of substance abuse and why it's going to kill you
SON HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN ON REDDIT, WE RAISED YOU BETTER THAN THIS
I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU OKAY
I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU
>/pol/ says nigger
>audience laughs
>credits roll
>ship has sunk
>>77503672
Thats actually weird, they have nothing in common, /g/ is more close to /a/, /jp/ and even /v/ that any other board.
>>77501538
/trash/ would be the family pet
>>77501963
>that /tg/
This weeks special guestLoli Spinelli
Tumblr gets a PSA on internet harassment.
>>77503607
/aco/ needs a house of her own since she doesn't live with the others
>>77501963
Thats not how /v/ looks like
>>77503988
>penn with a dog's body
kek
"No way! I'm not doing it! There is absolutely no way you're gonna get me to hang out with /b/ again! Nope! Nada! Uh uh!"
>cut to /co/ knee deep in mutilated bodies of various ages and genders in a dimly lit room with his arms crossed looking miffed as /b/ runs by naked and masturbating and slaps a rageface sticker on his forehead
"I can't believe she got me to hang out with /b/ again!"
GOOD NEWS, GUYS! THEY CANCELLED TOMORROW'S PROM DUE TO BAD WEATHERIT IS NOW BEING HELD TODAY
>>77504218
And we don't have a date!
Again!
>>77504238
Maybe you losers don't, but I asked my Mom!She said she was going with someone else...
>>77499748
Return of long time favourite:
Snacks!
And moot ;_;
>>77504218
Bruh. I dare you to ask out /r9k/. It'd be hilarious!
>>77504207
>/b/ and /co/ used to hang out during the time they messed around with mlp related things
>/mlp/ finds out about their old friendship and wants them to hang out again
>/mlp/ somehow gets /co/ to hang out with /b/ again
Hilarity ensues
>>77504297
Gilbert Gottfried
>>77504297
Rolling for The Dwayne
>>77504297
Michael Cera
>>77504297
Andy Daly
>>77504297
Don't have much in term of actor pictures post randomly
Uh oh, it's our wacky neighbor /diy/!
>>77504356
>yfw micheal cera is /fit/
also re-roll
>>77504262
Oh /r9k/!
>>77504365
re-roll
>>77504337
Rerolling
>>77504297
Don Knotts
Old Man Henderson is searching for his gnomes again.
How many are going to the ER this time?
>>77504297
Robin Williams post-August 2014.
>>77504297
Tyler Perry
>>77504444
>>77504444
>Don Knotts is /r9k/
>>77504346
reroll
>>77501305
>/co/ and tumblr
>not /pol/ and tumblr
>>77504472
reroll
>>77504474
This, for /pol/
We gonna do that winter ball thing again this year?
>>77504512
Why not love triangle?
Oprah.
>>77504474
>>77504534
RE-ROLLAN, GIVE ME /POL/!
>>77502386
Too true.
Maybe one episode could be about the group trying to do a film project
>>77504520
reroll
>>77504555
OH, JOY
>>77504544
Excellent
And every other board is sick of them
>>77504566
>/v/ is dead robin williams
bueno
>>77504555
>/pol/ is Oprah
>>77504297
Jaysus.
>>77504555
00 - /co/
11 - /a/
22 - /tv/
33 - /b/
>44 - /r9k/ - Don Knotts
>55 - /pol/ - Oprah Winfrey
>66 - /v/ - Robin Williams.
77 - /fit/
88 - /k/
99 - /x/
>>77504297
Aidan Gillen
>>77504555
Fantastic
Micheal Jackson
>>77504645
Jim Carrey!
>>77504297
Steve Blum.
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
>>77504699
>>77504700
Oh, good god.
>>77504645
Owen Wilson
>>77504645
Tom Kenny
>>77504700
Well, this is unexpected.
>>77504645
Betty White
>00 - /co/ - Arnold Schwarzenegger
11 - /a/
22 - /tv/
33 - /b/
>44 - /r9k/ - Don Knotts
>55 - /pol/ - Oprah Winfrey
>66 - /v/ - Robin Williams
77 - /fit/
88 - /k/
>99 - /x/ - Steve Blum
Jaden smith
>>77504645
Joseph Gordon Levitt
>>77504700
>00 - /co/ - Arnold Schwarzenegger
11 - /a/
22 - /tv/
33 - /b/
>44 - /r9k/ - Don Knotts
>55 - /pol/ - Oprah Winfrey
>66 - /v/ - Robin Williams.
77 - /fit/
88 - /k/
>99 - /x/ - Steve Blum
>>77504700
>>77504743
reroll
Tom Hardy
Jackie chan
>>77504777
WINRAR!
>>77504297
Shaq
Keanu reeves
>00 - /co/ - Arnold Schwarzenegger
11 - /a/
22 - /tv/
33 - /b/
>44 - /r9k/ - Don Knotts
>55 - /pol/ - Oprah Winfrey
>66 - /v/ - Robin Williams
>77 - /fit/ - Jackie Chan
88 - /k/
>99 - /x/ - Steve Blum
We're almost there!
Rinko Kikuchi
>>77504772
rerollllllll
Several small to medium sized dogs.
>>77504356
>>77504297
larry david
>00 - /co/ - Arnold Schwarzenegger
11 - /a/
>22 - /tv/ - Rinko Kikuchi
33 - /b/
>44 - /r9k/ - Don Knotts
>55 - /pol/ - Oprah Winfrey
>66 - /v/ - Robin Williams
>77 - /fit/ - Jackie Chan
88 - /k/
>99 - /x/ - Steve Blum
>>77504804
Aidan Gillen
>>77504836
ONE MORE TIME
Harrison Ford
>>77504850
reroll
>>77504645
Michael Richards
>>77504862
R LEE ERMEY
>>77504898
COME ON MANG LARRY FOR /a/
>>77501538
They've been working on a mascot for a while. She's either a chubby furry opossum lady who is a slob or a small horse with a trash can on her head. I can't post either of them here for obvious reasons.
>>77504862
Vin Diesel
>>77504297
lets see what this gets
>>77504944
And you were so close.
>>77504218
>asked /x/ to the problem
>she said yes
>/lgbt/ asked me to prom
>said yes so I don't hurt his feelings
I'm not even gay! And now I have two dates!!!
How do I even get myself into these whacky predicaments!?
>>77504944
kek, he can replace don halfway through the series
also >>77504923 reroll
>>77504915
REROLL!
Michael Brown
>>77504297
Daniel Radcliffe
>/co/'s various generals are argueing with eachother
>/co/ sets down his news paper and fatherly pipe
>"Children, please, you're all terrible in your own special way."
Orson welles (fat)
>>77504297
David Spade
>>77504970
one last reroll
Satoru Iwata
>>77505063
YOU TRIED SO HAAARD
AND GOT SO FAAAR
>>77504297
Trump
Patrick Stewart
pauly shore
John Rhys-Davies
steven segal
>>77504645
Aidan Gillen
rolling for Michael Rosen
jemaine clement
>>77503543
How would a modern room-mate layout be for the modern boards of 4chan, given that most of the rooms hold 2-3 people each? /co/ would probably be thrown in with the rest of the FLGS group with /tg/ and /m/. /toy/ would sit out because no girls allowed. There's also the obvious ones like /sp/ and /asp/, /i/ and /ic/, /s4s/ and /mlp/, but who else would work together?
Eartha Kitt
I can't stop thinking about Don knots going "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
>>77504297
Jack
>>77504836
please
Jim Cummings as Christopher Robin
>>77505201
/pol/ /k/ and /x/ go together.
Marina Sirtis
>>77505211
>Don knots going "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Damn it, Anon.
![serveimage[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9WnbyyN.jpg "serveimage[1].jpg")
Colm Meaney
>>77504645
I guess, I am /b/
>>77504862
Unabomber for /k/
>>77504297
Greg gets /toy/
I need to become the cancer!
![serveimage[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FZesNRJ.jpg "serveimage[1].jpg")
Whoopi Goldberg
![serveimage[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AyserF7.jpg "serveimage[1].jpg")
Dom Deluise
>>77505201
/tv/ and /b/ could live in /trash/'s house.
>>77499954
until /pol/ and /k/ killed them all in a fit of rage
Did anybody in this GODDAMN thread got dubs?
>>77505400
You did,champ.
>>77504645
Leonardo DiCaprio
>>77505400
Apparently.
Nicolas Cage
>>77505211
Fuck I totally wasted those dubs.. I'm sorry.
>>77505400
Man, I wish I got dubs like you
>>77504297
>>77499427
>going to prom
>it's a normies episode
Keanu reeves
The show can be pretty nice, but why do they keep writing /pol/ into every scene? Does anyone even like that faggot? At least [s4s] has came into her own as a great comic relief character
>white character moves out and is replaced by a brown girl
>/pol/, /v/ and a somewhat naive and eager-to-please /co/ investigate what is clearly SJW pandering
>/co/ falls in love and reneges, intervening and fending off /v/ and /pol/
>/pol/ falls in love with /x/ for her conspiracy theories but walks out when he finds out that she participates in demon worship
>/x/ then forms a relationship with /d/ and later episodes refer to /pol/'s growing obsession with dickgirl-on-girl porn
>>77503993
I don't know where that blonde /tg/ came from but the brown haired Teej is the one that was used for the last Winter Ball
(took /vp/ as an older guardian, easily the cutest pairing)
>>77505552
the controversy helps boost the ratings.
>>77505324
reroll.
>>77499427
>the gang obsess over beating /mu/ at battle of the bands and train constantly
>it gets cancelled before anyone gets to play because /r9k/ shot up the school again
>>77499567
>/pol/ tries to exact his revenge but seeing /vp/'s childlike simplicity and autism makes /pol/ nostalgic for his lost youth
>>77505490
Rollo
>/r9k/ gets caught with a gun in his locker episode
>>77505552
>/s4s/ and /mlp/ are the goofy uncool kids who everyone shits on
>/s4s/ just says random crap all the time, and /mlp/ participates but always ends up making it sexual
>at the same time, they're the only ones who have any fun and aren't total cynical assholes
>Today, in a very special episode.
>/sp/ can't play on the big game because he's tested positive on a steroid test.
>>77505691
>/mlp/ gets censored every time they're on screen like Mohammed in South Park
>>77499390
A good thread turned into shit by dumb /b/ roll shit.
>>>/trash/
>>77505700
>"Damn it, /fit/, you told me these were cool!"
>>77505759
Booooo you suck booooooooo
>/pol/ starts building a wall in the middle of the street
>yells at all the mexicans who try to get around it
>>77505759
That's an episode right there.
>after a misunderstanding about pokemon training, /fit/ challenges /vp/ to a fight, despite /vp/ being a child and /fit/ being an adult
>/asp/ attempts to train /vp/ in martial arts, but it doesn't go well and /vp/ tries to avoid the fight
>eventually /vp/ gathers the courage to fight /fit/, and wins after /fit/'s underdeveloped legs give way to his hulking upper body
>>77505757
nah just the eyes get blurred and after the credits it's implied that the actress playing /mlp/ was later arrested in a Bill Cosby-style case
>>77505897
After-credits scene show /an/ crying and lamenting that now the horses will have to be put down.
>>77505759
>>77505865
>/b/ starts introducing people to a practice called 'rolling', which takes the whole town by storm except /co/
>everyone decides to roll dice before making a decision
>in the end, /co/ decides that 'if you can't beat them, join them' and decides to start rolling himself
>he's too late, rolling is no longer cool
>/fa/ did a roll to decide whether or not rolling was cool long before /co/ bought his own dice, and now /co/, /s4s/ and /mlp/ are the only people still doing it
>it's a Halloween episode
>a wacky situation arises when everyone shows up to the party wearing Bane costumes
>>77506012
>/an/ and /aco/ both show up as the front of half of the horse costume
>>77506012
>/ic/ talks shit about /a/ believing it's /co/
>it was /a/ the entire time
>/a/ seeks it's revenge by shitting on the floor and claiming it was /ic/
>nobody believes him
>>77506008
During the whole episode, /tg/ sits in the background, staring at everyone with disgust.
>>77506012
>/tv/ visits each board individually to tell them that he's going to go to the party dressed as Bane
>they all individually tell him that that's a stupid idea and that the film came out ages ago
>/tv/ changes his mind and comes in a different costume
>it turns out that everyone just wanted the costume for themself, and everyone is dressed as Bane
>each board's costume is slightly different, for example /fa/ is a fuccboi Bane
>>77502642
Expected the /co/ into /pol/ reveal, but this is a better edit by far.
r9k kills Moe this seasontrust me my dad works for hiro
>yet another "/b/ or /pol/ gets involved with something it has no business in and ends up getting the whole house in trouble" episode
Will those two ever learn?
>>77503607
I would rather not see a modern 4chan try to attempt that.
Most anything old that tries to be redone just turns cancerous.
>>77499390
Why did they kill off Moot? His story was just getting good.
And I really don't feel this new Hiroyuki guy. I mean it just feels too soon.
>>77499503
>>77506494
>it's a "some college kid shoots up a school and the whole house gets blamed for it for some reason" episode
>>77502545
Some guy in front of the Louvre with a bunch of lit fireworks yelling Allahu Akbar as a cynical practical joke?
>it's a /b/ trolls the world episode
>/x/ tells /k/ about a spooky mansion she found
>/k/ just shrugs it off as just another crazy ghost story, despite having a few himself
>/x/ is determined to prove she's not lying so they go visit the mansion for one night
>midnight comes around
>"See, /x/? This mansion isn't haunted! It's just another made up fairy tale of your's, like skin walkers or g-g-g-G-G-G-GHOSTS!!!!"
>AND A GHOST APPEARS BEFORE THEM!
>"Ooooyyy veeeey, you goys must leeeeave, so says I, Mort Ghoulberg!"
>the ghost chases /x/ and /k/ through the mansion in a Scooby-esque montage
>/x/ trips and Ghoulberg trips over her, revealing none other than /pol/!
>"/pol/! Why were you trying to scare us!?" says /k/
>/pol/ sheepishly kicks at the ground
>"I just wanted everyone to hate the Jews like I do..."
>"Oh, /pol/... Come on, let's go get some ice cream." Says /k/
>"R-really?" says /pol/
>"Of course! Ju-Wish is our command!"
>all three laugh
>stage freeze
>roll credits
>>77506750
>/trash/ just got here and everyone already hates him.
>Also, WWE is conflicted after being separated from /sp/ and forced to room with /asp/
Seems like a good episode.
>>77506992
>What, you thought it was real just because I'm Muslim, you racists?
Four Lions was fucking great.
So what's your favorite episode?
For comedy, probably my favorite was when /trv/ came back from a trip to Hawaii and /pol/ thinks their new tan is SJW pandering.
>>77506008
/lgbt/ rolls to decide whether he should transition
>>77499427
>/int/ is the emcee for Battle of the Bands and talks shit about whoever comes on stage
>/x/ is first and is a duo consisting of a theremin and waterphone
>/ck/ comes on and just bangs on some pots
>/k/ plays a song by shooting different caliber guns and bullets
>/sci/ attempts to play a song that they constructed to be the most pleasing experience to human ears, but is cut-off halfway through when /fit/ breaks their instruments(secretly /fit/ is just trying to get /sci/'s attention)
>/mu/ finally comes on and plays a five piece set consisting of Swans, Death Grips, Animal Collective, My Bloody Valentine and The Beach Boys, somehow stretching every song to be at least 20 minutes long.
>/co/ finally comes up after /mu/'s last 15 minutes of improv instrumental is finished
>plays Sweet Victory
>it's gets a huge applause but still can't beat /mu/
>However the /mu/ band begins arguing with each other about who was the best performer
>they grab /k/'s "instruments" and have a shoot-off
>all of them die, making /co/ the winner
>>77506749
>everyone (except /b/, who is out on a date tonight) is watching tv
>a news report about a school shooter named "Ted Donaldson" is on
>at that moment, /b/ comes in through the front door with a mysterious stranger
>"Everyone, I'd like you to meet my new boyfriend, introduce yourself, Teddy!"
Oh, /b/ and your whacky antics!
>/co/ and /mlp/ start smoking cigarettes
Oh boy! An after school special!
Thanks, Reagan!
>>77507269
>their more appalled /b/ is dating a man than a school shooter
>>77507401
>/b/ lectures everyone on "feminine penises" and "It's not gay if balls don't touch/there's no eye contact"
>/lgbt/ and /pol/ give each other a smug glance as if to say "Is he serious?"
>>77507568
>/fit/ is already planning how he's gonna watch them do it without being caught.
