You turn around and see Linda Belcher standing next to you.
Wat do.
>>77494551
Punch the fucking abomination in its bitch mouth.
>>77494551
turn off the tv
>>77494551
FUCK her.
That's the answer you wanted right?
>>77494551
Turn around and do what I was doing.
something something eggs
>>77494934
Why is this so cute? Do you have anymore?
Reflect on the fact that her voice actor is a man.
>>77494551
BAAAAAAWWWWWBAAAAAAYYY
>>77495151
>Reflect on the fact that her voice actor is a man.
So is Tina's. This isn't common knowledge already?
>>77494551
Get down on my knees...and suck her dick
Flat-out deny that I was investigated by police on allegations of exposing myself to her daughter at the local park.
Ask her why she's here and attempt tohold hands
>>77494551
Big fan of your family restaurant. You do good work.
[hideously inept attempt at smalltalk to try and make a new friend]
Hope you have a nice day!
I did a quick pahel search and on the first page was mostly loli and gay porn
also came across thishttp://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1523384#search=Bob%27s_Burgersand this image with an artstlye you'd see for tumblr fanarthttp://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1614226#search=Linda_Belcher
>>77495437
>click artist tag
>other pictures are gay crossdressing pics of mort and the school counselor
I don't know what I expected.
>>77495045
Polyle please go we all know you want you e-GF to be famous but this isn't the place.
>>77494934
>>77497831
>whyboner
>>77498089
She's sexy and loyal.
>>77495170
Awww raaaaaight
>>77495324
this
In universe, she's fairly attractive. She's has most of bob's friends secretly hounding her, the training pilot, and even the health inspector.
>>77494551
Punch her as hard as I can in the face because that bitch be ugly.
Linda, what are you doing standing there? I thought you were supposed to be running the register, or at least making sure the kids actually refilled the napkin dispensers with napkins and not spring snakes like last time.
Marry her and have weird kids.
Sing. Because world is so shitty it deserves our duet.
>>77494551
give her a hug and ask for a burger
seriously i get the impression bob's burgers are fucking amazing
>>77494551
Rub my face into her sweaty hairy armpits
>>77501529
It's napkins that come to you. it's more convenient.
YOU CAN STILL WIPE YOUR HANDS ON THEM!
Probably try to get a burger
>>77502393
Woah
Just take it easy, man.
>>77502527
Yeah, seriously
>>77494551
Knock her out with a wine bottle.
...and then probably be knocked out with a wine bottle by Louise and kept as a sex slave. Truly a fate worse than death.
>>77494551
"Waaaaagh Linda whaddya doin right behind me?"
>"Whaaaa Teddy you know I always run the register.
"Yeah Teddy, we've been over this like five times today."
"I know Bobby, still kinda weird. Normally don't have to worry about anyone behind me."
"HEY THERE STRANGER!"
"AHHHHH"
"Calm down Teddy its just the kids."
"Yup. Just us kids. And also Tina."
"Teddy you looked like you crapped your pants."
"And smell like it too."
"Teddy did you crap yourself?"
"Maybe a little Bobby."
"Ya need some new pants Teddy?"
"Thank Linda. Hey Bobby get me a beer."
>>77502931
"Well if he's taking off his pants, SO AM I"
"Gene don't. Put your pants back on."
"TOO LATE FATHER"
>>77502596
we all know Tina would be the one keeping someone as a sex slave
>>77495151
I am so fucking gay for that man. I want a husbandwaifu with that exact voice.
>>77503285
No. She will sell herself into sex slavery. Not only she will be having a lot of sex, she'll get money for college. Double win.
>>77502931
7/10, i had to dock you a full point cuz Teddy always calls Bob "Bob", only Linda calls him "Bobby".
>>77498261
Sexy, loyal and eccentric/alcoholic. The perfect housewaifu combination, same reasons everyone loves Francine Smith.
>>77495437
Why are they at Jimmy Pestos?
>>77502387
>seriously i get the impression bob's burgers are fucking amazing
well he only uses fresh ingredients. That alone right there matters a lot.
